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Ash: more or less. I don't consider that the idea of "alive" for a human is an absolute state, but rather I think that it has a number of characteristics, like brain activity, breathing, heartbeat, and that sort of thing.

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Yes, it's biologically a human, but it's not humanly alive. These are two very different things.

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So I'm gone. in Blades of Exile
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quote:
Originally written by Le Martyre de la Terreur:

My real invective is much more vague.
I believe we have identified the problem. :P

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Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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ORIGINAL original Exile :) in The Exile Trilogy
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I'm doing my best to get these hosted at a real site that allows direct linking (partly because they stretch the heck out of Today's Daily Topics), but it may take a little bit of time. I'll get back to everyone on this.

Here we go:

old Exile graphics

[ Saturday, April 09, 2005 07:40: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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SOS kelandon BAHSSIKAVA emergency! in Blades of Avernum
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For the record, using a god party in Bahs is unsupported. You may find yourself in all sorts of trouble for doing that.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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AvDialogue v0.8 BETA released (this is the good one, folks!) in Blades of Avernum Editor
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It did something with making dialogue for BoA. It was for Windows, so I never had it.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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AvDialogue v0.8 BETA released (this is the good one, folks!) in Blades of Avernum
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It did something with making dialogue for BoA. It was for Windows, so I never had it.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Can't start Blades of Avernum in Tech Support
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Do you have all the appropriate files? I'd try redownloading, if I were you.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Do you think there is a Hell? in General
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quote:
Originally written by imho:

oh, btw, without time, existance is impossible.
time is the very essence of everything that existes.

Oh, pshaw. Time is just another dimension, a direction of movement. There's nothing special about it, any more than there is something special about up or down, left or right.

It's not totally impossible for something to exist outside of four-dimensional space (how would we be able to say that?), but it's pretty hard to conceptualize.

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BUGS! in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Another one:

* A creature whose graphic is set to the wrong size in the scenario's custom objects script (i.e., a small graphic with cr_small_or_large_template = 1) causes even Mac-BoA to crash and quit without an error message when the creature dies. This falls under the heading of "looking for a graphic that's not there."

GF3 for Mac is out -- shall we send this now? I can edit in the few additional bugs into the above list, if we want.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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BUGS! in Blades of Avernum
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Another one:

* A creature whose graphic is set to the wrong size in the scenario's custom objects script (i.e., a small graphic with cr_small_or_large_template = 1) causes even Mac-BoA to crash and quit without an error message when the creature dies. This falls under the heading of "looking for a graphic that's not there."

GF3 for Mac is out -- shall we send this now? I can edit in the few additional bugs into the above list, if we want.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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I mostly agree with that, with one proviso: women who wear revealing clothing often do it for the sake of the reactions that they get -- but not necessarily that they want to sleep with someone. Some just like the attention or the ability to make men want them. It gives power.

Not that this is how it should be, but that this is how it is, and Phaedra was dressed mostly as a reflection of that.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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quote:
Originally written by Levitating Netherlander:

This debate over the alleged sexual habits of a fictional character is growing decreasingly hilarious and increasingly unsettling.
I think it's interesting because it raises an issue that I almost want to make a topic about on General: how does the way that one dresses affect what we think about that person? And, as a related point, what do we think of girls who wear revealing clothing?

[ Friday, April 08, 2005 05:14: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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quote:
Originally written by Le Martyre de la Terreur:

So wait a second- the fact that Pheadra represents corporate whoredom for the purpose of linking meritocracy with larger breasts
But she doesn't. That was my point. Phaedra is not actually a slut unless you are so shallow as to call her that purely based on how she dresses.

[ Friday, April 08, 2005 04:51: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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SOS kelandon BAHSSIKAVA emergency! in Blades of Avernum
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You cannot physically leave the lower levels too early and be unable to get back. The only way out that prevents a return is through having six already.

If you have five, go back to the Catacombs and open doors until you find the sixth one.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Alec has a point. TM didn't, but Alec does.

To that I say: it was a BoA default graphic, so the realism doesn't bother me much. After all, I don't think ANY of the characters are actually depicted as wearing armor in their larger pics.

Just for reference, Phaedra's personality and sexuality will become considerably more significant in the sequel, and the choice of graphic as a method of characterization will make more sense to balance out the lack of realism.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Nine Variations Port Released! in Blades of Avernum
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Thuryl: Noted. I'll fix that.

VCH: The graphics took me the most time of anything in the scenario. Getting a working version of the doomguard thing actually took some re-arranging (the version on the Louvre has east and south switched, I think).

In general: As everyone knows, the porting algorithm in the scenario editor kind of sucks, but now I have some experience with it, which is kind of neat. That's the main reason that I bothered to do this (other than that I felt like writing an article and figured this would serve the same purpose).

What I take from this is that scenarios can be built along this model (go to point A, pick up special item 27, fight monster X) as a list of chores, and that makes a decently interesting scenario as long as the graphics and narrative are well done. (Because wasn't it kind of fun starting at around variation 7 or 8?)

Also, puzzles, either tactical in combat or otherwise, are a way to add flavor to a list of chores. While variation 8 was pretty interesting, it would have been better if it had developed tactical combat.

I was tempted to add another town in order to complicate this further, in between what is now variation 7 and variation 8. That town would have a creature script and maybe a small cut scene and some height differences or something. I didn't do this due to time constraints, but I may add it later. The really interesting part is whether you would enjoy the new variation, with custom graphics and advanced scripting but without a plot.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Nine Variations Port Released! in Blades of Avernum
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Have you heard all sorts of stories about the greatness of BoE scenarios, and how there's hundreds of them, far more than there will ever be for BoA, and how much BoA just can't compete? Are you sick of them, you lonely, sad, tearful BoA fan? Aren't you sick of knowing that BoA has a porting function for BoE scenarios that no one will ever use?

FEAR NOT, O SIGHING ONE!

I have taken the time and effort to port one of those fabulous BoE scenarios that you've heard about, made by a respected community oldbie! Download Nine Variations on Point B from my site and play it today!

And don't make fun of me too much. :P

[ Thursday, April 07, 2005 17:46: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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She also has incredibly high levels of Hardiness. :P

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Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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quote:
Originally written by Le Martyre de la Terreur:

"Interesting. So you see that image, think "SLUT!", and then cease to consider her personality? Who's being chauvinistic here?"

Way to go out of context. You're writing a scenario for angsty teenagers (and that ain't namecalling in the slightest). Including "steel bikini girl" is a good way to have women be objectified some more- because, ya know, she can't apparently walk around *without* that. She never "uses" it, and there's plenty of decent cloaks to wear. I mean, does she have the slightest bit of self-respect? (And you don't put any effort into characterizing her- which makes this seem like an ex-facto argument at best.)

Why does wearing what she wants to wear indicate a lack of self respect?

There are a few moments of characterization -- she hides a lot of her personality, very deliberately, and it's a bit hard to get her to trust you. But the fact that the party has to gain her trust a bit before she opens up about Legare is pretty significant, and the fact that the party can see that she's nervous when dealing with Kass and Legare and the others when they finally break through the doors -- these two facts are significant.

You didn't NOTICE everything there was to notice about her, but that doesn't mean it wasn't there.

quote:
Originally written by Le Martyre de la Terreur:

"Easss is a drakon. Ethass, on the other hand, is one of my characters. [Razz]"
You mean cliches borne from authors' insecurities now have names? Fascinating.

Ethass is a cliche? How so?

quote:
Originally written by Le Martyre de la Terreur:

"She's capable and attractive. I think that her intelligence is a more significant (albeit more subtle) aspect of her character than her sexuality. It's not something I added in afterwards -- it was what I started with. But she's an adventurer, which means she's spent most of her life living out of taverns and drinking with the boys. So of course she dresses like that. The important thing is that she's not consumed by it."
... This is a dime-a-dozen leftist fallacy. Nevermind the fact that she becomes a whore to perform better at her job. Maybe Miss Spears doesn't let her sexuality consume her. Maybe I could give a flying damn less- she's a slut.

But who says that I endorse what Phaedra thinks or what she does or how she dresses? I certainly don't endorse the way that Lucretia thinks in LP. If you don't like Phaedra, that's fine, but she's a representation, a single character. Do you prefer Ethass?

Besides, I think that if you dismiss Phaedra as a simple slut, you've missed a lot of her character. You don't know why she dresses the way she does -- maybe she just wants to. Maybe you think that she should dress more conservatively, but why should you get to decide how she dresses?

quote:
Originally written by Enraged Slith:

So because she hangs out with boys in the taverns, she has to dress like a whore... and if thats the case your basically saying that she dresses like that to get sex. You dug yourself a hole there...
No, not at all. Who says she ever sleeps with anyone? She's actually (although this never gets mentioned) probably a virgin.

[ Thursday, April 07, 2005 16:05: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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quote:
Originally written by Le Martyre de la Terreur:

"And I don't even want to know where you see a phallic symbol in all of this."
Sword.

She's holding an axe.

quote:
"But more significantly, why is it wrong that she's attractive? She certainly didn't use her sexuality in any undignified way (on this expedition, at any rate [Razz] )."
Because she is reducing her own dignity by flashing herself off like that. Basically, that graphic is one of a slut- a slut skilled with the use of a blade, but a slut nevertheless.

Interesting. So you see that image, think "SLUT!", and then cease to consider her personality? Who's being chauvinistic here?

quote:
[namecalling] Yeah, she's capable- she's also capable with attractiveness tied in. It's like you created a big-breasted character, adding in the fact that she's capable to counter that. Or, alteratively, women are subject to the same meritocratic standards of men, but they also shake what they got. (PS- Eahss is also not attractive.)
Easss is a drakon. Ethass, on the other hand, is one of my characters. :P

She's capable and attractive. I think that her intelligence is a more significant (albeit more subtle) aspect of her character than her sexuality. It's not something I added in afterwards -- it was what I started with. But she's an adventurer, which means she's spent most of her life living out of taverns and drinking with the boys. So of course she dresses like that. The important thing is that she's not consumed by it.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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The top? So... Phaedra's position is better than, say, Ethass's? Phaedra may be the one going out there and DOING things, but Ethass certainly has more of Legare's ear, and she has to do a lot less work.

And I don't even want to know where you see a phallic symbol in all of this. :P

But more significantly, why is it wrong that she's attractive? She certainly didn't use her sexuality in any undignified way (on this expedition, at any rate :P ). She has more significant traits than attractiveness -- she's the one that first realizes that the invasion of the demons was just an unfortunate coincidence, for example. She's definitely intelligent, and she uses all of her talents, physical or otherwise, to her advantage.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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quote:
Originally written by Ash Lael:

Andrew Miller - I think your point of view is quite a logical one. If you don't believe in a higher power, then of course there is no such thing as right and wrong outside of what people decide. In fact, it would probably be more accurate to say there's no such thing as right and wrong at all, only legal and illegal.

Taking this through to it's logical conclusion, one assumes you'd see nothing wrong with slavery, the White Australia policy, and other such 'legal evils' that have existed through history?

It is possible to build a system of ethics outside of any sort of theology (most of the Far East did it for thousands of years), but that sort of thing is probably beyond the scope of this discussion.

And on a related point, I'm working from the same principle of morality as you are ("killing people is wrong") but a different definition of human personhood and life, which I explained above. Basically, my point was that the normal signs of human life (heartbeat, brain activity, movement) don't start until well into the second trimester, and without that, I just can't see the (two-inch or less) fetus as being a full-fledged human.

DNA aside (viruses have DNA, but a lot of medical experts don't consider them alive), separate entity aside (a protist is a separate entity, but you're willing to cure malaria), that's the bottom line for me: a two-month-old fetus simply is not humanly alive.

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On the other hand, it's actually "Magnus Rex Putidus" ("great king" rather than "king large").

All of the names in LP are legitimate Latin words one way or another. They're either real words or real names.

And Dacia is in fact Transylvania.

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Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Chauvinism? In what way is it chauvinistic to make one of my female characters attractive?

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Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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