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1/10 Contest - What we have... in Blades of Avernum
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Wow. That makes this one of the most successful short contests ever, in terms of number of entries.

[ Monday, April 16, 2007 07:38: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Scenario Designing in Blades of Avernum Editor
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quote:
Originally written by Excalibur:

Terrain scripts are really easy; since most of the time I simply use the import command and state the graphics sheet and icon.
Those are terrain object definitions, not terrain scripts.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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BoA BUGS v6.0 in Blades of Avernum Editor
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quote:
Originally written by Excalibur:

Edit: Version 6.0? That's strange.
There have been five of these threads prior to this one.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Special Item in a box in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Well, of course, the energy levels are... no, wait, sorry, just finished doing Thermo homework. :P

The problem in Exodus was a very simple mistake in my modification of trap.txt, probably not relevant here.

I don't know why you're messing with the callthis variable. Why not just use a standard specobj or my modification, Search-Block (dummy.txt in Exodus)?

Nothing in the information that you've given us — other than the weird break — would lead to a problem, as far as I can see. It must be something more elaborate. If you zip the scenario and send it to me today, I'll take a look at it.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Scenario Designing in Blades of Avernum Editor
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*applause*

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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where?? in The Avernum Trilogy
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Be careful to hit "Post Reply" and not "New Topic" when you want to reply to a topic. The relevant thread is here.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Scenario Designing in Blades of Avernum Editor
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quote:
Originally written by Jobriath:

Nobody would play this scenario, as it is. Not even for novelty value.
That's just flatly untrue. Joke scenarios have been well-received before.

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Do a simple scenario - maybe one where you have to kill a bandit leader or something? That won't need complex scripts, and is probably going to appeal to more people than one about a Muffin Lord Demon.
Your idea sounds horribly boring and totally without redeeming value. If there's one thing that Avernum players don't need, it's another pointless scenario about killing bandits.

By all means, make a scenario that's bizarre and different. If it comes out bad, well, it's no worse than making a totally bland, normal first scenario, and at least it's different.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Be careful of what you pretend to be in General
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So it goes.

C'mon, someone had to say it.

I saw Vonnegut on The Daily Show a year or so ago, and he was as biting as ever. He opened with a speech of sorts that made everyone wonder for a second where he was going, and then, after making us think that he might be starting to dodder in his old age, he zinged us all. It was beautiful.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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Plato vs. Aristotle in General
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You just said that Plato was not known for unconventional thinking. Your ignorance astounds me.

If your problem with Plato and Aristotle is that they claimed that their answers were perfect and handed down from on high, then I claim that your reading of them is inadequate, as I suggested above. Their answers are less definitive than you think, and their questions more important than you admit.

If your problem with Plato and Aristotle is that people later tried to fossilize education so that it was based solely on learning what people in the past had said, your problem is with the Dark Ages, not with Plato and Aristotle. Do you blame FDR for Lyndon LaRouche?

[ Wednesday, April 11, 2007 06:08: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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GF Questions in Geneforge Series
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Nope. After all, the plotline of each of the GFs involved an apprentice who has very little power yet.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Avernumscript Editor in Blades of Avernum Editor
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quote:
Originally written by Niemand:

Kelandon: Bracket checking is in.
Cool. I approve.

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I'm hoping to make it possible to spend more time in a single application when writing scripts, and do simple, repetitive scripting tasks more efficiently.
Yes! This is what BoA so desperately needs.

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Lastly, you idea of script templates is great and I will definitely look into it.
It shouldn't be very hard, I'd think, and it'd be really convenient to have.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Prepare For Glory! in Blades of Avernum
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Because the community reaction to the preceding two was so poor.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
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One spammy post closer to frolicking in General
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quote:
Originally written by Sarasaphilia:

You're all toasting, but with what?
For me:
IMAGE(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/9/9a/MartinellisBottle.jpg)

[ Tuesday, April 10, 2007 16:48: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Prepare For Glory! in Blades of Avernum
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I'm done. There's no point making another one. I didn't even have any ideas for anything except the third Slith Homeland scenario, and I'm certainly not going to make that.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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Surprises in General
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Well, of course. You don't get a grace period. What did you expect, Tyra? :P

[ Tuesday, April 10, 2007 06:12: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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Bored and tired. in General
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I have occasionally called you M. I have also occasionally called you other things. But for the most part I call you Marlenny.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Avernumscript Editor in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Does it check brackets (outside of running Alint)? It'd be nice if an unmatched bracket showed up in some odd color (like red).

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Prepare For Glory! in Blades of Avernum
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I'm tempted to lock this just out of spite. I will be merciful... for now.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Bored and tired. in General
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I'll never call him anything but his name: Iffy.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Scenario Designing in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Look through the various help on my page and linked from my page. Check out the articles under My Articles and the Cookbook in Erik Westra's Stuff, and also look through the Links.

I think I'm going to add a question later today to the Designer FAQ about getting started.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Plato vs. Aristotle in General
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quote:
Originally written by Najosz Thjsza Kjras:

All parties concerned suck. By providing answers about the nature of reality rooted in supposition, they changed learning from a process of experience to a process of acculturation, a trend which continues to this day in the wank-fests that pass for philosophy and literature departments.
They didn't change any such thing. The pre-Socratic philosophers were not in any way concerned with experiment or even "experience," whatever your definition of that vague term is. They were concerned with theories of everything, just like Plato and Aristotle.

I'm not sure what your problem is with modern-day philosophy and literature departments, but I doubt you could come up with anything better than what they regularly do.

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Similarly, by learning enough that you could quote Aristotle (for the sciences) or Plato (for the arts) on anything ipse had dixit, you could fly by without learning anything in the academic circles of Europe.
Your Latin is terrible. :P

Also, if you try to be a scientist solely on the basis of Aristotle, I don't think you'll get very far in the academic circles of Europe. I think you're being a more terrible wanker with this statement than any department of philosophy ever was.

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The long and short of it is, until a society develops the scientific method, philosophy is useless at best and at worst an impediment to progress. Once you've got enough of it, you don't even have to learn anything.
You'd be surprised to know, then, I suppose, that ancient natural philosophers did discover things about the world. Hipparchus discovered the precession of the equinoxes, for example. Science in the ancient world was a strange thing and not very recognizable to us, but then, science as we know it is only about three or four hundred years old, and people still were able to figure things out for several millenia before that. It wasn't the incredible rush of expansion of knowledge that we've experienced since, say, Galileo, but there was technological progress nonetheless.

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While Plato and Aristotle did the best they could with what they had, they retarded scientific progress by centuries, maybe millenia, by providing easy answers that meant nothing.
It's interesting to note that Plato's actual answers are often far less definitive than your dismissive treatment would suggest. Socrates goes around trying to figure out what makes a man virtuous and wise, and he comes to some conclusions, but not much. It's the question that matters, because apparently people had not done very effective or systematic probes of the issue before. Some of the moral and ethical questions posed in Plato's work are still debated today, even when Plato did give answers, because there's no reason we have to accept his answers, and people didn't, even in the ancient world. (Indeed, his dialogues may be in part for the purpose of discussion and debate, not to give final answers to things, because his predecessor Gorgias wrote similar works for that very purpose.)

It's worth noting, too, that Plato's influence was not merely by his ideas, which are the most easily accessible of his contributions in today's world. His writing style was of utmost importance in the history of Greek prose, because he was an unparalleled master. Ask any classicist who the greatest prose stylist of Greek was, and Plato's name is invariably on the short list.

Also, their contributions to oratory and various other area of the humanities were enormous.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Project Spiderweb. in Blades of Avernum
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I guess I'm surprised that no one has done another Inn of Blades, so this make sense.

I feel like the TM sword-wielding slith graphic, personally.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Plato vs. Aristotle in General
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quote:
Originally written by I'll Steal Your Toast:

Herodotus was more important than Plato by far. Plato was overrated.
I just re-read this line and remembered that I'd like to hear it defended.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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