Exile games you don't want to play

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Skip to My Lou
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I was bored and thought I'd make a new topic.

Exile Games You Don't Want to Play

1. A phoenix egg toss
2. Pin the tail on Grah-Hoth
3. Hill Giant Whack-A-Human

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Goblin Cave hide-and-go seek.

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Well, my boredom thread seems to have failed horribly. Will some mod please get rid of it?

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Perhaps 'Exile Spoof Games you don't want to play' would have been a better title.

anyway:

GIFTS Pinball. (actually that sounds fun!!)
Explode-a-X. (an X?)
Hydra-Head-Lop
Waterfall Run Tied to the Bottom of the Boat.
Test Your Woodsman Skill by eating a plaid poison mushroom.
Stalk-a-Blademaster.

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No such mercy for you!

Casino Games with Rakshasi
Alien Beast Rodeo
Gazer Peek-a-boo
Spitting contests with Dark Wyrms

—Alorael, who especially recommends the latter. One game is enough to last a lifetime!

[ Wednesday, July 30, 2003 13:44: Message edited by: Alorael ]
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Which doesn't even need to be all that long.

Mmmmm. How about...

Boulder Tennis with Giants

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Any kind of drinking game involving gremlins. This might, on the other hand, be a game you WOULD want to play, if you considered the alcohol in question to be food.

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"Gazer Peek-a-boo" Rofl.

Tag with Limoncelli.

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Dunk-the-Dervish.
Haakai Hopscotch.
Troglodyte Twister.
Doomsguard Dogpile.

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Ur-Basilisk Stare-Down
Salamanders on Ice (sure to be a splash)

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How about...

Acidic Slime tag
Pet the rogue nephil
Whack-a-phoenix egg
Bad breath contests with dark wyrms
Dragon race(And you're the steed.)
Drunk Hakaai toss

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What about "Ermarian Idol"?

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Trying to figure out who has worse breath, your dog, or a gorgon.

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Crossword Puzzles with Ogres and Giants

—Alorael, who can imagine little that would be more frustrating unless it's Gymnastics Led by Vahnatai.
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probably a gorgon. Anywayz...

Throw the misfits into the portal.

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I can understand that playing crosswords with an ogre or a giant would take *very* long. But what is so horrible about Vahnatai and Gymnastics? Are they really bad at it?

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Dodgeball against Giants

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The problem is vahnatai would be very good at gymnastics. They're built to do it much better than you are. That would be much like doing a crossword puzzle as the ogre yourself.

—Alorael, who would rather not do that, either. But then, he's not a huge crossword puzzle fan. His brain doesn't quite work the right way, or he's a few IQ points short.
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How about...

Cyrohydra Snowball Fight
Hillgiant Football
Goblin Scrabble
Gremlin Monopoly

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That's strange, I thought topics like these were supposed to be entertaining. Oh hey, I've got one!

omg rooster-licking with rentar-ihrno

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please sir can i have some more ^_^


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LOL WTF

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somehow I have a feeling that one is too distrubing to think about.
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Sunbathing with Erika.
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Especially if you're Erika.

Swimming Contest with a golem - who can stay underwater the longest?

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