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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
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OOC: Don't forget Fluffy is slowly growing weaker.
Mancire does now how to cure it, but I didn't say he was able to perform the removal. *Several poeple fall down.*
Mancire's magical ability is not enough to perform the removal. You'd need an archmage of the highest order, and Mancire is but a skilled Sound Mage.

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It's been a while, but... in Blades of Avernum
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I've got an idea for a disadvantage:
Racist.
Effect: A character will attack any non-(species of character)as they move past IF they are in mellee range.

And an idea for an advantage:
Spiritual.
Effect: Undead will do less damage to you, and you can do more damage to them. You are able to sense undead presence nearby, and your spell points regenerate faster.

Any further ideas will be posted here.

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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
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Mancire's Spirit: "Fluffy no longer can control himself." *A tear strolls down Mancire's ectoplasmic cheek. He pulls out a real locket from his robes.* "This is my most dear possesion, a locket my wife had given to me." *He opens the locket. It contains pictures of his family. Suddenly it glows. Several energy balls shot out of it and wrapped around Fluffy.* "I am sorry to perform this ritual...goodbye Fluffy." *Mancire's spirit spreads his arms out. He then starts to fade. He also starts to dissolve. The binds around Fluffy start glowing red.* "Maybe one day you will be freed, Fluffy." *Mancire's spirit then glows a bright blue, and then dissolves, forcing Mancire's spirit into the leigons of the undead. The binds around Fluffy start glowing a very fierce blue, and Fluffy's power starts to slowly drain. The locket falls to the floor and shatters, but the pictures stay intact.*

OOC: Quite an item, isn't it? If MSW gets good items, why can't Mancire's spirit?
Fluffy is slowly becoming weak. SLOWLY, and there's almost no way to stop them. Only Mancire and his family knows how to stop the binds. Baltazar may revive Mancire as a lich.

BTW- Fluffy can still fight.

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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
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*Fluffy finally shakes Mancire's Spectre out of him. Mancire's Spectre is hit against the wall wiht such force, Mancire's Spectre becomes a spirit once again.*
Mancire's Spirit: "Good, my descent into the undead's legions has been delayed. I am still an aimless spirit. Listen, rebels, do not kill Fluffy! I can reach him! Just keep him busy!" *He flies over to Fluffy, and tries to reach the inner Fluffy, the Fluffy that wants his clan restored.*

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Funny Movies in General
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quote:Originally written by Undine:
quote:Originally written by Zephyr Tempest, the Wielder of Ice:
A really funny movie is Kung-pow! WTH is that elephant-nosed 2-legged fly(That jumps, not flies.) doing in that movie!?
Wha? Which Kung-Pow is that? I don't remember an elephant-nosed 2-legged fly...Kung-Pow 1. I might have the name wrong, but it was directed and starred by Steve Oderke(sp) or something like that.
It's the one with this line in it:
"You are watching Cnn...C...N...N..."
And
"And then, he killed the dog..." *Fart sound* *Dog whimper*

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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
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Mancire's spirit wouldn't have known they were clones if he hadn't seen them in the making.

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Funny Movies in General
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A really funny movie is Kung-pow! WTH is that elephant-nosed 2-legged fly(That jumps, not flies.) doing in that movie!?

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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
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Profile #241
*Mancire looks out of the lounge to see 2 mages making clones of themselves.*
*Suddenly, at the lounge, a soul flies through the door.*
Mancire's Spirit: "Hello, clones." *He flies over to the real Alcove and Jade.* "Hello, there are some other undead in that lounge." *He flies down to where Fluffy is.* "I have to choice but to do this, my fine, furry friend." *He then flies INSIDE of Fluffy. Fluffy then feels a freezing sensation as Mancire's SPECTRE is inside him. Fluffy hears him in his head.* "Snap OUT of it, Fluffy! You can't let Baltazar control you! Fight it! FIGHT IT! Why, with all ytour strength, you can FORCE Baltazar to restore your clan!"

OOC: The last words he heard as a drake-man were:"I am willing to fight for you, but I know I will die if I try to buy time for your soldiers to assemble. You must promise me that if I die then you must return my clan to normal. Promise me this, please my lord."

IC:
*Fluffy tried to shake Mancire out of him, but the inner Fluffy heard him, and gained confidence in trying to free himself.*

[ Sunday, September 28, 2003 06:01: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest, the Wielder of Ice ]

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Avatars in General
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Profile #34
I'd want to use a smaller version of this for my avatar:
IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Avatars (2)_files/nodlogo.jpeg)
Except smaller.

But lo, avatars have been disabled.

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Holding the Tavern Front -RP in General
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Shadow: "I live down here! And I know these slimes." *He takes on the shape of a slime, and moves over to the other slimes. Slowly, he imitates bubbling sounds. The slimes let Neris pass.* "If you live down here long enough, the languages start to rub off on you. But the other creatures down here I can't help you with, except for undead, because I am undead in this form. But if possible, I'll change into my Phalanx form and help you through any unavoidable battles." *He flattens, and then sighs.* "I've lived down here ever since the Kingdom of Serenity had split in 2. I trained and trained as a lad, and finally, at age 18, I was presented wiht my Phalanx armor. Somehow, a necklace had been left in the helmet, I took that, too. I fought for Serenity. But then, the King died! I was in sorrow. I didn't know which of the 2 newly formed kingdoms I would fight under. I finally chose to flee to an Inn, so I lived in the caverns underneath. When I snuck into the Inn("At night, of course."), I thought I wouldn't be able to move silently. I suddenly coughed, and I tapped the necklace to see if I was choking on anything. I suddenly changed into a shadow. I sneaked down into these cavers, and dubbed myself "Shadow". I've lived down here ever since."

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If anyone cares… in General
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Profile #24
quote:
Originally written by Death, the Anti-Drug:

If any one cares: another tid bit: you can still SEE misc. but i forgot how.
I have a link in my sig that leads to the misc. boards.

Jeff Vogel's pet turantula Spider is dead? I just heard of Spider, but every time I hear a pet has died, I get sad.

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Hello! in General
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Profile #15
The...current...president?

Well, if he is:

STOP DRILLING OIL IN ALASKA! You are forcing animals from their homes! And they're likely to become endangered! *Weep* And Saddam either never had biological weapons, or got rid of them. And the real threat is most likely North Korea!

If he isn't:

NEVER impersonate the president!

Anyway... Welcomed to the dammed...river.
Enjoy your stay! IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Hello!_files/biggrin.gif)

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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
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Profile #228
quote:
Originally written by Osama bin Wise Man:

OOC: sir, SW is not afraid of cold. and a spirit can't move through him, the energies of his soul occupies all the space in his body. and he's almost 30, not a fugging kid.
Hmmmmm...I didn't know that.

IC:
*Mancire's spirit flies in front of Fluffy, then Mancire's spirit becomes visible to all.*
Mancire's spirit: "Fluffy, stop. I know you do not wish to fight for Baltazar." *Fluffy stops. He's never seen a soul before.* "Do not be afraid of me. I can help you. Just do not attack the rebels." *He turns to Kel-Aziz.* "You may think I was born evil, but you are wrong. I only joined Baltazar to see if he could restore my humanity. But apparently, he does not wish to do so. I know the way to Baltazar, I will show you the way. And if it is within your power, or the power of anyone you know, I would like to live once again...as a human."

[ Friday, September 26, 2003 13:38: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest, the Wielder of Ice ]

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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
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OOC: I said the tower collasped, but it doesn't matter much.

IC:
Mancire's spirit: "My family is still alive." *He zooms and flies through Shadow Wolf.*
Shadow Wolf: "AAACCCKKKK!!! That's really cold!"
Mancire: "You fool, you think my family is dead!? I cannot simply let go of them!" *With that, he flies up, and then flies through Shadow Wolf again.*
Shadow Wolf: "BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Stop!"
Mancire's spirit: "Do you feel the pain I've gone through!? Have you had to look in a mirror to see a horrible creature instead of yourself!? Have you experienced the fear of exploding at any second!? I have!!" *And with that, he angrily flies up to the top floors of the tower.*

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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
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OOC: I've waited long enough. Time for a catastrophic explosion!

IC:
Mancire: "Goodbye, cruel world. I had missed out on all the joy I could've had. I will miss my family." *His joints started to glow more fiery, then...he exploded. The tower was shooken, then something extremely unexpected happened, it started tilting. It collasped! Mancire's spirit appeared, but instead of a drake-man, it was a human! He was wearing white robes, and on his hood was a golden v-shaped crest. He hovered into the air, and then he came to the ground, and waited by his remains for a resurrection(sp?).*

OOC: If he gets revived, he'd be a rebel. But I doubt he'll be brought back to life.

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Extreme problem in Tech Support
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Apparently, the game was just overworked. The walking left problem is gone now. YAY!

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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
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OOC: That was before my last IC, right?

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just a thought in General
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Well, since so many people have confessed slightly major crimes, I might as well say what I have actually done:

Minor vandalism(Minor, trust me.)
Major annoyance(Nearly everyone at my school has done this!)
Software pirating(Barely any, though.)
Warez(Played ROMS)
Major insulting behind people's back(Not too often.)
Petty theft(I've stolen a few times in my life. 3 things, IIRC.)

Recently, I've only done 3 of these. And 2 of the 3 is becoming extremely rare.

[ Wednesday, September 24, 2003 12:44: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest, the Wielder of Ice ]

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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
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Profile #202
quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

OOC: Heart-touching indeed. Just one - well two - questions: What (if anything) triggered this, and how is Baltazar supposed to prevent the explosion? IMAGE(confusef.gif)
Well, the mages that cursed Mancire kinda messed up, making him instable. Meaning if he gets hurt a lot, he might explode. And he was just in a fierce battle with Fluffy, right?
Baltazar is an archmage, he might be able to heal Mancire or something if he makes it in time.

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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
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*As Fluffy and Mancire raced down the hallway, Mancire stopped, he got down on all fours, and all his joints started glowing a fiery red!*
Mancire: "No...the instability...I may not survive this time! Fluffy, sprint to Baltazar, I don't want to die! Quick! Before I explode!!" [i]Those mages' curse was full of flaws. Any moment, I'll explode! Why...WHY...WHY was I chosen to become a drake-man!? I just hope that the rebels don't kill me...and I hope I'll make it! The explosion will be devastating![i] *He thought back to the times of his humanhood, missing his family.* Why did I have to become a drake-man? I did not want to leave my wife, my children, and my cats. They were all I ever wanted...a family. I was so happy...I was so...happy... *He weeps at his losses.*

OOC: A heart touching story, isn't it? It''s obvious if the rebels spare him, and restore his humanity, he'd rebel against Baltazar. I don't really care what side he's on right now.

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F***** up sounds in Tech Support
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Timber Wolf, do not degrade other members. That's against the CoC. Try reading it sometime.

And about the sound problem, you may need new speakers.

And cursing, even if masked, is against the CoC, IIRC.

[ Wednesday, September 24, 2003 11:48: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest, the Wielder of Ice ]

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Holding the Tavern Front -RP in General
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*Shadow moves along the ground, just a little bit ahead of Neris.*
Shadow: "There are hostile animals up ahead. Be7r eady to fight. I'd become a Phalanx, but there is not enough room. I know this because I have explored these caverns many times!"

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Marching Band in General
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Profile #17
What does "Qui est-ce qu'a bu tout la lait du poisson" mean?

And what about the 8th shirt down in the deranged category at that wickedjester place? It's the one with the word "vegetables" on it.

[ Tuesday, September 23, 2003 12:28: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest, the Wielder of Ice ]

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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
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Profile #185
Well, how long to you think it would take?

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Baltazar the Mad (RP) in General
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Profile #183
OOC: FD, you're getting to be a bot uber...

IC:
*Mancire wakes up. Feeling much better, he hears footsteps.*
Mancire: A rebel is coming. I should mix some potions quick! I'm not an alchemist, so anything I mix up will most likely be poisonous! Heheh! *He mixes some potions, and waits by the fake wall, readying to pretend to be a rebel, and give the potion to the approaching rebel.*

OOC: Mancire appears to be a thief of some sorts. Next rp, I'll use a samurai! KWAAAAA!!!

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