Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again

AuthorTopic: Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
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Some people wondered. Other people dreaded.
A sequal?
Impossible?
Think again.

Here is chapter 1, you can have patience and wait for chapter 2 and so on.

Edit -and in case you haven't read the first one, the entire first story is at the Roost.

Chapter 1:

Infernal Flamming Muffin stares at the body of Infernal Flaming Demon, the one whom he calls brother, and the one who spawned him. Infernal Flamming Muffin picks up a ring found on one of the creature’s fingers, and places it in a special place.

Infernal Flamming Muffin: I will always remember those adventurers. It was fun to manipulate them…but it is time to leave. Before I am overwhelmed by an army of demons.

And so Infernal Flamming Muffin exits, by teleporting out of the area. He wonders what awaits him on the surface.

Infernal Flamming Muffin: This is weird! Everything is so green! And what is with that bright object above me…and that blueness surrounding it!!!

He hears screaming.

Random pedestrian: Run! It is a random demon-muffin-monster thing! AHHHH!!!

Infernal Flamming Muffin: Hello.

Random pedestrian: IT SPEAKS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

A distance away, Aldo hears the peculiar screaming and wonders what all the racket is.
A random pedestrian runs up to them.

Random pedestrian: Thank god! Help us, there is a giant 20ft muffin like thing that keeps saying hello to everyone!!! I want my mommy! *cries*

He/she runs off, and the four adventurers look at each other for a moment.

Aldo: Infernal Flaming Muffinm?

Other three: Infernal Flamming Muffin?

[ Thursday, June 21, 2007 09:21: Message edited by: A Muffin running around Colorado ]

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Goldenking's reply makes sense, ADoS doesn't.

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Oh, be quiet. Let the boy write.

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It is Andrew who is writing, Infernal Flamming Muffin who is telling the story.

Anyway, here is chapter 2.

Chapter 2:

A few months later, everyone forgets about the giant muffin. Then one day, a family is ready to eat some blueberry muffins, baking in an oven. Someone decides to take them out, yet when they are about to eat them…one rises up with glowing eyes.

Stupid, spoiled child: AHHH!!!

Aldo, happening to be walking by, rushes inside. He looks upon several muffins, and an arm that apparently the muffins didn’t like. Sssch, Mrrrhrrr, and Michael rush to Aldo and help him fight the six muffins.

The group, having much experience (and XP) with muffins, quickly dispatches the muffins. Michael examines everything.

Mrrrhrrr: (censored)! What happened!

Michael: It…I can’t figure it out.

Infernal Flamming Muffin: It is the magic of my brother.

The group, startled, looks behind and sees Infernal Flamming Muffin.

Aldo: I thought Infernal Flaming Demon was destroyed!

Infernal Flamming Muffin: He was, but his magic was released. I realized this as I took his ring. This spawned a creature somewhere. If we destroy it, it will decrease the population of muffins a lot. Then it will be possible for me to eradicate the muffins…though taking a while. We need to focus on killing that creature.

Sssch: Isn’t this plot a bit stupid?

Infernal Flamming Muffin: Yes, but it wont seem stupid. Eventually.

Mrrrhrrr: What do we need to do?

Aldo: I was going to ask that you (censored)!

Infernal Flamming Muffin watched as they argue.

Infernal Flamming Muffin: SHUT UP YOU STUPID HUMANS! Now listen, I can only pull this off if you cooperate.

Michael: Yes…should I say sir?

Infernal Flamming Muffin: Sure

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I suggest writing this at the Roost rather than here. I mean, your Muffin threads here tend to end up locked, while the Roost has a whole forum dedicated to writing.

Dikiyoba has no authority either way, though. It's just a thought.
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But doesn't the stories answer questions?

You know, I predict that Infernal Flamming Muffin will have eraticated all the muffins by the end of 2008.

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Love the comic, Slarty. And Diki's right, IFM. You already started a thread at TR, you can post more chapters there if you want. I don't have any problem with it, nor should anyone else.

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Originally written by Sarasaphilia:

Love the comic, Slarty. And Diki's right, IFM. You already started a thread at TR, you can post more chapters there if you want. I don't have any problem with it, nor should anyone else.
Yeah, have it at the Roost, then, when it's ready, post the finished product here.

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Okay, just leave this topic open and I will post the finished story here soon.

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Oh I can hardly wait.

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Oh come on people. This is a fabulous story that only an inanimate object such as a muffin could write.

This story makes me want to set my computer on fire.

"Flamme" on Muffin

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Oh and Ceylon:
Your karma can not show as five, you have only had two votes and I voted you one.

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Thus, why I stopped showing Karma a long time ago.

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Although my Karma is still shows as 5 (4.84), I have chosen to eliminate it from my profile. Karma is totally arbitrary. Basically, who cares? Maybe those with a Karma of 2.

Thank you to all of you who gave me high votes.

Thank you Flaming M, for revealing your dislike of me. I would have never guessed.

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Well what do you expect from attacking me in such a way that no mod notices :P ?

Well anyway, karma is kind of dumb. Besides, ...

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In an attempt to show goodwill...I will endeavor not to read any of the topics you start.

I only ask, one last time, just try not to start so many senseless ones. I am not the only one who thinks the topics are senseless.

Flame on, I'm gone
I'm so sweet
Like a nice bon bon

Way better than a Muffin... I vote for peace.

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quote:
Way better than a Muffin... I vote for peace.

1. What sense does that make?
2. You haven't faced Infernal Flamming Muffin in combat.
3. Infernal Flamming Muffin is not a regular muffin.
4. Infernal Flamming Muffin is trying to kill every living muffin (evil) to help people.

I hope you aren't missinterpreting what I am now.

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quote:
Originally written by A Muffin running around Colorado:

I hope you aren't missinterpreting what I am now.
...gimmicky?

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quote:
Originally written by Ephesos:

quote:
Originally written by A Muffin running around Colorado:

I hope you aren't missinterpreting what I am now.
A waste of a perfectly good member number?

FYT.

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quote:
Originally written by Nikki xx:

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Originally written by Ephesos:

quote:
Originally written by A Muffin running around Colorado:

I hope you aren't missinterpreting what I am now.
A waste of a perfectly good member number?

Let the guy live? Peace on our world and all that?

FYT.

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quote:
Originally written by Thralni:

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Originally written by Nikki xx:

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Originally written by Ephesos:

quote:
Originally written by A Muffin running around Colorado:

I hope you aren't missinterpreting what I am now.
A waste of a perfectly good member number?

Let the guy live? Peace on our world and all that?

Aran, could you please lock this topic?

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