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"Sam sat propped against the stone, his head dropping sideways and his breathing heavy. In his lap lay Frodo's head"
-- Lord of the Rings

Just curious, has anyone else noticed the strong innuendo behind this? It causes me to run in great fear and terror.

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You are definately not alone. I have also seen a picture of this event. And I don't want to live any longer.

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Hm. I think you are reading into the text more than was written there. Go away and get some nice clean pain, both of you!

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It is just a quotation from one of my favourite books. I suggest that you read it.

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Enchantment of Snow

*runs screaming*

MODEDIT : This link is not safe for school/work, small children, or anyone offended by slash. However, plenty of warning is given, so misclicks won't be fatal.

...on Feran's insistence, I must note however that despite this, the story is still good.

[ Tuesday, May 13, 2003 09:55: Message edited by: Imban ]

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Cheers. Good link.

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That was a lot better than I expected it to be.

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I am not going to comment on his enjoying that. Well, on second thought, the story was overall not too bad, I suppose, except for the fact that homosexual intercourse is not generally accepted in today's society.

[ Tuesday, May 13, 2003 06:16: Message edited by: Feran ]

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I do think Tolkien was writing in more innocent (pre-Profumo) times for a more innocent audience.
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The quote is, of course, taken horribly out of context.

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Hrm, I don't know that I liked that story too much. maybe it's just that even though there's plenty of Sam/Frodo innuendo, I've never been able to picture them together.

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Tolkien was the product of a far more repressed time. He probably couldn't even see the innuendo present.

—Alorael, who could also interpret the quote as a Freudian insertion due to the aforementioned repression. But that is unnecessary, is it not?
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Eh, it's still better than Nightcrawler rapefic, and Harry Potter sneezefic. COMBINED.

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I liked the story. It was much better than that Digimon stuff that Imban posts, but not nearly as funny :P

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What's wrong with slash? I happen to think there's quite a bit of Sam/Frodo innuendo in the trilogy, and that it was intentional.

Oscar Wilde had to disguise his homosexual innuendo in stories so that stupid people who condemn homosexuality without knowing anything about it wouldn't get it and arrest him (although they did, eventually...) Perhaps it was the same with Tolkien, but he was simply better at hiding it? After all, it's being said nowadays that Tolkien and C.S. Lewis were more than just friends...it's a possibility, no?

Or maybe I am reading too much into it, and Sam and Frodo's relationship is perfectly platonic. It's entertaining for people like me who enjoy slash to think it's something more, though, which is why I do it.

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Anything is possible. Then again, Tolkien was a devout Catholic and probably viewed homosexuality negatively. If he was gay himself, any reference to it in his works is almost certainly accidental. And if he was and didn't know, then it's the Freudian slips!

—Alorael, who also has to say that he has seen worse NC-17 fanfiction as well. At least it was written by someone who is familiar with the basic workings of the English language and the meaning of capitalization.
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No, you're just horny, I'm sorry. Don't play with Daddy's viagra, ok honey?

[Edit:] This was pointed towards RoR, but Alorael can take some too if he wants.

[ Wednesday, May 14, 2003 12:54: Message edited by: Feran ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Feran:
No, you're just horny, I'm sorry. Don't play with Daddy's viagra, ok honey?
That aint viagra thats their normal state...

what is the context that the quote came from? I love that book but I cant remember where that happaned.

I think they were running away from something/someone, as always in that book, and found a place to rest, not do you know what!

And also, talking about Lord Of The Rings, the movies aren't half bad (so far...).

[EDIT:] who's RoR?

[ Wednesday, May 14, 2003 14:10: Message edited by: FireDrakeofIce and Necromancy ]

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Rider of Rohan... Mourning for the Marchwarden... Little Miss Agoraphobia... Teh Grammar Wench... yeah. Her.

Anyway, those two aren't gay, ok? The book was written at a time when men wore short shorts and tight shirts, and when people didn't hear some oy say "Hi" to another and automatically yell, "Eww, you're gay!" You people are either a) paranoid (see above) or b) trying to prove that since Frodo likes to pack fudge, it's ok if you do as well.

I'm kidding. Somewhat.

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Are you being deliberately dense, or do you not realise the difference between homosexual innuendo, and actual homosexuality?
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It's wishful thinking.

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