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Apprentice
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written Saturday, November 29 2003 17:22
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How to get an old cat to accept a new kitten  because I just got a new kitten and they hate each other. Posts: 13 | Registered: Monday, September 22 2003 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Saturday, November 29 2003 18:17
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Stuff them in a box. Just kidding. I have cat problems too. -------------------- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it. Delierious? Posts: 1169 | Registered: Monday, September 23 2002 07:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Saturday, November 29 2003 18:27
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Give them time. Either they'll end up getting along better or they'll figure out how to avoid each other, and either way you're good. -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Sunday, November 30 2003 01:48
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But...wh...that was a good advice! Or at least sane! I have been spending too much time here... Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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written Sunday, November 30 2003 02:12
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I can see why Alec wanted to change his name. -------------------- I believe there are 15 747 724 136 275 002 577 105 653 961 181 555 468 044 717 914 527 116 709 366 231 425 076 185 631 031 296 protons in the universe, and the same number of electrons. -- Sir Arthur Eddington Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Sunday, November 30 2003 02:29
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Is that him? Xenerali-something Cusitura? Bears enough resemblance to G. Custer, anyway... -------------------- "And all should cry, Beware, Beware! His Flashing eyes, his Floating hair!" S. T. Coleridge --- "It is as if everyone had lost their sense Consigned themselves to downfall and decadence And a wisp it is they have chosen as their beacon." Reinhard Mey. --- Quote of the Week: "I have a high opinion of myself, which makes up for my total lack of intelligence." Anon. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Sunday, November 30 2003 06:30
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Somehow, I always recognize Alec, no matter what name changes he's gone thru. -------------------- - The Great Mister Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Sunday, November 30 2003 06:52
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I had exactly the same problem with my cats. In our case, they didnt get on because the older cat was jealous of the new kitten and didnt like all the attention the kitten got. If you try and treat both cats the same, then after a while the older cat should get used to it. -------------------- Spend your lazy, endless crazy days inside my head. Posts: 137 | Registered: Monday, June 24 2002 07:00 |
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BANNED
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written Sunday, November 30 2003 10:06
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Kill the one with the least cuteness, label it as meat, and send it to China. MAO TSE-TUNG WILL PROTECT YOU FROM CAT PROBLEMS -------------------- We're all amazed but not amused By all the things that you said you'd do. You're much concerned but not involved by Decisions that are made by you But we are sick and tired of hearing your song, Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong, 'Cause if you really want to hear our views, You haven't done nothin'. Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Sunday, November 30 2003 10:10
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*kneels down and prays* -------------------- - The Great Mister Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00 |
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Post Navel Trauma ^_^
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written Sunday, November 30 2003 10:14
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*crouches down and preys* -------------------- Grammar wenches beware: This is the house that the malt that the rat that the cat that the dog that the cow that the maiden that the man that the priest that the cock that the farmer kept waked married kissed milked tossed worried killed ate lay in. My Website desperance.net - Leave your sanity at the door Posts: 1798 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Babelicious
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written Sunday, November 30 2003 10:33
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*bends over and hurf burf* My experience with cats is that some cats will fight and fight and fight and eventually become friends (but still fight). This is more common when the ages are similar. When there's a major age difference, the best one can generally hope for is that they'll avoid each other. It's hard to make cats get along. [ Sunday, November 30, 2003 10:34: Message edited by: Ineffable Saggery ] Posts: 999 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Senile Reptile
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written Sunday, November 30 2003 13:34
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Feed one of the cats to a dog. Then feed the other one to a dog, just in case. -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 | Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Sunday, November 30 2003 13:36
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Then feed the dog to another, larger dog. And then feed the dog to your family. Claim it to be steak. Cry and scream when they notice a difference, claiming your actions have been mandated by Satan, who lives in your pantry. [ Sunday, November 30, 2003 13:37: Message edited by: USA-se Xenerali-boariku CUSITURA ] -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Sunday, November 30 2003 14:40
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Then say its an xian dog, and shoot yourself. -------------------- MDNZZZ ZMMMBIS WBLOONZ 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Sunday, November 30 2003 14:46
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Buy a Dog. They will join against the common enemy. Once they make good friends you may sell the dog. -------------------- "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying." Posts: 469 | Registered: Thursday, May 1 2003 07:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Sunday, November 30 2003 15:03
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Or, as was previosly suggested eat the dog. Then eat the cats. -------------------- Don't ask the Oracle unless you're willing to get the slurred drunken truth. Posts: 24 | Registered: Monday, November 3 2003 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Sunday, November 30 2003 15:19
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Kill the old cat. You wouldn't have gotten a kitten if you weren't tired of it anyway, you heartless bastard.  Actually I've seen this problem before, the older cat becomes hostile with its owners and shuns the kitten. If you treat them the same the older cat might still be jealous... It would be a bit like if another kid (or adult) moved into your home and took your place, and your family treated them the same as you, even though you had been there longer. Yeah, I think you screwed your older cat's life up pretty bad. Then again I am no expert. -------------------- "Wow, fish." Hahahaha, I crack myself up. Posts: 1233 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Sunday, November 30 2003 17:00
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Just remember that you're probably not going to be able to get them to stop fighting. Other than that, I suggest keeping the kitten in a room with a glass door if you have one, or at least room under the door if you do not. You should probably do this anyway to make sure there are no parasites anyway, but it will also keep them apart while allowing them to get used to each other. Well, mostly. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. Incaseofemergency,breakglass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Sunday, November 30 2003 17:56
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BUY A FERRET YOUR PROBLEMS WILL BE OVER -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Sunday, November 30 2003 18:05
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quote:Eating cats...not quite as delicious as you'd think it would be. First thing you see when you disect them...worms. Those little bacterial kind. That comes when the cat licks its fur all the time. But if you still like cat meat, which Im not saying you do, go ahead and eat. Just dont let those enviromentalist freaks find out what you're doing. -------------------- I AM TEH BOOGEYMAN CORP. -------------------- And since the stupid link won't work, I'll use this one: Chance Forums Posts: 203 | Registered: Saturday, July 19 2003 07:00 |
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Babelicious
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written Sunday, November 30 2003 18:13
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The "common enemy" trick often works rather well, too. Posts: 999 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Monday, December 1 2003 13:11
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the whole 8888 (the censorship discapitalized) situation could be avoided if shrodinger had a dog in the box. If you put a dog in a box, it will stay in the box, but with a cat.... )this post has beed foisted upon the masses by the capitalized sensor ship, USB DOGINABOKS -------------------- Tip of the Day: #13 Stand clear the closing door. That's treason. (THNIK)(Peculiar James, FP productions co, inc) Posts: 816 | Registered: Friday, October 5 2001 07:00 |