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Shaper
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 10:17
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quote:You and your stupid double negatives in your signitures. It took a full three readings to understand. And I'm not entirely sure I got it now. [ Tuesday, January 31, 2006 10:18: Message edited by: SupaNik ] -------------------- And when you want to Live How do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know? Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 10:37
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I think he's not sure weather or not X is true, where X = none of what had been previously mentioned have happened to the joke. -------------------- ??? ?????? ???? ????? Posts: 883 | Registered: Wednesday, October 19 2005 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 10:41
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And the stomping has begun... -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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Councilor
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 14:24
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Dikiyobs wants the jokes to stop. They're just not punny. Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 19:37
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Congratulations, that one was the first to give me murderous intentions... -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon Polaris = joy. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Off With Their Heads
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 19:55
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I'm not sure that any of these "jokes" have even qualified as puns. They're so utterly dead ("punny" has been a word for more than forty years, according to the OED, and "punnily" for almost as long) that they're just statements. Now, my little brother was good at coming up with real puns. What do you call a monstrous creation that is smarter than its creator? Frankeneinstein. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 20:42
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quote:Heh. Never heard that one before. -------------------- I'll put a Spring in your step. :ph34r: Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, January 31 2006 21:58
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quote:That's what I call painful. -------------------- Encyclopaedia Ermariana • Forum Archives • Forum Statistics • RSS [Topic / Forum] My Blog • Polaris • I eat novels for breakfast. Polaris is dead, long live Polaris. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Wednesday, February 1 2006 00:06
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Yea, the joke wasn't too good either... :P -------------------- I'll put a Spring in your step. :ph34r: Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00 |
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Electric Sheep One
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written Wednesday, February 1 2006 00:08
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Far below this forum is a library. This thread should go check it out. -------------------- We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty. Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Wednesday, February 1 2006 07:54
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If the pun is the lowest form of humour, is the bun the lowest form of bread? Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00 |
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Master
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written Wednesday, February 1 2006 08:02
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Yes. A bun is most often just white bread with no nutricious value whatsoever. That was also a pun. I still admire this place for the rapid changement in topics. Startign out with a "hello-I'm-back" topic, we get to discuss the eating of kittens, people being irriatted with the eating-of-kittens joke, and afterwards discussing the bad jokes on the topic. *applauds* What did the eagle say to the rabbit? -------------------- Play and rate my scenarios: Where the rivers meet View my upcoming scenario: The Nephil Search: Escape. Give us your drek! Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, February 1 2006 08:37
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Nothing at all. Preying silently is more effective, as the Quakers might tell you, although they prefer A's to E's. —Alorael, who already thinks that Frankenstein's creation was smarter than Frankenstein himself. They both could have used some help with anger management, though. Don't taunt the happy fun monster. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Wednesday, February 1 2006 09:24
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I never understood "Happy Fun Ball", and why we shouldn't taunt him/her. Ever since Exile 3, I've wondered, and still I'm unblissfully ignorant in this area. -------------------- And when you want to Live How do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know? Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, February 1 2006 12:01
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Perhaps you should consult the receptacle of all knowledge. —Alorael, who was going to say it was the source, but that's backwards. Maybe it should just be the distributor. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Councilor
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written Wednesday, February 1 2006 16:19
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Dikiyoba personally liked the "Spiderweb Software-It's all about the Benjamins." of Geneforge 1. And finding the Easter Egg of Avernum 2 on Easter Day was a nice, though unplanned, touch. -------------------------------- What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine? A minor B flat. Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Thursday, February 2 2006 05:54
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quote:Ah. At last. That's another piece of knowledge I can add to the list of rubbish that needs to be forgotten. I'm a little dissapointed in all actuality. Maybe if I saw the clip... That's it. I'm gonna check every p2p network for a copy of it even if it kills me. -------------------- And when you want to Live How do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know? Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Thursday, February 2 2006 06:12
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Checking all p2p software for a video clip of SNL will most probably kill your computer. Or at least disable your computer and allow a hacker access to it. -------------------- ??? ?????? ???? ????? Posts: 883 | Registered: Wednesday, October 19 2005 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Thursday, February 2 2006 23:05
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quote:Well thank the gods for college computers then... Does anybody here have that clip of SNL? -------------------- And when you want to Live How do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know? Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00 |
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written Friday, February 3 2006 17:46
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*waves* Guess who's back. -------------------- The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Friday, February 3 2006 17:49
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Alec? Scorp!? —Alorael, who will be saddened and dismayed if there are any responses contain variations on a theme of negation. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Off With Their Heads
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written Friday, February 3 2006 21:17
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I'll give you nine variations on a theme of negation. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Friday, February 3 2006 21:40
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quote: quote:??? -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon Polaris = joy. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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BANNED
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written Saturday, February 4 2006 12:53
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quote:You disqust me Prometheus, I hope you get a warning for saying that. [ Saturday, February 04, 2006 13:35: Message edited by: Commander Edward ] Posts: 275 | Registered: Sunday, January 8 2006 08:00 |
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BANNED
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written Saturday, February 4 2006 12:58
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EDIT: Opps, sorry about this. I don't know what happened, my computer just made me post 2 times while I tryed to edit an already made one. Just ignore this post, delete it. [ Saturday, February 04, 2006 14:39: Message edited by: Commander Edward ] Posts: 275 | Registered: Sunday, January 8 2006 08:00 |