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Canned
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written Friday, March 16 2007 05:24
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Look for the punch line George Bush gets chased by "a rock" How many muffins does it take to scree in a lightbolb? It depends on how long it takes me to eat them... -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Friday, March 16 2007 09:19
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The muffins have screed? Actually, that explicates many of your posts for me. —Alorael, who believes that more scintillating wit and cutting yet slyly understated remarks would go a long way towards taking the scree out of muffins. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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written Friday, March 16 2007 09:41
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I meant screew! And what do you mean by scree? Edit -what does explicate mean? [ Friday, March 16, 2007 09:42: Message edited by: Infernal Flamming Muffin ] -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Friday, March 16 2007 13:04
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quote:Screw. I had to say it. :rolleyes: -------------------- Bring back TM or [i]DIE.[/i] To spread the hype, as well as cause your crush's name to appear on the screen, copy this into your signature. Posts: 458 | Registered: Friday, August 6 2004 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Friday, March 16 2007 14:03
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quote:Meet my friend, the dictionary. It can be your friend, too! -------------------- Do not provoke the turtles. They do not like being provoked. -Lenar My website: Nemesis' Refuge Posts: 743 | Registered: Friday, September 29 2006 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Friday, March 16 2007 14:08
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Whats the same between Captain Kirk and toilet paper? They both wipe out klingons (dreadful, totally, totally dreadful) [ Friday, March 16, 2007 14:10: Message edited by: Nija_Halycron ] -------------------- The force is with ME! I'm not so sure about YOU! Never trust a man who can say "Pickles" with a manic gleam in his eye. Posts: 942 | Registered: Sunday, October 8 2006 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Friday, March 16 2007 14:29
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:eek: -------------------- You Shall Die Laughing: http://www.worfthecat.ermarian.net/converted The Roost: www.roost01.proboards104.com. Birds of a feather flock together. Posts: 794 | Registered: Thursday, July 27 2006 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Friday, March 16 2007 16:37
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A wee bit o' fun for ye laddies 'n' lassies: An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest. The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!" -S- -------------------- A4 Item Locations A4 Singleton G4 Items List G4 Forging List The Insidious Infiltrator Posts: 2009 | Registered: Monday, September 12 2005 07:00 |
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written Saturday, March 17 2007 06:58
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This is one Slade (who is also Narmoth Spear) told me. quote:Well, it is much better said then typed. And you don't have to worry about spelling when talking. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |