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Too Sexy for my Title
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Being a girl and all, i can say that i've heard tons of lame ass pick up lines and some really good ones. Now the question is: which ones do you use?

ps. try good ones that u know it works. Not something like: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. or If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. cuz fyi guys: that's plain lame

[ Thursday, May 26, 2005 10:56: Message edited by: Marlenny ]
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i try to start with a good riddle that is very chalenging like "what can go up a chimine down but not down a chimine up"?

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If you have to use "Pickup lines" at all, then there's something wrong with you. And they all change on who the other person is.

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Touche, and well said

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quote:
Originally written by Archmagi Micael:

If you have to use "Pickup lines" at all, then there's something wrong with you. And they all change on who the other person is.

- Archmagi Micael

Well said, though if the thread really works u'll be surprise at all the things that guys can come up with.
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Hey, i am still here
and no one has answered my riddle

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um, i forgot about that. just say the answer
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quote:
Originally written by Marlenny:

ps. try good ones that u know it works. Not something like: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. or If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. cuz fyi guys: that's plain lame
My schedule is open, are your legs?

You look like a chef. Mind if I help myself to some cherry pie?

Here's my cat, mind if I see yours?

Are you allergic to date rape drugs?

I am a desperate outcast. I am armed with at least seven concealed firearms, and you are attractive. I will be shooting my load at you either which way, let's go the less lethal route.

Or my personal favorite,

SHOW ME YOUR TITS

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quote:
Originally written by shadow, the:

Hey, i am still here
and no one has answered my riddle
quote:
Originally written by shadow, the:
"what can go up a chimine down but not down a chimine up"
Using proper spelling and grammar would help.

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Nena
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i am a bad typist.... but the answer is
an umbrella
and a preaty good line is, when i see you i feel i have sold my soul to the devil it burns

[ Thursday, May 26, 2005 11:21: Message edited by: shadow, the ]

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[ Thursday, May 26, 2005 11:59: Message edited by: Andrew Miller ]
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I have no experience with pick-up lines from either side, but some of the above lines strike me as gene pool heroism. Humanity will be grateful.

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Wanna do some skribbane?
My fyora is bigger than your fyora.
Is that a thahd in your pants?
I like your lizardy crest it is so orange.
Buy you a drink of gremlin red.
I have a new spell tome at my place.
Your tiger stripes are so silky smooth.
I have some free tickets to the arena.
Barbarians have such nice thews.
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...how about just saying hi

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quote:
Originally written by Dervish Malachai:

quote:
Originally written by Marlenny:

ps. try good ones that u know it works. Not something like: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. or If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. cuz fyi guys: that's plain lame
My schedule is open, are your legs?

You look like a chef. Mind if I help myself to some cherry pie?

Here's my cat, mind if I see yours?

Are you allergic to date rape drugs?

I am a desperate outcast. I am armed with at least seven concealed firearms, and you are attractive. I will be shooting my load at you either which way, let's go the less lethal route.

Or my personal favorite,

SHOW ME YOUR TITS

lol. lmao that was really funny. please tell me they don't actually work. i would like to think that girls have more brain than that. Here's some of the ones i've gotten:

1) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

2) I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.

3) Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

4)I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

and of course the famous: Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good

lol hope u have fun with them
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quote:
Originally written by Averman:

...how about just saying hi
You've been registered since 2001, and this is the topic in which you've chosen to make your first post ever? :confused:

Ah well... Welcome to Spidweb! Leave your sanity at the door.

[ Thursday, May 26, 2005 12:15: Message edited by: Andrew Miller ]
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quote:
Originally written by Andrew Miller:

quote:
Originally written by Averman:

...how about just saying hi
You've been registered since 2001, and this is the topic in which you've chosen to make your first post ever? :confused:

Ah well... Welcome to Spidweb! Leave your sanity at the door.

i know right..

i dont know why i never posted here.

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Shaper
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quote:
Originally written by Dervish Malachai:

SHOW ME YOUR TITS
I have gotten this one a few times. It didn't work, but I got a good laugh.

quote:
Originally written by Andrew Miller:

You see my friend over there? (Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar) He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
I've gotten this one several times, and it worked once.

quote:
Originally written by I'll Steal Your Toast:

Wanna do some skribbane?
I've heard this one countless times, and it worked a couple times.

quote:
Your tiger stripes are so silky smooth.
Ha, I like that.

[quote=Marlenny
I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.[/quote]This one never worked on me, I fond it too annoying.

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You is a well fit bit.ch. :)

[ Thursday, May 26, 2005 12:53: Message edited by: VCH ]

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"Here, wanna dollar?"
or how about "Hey, do you want to tie my tie?"

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I'm not the finest guy in here, but I'm the only one talkin to you...

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(Check the tag on her shirt) Ah... just like I thought. "Made in Heaven".

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cuz I can see myself in your pants.

Are you legal?

That's an ugly shirt... take it off. Now.

Are you as easy as I am?

I'm sterile.

I'm like chocolate. I go straight to your ass!

Bond. James Bond.

I bet you'd be awesome if you didn't talk non-stop.

Oh thank god... I finally found you! ("What?") The girl of my dreams!

Thief! ("What?") You stole my heart five minutes ago...

Are those space pants? 'Cuz your body is out of this world!

I hope you know CPR, 'cuz you just took my breath away.

Well well well... I finally found the true cause of 'global warming'!

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According to Japanese scientists, and we all know that they are never wrong, the best pick up line in the world is "This time next year, let's be laughing together."

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I know no pick up lines...

Nor has anyone ever attempted to use any on me...

*sniffs*

Great, now I'm all depressed.

...

:P

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Consider yourself lucky Jewels. I had a guy I've never met before come up to me and say…

“Hey it's you! (I don't know you) yeah you do. I wrote you this love letter a long time ago and never gave it to you.”

The letter he gave me was the exact lyrics to a (*shudder*) *NSYNC song.

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Nena
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