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Councilor
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written Monday, January 30 2006 15:10
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I don't find it funny either. Did you attempt to prosecute the neighbor? Dikiyoba has had two cats killed by cars and has one dog that has been hit by cars twice (she's still alive) and yet Dikiyoba's friends still wonder why Dikiyoba drives so slow. It won't kill anyone to slow down but it can kill to speed up. Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 30 2006 15:12
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quote:No point -- there's no evidence that would hold up in court. -------------------- The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Monday, January 30 2006 15:14
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No doubt. I'd bust anyone up that did that to my cat. Seriously, there would be serious repercussions. :mad: [ Monday, January 30, 2006 15:15: Message edited by: VCH ] -------------------- The Knight Between Posts. Posts: 2395 | Registered: Friday, November 2 2001 08:00 |
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E Equals MC What!!!!
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written Monday, January 30 2006 15:20
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I have a friend who was brutally beaten just because he accidentally hit someone's cat. So I don't find that very funny. :( -------------------- SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice. Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00 |
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written Monday, January 30 2006 16:18
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Would you find a pertinent knock-knock joke funny? Or am I barking up the wrong tree? *this message sponsored by your local fire and rescue service* -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Monday, January 30 2006 16:26
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quote:Your friend accidentally hit a cat. Thuryl's neighbor allegedly set traps for them because he hated cats. -------------------- quote: Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00 |
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E Equals MC What!!!!
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written Monday, January 30 2006 16:41
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I had another friend who suffered a heart attack because he failed to get a joke. That wasn't funny either. -------------------- SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice. Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Monday, January 30 2006 17:56
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Oh, honestly. I'd never actually eat a kitten. Carnivore meat generally doesn't taste very good. All kidding aside, I am fond of cats. I have not been the pet of a cat in a while though. I hope to remedy this soon. Posts: 437 | Registered: Sunday, July 13 2003 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Monday, January 30 2006 17:58
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Was your friend driving at the time, Ash? Did he or she run over a cat in the process, bringing closure to the situation? —Alorael, who had a cat that died after eating poison left for the local varmints of all kinds. Even people who only mean to kill the small furry animals sometimes kill the slightly larger ones. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Councilor
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written Monday, January 30 2006 18:12
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That's why we only use mousetraps hidden in places our cat normally can't get to. You'd think our cat would solve the mouse problem but I suspect she's to blame for it. The mousetraps were surpisingly effective. A lot more effective than the cat. Even the dogs are more effective than the cat. Dikiyoba wishes the cat would stop bringing live rodents over to the front of the house where about half of them escape. Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Monday, January 30 2006 18:45
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quote:Oh, I get it! -------------------- quote: Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 00:03
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quote:I don't! *gasp* My heart! Argh! *dies* :P -------------------- Encyclopaedia Ermariana • Forum Archives • Forum Statistics • RSS [Topic / Forum] My Blog • Polaris • I eat novels for breakfast. Polaris is dead, long live Polaris. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Electric Sheep One
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 02:25
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One time a cat ran over my car. -------------------- We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty. Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 02:54
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quote:Did you at least key his car? Posts: 18 | Registered: Friday, June 24 2005 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 03:02
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I believe Thuryl was talking about a neighbor who poisoned cats, not ran over them with his car. Or did I confuse something? -------------------- Encyclopaedia Ermariana • Forum Archives • Forum Statistics • RSS [Topic / Forum] My Blog • Polaris • I eat novels for breakfast. Polaris is dead, long live Polaris. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 03:17
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Just because he didn't run over my cat with a car doesn't mean he didn't own a car. :P On the other hand, random acts of vandalism aren't really a constructive solution. I don't live there any more, so I'm just pleased that he won't be causing problems in future. (As it happens, I did lose another cat to a car once, but that was an accident -- according to the driver, the cat was being chased by a dog and ran out into the road.) By the way, I'll be gone again for a few days starting tomorrow. I should be back by Saturday. [ Tuesday, January 31, 2006 03:20: Message edited by: Thuryl ] -------------------- The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 03:34
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quote:Then blame my lacking English vocabulary that does not return anything for the expression "to key a car". -------------------- Encyclopaedia Ermariana • Forum Archives • Forum Statistics • RSS [Topic / Forum] My Blog • Polaris • I eat novels for breakfast. Polaris is dead, long live Polaris. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 04:26
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To "key" a car is to scratch the paintwork on it with a key. -------------------- The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Master
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 06:35
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My cat didn't get run over, get beaten or something of that kind, but it did live long enough to become blind and deaf. He was totally senile at the end of his life, suffered two times from a stroke, eventually kept bumping into doors, the piano and walls, but still managed to live. he also always seemed to recognize my sent. he was a lovely cat. Sorry, I'm getting all soft at the moment. I think I'm going to cry of all this memories... [ Tuesday, January 31, 2006 06:36: Message edited by: Thralni, The flying Dutchmen ] -------------------- Play and rate my scenarios: Where the rivers meet View my upcoming scenario: The Nephil Search: Escape. Give us your drek! Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00 |
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BANNED
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 06:57
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quote:You know, Ash wouldn't have a reason to make these corny-ass jokes anymore if you people weren't so dense. Remember, we're not laughing with you, we're doing your mom. -------------------- * Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 07:57
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Keying a car doesn't help anybody. You should put sugar in the car's gas tank instead! Sure, it won't do much, but you'll feel better. —Alorael, who considers it a sweet, harmless, crime. Unfortunately, it's still punishable under most laws. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Master
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 08:04
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quote:if people choose not to pay attention to the joke, but simply, as there seemed to be enough stories about it, tell there own story, don't you think you should simply let them? And before you say it (because I have a feeling you will): DIE! EDIT: thuryl, you are leaving us again? saturday, eh? okay, see you next month (assuming you miscalculate again :P ). [ Tuesday, January 31, 2006 08:06: Message edited by: Thralni, The flying Dutchmen ] -------------------- Play and rate my scenarios: Where the rivers meet View my upcoming scenario: The Nephil Search: Escape. Give us your drek! Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 08:42
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quote:Groan. I don't know whether to cry because I realised the pun before you even made it, or because you went ahead and posted it. I don't have a kitten. Or a puppy. Or older varities of those animals. I tend to skin them and eat them. Or is that running joke dead now? -------------------- And when you want to Live How do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know? Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 09:34
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If you didn't run over it, poison it, give it a heart attack, key it, put sugar in it, skin it, or eat it, it's still alive. —Alorael, who is not entirely certain that none of the above have been done to the joke. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 09:43
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quote:Even if he comes back on schedule , it will still be next month, seeing how this is the last day of this month. Of, course, since Thuryl is Australian, he's already in February. -------------------- "You're drinking liquor because you're thirsty? How nasty is your freaking water?" —Lazarus Spiderweb Chat Room Avernum RP • Summaries • OoC • Roster Shadow Vale - My site, home of the Spiderweb Chat Database, BoA Scenario Database, & the A1 Quest List, among other things. Posts: 1556 | Registered: Sunday, November 20 2005 08:00 |