Woah Crazy!!
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Shaper
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written Friday, May 20 2005 11:26
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"I could look into your eyes forever, if you'd let me pluck them out and put them in a jar." I got that from a M:tG magazine. Dating tips and pickup lines from Crovax. -------------------- The Lyceum - The Headquarters of the Blades designing community The Louvre - The Blades of Avernum graphics database Alexandria - The Blades of Exile Scenario database BoE Webring - Self explanatory Polaris - Free porn here Odd Todd - Fun for the unemployed (and everyone else too) Famous Last Words - A local pop-punk band They Might Be Giants - Four websites for one of the greatest bands in existance -------------------- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Master
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written Friday, May 20 2005 14:36
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I don't plan on having a full-fledged girlfriend for a while. In my opinion, it's just another thing for you to worry about, and a girlfriend would knock off your rhythm of life (Are you still reading those dumb message boards? You never seem to spend any time with me. Are your Internet friend more important than I am?) Whoops. :P -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Friday, May 20 2005 22:56
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quote:Or you could try a bigger list . -------------------- I'll put a Spring in your step. Polaris Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00 |
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written Saturday, May 21 2005 01:35
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quote:I tried this one and got slapped in the face. Then I realised I'd inadvertently picked up a pack of lard. -------------------- My BoE Page Bandwagons are fun! Roots Hunted! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Saturday, May 21 2005 02:11
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Or maybe I could invite a shy girl on a dinner with my home cooking. I can make really good salads and spiced food. :D But that would probably make her, whoever it is, even shyer. There is no easy way to gain friends on the opposite gender as long as it goes all tabu whenever you try to break the wall between them. :( -------------------- So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me. Posts: 437 | Registered: Friday, May 13 2005 07:00 |
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La Canaliste
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written Saturday, May 21 2005 02:47
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There is something curiously awry about the juxtaposition of the contents of Eagle's posts and his sig. Hm, anyway, the thing about girls is that they grow into human beings eventually. As boys do too, it seems. -------------------- I am a pale shadow of the previous self. quote: Deep down, you know you should have voted for Alcritas! Posts: 387 | Registered: Tuesday, March 1 2005 08:00 |
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...b10010b...
Member # 869
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written Saturday, May 21 2005 03:04
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It's a funny thing, you know. Once I became convinced that I could almost certainly get a girlfriend if I put in enough effort toward doing so, my perceived need for one evaporated. This, of course, suggests I probably wanted a girlfriend for rather the wrong reasons in the first place. [ Saturday, May 21, 2005 05:11: Message edited by: Thuryl ] -------------------- My BoE Page Bandwagons are fun! Roots Hunted! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Saturday, May 21 2005 03:11
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quote:Well, um, yes, I guess (I needed to search in five dictionaries to be able to translate that post.). But my signature is about prejudices and how it affects people and should not be mixed up with my posts. Edit: Refrased the last sentence a little. [ Saturday, May 21, 2005 03:12: Message edited by: Eagle, the author soul ] -------------------- So, as the great Groxy, I have come back to be served by goblins. In the "main hall" of the goblin cave was a large totem which resembled very much of... me. Posts: 437 | Registered: Friday, May 13 2005 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Saturday, May 21 2005 04:26
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I don't really think its too 'strong'. A lot of males I know would like it. I would too, as long as the female is attractive. You may call me shallow, but hey, its not like I'm going to be friends with them. -------------------- I'll put a Spring in your step. Polaris Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00 |
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...b10010b...
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written Saturday, May 21 2005 05:13
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Please do try to be more sensitive, Spring. For all that they go through, women who have been sexually abused by men at least don't have to deal with public denial that they exist. Men who have been sexually abused by women shouldn't either. -------------------- My BoE Page Bandwagons are fun! Roots Hunted! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Master
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written Saturday, May 21 2005 14:00
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Spring, I'm sure you (or any of your friends) don't lay in bed and wish, "Man, wouldn't it be nice if some hot girl came up and raped me tomorrow?" :P -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Saturday, May 21 2005 14:03
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(I know I'm going to be ridiculed for this, but) Ben, some people say its only rape if you don't want it... I don't lay on my bed and think that, I lay on my bed and sleep. -------------------- I'll put a Spring in your step. Polaris Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00 |
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...b10010b...
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written Saturday, May 21 2005 15:26
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Apparently my first response wasn't worded strongly enough. Stop shooting your mouth off about topics you don't know a damn thing about, you massive ignoramus. -------------------- My BoE Page Bandwagons are fun! Roots Hunted! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Saturday, May 21 2005 15:47
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You all get :( :( :( for your disabilities when it comes to girls. -------------------- I stop rubber at 160km/h, five times a week. CANUCKS RESPEK! My Style The Knight Between Posts. Posts: 2395 | Registered: Friday, November 2 2001 08:00 |
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E Equals MC What!!!!
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written Saturday, May 21 2005 20:02
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quote::cool: -------------------- Sex is easier than love. Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Saturday, May 21 2005 22:37
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quote:Make sure it's not one of those bags of artificial sugar when you do that! -------------------- I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation. - George Bernard Shaw Posts: 103 | Registered: Sunday, June 20 2004 07:00 |
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Electric Sheep One
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written Sunday, May 22 2005 20:58
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OK, for Thuryl, an even more basic tip: don't hang out in establishments that offer packs of lard. As a warning sign they are right up there with black flags and prominent spitoons. [ Sunday, May 22, 2005 21:01: Message edited by: Student of Trinity ] -------------------- It is not enough to discover how things seem to seem. We must discover how things really seem. Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Sunday, May 22 2005 21:12
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You know, this could take place in a supermarket. Both lard and sugar are common baking ingredients :P -------------------- Nena Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Sunday, May 22 2005 22:57
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quote:I think they'd be a little confused if you pick up a 10lb bag of sugar and are like, "hey, you dropped your name tag!" -------------------- I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation. - George Bernard Shaw Posts: 103 | Registered: Sunday, June 20 2004 07:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Monday, May 23 2005 00:21
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quote:Remember: she also said intelligent, well-spoken, and kind. -------------------- The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest. Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Monday, May 23 2005 02:23
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quote:I was too when I read that post. I thought of a normal-sized (1 kg) bag, rather than - as I suppose he meant - one of those small packets that come with a cup of coffee. -------------------- The Encyclopaedia Ermariana <-- Now a Wiki! "Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft. "I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Monday, May 23 2005 04:24
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Actually talking to girls is a lot better than cracking off cheesy pick-up lines. And besides, sitting in front of a computer moaning isn't gonna help it. My opinion is that if someone as ugly, geeky and downright weird as Thom Yorke can get a chick, then there's hope for us all! Some girls actually like RPG's! They like Playstations, and they like fantasy! And they adore it when you use three exclaimation marks in one post. Just be yourself. -------------------- "I am a living sign..." Thus endeth this post. Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Monday, May 23 2005 07:13
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quote:Sugar can be purchased in smaller amounts (1 pound), and lard usually comes in the same amount. Though sugar comes in coffee packet size lard does not. The only way they could be mistaken for one another is to be of equal size or weight. Just a side note: Pick up lines are not attractive. [ Monday, May 23, 2005 07:15: Message edited by: Dolphin ] -------------------- Nena Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00 |
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...b10010b...
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written Monday, May 23 2005 12:46
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I really do hope everyone realises the lard thing was a joke. I don't go around picking up women in supermarkets in the first place. -------------------- My BoE Page Bandwagons are fun! Roots Hunted! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Monday, May 23 2005 13:18
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Obviously :P -------------------- Nena Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00 |
