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Oh man...CHECK YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGES, PEOPLE! in General
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I just sent you one, BanjoMan.

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Oh man...CHECK YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGES, PEOPLE! in General
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Private messages don't require e-mail. You just need to check your profile every now and then.

And if people don't check their profile, then they won't see the messages.

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Oh man...CHECK YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGES, PEOPLE! in General
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A lot of forums have notifications of private messages. We could use something like that here.

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Happy Easter. in General
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quote:
Originally posted by Realism.or.Death:
I'll go back to lurk, for now.
Please do.

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Happy Easter. in General
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quote:
Originally posted by Realism.or.Death:
quote:
Tee hee.. Listen, you prissy little sap. You weren't "stating your opinions". You told me to remove it.

And like Ikari said, although post counts aren't important after 100, when someone who barely uses the board starts demanding that people bend to his will for his "convenience", then there's a problem
No, I _asked_ you to remove it. That's why I said "please". I hope that this issue is now settled.

OTOH, you are now _insulting_ me, and say that you have a right to do so, because my postcount is under 100.

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Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00
Happy Easter. in General
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quote:
Originally posted by Realism.or.Death:
Yes, I'm very sorry for not spamming every thread I've read, I didn't knew it was a requirement here...

No, really, is it?

EDIT: To be more precise, do I get punished if I don't make ~300 posts in the following 5 days? Is the postcount a clear indication of the "coolness" of a poster?

Tee hee.. Listen, you prissy little sap. You weren't "stating your opinions". You told me to remove it.

And like Ikari said, although post counts aren't important after 100, when someone who barely uses the board starts demanding that people bend to his will for his "convenience", then there's a problem.

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Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00
Happy Easter. in General
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In a ten-month period you've made 17 posts. It doesn't look like my banner would affect you very much.

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[ Monday, April 21, 2003 10:52: Message edited by: Vladimir Scorpius ]

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Happy Easter. in General
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quote:
Originally posted by Associate of Thurston Moore:
You'll only get non sequitur pictures, spam and snootiness.
In no particular order!

Also, Feran just told me over AIM what TM did before Easter. All I have to say is: [i]AHHHHHHHHHH.[/i]

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Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00
Happy Easter. in General
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No. Besides, everyone I've spoken to so far likes it. I'm not going to let someone with 16 posts tell me what's "dumb".

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ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur
Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00
Happy Easter. in General
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I refer to AIDS, not overpopulation. In some parts of Africa, half the population has contracted HIV.

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[ Monday, April 21, 2003 07:04: Message edited by: Vladimir Scorpius ]

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ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur
Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00
Happy Easter. in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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Profile Homepage #26
quote:
Originally posted by X:
I'm waiting for Scorp's take on lust next: 'How can you indulgence your vile bodies with such profligacy when there are sex-starved people in the world?' 'Organise an aid mission', I say. :P
Perhaps you can't appreciate the severity of a world without birth control.

Which I find amusing, since Africa isn't that far away.

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[ Monday, April 21, 2003 05:05: Message edited by: Vladimir Scorpius ]

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Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00
Happy Easter. in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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Fine. Be a Diet Coke Christian. It's not like we don't have enough as it is.

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ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur
Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00
Happy Easter. in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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I'm not sure which branch of Christianity you follow, but gluttony is most certainly a Deadly Sin.

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ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur
Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00
Happy Easter. in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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ef is right, Johnnyfeds. You see, on Easter, all the poor, starving people disappear into an interdimensional vortex. So you don't have to feel bad about stuffing yourself while others wither into skeletons in some diseased hellhole.

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Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00
Palm Sunday in General
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Being dragged off to church. Or was that yesterday? Time has been flying.

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Crossfire in General
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It's more of a "hypothetical" thing. We won't actually be having the debates. We have gazillions already. :rolleyes:

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Crossfire in General
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Although CNN's Crossfire hurts my head, which forumers would you like to see in a 2-on-2 Crossfire-style debate on the topics of:

1) The welfare system
2) The legalization of marijuana
3) Everyone's favourite manchild, Iraq
4) Morality
5) Jam versus jelly

(Four people for each topic)

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Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00
Test for internal service errors in Tech Support
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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Profile Homepage #1
Ooh, it's working again.

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ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur
Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00
Test for internal service errors in Tech Support
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
Member # 314
Profile Homepage #0
TEST

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ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur
Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00
The meaning of life. in General
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Well, darling...a group of gods on Mount Olympus makes for some great stories, as do all the other primitive belief systems, but they lack a little thing called "veracity".

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ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur
Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00
The meaning of life. in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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quote:
Originally posted by ef:
Have the old tribes led idle lives? I don't think so. Yet their beliefs and myths and tales were richly embroidered, colourful tapestries that grounded their lives and gave them meaning.
Unfortunately their "tapestries" were all style and no substance.

I like my meaning to have truth. Not just mythological mumbo-jumbo.

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Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00
The meaning of life. in General
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Although you can give and take a little when translating from Russian to English, I've seen some way off ones.

Also, you suck, Alec.

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[ Friday, April 11, 2003 15:10: Message edited by: Vladimir Scorpius ]

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Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00
The meaning of life. in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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That whole "42" thing is so overused. It's almost as bad as that Stalin (mis)quotation that everyone sticks in their sig.

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Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00
Hybrids Anonymous or How to Differentiate an Opaki from a Choirboy in General
SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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quote:
Originally posted by Lt. Sullust:
Sliths require pools of water in order to breed.
Sounds like my next-door neighbours.

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ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur
Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00
Gah in General
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quote:
Originally posted by Urban Wise Man:
ha ha. Scorp, that was COLD, yo.

now, how come Dave hasn't thought of Miss David yet?

Because we'd rather keep our gorge levels down.

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