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Shaper
Member # 73
Profile #25
quote:
Originally written by 1001011001000:

When I was a n00b,
You still are a n00b.

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Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
BANNED
Member # 5219
Profile #26
quote:
Originally written by [b:
1001011001000[/b]]
When I was a n00b, I was probably pretty high up that list, but it seems I am no longer in the top 10. I'd like to know where though. :D

People hated me back then though, and they may still now, but I don't seem to be getting near as much flame comments.
I'd say if you haven't been part of this board for at least a year you're still a n00b.

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Posts: 394 | Registered: Saturday, November 20 2004 08:00
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #27
quote:
Originally written by 1001011001000:

Hi, I'm a n00b, and I always have been.
fyt

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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
By Committee
Member # 4233
Profile #28
quote:
Originally written by 1001011001000:

People hated me back then though, and they may still now, but I don't seem to be getting near as much flame comments.
You don't post as often, so we don't have as much opportunity. :D
Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00
BANNED
Member # 4
Profile Homepage #29
quote:
Originally written by Canned:

I'd say if you haven't been part of this board for at least a year you're still a n00b.
So says Member #5000+, who already managed to get Canned...

You're not a newb when you don't have to say that you aren't a newb.

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Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #30
You're not a newb anymore when the generic stupid newbie insults stop and the insults tailored to your specific brands of stupidity begin.

—Alorael, who also draws the line at the point where you stop dropping names and start being a name that is dropped.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #31
Wow, there seems to be much demand for this list... maybe I should upload it somewhere! :P

For now, list position must be given out according to demand. I'll post everyone's place here, even if you didn't ask for it specifically. Keeps it simple.

Drakefyre: Not that slow actually. #14, +126.

Archmage Alex: Relatively speaking, near the bottom, yes. #46, +35

Wise: Below Imban's, but not way below. #29, +73

Spring: "I swear, I thought I was doing only 70". Sorry sir, you were doing 113. I'm afraid you'll have to hand me that license. #18.

FBM: No more, indeed. Looks like you cut back on the postage... #50, +33

Andrew: #15, +126

ADoS: #35, +50

Stugie: #24, +89

Gizmo: #30, +63

Ben: I'd say it, but everyone else already has. When you were a noob, you were in the top ten. Now you're #17, +119. Draw your conclusions.

Canned: #13, +127

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Alorael: By the "insult" criterium, I've been a staunch oldbie of Spiderweb since August 2003, when Djur first called me Elfy. :)

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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 4784
Profile Homepage #32
So... almost 1/3 of my total posts, I have put up this last month. I knew I'd been hanging out here too much. :P

[ Wednesday, April 20, 2005 19:45: Message edited by: Gizmo ]

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Posts: 563 | Registered: Tuesday, July 27 2004 07:00
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #33
I guess I'm number... #53. How close am I? I think I've made *counts finger, toes, and... freckles* 29 posts this month.

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Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #34
Twenty-eight, actually, so you're on place 59. ;)

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"Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft.
"I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 5566
Profile #35
quote:
Originally written by And laid on him undying doom:

Wow, there seems to be much demand for this list... maybe I should upload it somewhere! :P

For now, list position must be given out according to demand. I'll post everyone's place here, even if you didn't ask for it specifically. Keeps it simple.

Drakefyre: Not that slow actually. #14, +126.

Archmage Alex: Relatively speaking, near the bottom, yes. #46, +35

Wise: Below Imban's, but not way below. #29, +73

Spring: "I swear, I thought I was doing only 70". Sorry sir, you were doing 113. I'm afraid you'll have to hand me that license. #18.

FBM: No more, indeed. Looks like you cut back on the postage... #50, +33

Andrew: #15, +126

ADoS: #35, +50

Stugie: #24, +89

Gizmo: #30, +63

Ben: I'd say it, but everyone else already has. When you were a noob, you were in the top ten. Now you're #17, +119. Draw your conclusions.

Canned: #13, +127

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Alorael: By the "insult" criterium, I've been a staunch oldbie of Spiderweb since August 2003, when Djur first called me Elfy. :)

what about me i joined halfway through march and look at my posts 166 ;)

[ Wednesday, April 20, 2005 21:02: Message edited by: hawk king ]

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Posts: 507 | Registered: Tuesday, March 1 2005 08:00
Cartographer
Member # 1851
Profile Homepage #36
I've been crazy; I've posted a few times :P . I should be very near the end, perhaps with one post? Heavens, not two? No.. none. There's a lot of accounts that never post, how do these accumulate? Those that are oldest are at the very end, and new ones are near to those that have one post, maybe?

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Posts: 1308 | Registered: Sunday, September 8 2002 07:00
...b10010b...
Member # 869
Profile Homepage #37
quote:
Originally written by Le Martyre de la Terreur:

quote:
Originally written by Canned:

I'd say if you haven't been part of this board for at least a year you're still a n00b.
So says Member #5000+, who already managed to get Canned...

I'm pretty sure I've figured out who - is. I'll check it with a mod before I voice my suspicions, though.

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Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #38
quote:
Originally written by Alorael:


You're not a newb anymore when the generic stupid newbie insults stop and the insults tailored to your specific brands of stupidity begin.
I've never been insulted about my noobity(is that a word?) on these boards.

quote:
Originally written by Arancayter:


Spring: "I swear, I thought I was doing only 70". Sorry sir, you were doing 113. I'm afraid you'll have to hand me that license. #18.
Very surprising, considering I only post in 2 topics (General and The Exile Trilogy).

[ Thursday, April 21, 2005 01:31: Message edited by: Sprung Spring ]

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Polaris
Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #39
quote:
Originally written by hawk king:

what about me i joined halfway through march and look at my posts 166 ;)
You joined on March 1st, actually. Still, you are #11, just below the top ten, with +143 posts.

Edit:

To preclude further queries, I have uploaded the top 360 list (all posters in the last 45 days) to Polaris.

[ Thursday, April 21, 2005 03:05: Message edited by: To sail the shoreless skies an come ]

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"Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft.
"I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Agent
Member # 1993
Profile #40
Wow Aran - what would we do without your trustworthy accuracy?

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Posts: 1420 | Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00
Shaper
Member # 5437
Profile #41
Amazing how so many people have posted here that I don't recognize at all. Some of the people who posted twice are familiar, but I guess it's easy to forget a single post.

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Nena
Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #42
quote:
346 5653 Drakefyre. 1 1
Imposter!

O_o;;

[ Thursday, April 21, 2005 07:33: Message edited by: Wise Man is quite the ]

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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 5566
Profile #43
quote:
Originally written by To sail the shoreless skies an come:

quote:
Originally written by hawk king:

what about me i joined halfway through march and look at my posts 166 ;)
You joined on March 1st, actually. Still, you are #11, just below the top ten, with +143 posts.

Edit:

To preclude further queries, I have uploaded the top 360 list (all posters in the last 45 days) to Polaris.

11 5566 hawk king 164 143

i'm number 11 yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

EDIT: better keep posting wouldn't want to fall behind would i :D

[ Thursday, April 21, 2005 10:24: Message edited by: hawk king ]

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Posts: 507 | Registered: Tuesday, March 1 2005 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #44
Yes you would. You also want to use more capitalization and punctuation. Remember - even communists Capitalize.

[ Thursday, April 21, 2005 12:07: Message edited by: To sail the shoreless skies an come ]

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"Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft.
"I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 5585
Profile #45
Im #43, not very good but higher on the list than I thought I would be. I'm probably not ever going to be anywhere near the top of the list, as i'm not very good at either spamming unobviously or constantly having something interesting and relevant to say. what's interesting is all the people on the list that posted less than me yet have hundreds or thousands of posts. Did a bunch of people leave just before I registered, or are there just lots of people that have been around for a long time but rarely post.

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Posts: 258 | Registered: Wednesday, March 9 2005 08:00
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #46
quote:
Originally written by hawk king:

better keep posting wouldn't want to fall behind would i :D
Stop spamming and use actual punctuation, fool.

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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Shaper
Member # 5437
Profile #47
quote:
Originally written by hawk king:

better keep posting wouldn't want to fall behind would i :D
If you post 400 “I posted again” posts it wont give many bragging rights.

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Nena
Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #48
The trick is to do it subtly. Look at Thuryl. Then again, the word "subtlety" is lost on many Spiderweb newbies.

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"Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft.
"I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
...b10010b...
Member # 869
Profile Homepage #49
Yes, there are a number of tricks one can use to post, even a low-content post, without anyone complaining. Of course, I won't share my secrets with just anyone.

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