Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
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written Thursday, June 21 2007 09:14
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Some people wondered. Other people dreaded. A sequal? Impossible? Think again. Here is chapter 1, you can have patience and wait for chapter 2 and so on. Edit -and in case you haven't read the first one, the entire first story is at the Roost. Chapter 1: Infernal Flamming Muffin stares at the body of Infernal Flaming Demon, the one whom he calls brother, and the one who spawned him. Infernal Flamming Muffin picks up a ring found on one of the creature’s fingers, and places it in a special place. Infernal Flamming Muffin: I will always remember those adventurers. It was fun to manipulate them…but it is time to leave. Before I am overwhelmed by an army of demons. And so Infernal Flamming Muffin exits, by teleporting out of the area. He wonders what awaits him on the surface. Infernal Flamming Muffin: This is weird! Everything is so green! And what is with that bright object above me…and that blueness surrounding it!!! He hears screaming. Random pedestrian: Run! It is a random demon-muffin-monster thing! AHHHH!!! Infernal Flamming Muffin: Hello. Random pedestrian: IT SPEAKS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! A distance away, Aldo hears the peculiar screaming and wonders what all the racket is. A random pedestrian runs up to them. Random pedestrian: Thank god! Help us, there is a giant 20ft muffin like thing that keeps saying hello to everyone!!! I want my mommy! *cries* He/she runs off, and the four adventurers look at each other for a moment. Aldo: Infernal Flaming Muffinm? Other three: Infernal Flamming Muffin? [ Thursday, June 21, 2007 09:21: Message edited by: A Muffin running around Colorado ] -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Thursday, June 21 2007 10:36
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 -------------------- My Myspace, with some of my audial and visual art The Lyceum - The Headquarters of the Blades designing community The Louvre - The Blades of Avernum graphics database Alexandria - The Blades of Exile Scenario database BoE Webring - Self explanatory Polaris - Free porn here Odd Todd - Fun for the unemployed (and everyone else too) They Might Be Giants - Four websites for one of the greatest bands in existance -------------------- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, June 21 2007 10:39
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 -------------------- Born in the year 1984. War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00 |
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written Thursday, June 21 2007 11:52
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Goldenking's reply makes sense, ADoS doesn't. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, June 21 2007 11:57
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Oh, be quiet. Let the boy write. -------------------- May the fires of Undeath burn in your soul, and consume it. Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00 |
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written Thursday, June 21 2007 12:04
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It is Andrew who is writing, Infernal Flamming Muffin who is telling the story. Anyway, here is chapter 2. Chapter 2: A few months later, everyone forgets about the giant muffin. Then one day, a family is ready to eat some blueberry muffins, baking in an oven. Someone decides to take them out, yet when they are about to eat them…one rises up with glowing eyes. Stupid, spoiled child: AHHH!!! Aldo, happening to be walking by, rushes inside. He looks upon several muffins, and an arm that apparently the muffins didn’t like. Sssch, Mrrrhrrr, and Michael rush to Aldo and help him fight the six muffins. The group, having much experience (and XP) with muffins, quickly dispatches the muffins. Michael examines everything. Mrrrhrrr: (censored)! What happened! Michael: It…I can’t figure it out. Infernal Flamming Muffin: It is the magic of my brother. The group, startled, looks behind and sees Infernal Flamming Muffin. Aldo: I thought Infernal Flaming Demon was destroyed! Infernal Flamming Muffin: He was, but his magic was released. I realized this as I took his ring. This spawned a creature somewhere. If we destroy it, it will decrease the population of muffins a lot. Then it will be possible for me to eradicate the muffins…though taking a while. We need to focus on killing that creature. Sssch: Isn’t this plot a bit stupid? Infernal Flamming Muffin: Yes, but it wont seem stupid. Eventually. Mrrrhrrr: What do we need to do? Aldo: I was going to ask that you (censored)! Infernal Flamming Muffin watched as they argue. Infernal Flamming Muffin: SHUT UP YOU STUPID HUMANS! Now listen, I can only pull this off if you cooperate. Michael: Yes…should I say sir? Infernal Flamming Muffin: Sure -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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Councilor
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written Thursday, June 21 2007 12:06
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I suggest writing this at the Roost rather than here. I mean, your Muffin threads here tend to end up locked, while the Roost has a whole forum dedicated to writing. Dikiyoba has no authority either way, though. It's just a thought. Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
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written Thursday, June 21 2007 12:18
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But doesn't the stories answer questions? You know, I predict that Infernal Flamming Muffin will have eraticated all the muffins by the end of 2008. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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Raven v. Writing Desk
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written Thursday, June 21 2007 14:17
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 In case this server decides they don't want their bandwidth leeched, the link is also here . -------------------- Slarty vs. Desk • Desk vs. Slarty • Timeline of Ermarian • G4 Strategy Central Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Thursday, June 21 2007 15:18
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Love the comic, Slarty. And Diki's right, IFM. You already started a thread at TR, you can post more chapters there if you want. I don't have any problem with it, nor should anyone else. -------------------- You Shall Die Laughing: http://www.worfthecat.ermarian.net/converted The Roost: www.roost01.proboards104.com. Birds of a feather flock together. Posts: 794 | Registered: Thursday, July 27 2006 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, June 21 2007 15:26
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quote:Yeah, have it at the Roost, then, when it's ready, post the finished product here. -------------------- Do you remember me now? Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00 |
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written Thursday, June 21 2007 16:47
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Okay, just leave this topic open and I will post the finished story here soon. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Friday, June 22 2007 05:29
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Oh I can hardly wait. ... -------------------- You are sleeping, you do not want to believe... Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Friday, June 22 2007 05:46
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Oh come on people. This is a fabulous story that only an inanimate object such as a muffin could write. This story makes me want to set my computer on fire. "Flamme" on Muffin -------------------- You are asleep. Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. So it goes. Posts: 93 | Registered: Tuesday, June 29 2004 07:00 |
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written Friday, June 22 2007 07:35
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Oh and Ceylon: Your karma can not show as five, you have only had two votes and I voted you one. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Friday, June 22 2007 09:10
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Thus, why I stopped showing Karma a long time ago. -------------------- Scenarios need reviews! Please rate these scenarios at the CSR after playing them! Amnesia • Witch Hunt • Where the Rivers Meet • Foul Hordes Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Friday, June 22 2007 09:36
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Although my Karma is still shows as 5 (4.84), I have chosen to eliminate it from my profile. Karma is totally arbitrary. Basically, who cares? Maybe those with a Karma of 2. Thank you to all of you who gave me high votes. Thank you Flaming M, for revealing your dislike of me. I would have never guessed. -------------------- You are asleep. Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. So it goes. Posts: 93 | Registered: Tuesday, June 29 2004 07:00 |
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written Friday, June 22 2007 11:55
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Well what do you expect from attacking me in such a way that no mod notices :P ? Well anyway, karma is kind of dumb. Besides, ... -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Friday, June 22 2007 12:02
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In an attempt to show goodwill...I will endeavor not to read any of the topics you start. I only ask, one last time, just try not to start so many senseless ones. I am not the only one who thinks the topics are senseless. Flame on, I'm gone I'm so sweet Like a nice bon bon Way better than a Muffin... I vote for peace. -------------------- You are asleep. Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. So it goes. Posts: 93 | Registered: Tuesday, June 29 2004 07:00 |
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written Friday, June 22 2007 12:14
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quote:1. What sense does that make? 2. You haven't faced Infernal Flamming Muffin in combat. 3. Infernal Flamming Muffin is not a regular muffin. 4. Infernal Flamming Muffin is trying to kill every living muffin (evil) to help people. I hope you aren't missinterpreting what I am now. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. I heard a man sing "The Muffin Man" one day. He got to see the light. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Friday, June 22 2007 18:02
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quote:...gimmicky? -------------------- Thuryl: "Runescape: for people who are too stupid to save their games." Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Saturday, June 23 2007 05:37
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quote:FYT. -------------------- You are sleeping, you do not want to believe... Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00 |
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Master
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written Saturday, June 23 2007 05:54
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quote:FYT. -------------------- Play and rate my scenarios: Where the rivers meet View my upcoming scenario: The Nephil Search: Escape. Give us your drek! Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Saturday, June 23 2007 06:33
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quote:LYT  [locked your topic] -------------------- Encyclopaedia • Archives • Members • RSS [Topic / Forum] • Blog • Polaris • NaNoWriMo Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. I have a love of woodwind instruments. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |