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I single Aran out due to his nasty temperment, and his superior intellect.

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Originally written by 5x5:

Wikipedia disagrees, and Google has an interesting debate on whether the angel was Nephi or Moroni.

—Alorael, who doesn't know enough about the Book of Mormon to comment usefully.

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Originally written by The Almighty Doer of Stuff:

Iaqqy Nem Yaer!

My mother has a compost pile next to her garden in the back yard. Sometimes we find various forms of squash or potatoes growing out of it. One year, my mother was growing zucchini, and it ended up interbreeding with the pumpkins that started growing out of the compost pile (from the Halloween pumpkin seeds). We ended up with this vegetable that looked like a gigantic zucchini, but when we cut it open, the inside was orange. We called it a pumpkini. It was tasty. Unfortunately, it was so big that it got moldy after we had eaten only half of it, so we had to throw the other half away.

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Originally written by Student of Trinity:

Hey, if you can do such a good chromosome, can't you make Alorael's sniper rifle look more intimidating?

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Originally written by Eldibs:

Goog thing my sanity jar is unbreakable, and can only be open by someone with my DNA who knows the password.

*pulls out a banana cutter and some turtle soup noodles*

Bring 'em on!

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