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Shaper
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"I could look into your eyes forever, if you'd let me pluck them out and put them in a jar."
I got that from a M:tG magazine. Dating tips and pickup lines from Crovax.

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Master
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I don't plan on having a full-fledged girlfriend for a while. In my opinion, it's just another thing for you to worry about, and a girlfriend would knock off your rhythm of life (Are you still reading those dumb message boards? You never seem to spend any time with me. Are your Internet friend more important than I am?)

Whoops. :P

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Shaper
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quote:
Originally written by Dolphin:

Eagle, maybe you just need some better pickup lines.
Or you could try a bigger list .

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Polaris
Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
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Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
I tried this one and got slapped in the face. Then I realised I'd inadvertently picked up a pack of lard.

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Or maybe I could invite a shy girl on a dinner with my home cooking. I can make really good salads and spiced food. :D But that would probably make her, whoever it is, even shyer. There is no easy way to gain friends on the opposite gender as long as it goes all tabu whenever you try to break the wall between them. :(

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La Canaliste
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There is something curiously awry about the juxtaposition of the contents of Eagle's posts and his sig.

Hm, anyway, the thing about girls is that they grow into human beings eventually. As boys do too, it seems.

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It's a funny thing, you know. Once I became convinced that I could almost certainly get a girlfriend if I put in enough effort toward doing so, my perceived need for one evaporated. This, of course, suggests I probably wanted a girlfriend for rather the wrong reasons in the first place.

[ Saturday, May 21, 2005 05:11: Message edited by: Thuryl ]

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quote:
Originally written by saunders:

There is something curiously awry about the juxtaposition of the contents of Eagle's posts and his sig.
Well, um, yes, I guess (I needed to search in five dictionaries to be able to translate that post.). But my signature is about prejudices and how it affects people and should not be mixed up with my posts.

Edit: Refrased the last sentence a little.

[ Saturday, May 21, 2005 03:12: Message edited by: Eagle, the author soul ]

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So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me.
Posts: 437 | Registered: Friday, May 13 2005 07:00
Shaper
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I don't really think its too 'strong'. A lot of males I know would like it. I would too, as long as the female is attractive.

You may call me shallow, but hey, its not like I'm going to be friends with them.

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Polaris
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Please do try to be more sensitive, Spring. For all that they go through, women who have been sexually abused by men at least don't have to deal with public denial that they exist. Men who have been sexually abused by women shouldn't either.

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Master
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Spring, I'm sure you (or any of your friends) don't lay in bed and wish, "Man, wouldn't it be nice if some hot girl came up and raped me tomorrow?" :P

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Shaper
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(I know I'm going to be ridiculed for this, but) Ben, some people say its only rape if you don't want it...

I don't lay on my bed and think that, I lay on my bed and sleep.

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Polaris
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Apparently my first response wasn't worded strongly enough. Stop shooting your mouth off about topics you don't know a damn thing about, you massive ignoramus.

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Shaper
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You all get :( :( :( for your disabilities when it comes to girls.

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quote:
Originally written by Dolphin:

An intelligent, well spoken, kind man is much sexier than an Adonis.
:cool:

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Warrior
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Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
Make sure it's not one of those bags of artificial sugar when you do that!

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Electric Sheep One
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OK, for Thuryl, an even more basic tip: don't hang out in establishments that offer packs of lard. As a warning sign they are right up there with black flags and prominent spitoons.

[ Sunday, May 22, 2005 21:01: Message edited by: Student of Trinity ]

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Shaper
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You know, this could take place in a supermarket. Both lard and sugar are common baking ingredients :P

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Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
Warrior
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You know, this could take place in a supermarket. Both lard and sugar are common baking ingredients
I think they'd be a little confused if you pick up a 10lb bag of sugar and are like, "hey, you dropped your name tag!"

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Bob's Big Date
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quote:
Originally written by Ash Lael:

quote:
Originally written by Dolphin:

An intelligent, well spoken, kind man is much sexier than an Adonis.
:cool:

Remember: she also said intelligent, well-spoken, and kind.

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Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by cfgauss:

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You know, this could take place in a supermarket. Both lard and sugar are common baking ingredients
I think they'd be a little confused if you pick up a 10lb bag of sugar and are like, "hey, you dropped your name tag!"

I was too when I read that post. I thought of a normal-sized (1 kg) bag, rather than - as I suppose he meant - one of those small packets that come with a cup of coffee.

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Shaper
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Actually talking to girls is a lot better than cracking off cheesy pick-up lines. And besides, sitting in front of a computer moaning isn't gonna help it.

My opinion is that if someone as ugly, geeky and downright weird as Thom Yorke can get a chick, then there's hope for us all! Some girls actually like RPG's! They like Playstations, and they like fantasy! And they adore it when you use three exclaimation marks in one post.

Just be yourself.

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Shaper
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quote:
Originally written by cfgauss:

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You know, this could take place in a supermarket. Both lard and sugar are common baking ingredients
I think they'd be a little confused if you pick up a 10lb bag of sugar and are like, "hey, you dropped your name tag!"
Sugar can be purchased in smaller amounts (1 pound), and lard usually comes in the same amount. Though sugar comes in coffee packet size lard does not. The only way they could be mistaken for one another is to be of equal size or weight.

Just a side note: Pick up lines are not attractive.

[ Monday, May 23, 2005 07:15: Message edited by: Dolphin ]

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Nena
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I really do hope everyone realises the lard thing was a joke. I don't go around picking up women in supermarkets in the first place.

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Shaper
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Obviously :P

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