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Gethein Deludere RP in General
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Omlette's character is fine.

Zephyr... Please, more descriptiveness. I've put in better paragraphs for Arena entries. What is his personality like? How does he fight? How good is he at fighting? What is his background? What does he look like (because really, the description you gave was somewhat shallow)?

I'd suggest using a Thesaurus. Whenever you want to use an adjective, see if there's a more descriptive way to say articulate (pun intended).

EDIT: Oh yeah, and having a gun isn't required. It's just that this RP does not take place in the time of the Aztecs, so logically one would NOT BE AROUND. This nullifies both of your characters. You might be able to make a strained explanation for having a native-like person, but having someone from a specific Earth civilization is explicitly not allowed.

[ Monday, December 08, 2003 15:28: Message edited by: Siam Shade ]

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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On the Reading of Books in General
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I watch anywhere from 0-30 minutes on the average day- namely, whatever's on right before I go to bed when I don't have enough time to be on the computer. (Usually Family Guy or Inuyashia or somesuch)

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Gethein Deludere RP in General
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Aztecs? My god, did you even take the time to read my initial post? I'd like to think you'd have the decency to adhere to the culture and tech level.

And plus, he's horribly under-described. If I didn't accept Naz_gul's, there's no way in all seven hells I'm accepting yours.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Gethein Deludere RP in General
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Drakey's character is good enough (although there are no "bigger guns" yet).

Naz_gul? Your character needs more description. Making him feel alive rather than a random RP stereotype will keep him alive longer than a random RP stereotype. :P

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Gethein Deludere RP in General
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Your character is perfectly fine.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
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Ah, I see.

The sarcasm was apparently lost on me. —_—

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
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Your ideas are harsh justice (brutal executions), sliencing those who disagree with you to preserve the peace (10 year "Roses" plan which I forget the exact name of, Tienamen Square), mandatory military service, restraining of sexual deviance, anti-abortion...

As far as I can remember, Mao was for all of what you said.

Also, the Dark Ages weren't that far behind. Interestingly enough, a few class periods in German were spent going on a "midieval criminal museum" site and checking out the punishments. I had a sense of déja vu while reading your posts- both you and the midieval Germans sought to enact profoundly superfluous and overly harsh means of enforcing your own personal morals on people.

And M6mmi is just a Nazi.

EDIT: Hey, I forgot to give my answer!

If I'm not forced to take the position, I won't. If I'm elected to it, I will.

If the former does not apply or the latter does, then I would immediately legalize all victimless crimes (pornography, private drug use, etc.), illegalize capitalism, and wear gold, green and purple all the time. ^_^

PS- If Deacon ruled the world, he would elect M6mmi and Jame as his most trusted lieutennants.

[ Monday, December 08, 2003 11:11: Message edited by: Siam Shade ]

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Gethein Deludere RP in General
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SCENE: Dvesti

Iron-clad, brown leather boots clomp loudly on the cobblestone walkways. Somewhere distanced from reality in the depths of the hopes and dreams of the fanciful, the sun shines. Alas, descending clouds inhibit the progress of light from the sun, marring the granite spires and stout roofs of the city in a veil of darkness. A grizzly and unshaven head briefly looks up to the sky briefly with the expression of a mendicant before turning back towards the false suns burning in the streetlights, lit on account of the persistent darkness. Nobody roams the streets, and the marketplaces lie complacent in their misuse. The town guards are nowhere to be seen. If dim, electric lights were not lit in the windows of each house on the street, any other spectator would assume that this town was devoid of life. Ahead, the castle reached into the clouds with its five spires in a gesture resembling an open hand stretched upwards into the sky. The small, sleeve-like ramparts were the best-guarded portions of the city, but they too saw little use, filled with less than half of what would be required to defend this city from any major raids. One of the guards pulled a switch without even questioning the approaching, iron-clad warrior strode through the giant, metal gates.

Colonel Prcchati was a man who had absolutely no place in his position. His skills in combat were mediocre at best, and his unkept uniform, loose-fitting armor and poorly groomed countenance suggested of his lack of discipline. He entered the military at the unusually premature age of 17 to evade familial pressure to find a job five years before the war broke out. He was promoted to the rank of colonel in a secretarial mishap which to this day remained unbeknownst to all involved.

He knocked on the giant, wooden doors of the castle. Noting no response after loitering by the door for a whole ten seconds, Prcchati opened the doors. They were unlocked. The interior of the castle was bare, save for a wrinkled, red carpet and four plain light fixtures lining the walls, two of which had burned out ages ago. The sound of metal on tile sounded from the stairs that lie ahead, as the direct result of a lumbering, overweight man brandishing a polished axe with a keen edge. He had a frizzled beard that reached down to his hairy chest which was revealed by his buttons not being fastened up the entirety of the length of his shirt's seem. He put his silken sleeve up to his large, pimply nose and drew it swiftly across while making a noise that indicated his preference of his sleeve in lieu of a tissue.

Prcchati: Hey... You must be a guard of some sort, am I right?
Guard: Yeah.
Prcchati: I have a plan for General Azzahr.
Guard: Hunh?
Prcchati: I'll just get it from my pocket here...
Guard: Hell, that's okay. I just wasn't informed that you were coming. So, uh... You want to follow me?
Prcchati: Well, sure.
Guard: Right...

The guard turned to his left and began walking down a side corridor while Colonel Prcchati followed impatiently. The hallways was plain, and the walls were lined with plain, iron doors. Occasionally, small pieces of trash would coalesce in small piles towards the periphery of the walls' margins. The guard stopped abruptly in front of a door with a button by it that was at some previous point red before the incessant pressing of smutted fingers rendered it a brackish crimson.

Guard: Just press that button over there, and stand in the elevator thingy. General Azzahr will be waiting for you at the bottom, so be sure to press down.
Prcchati: You won't be escorting to me to your general?
Guard: Well before you came barging in here, I sorta did have an important card game going.
Prcchati: Do you really have nothing better to do?
Guard: Hell, if you really NEED me to...
Prcchati: That's okay, you go back to your game. I'll be fine.
Guard: Damn right you will. Don't get lost now, you hear?

The guard stomped back the way he came, while Prcchati pushed the finger with his mouth visibly agape by a bare minimum of two inches. Whatever prayers he had for this city's defenses, they would not and could not be answered by the supposedly vaunted royal guard present. The door creaked and halted occasionally as it churned open, but eventually it came to a point where Prcchati could weasel his way in, despite its obvious disrepair. Prcchati pressed the button that he inferred was "down". The "up" label was still present, but the second button was bereft of its "down" label. The door was even less competent as it closed, and Prcchati manually pushed it shut. The ride down made screeching noises that shouted of the imminent collapse this elevator faced. When the elevator stopped, Prcchati was mentally releaved, but the whiplash that the abrupt halt had given him was of no help to his rising stress level. The door opened, revealing a room paved with pale and yellow linoleum, and a plastic table surrounded by wooden chairs dominated the otherwise bare chamber. Sitting in one of the chairs was a man who Prcchati saw as what the ideal General should be. Azzahr wore a thick suit of steel armor, had two pistols and a custom sword hanging from his belt, and wore shining, golden ornaments on his armor. His face was stressed but shaven, and his eyes spoke of a passion to defend Dvesti that Prcchati wished he had himself. As the Colonel approached, Azzahr swiftly raised his head with a surprised look on his face. He rose out of his chair, came to attention, and gave the salute. Prcchati attempted to do the same, but ended up performing a vigrous yet derogatory mockery of his superior's display of discipline. Azzahr was noticably disturbed but pretended to act as if he was unfazed. He extended his armored hand to the colonel as Prcchati approached. The two shook hands briefly.

Azzahr: Colonel Prcchati. What good news do you bring me from the war with Corporeus?
Prcchati: That is for you to figure out, sir. General Letzttich left me with this message to give to you. He calls it plan "Gethein Deludere".
Azzahr: Gethein Deludere...?
Prcchati: That's what he told--
Azzahr: What are you waiting for, colonel? Produce the document!

Prcchati dug into the pocket of his black trousers, personally selected in order to decieve others of his cleanliness when he soiled himself. He produced a vellum scroll with half of General Letzttich's seal on it, the other having detatched and crumbled in Prcchati's pocket. Azzahr grabbed it eagerly and looked it over. The colonel stood uncomfortably and slouched out for a minute that felt like an eternity.

Azzahr: No way...
Prcchati: What is it?
Azzahr: This is mad. Does he expect us to defend the city with sticks and stones?
Prcchati: What the hell is it?
Azzahr: Damnit, sit down. Get away from the table, I meant on the floor.

Colonel Prcchati sat awkwardly on the floor. Azzahr went to the corner of the room and tore off a poorly-attached slab of linoleum, carrying it by Prcchati. He broke it into many pieces and put the pieces on the floor. He took one of the larger pieces and laid it on the floor down so that the gritty, filth-covered, ridged, black side showed. He took a host of smaller pieces and laid them a few inches away from the large black piece, also face-down. Then, he took three chipped-off morsels of tile and faced them on top of the large, black slab. He placed a large number of tiles in-between the two piles of black ones with the white side up, and then placed a relatively small number of pieces with the white side up ontop of some of the black ones.

Azzahr: The 66th Army has none of the famous Glider Ballista that Corporeus prides itself on.
Prcchati: Good. So Letzttich is against the 66th Army, eh?
Azzahr: Unfortunately, not really. The 66th Army must have met with the 21st Army before approaching Dvesti, because they have fifteen Glider Ballista and enough gliders to send most of their army above our own.
Prcchati: So what's the plan?
Azzahr: According to this piece of crap? We're supposed to hold off the gliders until 10:00 PM in the evening, while at the same time responding to orders sent by runners to contribute troops to the front.
Prcchati: Well, what's the time now?
Azzahr: You should have a watch. It's 7:06PM on the minute.

Azzahr pauses. While he almost feels like the question shouldn't be asked, he asks anyway.

Azzahr: Colonel Prcchati, when did you recieve orders to give me this plan?
Prcchati: Hunh? At least an hour ago...
Azzahr: Good god, weren't you running?
Prcchati: Well I was at first, but I just plain ran out of breath.

Azzahr scowls at Prcchati impatiently.

Azzahr: Evidently, General Letzttich has neither the ability to compose coherent plans nor the ability to assign competent underlings.
Prcchati: Right, right. So what are we going to do?
Azzahr: The Glider Ballista take time to set up. According to this note, and assuming that it was written an hour ago at 6:00 PM, the Ballista were just being set up. It takes thirty minutes to prepare one for firing and approximately one minute to set up each rider for take-off. Goddamn-it, you do the math.
Prcchati: What's a thousand divided by fifteen?
Azzahr: What I'm trying to say is that we have an hour to organize a feasible defensive force!
Prcchati: What?!
Azzahr: Time to make an instant plan. We have three gun stores in the city, enough to potentially arm one hundred citizens, give or take ten or so. The blacksmith has a surplus of swords and otherwise lethal farming equipment capable of suiting fifty. I'll go to the gunsmiths, you go to the blacksmith, and I won't forgive you if you get lost, you hear me?
Prcchati: Okay. So... when do we get go--
Azzahr: You stupid bastard, get on this elevator before I shut it for you!

Prcchati, only now not oblivious to Azzahr's going up the elevator, quickly rushes in before the door closes with much screeching and otherwise undue processes. The ride up was silent, as per Azzahr's solemn mood.

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SCENE: Dvesti, The Last Bar

The tavern is mostly silent, with the parasitic rabble-rousing typical to an institution of its nature being ebbed under the circumstances. While the bar is stuffed, few people are talking. Sitting alone at a table is...

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This is where you introduce yourself.

BE AWARE OF THE RULES AND SUGGESTIONS.

1. Characters ARE NOT VALID until they are verified by myself, HENCEFORTH KNOWN AS THE 'Despot'. Suggestions for making feasible characters:
* Make the character interesting. This should be obvious, but if you make a character that is nothing but a poorly mapped-out clone of RP cliches, your character will not be accepted.
* Keep the character's abilities reasonable in both their scope and proficiency. Magic in this RP is scarce among those who possess it, limited to a few bolts of flame or lightning per day. If your character is a marksman, his skill in the melee is severely limited and vice-versa. Characters can mix-match skills. An example of this would be General Azzahr who possesses both two pistols and a sword, but is skilled only decently in either.
* You may have multiple NPCs throughout this RP, but only ONE may be powerful. As an example, I currently have two characters, however Colonel Prcchati has negligible combat skills.

2. RPers whose post quality drops CAN BE ELIMINATED. One pitifully non-descriptive or poorly written IC (acronym for "In-Character) post once in a while may be acceptable, but repeatedly poor posts will have one removed from the RP until further notice and the RPer's character will be claimed by the Despot or assigned to another RPer by the Despot. Apart from being non-descriptive, posts can be the basis for removal if they have no continuity with posts before them, separate plotlines that may develop aside. The first poor post will earn a warning, along with constructive criticisms. The second will often eliminate the RPer. (In the chance that someone is able to post twice in the time span it takes you to post once, that person's posts will be reviewed and yours will receive impunity.)

3. All other rules, stipulations or otherwise unmentioned clauses may be written by the Despot at any time. All decisions made by the Despot are final.

4. NO CROSSOVERS FROM ONE RP TO THE NEXT. Nobody who is directly from the Arena (including 3i/Ablis), Echoes, Ring of Fire, Zombie Attacks 1 *or* 2, Tavern Front, or any other Spidweb RPs I am forgetting.

Please realize that these rules exist to provide a quality output for creative energy at a level unprecedented by other roleplays at Spidweb thusfar. This means that "one-paragraph posts" common in the previous Tavern and Zombie RPs will not be tolerated. Effort is encouraged, and talk to me if you disagree with my decision(s). And remember, I don't bite. ^_^

Thanks.

EDIT: PS, the colonel's name is pronounced "Pur-cha-tee".

[ Monday, December 08, 2003 18:22: Message edited by: Siam Shade ]

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
The next RP ... in General
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Sorry, Drakey. I already have one planned out, and I've talked to Imban way ahead of time about it.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Misc in General
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quote:
Originally written by USA-se Xenerali-boariku CUSITURA:

...except the ability to throw around innuendos and swears, and plenty of us ignore those rules anyway.
Excuse me, but what the *smacks TM hard on the wrist* are you talking about?

Edited to remove sly work-around of the censor

[ Monday, December 08, 2003 00:57: Message edited by: Saunders ]

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
What music (if any) are you listening to... in General
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Boogie On Reggae Woman by Steevy Wonder
Mischeivous Kiss (Itazurana Kisu) by Day After Tomorrow
For the Love of Money by the O'Jays
A Matter of Trust by Billy Joel
Lunch with Gina by Steely Dan
Tears Know (Namida wa Shiite Iru) by Mayo Suzukaze

[ Sunday, December 07, 2003 15:10: Message edited by: Siam Shade ]

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
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STD, I assure you, the rule is 2 RPs.

Don't post here, it'll only be locked when Imban gets on.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
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quote:Originally written by Feran:
I haven't read in years.

I think Classic literature as a similar style of diction, style of writing altogether within it, and perhaps some of the better writing of our times, considering that the feel I get from contemporary novels is that of a media-esque style. Full of action, fast transitions, sex, etc., much like what's on TV.

I prefer fantasy novels, back when i did read, however.
What trash have you been forcing yourself through, son?

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
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Whoops! You're full of bullshit!! ^_^

The rule is only 2 RPs at a time. This one is invalid.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
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Have any of you had whipped mashed potatoes? Yeah... My mother stuck potatoes in a quisinart, and hoped to get something which vaguely resembled food.

I ate it and enjoyed it thoroughly, but I was the one who filled it up, not the other way around. ^___^

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
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quote:
Originally written by Feran:

I like Sliths because the hissing sound of lizards makes me think of long slimy things like tentacle sex :D
ahh

12-year olds are not allowed in that way

;_;


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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
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OOC: OH HEY!!!!!!!!! Zephyr posted.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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IMAGE(The%20Revenge%20Of%20The%20Melon%20Sex%20Topic1_dateien/melon.jpg)

This melon has clearly outlived its usefulness.

IMAGE(The%20Revenge%20Of%20The%20Melon%20Sex%20Topic1_dateien/melon.gif)

This melon will also be in a similar state after I'm through with it. ^_^

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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...you see this post above mine? For the love of god, RPs need some sort of standard higher than this.
And needless to say, the next one will.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
What music (if any) are you listening to... in General
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Could It Be I'm Falling in Love by the Spinners
The Fez by Steely Dan
I Need A Lover by John Mellencamp
Share the Land by the Guess Who?
Boys of Summer by the Ataris
I'll Be Around by the Spinners
Eternity by Do As Infinity

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
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ANGBAND CLEARLY HAS NO LOVE OF CHRISTIAN SEXUAL ETHICS

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
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Sagging isn't necisarilly bad if you're the giver to go along with it.

It's like a give-take situation, except with sagging in lieu of taking.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

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quote:
Originally written by Reality Corp.:

Happy Birthday. You are one year closer to being a teenager, one year closer to dying...HURRAY.

*The hurray part was for the happy birthday, not for the dying*

Quote to indicate agreement, save for omission of the lattermost clause.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Do you smoke? in General
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You can do whatever you want with YOUR lungs, just leave mine alone.

I think that's a pretty good policy.

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Do you smoke? in General
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quote:
Originally written by Hinosu:

1 match!?!?! That's sad. How come I can play around fires all the time and not be bothered by the smoke... f it. Anyway. If someone doesn't care about thier own health, why in the hell should they care about yours
By that logic, if I cut myself up with a razor, I'm perfectly justified in stabbing you up as well. No matter how "harmless" you may delude yourself into thinking cigarettes are, second-hand smoke is dangerous, and can kill non-smokers with repeated exposure. Do you understand that you're trying to justify murder? Do whatever the you want, no matter how detrimental to your health or vomitrocious it may be. Just do us all a favor and do it in your own goddamned home. Nobody else should have to die from your mistakes.

[ Friday, December 05, 2003 08:35: Message edited by: Schrodinger ]

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00

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