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Agent
Member # 3349
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I'm probably on the list because of my posting insane pictures on the first G3 topic.

EDIT: I just noiced I'm ahead of Alorael by one. Better start posting more.

[ Thursday, April 21, 2005 14:34: Message edited by: 'Da Holiest of all Toenails ]

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #51
quote:
Originally written by spy.there:

Wow Aran - what would we do without your trustworthy accuracy?
I suppose you would have to do without useless posts and statistics of who spammed how much. Now that would be a tragic loss... :o

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Law Bringer
Member # 335
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But you could wring a good ten more posts out of slowly revealing the trick, Thuryl!

—Alorael, who finds that the trick to concealing spam is to have a signature that artificially makes your post longer.
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Skip to My Lou
Member # 40
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I'd reveal my tricks, but I clearly have none. I hardly have any posts, let alone large amounts of hidden spam.

Edit: Interestingly, I was told today that spam is supposed to taste oddly similar to human flesh.

[ Thursday, April 21, 2005 16:25: Message edited by: Archmage Alex ]

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Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #54
quote:
Originally written by Archmage Alex:

I'd reveal my tricks, but I clearly have none. I hardly have any posts, let alone large amounts of hidden spam.

Edit: Interestingly, I was told today that spam is supposed to taste oddly similar to human flesh.

I wonder which I find more creepy... that this might be true or that there are people who would know this.

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Shaper
Member # 5437
Profile #55
quote:
Originally written by To sail the shoreless skies an come:

quote:
Originally written by Archmage Alex:

I'd reveal my tricks, but I clearly have none. I hardly have any posts, let alone large amounts of hidden spam.

Edit: Interestingly, I was told today that spam is supposed to taste oddly similar to human flesh.

I wonder which I find more creepy... that this might be true or that there are people who would know this.

Or that there are people who would actually eat spam.

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Nena
Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #56
Cannibals who ran out of captured virgins? :S

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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Master
Member # 4614
Profile Homepage #57
Wow, I am falling rather far behind. I find if I was to actually come to these forums every single day, I'd be a lot higher, but as it is, I skip a few here and there, so...

Add 1 more.

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Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00
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Member # 869
Profile Homepage #58
quote:
Originally written by 1001011001000:

if I was to actually come to these forums
Since thinly-disguised spamming and instruction in the English language both seem to be in fashion at the moment, I'm going to criticise your failure to use the subjunctive mood.

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Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #59
quote:
Originally written by Thuryl:

quote:
Originally written by 1001011001000:

if I was to actually come to these forums
Since thinly-disguised spamming and instruction in the English language both seem to be in fashion at the moment, I'm going to criticise your failure to use the subjunctive mood.

lol!

[Edit: Okay, seriously. I can't actually post this. It hurts too much. No, this little edited-in addition doesn't help, but it assuages the pangs of guilt and, as I noted in the signature, total shame.]

—Alorael, who has sunk to a horrible new low. He may have to snipe this topic and then snipe himself in shame. Oh, the burning shame...

[ Thursday, April 21, 2005 18:07: Message edited by: He who posts last... ]
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 4592
Profile #60
In Ben's defense: could we say that his mistake can be gingerly hovered over, forgiven even, if we consider posting in these forums as a form of informal speech?

(I was tempted to steal Alorael's signature to make a comment on my wet dream to see English turn into a more heavily subjunctive language, but I believe that tempting Him in such a way would be a rather bad idea.)

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Posts: 604 | Registered: Sunday, June 20 2004 07:00
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #61
quote:
Originally written by Evil_Tim:


as i'm not very good at either spamming unobviously or constantly having something interesting and relevant to say.
Thats what I always seem to think, however, I'm pretty high on the list, so its obviously not true.

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Polaris
Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
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Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #62
quote:
Originally written by He who posts last...:

quote:
Originally written by Thuryl:

quote:
Originally written by 1001011001000:

if I was to actually come to these forums
Since thinly-disguised spamming and instruction in the English language both seem to be in fashion at the moment, I'm going to criticise your failure to use the subjunctive mood.

lol!

[Edit: Okay, seriously. I can't actually post this. It hurts too much. No, this little edited-in addition doesn't help, but it assuages the pangs of guilt and, as I noted in the signature, total shame.]

—Alorael, who has sunk to a horrible new low. He may have to snipe this topic and then snipe himself in shame. Oh, the burning shame...

Alorael, how low have you sunk? Having to resort to posting "lol" in threads that are already about spamming?

How the mighty have fallen!

[/jokester]

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"Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft.
"I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 5566
Profile #63
quote:
Originally written by Wise Man is quite the:

quote:
Originally written by hawk king:

better keep posting wouldn't want to fall behind would i :D
Stop spamming and use actual punctuation, fool.

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

quote:
Originally written by Dolphin:

quote:
Originally written by hawk king:

better keep posting wouldn't want to fall behind would i :D
If you post 400 “I posted again” posts it wont give many bragging rights.

i would never do that that would be annoying and it would make me look foolish and like a complete idiot. you would never say that would you ? and i never saw the fun in punctuation marks and all that jazy stuff but as i have said before i will try a little

EDIT: the reason i usually forget punctuation marks is because when i type i have to type as fast as i can before i forget what i am typing about and sometimes i type it in so fast i skip letters and junk so it just never ocurs to me to put in punctuation marks and for the record you are right most people born after 1990 are untrustworthy but man that is kind of insulting how would you like it if i said everyone born 'before' 1990 are old geezers with fake teeth who only talk about the good old days so lay of the insults okay :o anyways i really am trying to remember punctuation so there

[ Friday, April 22, 2005 06:12: Message edited by: hawk king ]

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Posts: 507 | Registered: Tuesday, March 1 2005 08:00
Shaper
Member # 73
Profile #64
Spring, the keyword was "unobviously", ignoring the fact that it's technically not a real word.
hawk king, I notice that although you've said you were going to try before, you still haven't improved at all. Why should we trust you this time?

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Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #65
He IS probably born after 1990, so trusting him, like trusting children, would never be a good idea anyway.

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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Infiltrator
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Profile Homepage #66
I know I have real trouble posting without substance. I have cought myself many times just deleting what I was going to post because I didn't think it worthy enough. Which is probably why 63 posts in a month seems stageringly high to me.

Need an example? In the BoE forum somebody asked about Tatter, I started to reply with look at my site but decided mid-sentence that it might be too much a shameless plug. So I decided to wait to see if someone would answer the question specifically, and they did while also mentioning my site. I got free advertising without the shameless plugging by waiting. Best of both worlds. Now I get to go over and offer a link since it was left out so my post count suffers naught. ;)

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Posts: 563 | Registered: Tuesday, July 27 2004 07:00
Shaper
Member # 5437
Profile #67
To Hawk King:
I would not directly call you an idiot, as it would be unkind. Considering your 1990 comment you must be 15 or so. There is no excuse for lack of capital letters or punctuations marks. All computers have a typing program of some sort. The spelling and grammar checked would be useful. You have said you would work on that, so trust is questionable.

I was born 1984, and I'm glad to say no false teeth here :D

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Nena
Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
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Profile #68
quote:
hawk king written April 22, 2005 06:34 AM

EDIT: the reason i usually forget punctuation marks is because when i type im alwayz watchin

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fyt.

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"I suffer from spiritual malaise," said Cugel meaningfully. "which manifest itself in outburst of vicious rage. I implore you to depart, lest, in an uncontrollable spasm, I cut you in three pieces with my sword, or worse, I invoke magic."
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Posts: 604 | Registered: Sunday, June 20 2004 07:00
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #69
19 in three months, so it's obvious that I'm born in 1986. And yes, I feel like an old man... At least I can drink beer and, in a few months, buy it.

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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #70
quote:
Originally written by Dolphin:

I was born 1984, and I'm glad to say no false teeth here :D
Same here (twenty-one in a little over a month!), and my pearly whites are impeccable. I've got a single white hair sprouting out among the crowds of jet-black ones on my head, but in general the ravages of time show themselves with more subtlety. My liver has been rapidly aging this year, I should imagine.

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Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Shaper
Member # 73
Profile #71
I still think you're an alcoholic, by the way. Did you know too much drinking has a 28% chance of causing partial paralysis?

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Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Cartographer
Member # 995
Profile #72
ack. the 18 and 20 year olds are complaining about being old?

I think I'll have to get a walker now.
Posts: 206 | Registered: Thursday, April 18 2002 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #73
If all youngsters were to plead age as an excuse to turn down the joys of proper writing, no one would ever learn to write properly! There might be no subjunctive or conditional moods ever again!

—Alorael, who doesn't have fake teeth. He has no teeth at all! Sure, it makes talk about the good old days difficult, but he can still mumble to himself about how great it was before there were cars on the roads and bright electric lights ruining the night sky.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #74
You don't need teeth to drink cold hard Scribbane though :P

And yea, I'm old. I have a beard and glasses. I take public transit to downtown just to get to class unlike the lucky rich kids that happen to be 80% of the population in the area I live in who get to either drive to school in their BMWs or get driven to school in a Benz.

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