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| Member number | 8014 |
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| Registered | Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, May 23 2007 12:17
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The one you killed in Silvar, is the same one in Formello. The shade you haven't killed is in Almaria. [ Wednesday, May 23, 2007 12:30: Message edited by: Infernal Flamming Muffin ] -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, May 21 2007 17:19
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quote:There is something wrong there. Also, you keep commenting on how "he's not that bad" or something like that. So I put it is a quote. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, May 21 2007 16:49
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Email- andrewjacksoncarpenter@hotmail.com OS- Windows XP Exp- None (testing) Name- Andrew Carpenter Now is it good? -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. quote: Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, May 21 2007 16:43
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WTF? How did you screew (*resists laughing*) up the words? -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, May 21 2007 15:30
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So, the way this is seems very confusing. Can someone clean the windsheald? By the way, that was a dumb expression (I really meant make it clearer). I really did leave my sanity. But seriously, how exactly dies== it work? -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, May 21 2007 15:02
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Look below. [ Monday, May 21, 2007 16:50: Message edited by: Infernal Flamming Muffin ] -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. quote: Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Monday, May 21 2007 14:56
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-Human Warrior: High strength, relies on melee wepons, good endurance and dexterity, good cave/nature lore. -Slith Warrior: High strength, relies on pole wepons, good endurance and dexterity. -Nephil Archer: High dexterity, relies on archery, good endurance, not much strength, high tool use -Human mage/priest: High intelligence, relies on magic/buffing up others. My nephil is lovely in A2. Eventually I don't bother picking up any more steel arrows. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. quote: Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Sunday, May 20 2007 09:12
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This is Andrew talking, not Infernal Flamming Muffin. Iffy isn't even in school. I am. And I mean a grade higher math than my grade in school. Edit -and regular muffins are usually stupid. [ Sunday, May 20, 2007 09:13: Message edited by: Infernal Flamming Muffin ] -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Sunday, May 20 2007 08:28
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That is because I can't understand how to script. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Sunday, May 20 2007 08:22
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quote:I will help. But what do you mean by "OS"? And my email is in my profile. What level is this scenario? My adventurers are around level 42. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. quote: Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Sunday, May 20 2007 08:18
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If you are going into melee some of the time (you can't avoid it), then it would help to add to pole wepons. Add to asassination, it will help. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. quote: Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Sunday, May 20 2007 08:10
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I am actually quite intelligent. Though I am best at math (I do a grade higher math than that of my own). However, I am really weak in arm strength (Iffy makes fun of me for that, but that is constant). Okay, this conversation has gone crazy. Some random mod should go and stab this thread already (Imban will probably do it). -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Saturday, May 19 2007 11:59
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How is your progress now? Also, I just beat G4 (with a warrior). Anyway, are you thinking of shaping a drakon when you can? -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Saturday, May 19 2007 06:00
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You don't have to follow quests (except to advance the game), but it is rewarding if you do. Harvest food? Food became useless in A4. It is said that the way A5 works will be similar to that of A4. Besides, Empire soidiers won't waste time harvesting food. Crafting? Much hope. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Saturday, May 19 2007 05:39
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quote:No sex. Violence, there was that, but I probably didn't show it well. A sequel, I was thinking of that. I will go ask Iffy, who is terrorizing pedestrians (but not killing them) right as we speak. Muffins will always be among us. Beware (except Nalyd. Muffins do not think undead are tasty). -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. quote: Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Saturday, May 19 2007 05:16
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Okay...well I never knew this before. Now I do. (Yelling at me for asking this was kind of like yelling at a dog for not flushing a toilet when it does not know how) -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Friday, May 18 2007 15:38
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Okay fine, I will finish it anyway. Here is the final battle, and the Epilogue, Enjoy! The Final Battle, Chapter 7: Infernal Flaming Demon: Come, I want to kill you. Aldo: No more speaking I guess. The four adventurers get closer. Mrrrhrrr prepares the arrow with the special bow. Infernal Flaming Demon smirks. Infernal Flaming Demon: You won’t get a clear shot with that, you apricots! All of a sudden, Infernal Flamming Muffin teleports in. Infernal Flamming Muffin: I am here to kill you, brother. Aldo: I get it! I have figured it out! The two brothers fight for a while. Infernal Flamming Muffin transforms several times, but eventually he stops. The battle is crazy. The demon one fires several rays, Iffy dodges most of them. Suddenly, Infernal Flaming Demon hits a mortal blow. Infernal Flaming Demon: Ha! Once I kill these humans, I can suck in your energy! Mrrrhrrr gets a clear shot. Mrrrhrrr: NO! IT IS YOU WHO WILL DIE! Mrrrhrrr shoots him, and makes it. Aldo charges like a mad man, his brain apparently shut down most of his systems and his muscles are fully pumping. Infernal Flamming Muffin smiles. Infernal Flaming Demon: *winces with pain* I will still kill you! Infernal Flamming Muffin still smiles, then collapses. Everyone else charges. Infernal Flaming Demon brings out spells, and then switches to melee when Aldo charges at full force. Michael hastens everyone, as well as blessings. Healing comes constantly. Every once in a while, Infernal Flaming Demon creates a cloud of fire, hitting everyone except Michael. With luck, the adventurers lead Infernal Flaming Demon to being weakened on a large scale. He is too strong though, even with being severely hurt. Infernal Flamming Muffin teleports in, alive. Michael: I thought I saw his body disappear! Infernal Flamming Muffin: It is a type of teleportation. I knew how long he was going to play with me, I substitute teleported as soon as I knew he was about to make a fatal hit. Infernal Flaming Demon: SON OF A 5665{{} *G FSDG*S DNKLE$I)S KGNE*(!!!!!!!!!! Infernal Flamming Muffin swoops in, and deals the mortal blow. The room is filled with a loud shriek, causing the adventurers ears to nearly bleed. But, it is over. Infernal Flamming Muffin: He is dead. Go now; go straight to the portal from which you came. This cave will be flooded with demons soon. GO! Aldo, of course, faints. He needs to go back to digesting and other functions. Epilogue: They make it back to the portal, telling the commander first. They make it back, and of course, tell no one about it. This will be one of those “never happened” sort of things. Infernal Flamming Muffin: They are strong, for weaklings. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. quote: Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Friday, May 18 2007 14:03
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I typed it in word, there aren't many typos in this story. Spell check is supposed to be right. I have finished the story, but I don't feel like showing it now. Though, a word from the great story-god would make me post it. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. quote: Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Friday, May 18 2007 13:22
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Note that I can't just edit this on to my previous post. It makes more sense to make another posts when it comes to stories. Well, I hope this chapter is better written. Chapter 6: Infernal Flamming Muffin: Once you picked up the bow/arrow, spells could be used again there. Now, go ahead and ask questions. Aldo: How did you teleport? Infernal Flamming Muffin: I am studying magic; unfortunately it will take over ten millennia to have an amount of magic points. The amount I have now…lets me teleport. Mrrrhrrr: Why do you see us as weaker? Infernal Flamming Muffin: I am stronger. Try to kill me, and I will kill you then eat you. Aldo: Are you male of female? Infernal Flamming Muffin: I am a hermaphrodite. Michael: Why do you need us…and this bow/arrow? Infernal Flamming Muffin: You…it is complicated. As for the bow/arrow, your archer over there needs to shoot it at the demon when you have a chance. It is the ultimate Arrow of Heaven. It severely weakens any demon. Or anything that is demonic, like me for example. Michael: Is there only one of it? Infernal Flamming Muffin: Yes, it only shows itself when it really needs to. I can’t touch it because it would hurt. A lot. It will disappear when its purpose is fulfilled. Sssch: What are our exact directions? Infernal Flamming Muffin: I’m not spoon feeding you. He seems to notice something. Infernal Flamming Muffin: Ooh, my breakfast has arrived. Kill the demon muffins, they are a nuisance. Just as he said, muffins started pouring in. Infernal Flamming Muffin, and you, destroy them in a matter of minutes. Infernal Flamming Muffin: Now go away, I need rest. The four adventurers find time to rest, at the fort, and they set out. They know where the castle is, it is hard to not see the dominating fortress. It is the domain of the muffin lord. They have to force their way through the gates. *combat* 20 muffins, 2 demon muffins, 1 demon Aldo and Sssch close up the distance and hack and slash through everything. One demon muffin was stupid and died quickly. While Mrrrhrrr was pelting everything with arrows, Michael was hasting and healing everyone, but it is hard due to the fact that the demon constantly slows everyone. A few well placed arrows kill it. The adventurers have to deal with a haakai, from which a demon muffin summoned. The adventurers, however, dispatch it with minimal ease. End Combat. Once they enter, they are free to go to the center area. It is a huge room dominated by a blue-flaming demon with an arrogant expression on his face. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. quote: Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Friday, May 18 2007 12:30
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Infernal Flamming Muffin teleported and left the rift open for the adventurers to escape. As for the item, Iffy has no memory of what it looked like--the only thing he has forgotten in his long life. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. quote: Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Friday, May 18 2007 12:22
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I was just asking a simple question that most people know. I don't see how asking this was such a problem. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Thursday, May 17 2007 17:12
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Yes I do. Ed, imposters, etc. I am a regular member on here after all, and not nearly as noobish as I was on my first day here. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Thursday, May 17 2007 15:04
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You have been waiting, here it is. Chapter 5: Infernal Flamming Muffin: Go to that new fort and head east. When you reach the other side, head north and enter the first cave you see. Inside it, you will see two portals. Go to the left one, the right leads to the main part of hell. When you go through the left, you will end up in a maze. Go through it, I can't say from there. Aldo: is that all? Infernal Flamming Muffin: You should figure it out from there. Here (hands you something). You will need it. They run out. Michael, with his slight asthma, has a little trouble. Mrrrhrrr: Hey Michael, do you think we should believe it? Michael: I don’t know, ask Aldo. Aldo: Yes, I think we can trust Infernal Flaming Muffinm. Mrrrhrrr: I think it is Infernal Flamming Muffin. When they arrive at the fort, they rest and talk to the commander. They then explain everything. Commander G: (damn). Infertal Flmmin Muffy, or whatever he is seems to know more about it than us. Your new orders: follow Iffy’s orders. All: Will do sir! They set to there destination. It was, surprisingly, uneventful. They find the cave. Aldo: We should enter the right portal They enter and find a maze. Michael: FAR SIGHT! *error. Spell is of no effect*. Aldo: Why did you say that? Michael: ‘Cuz I felt like it. They enter through a series of mazes, traps, and the occasional living Twinkie. Finally they reach a room. The item Infernal Flamming Muffin gave them burned brightly. It flies away, leading them through a series of secret passages. Soon, they stop. Infernal Flamming Muffin’s item exploded. Aldo: What is that? They see an arrow, and a bow. Mrrrhrrr examines it. Mrrrhrrr: It seems to be special, lets take this to, umm, lets give him a nickname. Michael: How about Iffy? Mrrrhrrr: Okay lets take this too… But Mrrrhrrr is blocked off. An army of muffins appear. Too many to handle. Suddenly, Infernal Flamming Muffin teleports in and goes on eating the muffins. Infernal Flamming Muffin: I’m not a babysitter you weak little humans! The adventurers take this time to escape. They run into a temporary portal. Iffy goes too. They appear in Infernal Flamming Muffin’s room. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. quote: Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Thursday, May 17 2007 14:31
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Okay. I wonder if more mods are going to be added. If so, Dikiyoba for mod! -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Thursday, May 17 2007 14:17
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How exactly do you become a mod? I have been curious about this for a while. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |