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Warrior
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I want to know why the cow and the spaghetti monster get class time. While The Gospiel According to Trump sits dust covered in a vault?

Many Trumpings upon you all.

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Raven v. Writing Desk
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Can you make an engaging sock puppet out of your god?

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So it is possible to do that with the Nine-Headed Cave Cow? Show us a picture!

Dikiyoba is certain that everyone will stampede over to get a good look at the Nine-Headed Cave Cow sock puppet.
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Agent
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Well,

This religion certainly creates a lot of cheesy jokes. :P

I guess I'll have to let myself get cowverted and moove to this one.

- Archmagus Micael

[ Monday, May 08, 2006 08:39: Message edited by: Archmagus Micael ]

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quote:
Originally written by His and Her Meaty Appendage:

Can you make an engaging sock puppet out of your god?
Your god allows you to make sock puppets out of itself? Your religion is beginning to sound better and better. Not only do the followers get lifetime supply of free beef, they get divine sock puppets as well.

[ Monday, May 08, 2006 11:10: Message edited by: Zeviz ]

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The sock puppets, of course, are made of beef.

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I shall eat the sock puppet and become blessed with something that i know nothing about.

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quote:
Originally written by Bomber:

I shall eat the sock puppet and become blessed with something that i know nothing about.
I have never herd such nonsense. It behooves you to read the Nine-Headed Cave Cow's teachings.
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That is [i]awesome.[/i]

I hereby declare Archmage Alex to be an official Saintly Appendage of the Nine-Headed Cave Cow.

-- His and Her Meaty Appendage

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Hmm...I'm not sure if I'm vaguely honored, highly disturbed, or ready to call a Rwoly war upon you.

[ Wednesday, May 10, 2006 06:21: Message edited by: Archmage Alex ]

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Warrior
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I've decided to spread my radical dogma of Trump I'll see how I can tie it back to your nine headed cow.
Today's teaching from the Gospiel Acccording To Trump:

From the Proverbs of Trump:
"A copyright is really just an invitation to steal and a challenge not to get caught."

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In case I’m attacked.”
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quote:
Originally written by Prophet of Trump:

From the Proverbs of Trump:
"A copyright is really just an invitation to steal and a challenge not to get caught."

Have fun in jail. I'm sure the prisoners will be happy to listen to you. By the end of your 3-6 year sentence, I'm sure a savage prisoner army of Trumpites will rise and ___________. Fill in the blank, Trump.

If we were to make sacrifices daily to the Nine-Headed Cave Cow, which kind of stuffed animal would be the best?

[ Wednesday, May 10, 2006 21:08: Message edited by: Mr.Bookworm ]

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quote:
Originally written by Mr.Bookworm:

quote:
Originally written by Prophet of Trump:

From the Proverbs of Trump:
"A copyright is really just an invitation to steal and a challenge not to get caught."

Have fun in jail. I'm sure the prisoners will be happy to listen to you. By the end of your 3-6 year sentence, I'm sure a savage prisoner army of Trumpites will rise and ___________. Fill in the blank, Trump.

For the record, everyone else in the world finds it hilarious that your country jails people for copyright infringement. It's only a tort just about everywhere else.

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Which country is that - the US? I hope not... then again, their legal system is crazy as hell anyway. :rolleyes:

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quote:
Originally written by Dhole:

Which country is that - the US? I hope not... then again, their legal system is crazy as hell anyway. :rolleyes:
I suspect it's the country where the copyright law says "the copyright shall last long enough after author's death to make sure Disney characters will never come out of copyright."

(That's not what the law really says, but it's been extended every time Disney copyrights were about to expire. So currently copyrights extend to something like 70 years after author's death.)

Back to the divinity of the 9-headed-cave-cow, did any of His and Her followers have any mooving religious experiences recently?

[ Thursday, May 11, 2006 11:37: Message edited by: Zeviz ]

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Does eating a steak and getting food poisoning count?

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For some strange reason, I didn't quote the Arrogant Worms in my first post in this topic. Shocking. Time for a fourth verse to reflect the nine-headed variety.

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I am cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter’s
Made from liquid from my udders
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo (moo)

I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow, I am cow, I’ve got gas

I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From B.C. to newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!
- I Am Cow (The Arrogant Worms)
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That was brilliant did you think that up yourself?

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As he said in his post, it's a song by the Arrogant Worms. :P

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What we have here is a failure to commoonicate.
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Moovalace.

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Hay, adding "moo" to everything does not make it a good pun.
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quote:
Originally written by Miya:

Hay, adding "moo" to everything does not make it a good pun.
yeah, its getting a bit old now, don't you think?

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