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where does spam go...? in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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quote:
Originally posted by el presidente:
Where do bad threads go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly.
They go to the lake of fire and fry
Don't see 'em again 'til the Fourth of July.

Now spammers howl
and spammers moan
and look for a dry place to call their own
And try to find somewhere to rest their bones
'fore Drakey and UA fight to make them their own.

Where do bad threads go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly.
They go to the lake of fire and fry
Don't see 'em again 'til the Fourth of July.

--with apologies to Meat Puppets

WTF

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where does spam go...? in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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I'd suggest that we stuff spam down your throat, but the semen leaves little room for it.

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Because so many people do this.... in General
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Hurry, they might delete this! in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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I'm sure Alorael will have a heart attack when he sees this thread.

He takes things a bit too seriously. :(

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Hurry, they might delete this! in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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Saunders is tempermanently gone. Shrodinger, Drakefyre, and Alorael (?) all have lives outside of Spiderweb.

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Hurry, they might delete this! in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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Needs more yaoi.

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HABBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! in General
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quote:
Originally posted by Zephyr Tempest, The Mindwarrior:
At Habbo hotel, how do I repeat messages?
I haven't figured out how yet.

[ Friday, May 09, 2003 14:02: Message edited by: Vladimir Scorpius ]

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ATTENTION ORDER MAGE in General
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...

Why did I make this topic?

Oh right. Alcohol.

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ATTENTION ORDER MAGE in General
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I like how blood is coming out of Order Mage's head.

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ATTENTION ORDER MAGE in General
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You don't seem to get it, d00d. Stop creating topics. Just reply to ones made by people who know what they're doing.

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HABBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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quote:
Originally posted by wychwenthal:
Scorp, do you write under the nom de plume X-1?
Yes. Yes I do.

Anyway, it costs money to buy furniture for the Spiderweb room...but I'm getting someone to hook me up.

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HABBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! in General
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If you haven't tried Habbo Hotel yet, you can play it for free at www.habbohotel.com

It's basically a chat program crossed with The Sims. And don't listen to homos like Alec/Feran/Imban. It's actually fun!

I took screenshots of me and my friends. I'm thinking of creating a room for Spiderweb fans. Actually, I *have* created a room for Spiderweb fans. It's called "The Spiderweb", but it currently lacks furniture.

http://www.liferpg.com/habbo.jpg
http://www.liferpg.com/habbo2.jpg
http://www.liferpg.com/habbo3.jpg

(Note: the server has been slow lately due to its rampant popularity. You may have trouble logging in.)

[ Wednesday, May 07, 2003 17:26: Message edited by: Vladimir Scorpius ]

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Thyron IV Concept RP in General
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quote:
Originally posted by Lord Lone Flame:
Someone get me a Dr Pepper and something to get rid of my headache, so I can finish reading the first post of this topic.
That was worse than tl, dr.

Oh, and tl, dr.

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Publicly displayed names in General
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quote:
Originally posted by Smiler (::
I'm called Rosy by my friends because Rose is my middle name, and the cat part is due to the fact that Rosylizard is just slightly weirder than I usually like to be thought of as being. Also, I like nephilim more than sliths.

Smiler? See my sig.

And my real name is Alexander Kryas.

It's spelled Kyras.

Also...

[i]WHAT[/i]

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Thyron IV Concept RP in General
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quote:
Originally posted by Red Scare:
[This contained every word of TM's post. Deleted to save on scrolling time.]
tl, dr

[ Tuesday, May 06, 2003 14:10: Message edited by: Alorael ]

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Got any suggestions in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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Wasn't that the sitcom about the two gay roommates?

Anyway, there's only one true epic song.

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IT'S HAMMERTIME

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Release dates... in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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quote:
Originally posted by iDavid:
Don't make me. :P

Oh yeah, and how can any PC user complain about Mac versions coming out first? Considering how many companies either don't make a Mac version at all or put it out a year or two later, you shouldn't be complaining...

tl, dr

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Release dates... in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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I can take you all.

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Publicly displayed names in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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[ Monday, May 05, 2003 13:44: Message edited by: Vladimir Scorpius ]

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"Georgians Plan Whites-Only Prom Party" in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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quote:
Originally posted by ef:
Touch is the socalled 'primary sensory awareness'. It is the first sensory awareness a babe has to experience to develop a 'feeling of identity'. Babes, who are not touched, die. Babes, who are not touched often enough, have difficulties later on to feel themselves. They grow into children who do not know how to draw a line, they cannot feel themselves and their own needs clearly. There are whole bunches of therapists working with such children, trying to help them.

Touch reaches more than the skin. If we can open to it, it touches us deeply.

ef? I want you to look at your keyboard. There's a cord coming out of it. Follow the cord to the back of your computer.

Now unplug it.

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Drakefyre, I demand you to ban yourself.. in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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HAST DU ETWAS ZEIR FüR MICH!!!!!
DANN SINGE ICH EIN LIED FUER DICH!!!!!
VON 99 LUFTBALLONS!!!!!
AUF IHREM WEG ZUM HORIZONT!!!!!
DENKST DU VIELLEICHT GRAD' AN MICH!!!!!
DANN SINGE ICH EIN LIED FUER DICH!!!!!
VON 99 LUFTBALLONS!!!!!
UND DASS SOWAS VON SOWAS KOMMT!!!!!

99 LUFTBALLONS!!!!!
AUF IHREM WEG ZUM HORIZONT!!!!!
HIELT MAN FUER UFOs AUS DEM ALL!!!!!
DARUM SCHICKTE EIN GENERAL!!!!!
EINE FLIEGERSTAFFEL HINTERHER!!!!!
ALARM ZU GEBEN, WENN ES SO WAR!!!!!
DABEI WAR DA AM HORIZONT!!!!!
NUR 99 LUFTBALLONS!!!!!

99 DUESENJAEGER!!!!!
JEDER WAR EIN GROSSER KRIEGER!!!!!
HIELTEN SICH FUER CAPTAIN KIRK!!!!!
DAS GAB EIN GROSSES FEUERWERK!!!!!
DIE NACHBARN HABEN NICHTS GERAFFT!!!!!
UND FUEHLTEN SICH GLEICH ANGEMACHT!!!!!
DABEI SCHOSS MAN AM HORIZONT!!!!!
AUF 99 LUFTBALLONS!!!!!

99 KRIEGSMINISTER!!!!!
STREICHHOLZ UND BENZINKANISTER!!!!!
HIELTEN SICH FUER SCHLAUE LEUTE!!!!!
WITTERTEN SCHON FETTE BEUTE!!!!!
RIEFEN: KRIEG UND WOLLTEN MACHT!!!!!
MANN, WER HAETTE DAS GEDACHT!!!!!
DASS ES EINMAL SOWEIT KOMMT!!!!!
WEGEN 99 LUFTBALLONS!!!!!


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Drakefyre, I demand you to ban yourself.. in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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(And by best, I mean worst)

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Drakefyre, I demand you to ban yourself.. in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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This is the best thread ever.

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"Georgians Plan Whites-Only Prom Party" in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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Once again, SMoE, living in a small town doesn't justify racism. I live 1 1/2 hours from the nearest large city, but I don't chain black people to the back of my pickup and drag them around until they're dead.

Face it, SMoE. Of all the "civilized" countries, yours has the highest level of racism. By far. No one here will dispute that.

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