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The funniest story you will ever read in General
Agent
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Technical note: If this was back where people spoke english, you wouldn't have been able to understand a thing they were saying. I mean, not just the use of thous and thee's but other stuff like say, ...with the word knight. You would currently read it as "nite" Old english says otherwise with "Kinecht" or something like that.

And exactly what is the point of this story? How is it funny?

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What are YOU doing for Christmas? in General
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Heh, I'm sure you are...

<small>[June 14, 2004, 07:30 PM: Message edited by: RC]</small>

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What are YOU doing for Christmas? in General
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Hmm...I thought that most people actually go to church on Christmas, voluntarily. As my first grade teacher in a Public School clearly stated to the whole class: "EVERYONE GOES TO CHURCH ON CHRISTMAS" apparently not using her "indoor" voice. Now I see that uh...she was...somewhat wrong. Not entirely. Well, lets take a poll...

Who goes to church on Christmas or on Christmas Eve?
If so, do you go voluntarily?

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What music (if any) are you listening to... in General
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J Train [Math Remix] - Toby Mac (Momentum Remix)

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THE IRON SALTIRE CHEF CHALLENGES YOU, PART ONE in General
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Hey! Thats why it wasnt working! Thanks TM. Anyways, a question was asked about horseradish...

I basically love horseradish on everything, unless it would taste nasty. Put horseradish in soup, on sandwiches, on hard-boiled eggs (and yes, I know how to make them :P ), and etc.

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THE IRON SALTIRE CHEF CHALLENGES YOU, PART ONE in General
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Scrambled Eggs

Ingredients:

Eggs
Butter

Directions:
Put butter on frying pan. Turn up the heat. Put eggs on pan (after you get the shells off). Wait. Flip them over. Wait. Take them off the pan and unto the plate. Eat.

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Hideously Odd BoA Graphics in General
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Some museums would actually appreciate these works of "art".

How long did it take for you to come up with these graphics?

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There is no news of Saddam yet? in General
Agent
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Saddam was caught?!? When exactly did that happen?

I probably need to go read the newspaper right about now.

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What music (if any) are you listening to... in General
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My Friend(so long) - dc Talk

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Favorite Online Timewaster in General
Agent
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Timewaster #3
For checking my news, comics, email, etc.

Timewaster #4
Haven't been here in a while, another victim of EA.

Timewaster #5
Great funny site.

Timewaster #6 (HUGE)
Big timewaster, finding causes of errors takes forever.

Thats all I can think of for now, will update later.

[ Saturday, December 13, 2003 17:52: Message edited by: Reality Corp. ]

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What are YOU doing for Christmas? in General
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quote:Originally written by caovhc1:
WHAT IS CHRISTMAS ABOUT? SOMEONE TELL ME WHATS IT ABOUT!!! I WANT TO KNOW!!! Ever seen "The Grinch"

or

"A Christmas Carol"


Edit: decided to put a few more things in here

Have you ever heard of the "Bible"

Have you ever been to "church"

Have you ever heard of "holidays"

Are you tired of "this"

[ Saturday, December 13, 2003 17:25: Message edited by: Reality Corp. ]

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What are YOU doing for Christmas? in General
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Open present that contains my new keyboard, eat, go to church for 3 hrs. Sleep. Come back from church and do whatever just like I would do on a normal weekend.

EDIT: Splelign

[ Saturday, December 13, 2003 16:48: Message edited by: Reality Corp. ]

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Waa Waa in General
Agent
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THEN DONT DO IT!

or wait...you haven't...

Don't do what?

Huh?

DONT DO IT ANYWAYS

And what is the point of this topic?

Spam is yummy, except when it isnt.

Or wait...is this the topic where you were trying to list out all your names? Cuz I cant find any other one.

Maybe I should be quiet now...

[ Saturday, December 13, 2003 14:41: Message edited by: Reality Corp. ]

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I'd rather be in General
Agent
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...now I know my A B C's

wont you stand and sing with me?...

(Please Don't)

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What music (if any) are you listening to... in General
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Profile Homepage #419
Its over - Audio Adrenaline

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THE IRON SALTIRE CHEF CHALLENGES YOU, PART ONE in General
Agent
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That gave me an idea:

Soda Pop

Ingredients:
Carbonic acid,
C(6)H(12)0(6) - Sugar
Food Coloring
Water
Aluminum can made out of tin.

Directions:
Take 5 tons of sugar and fit it into one of those aluminum tin cans. Add water and food coloring. Then carbonate it. Then drink. Then die.

Chocolate chip cookies

Ingredients:
Flour, Chocolate chips, backing soda, vanilla extract, eggs, and whatever else is needed.

Directions:
Mix all ingriedients up in a bowl. Put bowl in stove for 20 min. Then take the bowl out and throw its contents on your neighbors lawn. Go to store and buy chocolate chip cookies. Eat them while watching your neighbor clean up the mess. Laugh at him/her.

More recipies to come...

EDIT: Dang Splelign

[ Saturday, December 13, 2003 14:44: Message edited by: Reality Corp. ]

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Your favourite "race" in General
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quote:
Made by Spiderweb Software:
Many thanks to all the fine role-playing games that preceded the Exile series, for providing many wonderful ideas to steal.
The quote says it all.

[ Saturday, December 13, 2003 12:32: Message edited by: Reality Corp. ]

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The Seventh Plague=Done in General
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Sounds good, will download.

Also, you might wanna try posting this in the Blades of Exile section.

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THE IRON SALTIRE CHEF CHALLENGES YOU, PART ONE in General
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STD, how many times have you actually started a flame war or have been involved in one?

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Hideously Odd BoA Graphics in General
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Maybe this topic should be posted in the BoA section?

But the trees look...um...fascinating

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Which Spiderweb game would you like to live in in General
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I'd prefer Geneforge over Avernum, since you can actually move your legs in Geneforge.

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Favorite Online Timewaster in General
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The below link will lead you to one of the best time wasters that I know of.

Timewaster #1

And here's another one, used when Im trying "to find source code" in web page class.

Timewaster #2

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What music (if any) are you listening to... in General
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The Beginning - Lifehouse

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THE IRON SALTIRE CHEF CHALLENGES YOU, PART ONE in General
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Thats why its only an ice cube, from an ice cube tray. :P

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What music (if any) are you listening to... in General
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Flood - Jars of Clay

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