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written Saturday, May 12 2007 11:58
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quote:What does that mean? -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. quote: Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Saturday, May 12 2007 11:49
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Chapters 1 and 2 have been revised some more, in which I will show you later. Now the story continues. Chapter 3: All: (censored) They all look closer, seeing shapes in the distance. Also, the portal is flickering. Michael: We can’t go back through, and we need to rest. Mrrrhrrr: Muffins, or whatever they are, aren’t chasing us, we can rest. They rest for a bit, then they went off to explore. They carefully avoid the spewing gas and lava, and they intercept 7 shapes. One of them, however, looks like a cross between a muffin and a demon. *Combat* 6 muffins 1 demon muffin Aldo: What is this! More muffins!?! Sssch: I think we found a plague. Mrrrhrrr: (purr) there is a demon like muffin Michael: As if they aren’t demon enough, they attacked us all of a sudden back there (points to portal). After the conversation, Aldo moves up and attacks a muffin. Sssch goes and strikes it too, killing it. Mrrrhrrr decides to shoot a muffin twice…there is now left 4 left. Then the four muffins attacked. The demon muffin didn’t move. Michael hastens himself, and his next turn came immediately. He used group heal, and then smite on three of the muffins. Two of them died. Aldo sliced up the last and Sssch killed the demon muffin. There was something strange about it; it looked as if it was casting something. The last muffin died and… End combat. They continue on, in the mean time killed some more muffins. They soon see a camp, and someone, one who you recognize, walks up to you. Commander G: You’re alive! I can’t believe it! Sssch: Well, this is interesting. Aldo: I guess you were sent here too. Commander G: We were ambushed into a different portal. I have more orders for you, we need to get out. Aldo: What should we do G? Commander G: Go investigate a cave south of here, there are muffins patrolling the area. We think that there is something there, a good place to start. They get rest and set out like children about to clean their rooms. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. quote: Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Saturday, May 12 2007 10:22
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Here is the revised work of Prologe, Chapter 1, and Chapter 2. Prologue: There are four adventurers. Of course, they are friends too, but that is another story. They have great skill and are called on much. And they got called on. They get a call to go arrive at Fort G to investigate something. Unfortunately, they don’t know what it is. Chapter 1: The four adventurers are just sitting around. Aldo is fast asleep. Aldo: (snore) Mrrrhrrr is just sitting around, when he gets the idea to sneak up on Aldo. Mrrrhrrr: BOO! And thus, Aldo woke up quite valiantly Aldo: AHHH! Michael: Cut it out you two Mrrrhrrr and Aldo look at Michael with a glare. Sssch, however, looks quite amused. Sssch: Why? This is entertaining. Michael: Look! We are almost there! Michael points to the fort ahead. Soon, they finally arrive at Fort G, and seeing that the name of the captain is as stupid as that of the fort. Commander G: sup Aldo, having never heard slang, looks very confused. Commander G: Well I am annoyed right now; your quarters are over there (points southeast). We will talk in the morning. BAD NIGHT! The adventurers rest up, think of events, and get equipped, though they feel a strange bizarre “pastry” like presence. They go to the commander’s office in the barracks. He is in a much better mood this morning. Commander G: I hope you rested well. I am sorry that I have dragged you into this part of Valorim, but we need you to do something. Sssch: So what do you want us to do? Commander G: Well, a few wizards were investigating a portal that appeared from the demons’ realm, when they got attacked. You can get to there by following the “stay away” signs and by going the opposite direction of the screaming people. Aldo: This is odd, what exactly… Commander G: (sigh) investigate the area. If you find anything suspicious…they just left, didn’t they. The adventurers had rushed out, eager to get this over with. Chapter 2: The adventures do both kinds of duty. They find, however, a muffin lying on the ground. It suddenly got up and went up Michael’s leg. Michael: It is biting at my leg! Aldo: I think it is a muffin! Suddenly an army of muffins teleported in and charged the unexpecting adventurers. Aldo: What the (censored)! Mrrrhrrr: This happened so sudden, there is no escape. Sssch: Of course, we could go through that portal… Michael: That is impractical! We…oof He is temporarily knocked out and easily dragged to the portal. Ouch, it burns. They come out the other end, and see a strange sight. There is lava spewing in some places and is extremely hot. Aldo: Uhh, it looks like hell, where the (censored) are we? Edit -I will have Ch 3 and 4 revised, and the rest typed. [ Saturday, May 12, 2007 11:19: Message edited by: Swashbucklery Muffin ] -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. quote: Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Saturday, May 12 2007 09:14
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Interestingly enough, I am laughing when reading the posts you guys just made. quote:The adventurers don't know why, but they will find out eventually. But since I have to do more revising, you will have to wait. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. quote: Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Friday, May 11 2007 18:06
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Okay, I will try even harder. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. quote: Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Friday, May 11 2007 17:18
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I would if I could. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. quote: Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Friday, May 11 2007 17:13
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Play the Avernum series and then the Geneforge series in order. That is all I can give you now. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Friday, May 11 2007 16:32
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What I meant was that where in that mansion is it. It appears in at least two different places. (transforms into Excalibur, eat pie, and changes back) -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. quote: Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Friday, May 11 2007 16:24
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Interesting. I see how that would work. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Friday, May 11 2007 16:21
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Edit -Revisions are down the list. This will burn your eyes. After ADoS spammed my last thread on this, and got it locked, I have started on improvements. Note that I will show the chapters bit by bit. Here is the charater detail and Chapter 1! Enjoy! Main Character detail: Aldo- human-very skilled in melee, strongest of group, good endurance Sssch- slith-very skilled in pole, strong, high endurance Mrrrhrrr- nephil-very skilled in archery, little melee, very fast, high endurance Michael- human-very skilled in mage/priest spells, weak, never goes into battle (much) Prologue: There are four adventurers. They have great skill and are called on much. And they got called on. They arrive at Fort G to investigate something. Well, WHAT IS IT! Chapter 1: Aldo: (snore) Mrrrhrrr: BOO! Aldo: AHHH! Michael: Cut it out you two Sssch: Why? This is entertaining. Michael: Look! We are almost there! They finally arrive at Fort G, and seeing that the name of the captain is as stupid as that of the fort. Commander G: sup Aldo: ? Commander G: Well, your quarters are over there (points southeast). We will talk in the morning. The adventurers rest up and get equipped, though they feel a strange bizarre “pastry” like presence. Commander G: I hope you rested well. Sssch: So what do you want us to do. Commander G: Well you need to inv… Aldo: AHH! I need to go REAL bad. Michael: I thought this was a blades scenario… Commander G: (irritated) Just go to the damn place...over there (points southeast). Just follow the "stay away" signs. Aldo: This is odd, what exactly… Commander G: (sigh) investigate the area. If you find anything suspicious…they just left, didn’t they. No duh smart one. ------------------------ Note that this is the beginning. Like any story, they start out boring then get interesting. Ouch, it looked longer as I was typing it. ;) Edit -since Ch2 is so short, I will just put it here. Chapter 2: They go and follow the signs. Sssch: *rap* Mrrrhrrr: *rap* Michael: do do do do do do, duty! Aldo: a BIRD!!! But their humor is… disturbing. You don’t need to read that part. Of course, they reach their destination…a…muffin? Michael: It is biting at my leg! Aldo: It looks like a muffin! They soon see a horde of muffins. They are now in between the strange portal and the muffins. Aldo: What the (censored) Mrrrhrrr: This happened so sudden, there is no escape. Sssch: Of course, we could go through that portal… Michael: That is impractical! We…oof He is easily dragged to the portal. Ouch, it burns. They come out the other end, and see a strange sight. Aldo: Uhh, it looks like hell. [ Wednesday, May 16, 2007 16:44: Message edited by: Infernal Flamming Muffin ] -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. quote: Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Thursday, May 10 2007 17:36
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Who says he is shaper :P Edit -drayks are good too. [ Thursday, May 10, 2007 17:38: Message edited by: Swashbucklery Muffin ] -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Thursday, May 10 2007 17:35
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I guess he got attached to his fyora just like me. Trust me, you will need to get rid of him (I know it is hard). That is, when you know how to make a drayk. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Thursday, May 10 2007 17:30
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Here. Look down the list a bit for "Eight Artifacts". [ Thursday, May 10, 2007 17:31: Message edited by: Swashbucklery Muffin ] -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Thursday, May 10 2007 17:27
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Something tells me that he hasn't gone to the second map. You will get it, now stop trying to kill them and continue with the story. When you are ready, head back. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Thursday, May 10 2007 17:23
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I think you mean warrior. It is not impossible...have 2(3) drayks. And use blessing magic, and healing. I used warrior too. And in the next room is an old golem with different layers. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Thursday, May 10 2007 17:18
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Check my edit above (note that it was not mean). And you shall find out...if you beat the soul thingys. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Thursday, May 10 2007 17:13
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Do what Nalyd said. But to clear it up more... If you get both of them, lets say, to 275HP, they will not be able to go above that. Also, when you beat them and continue on he he... Edit -umm. TO LONG?!? Can you not heal? Have you avoided Monarch?!? You shouldn't be complaining about "too long". If you think that is too long, check out the next surprize...he he. Oh- ;) . Now that was friendly. [ Thursday, May 10, 2007 17:17: Message edited by: Swashbucklery Muffin ] -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Thursday, May 10 2007 13:11
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Well, back to the topic (and I was tempted to do a "celebration" topic with this post). Edit: considering the fact that this is post 500. I have only played Pure Rebel, and I am close to beating G4 (haven't had much time). [ Thursday, May 10, 2007 13:13: Message edited by: An Iffy Muffin ] -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, May 9 2007 14:28
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Check ET's post, minimod. :P -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, May 9 2007 14:13
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No one can take a joke. [ Thursday, May 10, 2007 13:09: Message edited by: An Iffy Muffin ] -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, May 9 2007 12:59
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There is no forum 8-12. Edit -or 16. [ Wednesday, May 09, 2007 13:02: Message edited by: An Iffy Muffin ] -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, May 9 2007 12:35
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Grrrrrr... You always start as adventurers in the Avernum series, and you always will. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, May 9 2007 12:30
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quote:*sigh* She did not mean that. Also, if it never turns hostile besides attacking it friendly, you probably aren't going to kill it. Talking can be a rewarding experience, as someone just said. Also, do this. Save first (of course). Then kill the maid. Then reload. Edit -where is the ghost and...typo [ Wednesday, May 09, 2007 12:32: Message edited by: An Iffy Muffin ] -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. quote: Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, May 9 2007 12:25
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Well when I was making the options, I made four. Then I made a fifth and forgot the "choose 5" thing. Also, if you didn't have fun, why would you vote? -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. My brother tried to type something here. I just erased it. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, May 9 2007 12:21
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Oh get over it! Everyone does, even me. -------------------- I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity. Muffins n' Hell. Note that revisions of the first part is down the list. Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00 |