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Displayed name | Vladimir Scorpius |
Member number | 314 |
Title | SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!! |
Postcount | 554 |
Homepage | http://www.omgjeremy.com/ |
Registered | Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Saturday, May 17 2003 16:02
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Two. (I like the way you think. :banana:) -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Saturday, May 17 2003 15:02
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I've made a really really minor change. How bout instead...we use it to confine LF. This could be the only forum he's allowed to post in. We can laugh at him like a caged mizzonkey. -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Saturday, May 17 2003 14:27
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Way to kill the concept. No, not like Miscellaneous. Because only a few types of topics would be allowed. The idea is to reduce server load while at the same time cleansing General of mind-numbing garbage. -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Saturday, May 17 2003 14:23
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I'd like to see a new all-purpose forum to hold all the crap that currently fills General. This would be: 1) Introductions (in a single thread titled "Introduce Yourself") 2) Name Changes (in a single thread titled "Call Me Bwana") 3) Returning Members and Leaving Members (in a single thread titled "Now You See Me/Now You Don't") 4) Possibly RPs, so I don't have to look at them any more It saves space by converging several trillion threads into only a few. Death to off-topic posts (i.e. "lol my new name is Kafka McSocrates LOOK AT ME I'M SMART", "OMG WHAT A GREAT NAME WHERE DID YOU COME UP WITH IT", "lol I heard it at school once") Just state your business and shut up. MAKE USE OF HEADERS TO INSTRUCT PEOPLE OF THE R00LZ SO THEY AREN'T ALL LIKE "WUT DO I DO IN TIHS FORAM??????" :lightbulb: -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Saturday, May 17 2003 12:12
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quote:When a mod and administrator answer someone's questions, there is NO REASON to make a half-assed attempt of answering them yourself. :monocle: -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Saturday, May 17 2003 12:04
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quote:+ ABUSA OF DA POST-EDITNG POW3R LOLOLOLOL -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Saturday, May 17 2003 09:16
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quote:Maybe we should stop assuming that people read the CoC. PS - here's the CoC after being run through an AOL-translator. It made me lololol. quote: -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Friday, May 16 2003 16:48
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This thread has already started off wonderfully. At any rate, those quotes look...MADE UP! -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Thursday, May 15 2003 16:33
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But thanks for the suggestion, Zephyr. -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Thursday, May 15 2003 14:59
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omg the american govurnment is planning to kill thousands of its citizenz -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Thursday, May 15 2003 13:24
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I think we're all stupider having read Fire's post. -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, May 14 2003 17:48
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WHY. WON'T. YOU. CHOKE. AND. DIE? -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, May 14 2003 15:02
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quote: quote: quote:I guess I'm just an illiterate hick. You know what, Alec? If you don't have the guts to belittle people in real life, don't bother doing it behind the safety of a computer screen. And if you don't can't participate in a discussion without being juvenile, no matter how what the topic may be, don't even bother replying in the first place. -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Wednesday, May 14 2003 13:15
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quote: -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, May 13 2003 16:40
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Actually, I have several questions about planes flying into skyscrapers. Why did the United States Air Force fail to scramble interceptor jets — in defiance of all long-standing rules and well-established practice — for almost two hours after it was known that an unprecedented four planes had been hijacked? How could the world's most powerful military fail to react throughout a prolonged, horrifying attack on the financial and political capitals of the nation? How did the FBI know the exact identities of the hijackers within 24 hours of the attacks? If their files were so readily to hand, why hadn't they been apprehended earlier? After all, several conscientious FBI agents had raised the alarm about a number of known Al Qaeda sympathizers at U.S. flight schools, and had been ignored. Why did Donald Rumsfeld call for a war on Iraq (not Afghanistan) the morning after the Saudi hijackers had accomplished their attack? Why did the two squadrons of fighter jets at Andrews Air Force base, 19 kilometres from Washington, not zoom into action to defend the White House, one of their primary tasks? Why did George Bush sit for half an hour in a Florida classroom, listening to a girl talk about her pet goat, after his chief of staff told him about the second plane? For that matter, why did he pretend that he first learned of the attacks in that classroom, when he had actually been briefed as he left his hotel that morning? Why has there been no public investigation into the billions of dollars "earned" by insider trading of United and American Airlines stock before 9/11? I don't think these questions have been answered yet. -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, May 13 2003 13:57
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Eh, it's still better than Nightcrawler rapefic, and Harry Potter sneezefic. COMBINED. -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 17:30
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Okay, NOW it's getting locked. :P -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 17:19
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Meh. www.OMGJeremy.com We have weekly articles, reviews, and stories, a large forum, our own radio station, free games from Totally Screwed Software that you can't download anywhere else, an online clothing and merchandise store, and a webcomic drawn by our very own internet grrrrl, Amanda. (WARNING: THIS SITE IS NOT SAFE FOR SCHOOL/WORK, YOUNGER CHILDREN, RELIGIOUS PEOPLE, AND THOSE WITH HEART CONDITIONS) EDIT: I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH [ Sunday, May 11, 2003 17:25: Message edited by: Vladimir Scorpius ] -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 17:11
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It's not, you prissy little sap. -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 16:12
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This thread has been deemed unfit to live by the Official Bureau of Interweb Forums. [ Sunday, May 11, 2003 16:16: Message edited by: Vladimir Scorpius ] -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 15:45
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quote:Actually, it would mean that KAORU + HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT = ALEC. Which is far...far...worse. -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 12:27
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quote:We're still stuck with the same problem. It should be that Saunders is the root of evil. -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 12:21
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Yes, but SCORPIUS = DRUNK OFF HIS ASS Therefore 1000 can equal 0. Anyway...I *KNOW* there's a way to prove that Saunders = evil. I just haven't found it yet. Maybe someone else can have a go. -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 12:05
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SHINJI + KAORU = AHH (1) SHINJI + ROBOTS = EVANGELION (2) ALEC + EVANGELION = HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT (3) Substituting 3 into 2, we get: SHINJI + ROBOTS = HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT - ALEC (4) Substituting 4 into 1, we get: HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT - ALEC - ROBOTS + KAORU = AHH (5) Re-arranging we get: KAORU + HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT = ALEC + ROBOTS + AHH (6) But ROBOTS + AHH = GUNDAM WING (7) And GUNDAM WING = HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT (8) Therefore, substituting (7) and (8) into (6), we get: KAORU + HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT = ALEC + HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT (9) Cancelling out HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT, we find that: ALEC = KAORU (10) (But we already knew that.) Now I shall prove that SAUNDERS is a subset of EVIL. POWER = CORRUPTION (1) CORRUPTION = EVIL (2) POWER x 1000 = LIGHTNING (3) 1000 = VETERAN (4) VETERAN = LONE FLAME (5) LONE FLAME = LIGHTNING/POWER (6) But LONE FLAME = 0 (7). Therefore LIGHTNING must be 0 as well. Using the assumption that 1000 = 0, we can show that POWER can be values other than zero, thus enabling LIGHTNING/POWER to be defined. Since SAUNDERS != 0, SAUNDERS is a subset of POWER. And thus she is a subset of CORRUPTION, and lastly a subset of EVIL. Later on I'll prove that LIMIT(X -> INFINITY) X = ALORAEL'S POST COUNT. (EDIT: Personally, I thought evil would be a subset of Saunders.) [ Sunday, May 11, 2003 12:09: Message edited by: Vladimir Scorpius ] -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 11:19
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quote:Example 1 - I am going to hurl. Example 2 - You know, I am going to hurl. -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |