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Shaper
Member # 3442
Profile Homepage #75
quote:
Originally written by Pluropolis:

If you didn't run over it, poison it, give it a heart attack, key it, put sugar in it, skin it, or eat it, it's still alive.

—Alorael, who is not entirely certain that none of the above have been done to the joke.

You and your stupid double negatives in your signitures. It took a full three readings to understand. And I'm not entirely sure I got it now.

[ Tuesday, January 31, 2006 10:18: Message edited by: SupaNik ]

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Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 6403
Profile #76
I think he's not sure weather or not X is true, where X = none of what had been previously mentioned have happened to the joke.

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Member # 5755
Profile #77
And the stomping has begun...

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Councilor
Member # 6600
Profile Homepage #78
Dikiyobs wants the jokes to stop. They're just not punny.
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
Profile #79
Congratulations, that one was the first to give me murderous intentions...

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And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it.
-The Last Pendragon

Polaris = joy.

In case of emergency, break glass.
Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
Profile Homepage #80
I'm not sure that any of these "jokes" have even qualified as puns. They're so utterly dead ("punny" has been a word for more than forty years, according to the OED, and "punnily" for almost as long) that they're just statements.

Now, my little brother was good at coming up with real puns. What do you call a monstrous creation that is smarter than its creator? Frankeneinstein.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #81
quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

What do you call a monstrous creation that is smarter than its creator? Frankeneinstein.
Heh. Never heard that one before.

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Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #82
quote:
The man lost his grip at the woodchopping competition - he was defeeted.
That's what I call painful.

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Shaper
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Yea, the joke wasn't too good either... :P

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Electric Sheep One
Member # 3431
Profile #84
Far below this forum is a library. This thread should go check it out.

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Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #85
If the pun is the lowest form of humour, is the bun the lowest form of bread?
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Master
Member # 5977
Profile Homepage #86
Yes. A bun is most often just white bread with no nutricious value whatsoever. That was also a pun.

I still admire this place for the rapid changement in topics. Startign out with a "hello-I'm-back" topic, we get to discuss the eating of kittens, people being irriatted with the eating-of-kittens joke, and afterwards discussing the bad jokes on the topic.

*applauds*

What did the eagle say to the rabbit?

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Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #87
Nothing at all. Preying silently is more effective, as the Quakers might tell you, although they prefer A's to E's.

—Alorael, who already thinks that Frankenstein's creation was smarter than Frankenstein himself. They both could have used some help with anger management, though. Don't taunt the happy fun monster.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Shaper
Member # 3442
Profile Homepage #88
I never understood "Happy Fun Ball", and why we shouldn't taunt him/her. Ever since Exile 3, I've wondered, and still I'm unblissfully ignorant in this area.

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Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
Law Bringer
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Perhaps you should consult the receptacle of all knowledge.

—Alorael, who was going to say it was the source, but that's backwards. Maybe it should just be the distributor.
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Dikiyoba personally liked the "Spiderweb Software-It's all about the Benjamins." of Geneforge 1. And finding the Easter Egg of Avernum 2 on Easter Day was a nice, though unplanned, touch.

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A minor B flat.
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Shaper
Member # 3442
Profile Homepage #91
quote:
Originally written by Faith-Based Broadband:

Perhaps you should consult the receptacle of all knowledge.

—Alorael, who was going to say it was the source, but that's backwards. Maybe it should just be the distributor.

Ah. At last. That's another piece of knowledge I can add to the list of rubbish that needs to be forgotten. I'm a little dissapointed in all actuality. Maybe if I saw the clip...

That's it. I'm gonna check every p2p network for a copy of it even if it kills me.

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Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
Lifecrafter
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Profile #92
Checking all p2p software for a video clip of SNL will most probably kill your computer. Or at least disable your computer and allow a hacker access to it.

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Posts: 883 | Registered: Wednesday, October 19 2005 07:00
Shaper
Member # 3442
Profile Homepage #93
quote:
Originally written by Infernal666hate:

Checking all p2p software for a video clip of SNL will most probably kill your computer. Or at least disable your computer and allow a hacker access to it.
Well thank the gods for college computers then...

Does anybody here have that clip of SNL?

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Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
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Profile Homepage #94
*waves*

Guess who's back.

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Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #95
Alec? Scorp!?

—Alorael, who will be saddened and dismayed if there are any responses contain variations on a theme of negation.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
Profile Homepage #96
I'll give you nine variations on a theme of negation.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
Profile #97
quote:
Originally written by Thuryl:

*waves*

Guess who's back.

quote:
Originally written by Alorael:

Alec? Scorp!?
???

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And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it.
-The Last Pendragon

Polaris = joy.

In case of emergency, break glass.
Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
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Member # 6655
Profile #98
quote:
Originally written by Prometheus:

You know, Ash wouldn't have a reason to make these corny-ass jokes anymore if you people weren't so dense.
Remember, we're not laughing with you, we're doing your mom.

You disqust me Prometheus, I hope you get a warning for saying that.

[ Saturday, February 04, 2006 13:35: Message edited by: Commander Edward ]
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EDIT: Opps, sorry about this. I don't know what happened, my computer just made me post 2 times while I tryed to edit an already made one. Just ignore this post, delete it.

[ Saturday, February 04, 2006 14:39: Message edited by: Commander Edward ]
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