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Too Sexy for my Title
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 10:56
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Being a girl and all, i can say that i've heard tons of lame ass pick up lines and some really good ones. Now the question is: which ones do you use? ps. try good ones that u know it works. Not something like: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. or If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. cuz fyi guys: that's plain lame [ Thursday, May 26, 2005 10:56: Message edited by: Marlenny ] Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 11:00
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i try to start with a good riddle that is very chalenging like "what can go up a chimine down but not down a chimine up"? -------------------- who knows what darkness lurks in the hearts of men? the shadow knows ninjas are so better than pirates homerun Posts: 85 | Registered: Tuesday, May 17 2005 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 11:03
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If you have to use "Pickup lines" at all, then there's something wrong with you. And they all change on who the other person is. - Archmagi Micael -------------------- "You dare Trifle with Exile?" - Erika the Archmage -------------------- My Scenarios: Undead Valley : A small Undead problem, what could possibly go wrong? -------------------- Proof of Richard Black's existance: Richard Black - PROOF of his existance (the Infernal one's website). Posts: 1370 | Registered: Thursday, June 10 2004 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 11:04
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Touche, and well said -------------------- who knows what darkness lurks in the hearts of men? the shadow knows ninjas are so better than pirates homerun Posts: 85 | Registered: Tuesday, May 17 2005 07:00 |
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Too Sexy for my Title
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 11:09
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quote:Well said, though if the thread really works u'll be surprise at all the things that guys can come up with. Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 11:10
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Hey, i am still here and no one has answered my riddle -------------------- who knows what darkness lurks in the hearts of men? the shadow knows ninjas are so better than pirates homerun Posts: 85 | Registered: Tuesday, May 17 2005 07:00 |
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Too Sexy for my Title
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 11:15
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um, i forgot about that. just say the answer Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00 |
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BANNED
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 11:16
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quote:My schedule is open, are your legs? You look like a chef. Mind if I help myself to some cherry pie? Here's my cat, mind if I see yours? Are you allergic to date rape drugs? I am a desperate outcast. I am armed with at least seven concealed firearms, and you are attractive. I will be shooting my load at you either which way, let's go the less lethal route. Or my personal favorite, SHOW ME YOUR TITS -------------------- 私のバラドですそしてころしたいいらればころす Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 11:17
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quote: quote:Using proper spelling and grammar would help. -------------------- Nena Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 11:18
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i am a bad typist.... but the answer is an umbrella and a preaty good line is, when i see you i feel i have sold my soul to the devil it burns [ Thursday, May 26, 2005 11:21: Message edited by: shadow, the ] -------------------- who knows what darkness lurks in the hearts of men? the shadow knows ninjas are so better than pirates homerun Posts: 85 | Registered: Tuesday, May 17 2005 07:00 |
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By Committee
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 11:53
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"You see my friend over there? (Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar) He wants to know if you think I'm cute." -also- "Do I know you?" (No.) "God, I sure want to." [ Thursday, May 26, 2005 11:59: Message edited by: Andrew Miller ] Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00 |
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Electric Sheep One
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 12:02
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I have no experience with pick-up lines from either side, but some of the above lines strike me as gene pool heroism. Humanity will be grateful. -------------------- It is not enough to discover how things seem to seem. We must discover how things really seem. Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 12:04
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Wanna do some skribbane? My fyora is bigger than your fyora. Is that a thahd in your pants? I like your lizardy crest it is so orange. Buy you a drink of gremlin red. I have a new spell tome at my place. Your tiger stripes are so silky smooth. I have some free tickets to the arena. Barbarians have such nice thews. ... -------------------- Wasting your time and mine looking for a good laugh. Star Bright, Star Light, Oh I Wish I May, I Wish Might, Wish For One Star Tonight. Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 12:10
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...how about just saying hi -------------------- finally, a superhero we can trust... Posts: 37 | Registered: Saturday, November 24 2001 08:00 |
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Too Sexy for my Title
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 12:12
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quote:lol. lmao that was really funny. please tell me they don't actually work. i would like to think that girls have more brain than that. Here's some of the ones i've gotten: 1) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 2) I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down. 3) Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on? 4)I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you. and of course the famous: Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good lol hope u have fun with them Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00 |
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By Committee
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 12:15
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quote:You've been registered since 2001, and this is the topic in which you've chosen to make your first post ever? :confused: Ah well... Welcome to Spidweb! Leave your sanity at the door. [ Thursday, May 26, 2005 12:15: Message edited by: Andrew Miller ] Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 12:21
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quote:i know right.. i dont know why i never posted here. -------------------- finally, a superhero we can trust... Posts: 37 | Registered: Saturday, November 24 2001 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 12:31
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quote:I have gotten this one a few times. It didn't work, but I got a good laugh. quote:I've gotten this one several times, and it worked once. quote:I've heard this one countless times, and it worked a couple times. quote:Ha, I like that. [quote=Marlenny I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.[/quote]This one never worked on me, I fond it too annoying. -------------------- //www.geocities.com/dolphin1189702/nena.jpg]Nena Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 12:52
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You is a well fit bit.ch. :) [ Thursday, May 26, 2005 12:53: Message edited by: VCH ] -------------------- I stop rubber at 160km/h, five times a week. CANUCKS RESPEK! My Style The Knight Between Posts. Posts: 2395 | Registered: Friday, November 2 2001 08:00 |
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Master
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 14:31
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"Here, wanna dollar?" or how about "Hey, do you want to tie my tie?" -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 17:27
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I'm not the finest guy in here, but I'm the only one talkin to you... -------------------- finally, a superhero we can trust... Posts: 37 | Registered: Saturday, November 24 2001 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 17:50
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(Check the tag on her shirt) Ah... just like I thought. "Made in Heaven". Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cuz I can see myself in your pants. Are you legal? That's an ugly shirt... take it off. Now. Are you as easy as I am? I'm sterile. I'm like chocolate. I go straight to your ass! Bond. James Bond. I bet you'd be awesome if you didn't talk non-stop. Oh thank god... I finally found you! ("What?") The girl of my dreams! Thief! ("What?") You stole my heart five minutes ago... Are those space pants? 'Cuz your body is out of this world! I hope you know CPR, 'cuz you just took my breath away. Well well well... I finally found the true cause of 'global warming'! -------------------- The critics agree! Demonslayer is "a five star hit!" raves TIMES Weekly! "I've never heard such thoughtful comments. This man is a genious!" says two-time Nobel Prize winning physicist Erwin Rasputin! Posts: 1582 | Registered: Wednesday, November 13 2002 08:00 |
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E Equals MC What!!!!
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 17:56
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According to Japanese scientists, and we all know that they are never wrong, the best pick up line in the world is "This time next year, let's be laughing together." -------------------- Sex is easier than love. Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 18:44
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I know no pick up lines... Nor has anyone ever attempted to use any on me... *sniffs* Great, now I'm all depressed. ... :P -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Thursday, May 26 2005 19:07
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Consider yourself lucky Jewels. I had a guy I've never met before come up to me and say… “Hey it's you! (I don't know you) yeah you do. I wrote you this love letter a long time ago and never gave it to you.” The letter he gave me was the exact lyrics to a (*shudder*) *NSYNC song. -------------------- Nena Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00 |
