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Agent
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 19:12
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Dolphin: I'm so sorry for you. Lines I've overheard: Do you want to hear my ringtones? I'm here now darlin' - what were your other two wishes? Why don't you come into the toilet with me for a little while? [ Thursday, May 26, 2005 19:13: Message edited by: An Upright stranger ] -------------------- I'm tired of the strain and the pain ___ ___ ___ I feel the same, I feel nothing Nothing is important to me ___ ___ ___ ___ __ And nobody nowhere understands anything About me and all my dreams lost at sea ___ __ But we’re not the same, we’re different tonight We’ll make things right, we’ll feel it all tonight _ The indescribable moments of your life tonight The impossible is possible tonight ___ ____ ___ Believe in me as I believe in you, tonight Go All Blacks xtraMSN Rugby _ MuggleNet Posts: 1112 | Registered: Friday, July 19 2002 07:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 19:39
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I once heard the pick-up line: Thanks for the love note, sugar, but I'm too good for you. (Love note? Who are you?) Oh, please tell me that you do remember what we-- *slapped repeatedly across face* -------------------- And you see... with everlasting love... and gratefulness to last an eternity... that somebody... set up us the bomb. Posts: 5 | Registered: Thursday, May 26 2005 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 20:04
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My pick uplines are case-sensitive (But I never use them. :D ). Like for an instance the girls name was Dolphin *giggle* I would say "Hello Dolphin!" (what? how do you know my name?) "Do you mind if I tag along the beach?" Hmm... I have came up with something not really clever again... *Smack himself on his forehead as punishment and murmur something about sleeping disorders* -------------------- So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me. Posts: 437 | Registered: Friday, May 13 2005 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 20:45
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If she's just walking around by herself, or shopping, or something like that, asking to walk with her is a pretty good way to go. That way she gets to talk to you a bit before deciding whether or not she wants to get to know you. -------------------- Nena Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, May 27 2005 02:19
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quote:I have to agree with you there. Am I the only boy in the Universe who's sane? You don't need pickuip lines at all. If they like youi, they like you. If they don't, and you pursue it... you could get hit :D - Archmagi Micael -------------------- "You dare Trifle with Exile?" - Erika the Archmage -------------------- My Scenarios: Undead Valley : A small Undead problem, what could possibly go wrong? -------------------- Proof of Richard Black's existance: Richard Black - PROOF of his existance (the Infernal one's website). Posts: 1370 | Registered: Thursday, June 10 2004 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Friday, May 27 2005 03:06
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quote:Whatever works for you I suppose... -------------------- The Encyclopaedia Ermariana <-- Now a Wiki! "Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft. "I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
Member # 565
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written Friday, May 27 2005 03:38
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My personal fav (not that i get that many) was a guy sat in my lap and asked if i liked football???!!!??? the worst... is your man here with you or can i take his spot. PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A BREAK :mad: -------------------- If there is no light at the end of the tunnel, stride down there and turn the damm thing on yourself! people often tell me i've lost my mind, but i tell them i have to have one to lose it! lions and tigers and bears, oh my! Posts: 289 | Registered: Monday, January 28 2002 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Friday, May 27 2005 12:23
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am i the only sophisticated guy here? -------------------- who knows what darkness lurks in the hearts of men? the shadow knows ninjas are so better than pirates homerun Posts: 85 | Registered: Tuesday, May 17 2005 07:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Friday, May 27 2005 12:54
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i only had one such experience she was... *sniff*... i was thinking about how to express my thoughts and i came up with the folowing: "you are very beautiful". she smiled, and then she told me she liked someone else. And guess what? We were in the same class. Me and she i mean. it was traumatizing. Never liked any girl again. but at least the line is good. Was. Well, sort of. [ Friday, May 27, 2005 12:55: Message edited by: imho ] Posts: 38 | Registered: Sunday, April 3 2005 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Friday, May 27 2005 12:57
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dude MOVE ON! accept it -------------------- who knows what darkness lurks in the hearts of men? the shadow knows ninjas are so better than pirates homerun Posts: 85 | Registered: Tuesday, May 17 2005 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, May 27 2005 13:15
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No, wait, wait... I remember one. A 25+ carnie (that's carnival worker), asked me if I wanted to go have some fun in the back of his semi trailer once -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, May 27 2005 13:23
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Ew, scary. I guess you shudder at the word "carnival" now. -------------------- I'm tired of the strain and the pain ___ ___ ___ I feel the same, I feel nothing Nothing is important to me ___ ___ ___ ___ __ And nobody nowhere understands anything About me and all my dreams lost at sea ___ __ But we’re not the same, we’re different tonight We’ll make things right, we’ll feel it all tonight _ The indescribable moments of your life tonight The impossible is possible tonight ___ ____ ___ Believe in me as I believe in you, tonight Go All Blacks xtraMSN Rugby _ MuggleNet Posts: 1112 | Registered: Friday, July 19 2002 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, May 27 2005 13:39
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quote:A compliment is a very successful way to impress us women. I wouldn't know a single one who would be immune against charming. :) Go on, imho. It was just the wrong girl. -------------------- ^ö^ vegetarians are sexy. Posts: 1420 | Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Friday, May 27 2005 15:12
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quote:I always liked this one, but than again all girls do. :) -------------------- Nena Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00 |
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BANNED
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written Friday, May 27 2005 15:16
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quote:If sophistocation is defined by an abhorrence of the shift key, then yes. -------------------- 人 た ち を 燃 え る た め に 俺 は か れ ら に 火 を 上 げ る か ら 死 ん だ Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Friday, May 27 2005 15:16
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Are those lumberjack pants you're wearing? Cause you sure are giving me a woody. Posts: 58 | Registered: Tuesday, May 17 2005 07:00 |
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Too Sexy for my Title
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written Friday, May 27 2005 15:27
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quote:I could not agree more. Certainly, something such as "you are very beautiful" is very useful, yet it barely affects on whether a girl likes you or not. If a girl really likes you, there is no need for any lines at all. Besides, how many pick up lines do actually work? Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00 |
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Master
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written Friday, May 27 2005 16:05
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quote:Nice joke. -------------------- Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want? Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Friday, May 27 2005 23:41
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quote:Or a simpler variation: Nice legs, what time do they open? quote:Or you could just say the one word equivalant: FLASH! -------------------- I'll put a Spring in your step. Polaris Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00 |
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written Saturday, May 28 2005 00:20
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quote:See, the problem with that phrasing is that if the person you try it on happens to be a pre-operative transsexual, you risk learning more than you really wanted to know. -------------------- My BoE Page Bandwagons are fun! Roots Hunted! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Saturday, May 28 2005 01:40
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Don't worry Thuryl, I'll just check their adams apple. Or I could ask them directly, if they are just hermaphrodites. -------------------- I'll put a Spring in your step. Polaris Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Saturday, May 28 2005 05:45
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here´s a good one Alice? (I'm not Alice) Oh, i'm sorry. For the moment i thought i was in wonderland. Posts: 38 | Registered: Sunday, April 3 2005 08:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Saturday, May 28 2005 06:18
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Using "pick-up" lines as a way of getting girls, i find, is relatively futile and useless. However, using pickup lines as deliberately corny-silly form of ice-breaking tends to work. Girls seem to almost expect them, so when you use one, then laugh it off and start talking to them, it works like a dream. Completely stupid ones like "wow, did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?;; what?;; Well, you certainly LOOK like an angel..." are totally ridiculous, but they serve a purpose. Pickup lines should never be used to get girls. But as deliberate/corny icebreakers, if you have the personality to laugh them off or deliberately use them for humour, i find it works just fine. -------------------- A Sucaran Child is standing here. You say, "hello" The small child looks at Preserver Aldous wide-eyed and awed. Posts: 269 | Registered: Friday, July 19 2002 07:00 |
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Too Sexy for my Title
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written Saturday, May 28 2005 07:28
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quote:Nicely said. Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00 |
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Master
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written Saturday, May 28 2005 07:39
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How about just "Wow, you look good!" Used randomly spaced over a few weeks in different variations, it should word fairly well. -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
