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Political Jokes in General
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Profile #6
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lol

[ Tuesday, April 29, 2003 20:21: Message edited by: Sodium Cyanide* ]

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'The term Anarchy got bandied about a lot in the early 80's, perhaps having some amount of political or social meaning attached at the outset, but by the first couple of years, it simply became a synonym for "blow **** up".'
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No Taxes! in General
Agent
Member # 1359
Profile #24
quote:
Originally posted by iDavid:
Imby: There are, believe me.
I am acquainted with several.

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Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
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The "About us" topic in General
Agent
Member # 1359
Profile #22
Remember, people:
quote:
Originally posted by Sodium Cyanide:
And since "school project" is so overused,
this is for YOUR OWN GOOD.



[ Saturday, October 11, 2003 13:26: Message edited by: FLEISCHHACKER ]

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Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
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The "About us" topic in General
Agent
Member # 1359
Profile #0
I am celebrating becoming a Veteran. You can celebrate, too. Just post on this topic.
The topic combines elements of such Misc. classics as What people perhaps look like, Eccentric, Who are your favorite members?, Are you fit of corpse searching, and, of course, the many Age/gender polls. It is in the style of topics such as Enquete, Enquete: A new hope, The Enquete Strikes Back, Return of the Enquete, Enquete: Unfinished Business, Enquete: silent assassin, Enquete: Code Veronica, and Enquete II: the Two Towers. Well, you get the idea.

»What is your name?
»What is your quest?
»What is your favorite color/colour?
»What is your job (If you are unemployed, what prevents you from having more free time)?
»What are some books you like?
»What are some movies/TV shows you like?
»What are some computer/console games you like?
»What are some bands you like?
»What are some songs/musical pieces you like?
»What do you think various members look like?
»What did you have for lunch last Tuesday?
»What is your age?
»What is your species?
»What sort of computer do you use?
»What plane are you from?
»Are you male, female, or "other"?
»How many holes do you prefer in the ceiling?
»When did you last brush your teeth?
»Do you feed lemons to your pet alligator?
»To whom are all your base belong?
»What region of the universe are you posting from?
»What does (§³·ß)Ð/µª=ƒ mean?
»What is the appropriate usage of the word "EVOL"?
»Do you own any medieval or medieval-style weaponry?
»Did I forget anything?


And since "school project" is so overused,
this is for YOUR OWN GOOD.

EDIT: Messing with the questions again.

[ Thursday, May 01, 2003 15:41: Message edited by: Sodium Cyanide* ]

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Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
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A Few Things Spiderweb Games Have Taught Us in General
Agent
Member # 1359
Profile #19
54. every living thing has "hit points."

55. there are always monsters in dark, scary, caves.

56. entering the said caves and killing the monsters almost always results in some sort of reward.

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Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
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1,000 in General
Agent
Member # 1359
Profile #17
Congrats X!

Hmm, I'm almost at 1k myself.

[ Tuesday, April 22, 2003 20:39: Message edited by: Sodium Cyanide* ]

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Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
Posts: 1277 | Registered: Monday, June 24 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Agent
Member # 1359
Profile #658
NaCN: "Hey everybody, I got's me a great idea! I'll go out there and wack the inside of the alien with my crowbar. Maybe we'll get barfed out."

ADoS: "Actually, that's a bad idea. First, it would mean going out into the stomach acid. You haven't got your hazard suit in this RP, you left it on the Spiderprize. Second, you would have to open the door. We don't have an airlock, or enough duct tape to make one, so we'd get drenched in acid. Therefore, your idea is stupid."

NaCN: "Oh."

Sodium Cyanide walks back to the Taco Wagon and discovers that all the food has been long since eaten. There is, however, a very large tank of some sort of powerful Mexican hot-sauce.

NaCN: "All we have to do is get the hot-sauce outside without the acid getting inside. Lone Flame, I believe your teleporting abilities will aid us greatly in this endeavor."

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Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
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Happy Easter. in General
Agent
Member # 1359
Profile #29
Not being Christian, I don't celebrate Easter. Instead, I celebrate the nice spring weather and the day when a metric assload of chocolate goes on sale at the local supermarkets.

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Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
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Palm Sunday in General
Agent
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Profile #13
To me, palm Sunday is just another day.

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Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
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Member # 1359
Profile #649
OOC: I was going to post, until I saw that we had been swallowed by a very large alien. Anyway, welcome back Rosycat.

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Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
Posts: 1277 | Registered: Monday, June 24 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Agent
Member # 1359
Profile #641
Aaaauuurrg!

*fires MP-5 at guards*

Aaaauuurrg!

*jumps behind crate of weapons*

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Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Agent
Member # 1359
Profile #639
NaCN: "Yay! Who thinks of these passwords anyway?"

Guard: "Me! You ******* are goin' down!"

NaCN: "That's not very nice..."

Guard: "We aren't payed to be nice.

NaCN: "Oh."

*Sodium Cyanide sprays Febreze in the guard's face, then Sir David ties the guard up with duct tape.*

Other Guards: "Capture them!"

[ Thursday, April 17, 2003 09:05: Message edited by: Sodium Cyanide* ]

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Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
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Gah in General
Agent
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Profile #44
If it ever gets dull, you could try Dave OS.

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Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
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Profile #635
NaCN: "Good idea! Lets take a look at this computer terminal and see if we can download some sort of map of this complex."

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Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
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Color swapping? in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 1359
Profile #5
He may not do much else besides pallet shifts, but they're good pallet shifts.
Much better than what I can do with my lame editing programs.

[ Monday, April 14, 2003 07:50: Message edited by: *Sodium Cyanide* ]

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Ninja-Moderation!
What we need is Urban Wisdom!
Vote Wise Man!
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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Agent
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Profile #631
IC: "Holy crap!" screams NaCN. "We're headed for the front gates! Everybody down, this could get nasty. No civilians are supposed know where the front gate is. It's probably guarded with tanks, or something worse!"

The bus drives up through the front gate, unstopped by any military units. In fact, the only person there is a solder who panics at the sight of the heavily modified and beat up bus, and runs off into the desert.

NaCN: "What the ...?"

Sir David: "Like you said, 'no civilians are supposed to know where the front gate is.' If nobody knows where it is, why waste time guarding it?"

NaCN: "Oh, good point. Good thing I'm so clever."

Sir David: "You're not, I thought of it."

NaCN: "Oh, that's another good point. Who thought of that one?"

Sir David: "Never mind, lets try not to get caught once we're inside."

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Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
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Nether Circle! in Nethergate
Agent
Member # 1359
Profile #6
Vale of the Sould is at X= 128, Y = 21. You have to go pretty far in to find Clouds of Night, the Netherarts spell.

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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Agent
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Profile #627
OOC (to Spider Dude): If you want to join, please do. If not, please stop posting useless stuff.

IC: The bus drives up to a fence with a sign reading "NO TRESPASSING. Violators will be shot dead on sight!"

NaCN: "well, they're friendly."

NaCN jumps out of the bus with a pair of fence-cutters and proceeds to make a large hole in the electric barbed-wire fence. He then climbs on top of the bus with his MP-5 ready. "I would really appreciate some backup firepower up here!"

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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
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Profile #621
The Entity sets Spider Dude's pants on fire...

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Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
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The meaning of life. in General
Agent
Member # 1359
Profile #11
quote:
Originally posted by Permutonominus Rex:

the hitchiker's guide to the Galaxy has some very interesting things to say about immortality. involving a rubber band.

I think immortality involved an accident with two rubber bands, a bottle of liquid insta-lunch, and a badly tuned ion thruster. Or something like that. All attempts to duplicate the process resulted in death, disfigurement, or both.

[ Friday, April 11, 2003 19:29: Message edited by: Captain Crunch ]

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Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
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Profile #619
OOC: Ok, so are we at Area 51 or not? Anyway, wherever we are, I think the US government still wants to get us.

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Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
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Gah in General
Agent
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Profile #30
Ooh! I just thought of a great name for you.

iDavid!

[ Friday, April 11, 2003 19:00: Message edited by: Captain Crunch ]

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Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
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Profile #613
OOC: Ok, I'm still confused. Could we just go back to the McDonald's at the point when the SWAT team was about to come in and RP from there? That's when the story started to branch out in many directions.

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Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
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Profile #611
OOC: Ok, I'm gone for a short time and we already have about 5 conflicting storylines. Could we possibly consolidate them into one and continue ignoring FB's posts about having instant kill abilities?

Oh, yes. I just thought I should point out that contrary to this quote (which, I must mention, was part of a remarkably funny post),
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Originally posted by Lone Flame:
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*NaCN teleports a large Nuke to the 6 Shrak dudes who are too annoying to die and detonates it, thus killing them.
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NaCN has no abilities of that sort. He's just an "ordinary" guy with a crowbar and a few guns who is powered by caffeine. Thank you for pretending to understand.

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Mission Ridge -- All Your Snow Are Belong to Us.
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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
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OOC: ok, I think it's about time for something interesting to happen.
IC:
NaCN walks back into the restaurant carrying an Italian sub-sandwich which he procured from a nice deli just down the street from McDonald's.
"Actually, it's not true." he stated.

"What's not true?" somebody asked.

"I just heard that it's not true that anybody who sees FB's face dies." explained Sodium Cyanide. "It's only when he smiles, and it only affects dentists."

"What the #^(& are you talking about?" the person asked.

"They say he hasn't brushed his teeth all his life..." answered NaCN.

"Who said?" asked the person.

"SWAT team..."

"What?!"

"Come on, we'd better hide in the kitchen!"

OOC: Yes, the government knows we want to find the Roswell wreckage.
OOC (to FB): please refrain from giving your character "universal instant-kill" powers. It's no fun when we're fighting a horde of enemies and somebody can just take their hood off and kill them all. Therefore, I had to do something about it. Let's just say that the guy you killed happened to be a dentist.

[ Wednesday, April 09, 2003 13:00: Message edited by: Captain Crunch ]

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