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GOOD GRAVY it's been a while. in General
Toenail Returns
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Member # 3349
 written Wednesday, January 2 2008 18:24 Profile Homepage #31
Ack! My welcome back topic is turning into a spam-fest...

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GOOD GRAVY it's been a while. in General
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Member # 3349
 written Wednesday, January 2 2008 17:33 Profile Homepage #24
Ahh, I remember you too, Salmon.

Oh by the way, is Alo still here? (Please say yes)
Can't have Skribbane infused sniping without him. =O

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
GOOD GRAVY it's been a while. in General
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Member # 3349
 written Wednesday, January 2 2008 16:14 Profile Homepage #19
quote:
Originally written by Goldenking:


And as for you Toenail! I remember you! You made excellent posts around the time I joined, and left shortly after I joined. Wonder why. Anyways, you were absolutely hilarious, and it's good to have you back.
Goldenking! I remember you as well, glad to see a familiar face. =)

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
GOOD GRAVY it's been a while. in General
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Member # 3349
 written Wednesday, January 2 2008 14:43 Profile Homepage #11
How many times did Ed try to avoid his ban before he finally quit?

Poor TM. I can't imagine how you kids function without him. :'(

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
GOOD GRAVY it's been a while. in General
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Agent
Member # 3349
 written Wednesday, January 2 2008 13:50 Profile Homepage #8
quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

I like gravy. And I remember Slasher. The question is... do I like Slasher?
I would hope that you do.

@Iffy : TM's gone? Man, I've been gone for far too long..

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
GOOD GRAVY it's been a while. in General
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Agent
Member # 3349
 written Wednesday, January 2 2008 13:12 Profile Homepage #2
Then you, sir, are a fool.

Gravy is a an omnipotent source of deliciousness, and you'd have to be blind and have your nose chopped off not to notice that.

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
GOOD GRAVY it's been a while. in General
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Agent
Member # 3349
 written Wednesday, January 2 2008 13:02 Profile Homepage #0
I doubt that any of you remember old Slasher, but he's finally back.

After months and months of procrastination, manual labor, and failed relationships, I've finally decided to rejoin Spiderweb. Again, I doubt that any of you remember who I am, but I'm back, and I hope that I'll be re-accepted.

-deposits sanity-

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
The noob language in General
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Agent
Member # 3349
 written Saturday, October 20 2007 14:25 Profile Homepage #14
Now, now, be nice to Iffy. He's new, and he's bound to make mistakes, as we all did, so cut him some slack.

And thank you for explaining to Ronny.

And no one, no one, can compare to Ed.

'Nuff said

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Beta Readers Wanted: Apply Within in General
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Member # 3349
 written Saturday, October 6 2007 04:46 Profile Homepage #9
Toenails Returns to read Dryth'tor's project. Mrrr.

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
I am running for United States President. in General
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Agent
Member # 3349
 written Saturday, September 15 2007 07:13 Profile Homepage #13
You should do well, your sanity has already been stolen. That should get you ahead by a lot.

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Park rangers are cute in General
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Member # 3349
 written Friday, August 31 2007 10:07 Profile Homepage #3
What on Earth is that?

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
What makes a great game a great game.. in General
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Member # 3349
 written Friday, August 17 2007 09:49 Profile Homepage #14
If a game has a good soundtrack that matches the storyline (i.e: Majora's Mask, Song of Healing during Dead Goron's flashback), it gets my seal of approval.

And I'm sure no one wants to play a game with bad graphics.

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Game consoles in General
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Member # 3349
 written Friday, August 17 2007 09:47 Profile Homepage #6
No Wii? No DS? No GBA? No GBC? No Sega?

I refuse to take part in this poll.

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Sigh...a dilemma in General
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Member # 3349
 written Wednesday, August 15 2007 03:24 Profile Homepage #19
I wouldn't be surprised if Hershey did to save money.

You'd think that it would be expensive, but I suppose they found a cheap solution. Maybe they stole glaciers from the poles and melt them down.

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Sigh...a dilemma in General
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Member # 3349
 written Tuesday, August 14 2007 17:14 Profile Homepage #17
Eh...not too far away. I live down in Maryland near all the old farms and such.

Well, that was a nice trip. I do think that they freeze the water overnight for easy storage. The water on the new water attractions feels like 34 degrees. Brrr...

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Sigh...a dilemma in General
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Member # 3349
 written Sunday, August 12 2007 08:03 Profile Homepage #14
Heh, welcome back Muffins.

Well, I decided that I need a vacation, so I'm off to Hershey for a few days. See you all on the 15th!

-HT

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Sigh...a dilemma in General
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Member # 3349
 written Sunday, August 12 2007 05:13 Profile Homepage #12
I just noticed that, and I've been playing through. I haven't noticed that much has changed so far though, but I suppose that is because it is only the demo.

I was never really a big fan of Nethergate anyway, mostly Avernum for me. :D

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
My arms are starting to hurt! in General
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Member # 3349
 written Sunday, August 12 2007 05:12 Profile Homepage #1
I like the idea.

The Manse in E3 was a great idea on behalf of Spiderweb, it was the first "official" place you could store your equipment, besides in random taverns where the innkeeper promised to watch over it.

There were also ghosts. Everyone likes ghosts!

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Sigh...a dilemma in General
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Member # 3349
 written Friday, August 10 2007 18:33 Profile Homepage #10
True, television programs for teens and children now is mostly awful.

But I am moving away from the topic.

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Complete Exile 2 outdoor map (massive spoilers) in The Exile Trilogy
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Member # 3349
 written Friday, August 10 2007 15:15 Profile Homepage #24
Impressive. That must've taken a LONG time to complete.

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Sigh...a dilemma in General
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Member # 3349
 written Friday, August 10 2007 15:04 Profile Homepage #8
The one thing that bothers me nowadays is that the television programs they play for adolescents and young teenagers always involves the main character(s) having either no parents, or parents that do not care what happens to the character. Watching all those shows as a kid always made me want to have adventures like those characters, and I watching them makes me feel nostalgic.

Listening to the Bosstones and walking down the backroads makes me feel at home, makes me feel happier then I've ever felt at home. I guess I'm an outdoorsy kind of person, and definitely a kid at heart.

Of course there are things I want, a new computer (mine's seven years old), Nethergate 2 to be ready for Windows, school to be less difficult, but mostly I just want to explore the world with my friends.

That includes all you European Spiderwebbers, maybe someday I'll meet you guys.

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Sigh...a dilemma in General
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Member # 3349
 written Friday, August 10 2007 13:49 Profile Homepage #6
quote:
Originally written by Synergy:

Good God, it's summer man. Do something active! It's exceedingly ill that long walks have become verboten. Is there a lake to swim in? Do you play tennis? Skate? Bike? Skateboard? If you have a lawn, you could play badminton or croquet for minimal investment. Get some folks together and play volleyball. Anywhere to hike where you live? Would such ventures be permitted in groups?

I'd hate to see you spend the rest of the summer watching TV or even reading, as wonderful as reading is. Did you read Harry Potter already?

-S-
Yes I have seen Harry Potter already, and sadly there are few left in my neighborhood that have not already left for vacation. (August seems to be the month for it)

I play soccer, occasionally lift weights, and play badminton with my siblings. I used to go to the pool, but my family's passes were revoked since we moved and no longer live in their community, even though the pool was named in honor of my grandfather.

Still, I find these activities cannot maintain my attention for more then an hour, I still yearn to wander the states and see new things, my hometown no longer interests me.

I take solace in the fact that when I'm 18 I will be going backpacking with two of my dear friends in the heart of Europe, with no supervision. :)

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Sigh...a dilemma in General
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Member # 3349
 written Friday, August 10 2007 11:00 Profile Homepage #2
Unfortunately, I've exhausted all of the quality literature at my public library, and I'm forced to read old comic books I've stowed away in the back of my closet.

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Sigh...a dilemma in General
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Member # 3349
 written Friday, August 10 2007 10:22 Profile Homepage #0
With the summer dwindling and my interests fading, I've taken up to watching old cartoons I used to watch years ago. Watching them makes remember the childhood dreams I used to have, a life of adventure, uncertainty, and excitement.

I've begun to take long walks from my home, several miles from where I've started, but my parents do not understand. Them being a paranoid sort, are terrified by my being "far" from home, bringing up stories of acquaintances being mugged or worse when wandering. Living in the suburbs, and an incredibly boring and dull county, I doubt this will happen to me.

But alas, they forbid my only refuge in an otherwise terrifyingly boring summer. I find that I do nothing productive anymore, but pack for an "adventure" that I may never have. What to do, what to do?

And thus marks my glorious return to the ever sanity-defying forums called Spiderweb.

-HT

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
The Fens in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
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Member # 3349
 written Sunday, February 25 2007 11:07 Profile Homepage #1
The Fens are certainly quite bothersome. The few creations sent out into the fens to help you don't help much with the constant regenerating troops of the Shaper Monarch.

Also, I don't like swamps. My robe gets dirty.

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