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Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #25
I knew you were gone, but I didn't know that it was that long.

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Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Shaper
Member # 3442
Profile Homepage #26
Ben, you monster. I actually thought for a moment that I WAS missed.

That's it. I quit. Effective immediately. I'll be in to collect my wages on Monday, and then I'm gone. Oh, and the baddie in my BoA scenario is now called "That devious infidel Ben, the one that eats kittens".

That's karma for ya baby!

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Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #27
quote:
Originally written by SupaNik:

I'll be in to collect my wages
Hey wait a second! We get wages?!

I'm owed about 1000 days pay! :mad:

[ Sunday, January 29, 2006 09:24: Message edited by: Arancaytar ]

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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Master
Member # 4614
Profile Homepage #28
quote:
Originally written by SupaNik:

Ben, you monster. I actually thought for a moment that I WAS missed.

That's it. I quit. Effective immediately. I'll be in to collect my wages on Monday, and then I'm gone. Oh, and the baddie in my BoA scenario is now called "That devious infidel Ben, the one that eats kittens".

That's karma for ya baby!

*feels like a criminal*

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Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #29
quote:
Originally written by SupaNik:

Ben, you monster. I actually thought for a moment that I WAS missed.

That's it. I quit. Effective immediately. I'll be in to collect my wages on Monday, and then I'm gone. Oh, and the baddie in my BoA scenario is now called "That devious infidel Ben, the one that eats kittens".

That's karma for ya baby!

Rate him one star, just to show him who is boss. :P

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Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
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Member # 5491
Profile Homepage #30
What's so bad about eating kittens?

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 3220
Profile #31
quote:
Originally written by Ash Lael:

What's so bad about eating kittens?
The hairballs.

*koff*
Posts: 437 | Registered: Sunday, July 13 2003 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #32
quote:
Originally written by dareva:

quote:
Originally written by Ash Lael:

What's so bad about eating kittens?
The hairballs.

*koff*

You heinous, heartless, unfeeling, kitten-eating scum!

I'm going to rate down your karma; let's see how you feel then!

( :P )

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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Shaper
Member # 3442
Profile Homepage #33
I just popped in to collect my wages - we do get them Aran, if we threaten Union action - and saw I'd created a monster...

Nice.

Ohh, and kitten-eating is frowned upon in Western society, but only because of the human sacrifice needed to corner and bring a kitten down successfully.

Oh, and Ben... no hard feelings. Wait, what am I saying? Hard feelings. Lots of them, got it?!

( :P )

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Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
Too Sexy for my Title
Member # 5654
Profile #34
quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

quote:
Originally written by SupaNik:

I'll be in to collect my wages
Hey wait a second! We get wages?!

I'm owed about 1000 days pay! :mad:

Well, do we get interests if we don't take the money out right away? Do we have to pay taxes out of them?
Btw, eating kittens???? You people make me sick.
Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #35
Even Lovecraft had something to say on this matter, and Lovecraft was also into tentacled, mind-rending gods of darkness - just for reference:

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It is said that in Ulthar, which lies beyond the river Skai, no man may kill a cat; and this I can verily believe as I gaze upon him who sitteth purring before the fire. For the cat is cryptic, and close to strange things which men cannot see. He is the soul of antique Aegyptus, and bearer of tales from forgotten cities in Meroe and Ophir. He is the kin of the jungle’s lords, and heir to the secrets of hoary and sinister Africa. The Sphinx is his cousin, and he speaks her language; but he is more ancient than the Sphinx, and remembers that which she hath forgotten.


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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Master
Member # 5977
Profile Homepage #36
Eating kittens. Why kittens! What did they ever do to you! eh!? Well, what did THEY do! EH!? ARE YOU LISTENING!! HE!!! ARE YOU LISTENING, EH! WELL, A.... I might as well shut up.

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Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00
Shaper
Member # 3442
Profile Homepage #37
I chose kittens because of their amazing cuteness, and resilence to almost all man-made toxins (excluding the amazing cheese and onion sandwiches at my college cafeteria).

By choosing said fluffy bundles of love, I hoped to create a hate-campaign against the original kitten-muncher, that infidel Ben.

It kinda backfired when other people I liked joined in...

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Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
Councilor
Member # 6600
Profile Homepage #38
Some of the people I know joke about "cat hunting season." Spay and neutering cats solves the whole issue of reducing unwanted cats and trying to find them homes. Of course, so does eating the kittens.

Dikiyoba.
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
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Member # 5755
Profile #39
Once you have the taste for kittens, but have gotten tired of all that work for a few ounces of meat (trust me) you should switch over to puppies. It may be overall size that is the difference, but I find that a puppy makes a meal for two, while a kitten is maybe half a meal for one. So if you like killing kittens, eat kittens, but if you are just hungry, eat a puppy.

*this message sponsored by your local humane society*

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Shaper
Member # 3442
Profile Homepage #40
quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

Once you have the taste for kittens, but have gotten tired of all that work for a few ounces of meat (trust me) you should switch over to puppies. It may be overall size that is the difference, but I find that a puppy makes a meal for two, while a kitten is maybe half a meal for one. So if you like killing kittens, eat kittens, but if you are just hungry, eat a puppy.
Ah, but puppy meat is awfully chewy, and just isn't as succulent as the moist tender offerings of a freshly skinned kitten. If you were going out for a date, I'd choose kitten meat, regardless of my preference for killing.

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Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
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Member # 5755
Profile #41
Obviously! My whole point was for the person at home that has to deal with the cleaning on the kitten. It's a lot of work. In a restaurant it doesn't matter about the work, because someone else is doing it. And yes, kitten is more tender, so by all means order kitten when going out.

Of course puppy can be cooked properly and you do end up with some fine tasting meat.

Fava beans anyone?

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #42
Only if you're bringing the Chianti.

And some music.

—Alorael, who treats his kittens well lest they eat him. Lovecraft new what he was talking about.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #43
Eating kittens? Eating puppies? Everyone knows we're supposed to be eating the Irish.

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I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, norishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.
- Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
Profile Homepage #44
quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

Once you have the taste for kittens, but have gotten tired of all that work for a few ounces of meat (trust me) you should switch over to puppies. It may be overall size that is the difference, but I find that a puppy makes a meal for two, while a kitten is maybe half a meal for one. So if you like killing kittens, eat kittens, but if you are just hungry, eat a puppy.

*this message sponsored by your local humane society*

Well, sure, if you're only interested in the meat. I really like the eyes, personally. They're so adorable and yummy! :)

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Electric Sheep One
Member # 3431
Profile #45
I was gone for TEN THOUSAND YEARS!

Now I have returned and the world shall know my wrath!

Oh, wait, maybe that wasn't me.

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Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00
By Committee
Member # 4233
Profile #46
Well, I've been gone for a while. It's amazing what no longer being trapped at a desk in the working world can do to post accumulation - knocks it right off the charts! Which is to say, law school is hard, and being in much greater control of my time now, I can enjoy things away from the computer to a much greater degree.

Y'all still rock, however - at least, most of you do.
Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00
Electric Sheep One
Member # 3431
Profile #47
Hey, welcome back!

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Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 2836
Profile #48
quote:
Originally written by Ash Lael:

Well, sure, if you're only interested in the meat. I really like the eyes, personally. They're so adorable and yummy! :)
Have you actually tried them? Me, I prefer grass. Much easier to chew and digest.
Posts: 587 | Registered: Tuesday, April 1 2003 08:00
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Member # 869
Profile Homepage #49
quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Some of the people I know joke about "cat hunting season."
I had a neighbour who hated cats. He used to lay out poisoned baits for them. One of my cats ate one of them and nearly died.

So I don't find this particular topic all that funny.

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