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The Mountain of Shadows RP in General
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Soon after Caecus started searching for Cyrus, he percieved him jumping down the well to get some rest. Not wanting to disturb his rest, Caecus went back to the tavern.

Things seemed to have calmed down in the tavern. Caecus percieved that a shadow elf was in the tavern. The runes on his longswords whispered to him. "She has encountered the shadows," they whispered. Since Caecus was not paying attention to his surroundings, he bumped into a drunk bar patron. One of his swords fell on the ground, sheath and all. Part of the blade was exposed.

"Do not let that human touch me!" it whispered to Caecus. He quickly picked it up. "I'm sorry, I'll pay attention next time," Caecus quicklly stated. He went back into his dark corner and ordered another ale.

OOC: I forgot to mention two things earlier:
1. Only Caecus may take off his armor easily.
2. The only openings in his armor are the eye slots.

[ Monday, August 01, 2005 17:21: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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The Mountain of Shadows RP in General
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OOC: Well, if Arachnid does not want to be kidnapped, then I have nothing to have here. Sorry.

I think this post should be deleted.

[ Monday, August 01, 2005 17:25: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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The Mountain of Shadows RP in General
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OOC: It has been a while since an RP has formed. I
guess I shall join, if that is okay.

IC:
All the people in the bar were still scared even after Cyrus had left. All except one man in the corner named Caecus.

"An undead warrior lucky enough to keep his body?" he pondered.
He looked around the room, but to no avail. He was
completely blind. Instead he examined the bar with his mind, peering at the souls of all the people
shaking and muttering (he can't read minds). Many were talking of hunting down and killing Cyrus.

He lifted his mug of ale up, and then lifted his
helmet up a bit and poured the ale in. He did this
just to look...normal.

He then walked out of the bar and went behind it. His plate armor clanked all the way there. He used his mind to see if anyone was around. He was alone. He bent over to make all the ale move into his helmet. He then took it off and stood back up. He didn't take his helmet off his head, because his head was still buried along with the rest of his body. He then proceeded to pour the ale on the ground. After putting his helmet back on(and thus solidifying his entire armor again), he moved to follow Cyrus.

OOC: Caecus(Latin for hidden) was a spirit inhabiting his old armor he had in life. He can be as tall as he wanted, but the plate armor he wore was 6 ft 2in tall and dark grayish-blue. His helmet had a crest adorning its top.He wielded twin longswords inscribed with runes (supposedly to make him immortal, but you can guess how that turned out)that glowed a bright blue in the dark.
He also had a bright silvery cape.

He is defeatable in combat. All you have to do is hit him hard enough to knock a piece of armor off, then his armor will collapse and his spirit will be stunned. His armor will then have to be put back together (it takes a long time for him to do it himself). The only way to blind him is to use mind-numbing magic. And, being a spirit, he can be banished. But to keep him banished forever, his swords must be broken. Otherwise magic can easily return him. Striking at his spirit will take a long time to banish him with non-enchanted weapons, even if you can find his barely-visible form.

Does he seem a bit overpowered? And I apologize if this post was too long.

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I have to admit... in General
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Profile #14
Welcome back, MSW. It has been a long time since I have seen you post. I hope you enjoy your stay!

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hi in General
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Profile #95
quote:
Originally written by Albus Dumbledore:

quote:
Originally written by Zephyr Tempest:

quote:
Originally written by Lady Davida:

Zephyr, are you returning, or have you been here all along? I thought you'd left...

Alex, thank you for making this one of the best Welcome topics I've ever seen.

I have been lurking frequently for about a year, waiting for my title to be restored.

Apparently, you are the first member that Canning has ever been an effective tool against.

It's hardly a part of why I almost never post.

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hi in General
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Profile #86
quote:
Originally written by Lady Davida:

Zephyr, are you returning, or have you been here all along? I thought you'd left...

Alex, thank you for making this one of the best Welcome topics I've ever seen.

I have been lurking frequently for about a year, waiting for my title to be restored.

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hi in General
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Profile #15
Welcome, Grape Slime! I hope you enjoy you stay here. And watch out for the Albino Beeping Tigers!

*BEEP*

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

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Can anyone figure out this riddle? in General
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Profile #88
quote:
Originally written by Spring:

quote:
Originally written by Zephyr Tempest:

Here is another riddle:
If you have too much of me, you will never be born.
But if you have none of me, apart your life will be torn.

Correct.

For your riddle, is the answer air?


Air fits the second line, but not the first.

It is incorrect.

My computer will have to be turned off very soon. I will probably be gone until Wednesday or Thursday. :(

Goodbye for now.

[ Monday, July 18, 2005 19:01: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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Can anyone figure out this riddle? in General
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Profile #82
quote:
Originally written by Slp006:


quote:

Here is another riddle:
If you have too much of me, you will never be born.
But if you have none of me, apart your life will be torn.

I'm thinking pain. Too much of it means something will kill you, even as a fetus. Too little of it means you can injure yourself without knowing it and die later.

If you're looking at it from a religious standpoint, it could be purity, because if you are too "pure" you aren't fit for the Earth (as far as I know in Christianity, Judaism, and Hinduism, this is the case; I'm very much an atheist and am by no means a professional theologian), and won't be born. However, a lack of spirit will make like void, hypothetically.

Hmm...

It is not pain. Purity does fit decently, but it is not what I'm looking for.

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Can anyone figure out this riddle? in General
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The second one is a die. 1-6 are its sides. The sum of the exposed faces always add up to somewhere between 15-20(so it's never 21 when it's resting). 5 faces are always showing when it is at rest. When it is flying through the air, its sides will add up to 21.

Here is another riddle:
If you have too much of me, you will never be born.
But if you have none of me, apart your life will be torn.


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Can anyone figure out this riddle? in General
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Profile #45
quote:
Originally written by Vote Arancaytar:



I have to knives, they're long and red
I want to stick them in your head.


Which, with the rhyming, sounds a lot better.

I believe the answer is fangs.

Well, if people are posting riddles:

I am the worst thing that can happen.
I cause thousands of deaths whenever I appear.
Contrary to what you might think, not many will try to stop me without helping me.
Some people try to help me come.
Just this century, I have devastated the Earth at least four times!
What am I?

[ Thursday, June 30, 2005 12:31: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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favorite character type? in Geneforge Series
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Profile #5
I always play as a Shaper. If I feel like going into melee, I just shape a battle creation.

(In response to Ald's post)
As a shaper, you must invest heavily into intelligence to keep your essence up (I increase my intelligence every 3-5 levels and wear nearly all intelligence increasing items), otherwise your creations will suck it all up. I do these, along with trying to keep my creations up to date, and I get through just fine. And if you have up to date creations and you are still having trouble, augment them by spending their skill points in their stats.

[ Monday, June 13, 2005 05:51: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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Warped Creator in Geneforge Series
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Where did you get the create artila skill?

Anyway...
Ignore his creations until they attack you.

Make sure all of your characters are blessed all the time if possible.

Make sure you are around level 9.

When your main character attacks, make sure he/she uses the method that causes the most damage(like searer over firebolt if searer is of equal or higher level. Check by clicking the ? and then "see abilities").

If not all of your characters have high HP, heal whenever possible.

It is a good idea to have spent some of your creation's skill points in useful skills.

If your character is a shaper, use spells.

Have your creations/allies form a circle around your character if he/she is a shaper or has low HP.

If you do all that, you should be fine.

[ Friday, June 03, 2005 10:24: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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ok, what;'s wrong here ... in Geneforge Series
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quote:
Originally written by rnowalk:

<<Are you employing followers?>>
No. Where does one get permanent followers? Haven't encountered any and I pretty sure I've been everywhere (to this point).

In the upper levels of the shaper school, a guardian named Alwan will join you (it's mostly permanant. He is loyal to the shapers and has a very short temper). In south end, north of where you met Litalia is an agent named Greta who will join you (also permanentely, but she is not very loyal to the shapers, but she does not have a short temper). Even if they die or are dismissed, they will go back to their original location(without losing training or experience). It does not cost essence for them to spend their skill points

Oh, and "lowly creations" can be extremely helpful, especially if you chose the shaper class.

[ Friday, June 03, 2005 07:15: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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I felt the Need to.... in General
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quote:
Originally written by kuc:

Someone obviously chose to add some images to it and make an "amusing" (?) flash out of it.
The version with those random pics was the original version, I believe.

And also...
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[ Thursday, June 02, 2005 15:40: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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Two questions in Geneforge Series
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Profile #2
Who and where is this mine-meister that you speak of?

And thank you for the answers.

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Two questions in Geneforge Series
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Profile #0
1. Is it possible to cure Torsten in the unregistered version? If so, how?

2. How do I view the levels of my spells and creation creating?

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The Spatula Of Arthritis in General
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Profile #29
quote:
Originally written by Sprung Spring:

'Are you doing this for the Spatula?' And a fervent nod with his DeletErious's eyes confirmed that. That made up Rummels mind. He instantly transported him to Gale, home of Skribbane. He stood up and marched off with his men.
Ok, I'm tired of seeing this every time I decide to read this topic. Please stop giving Rummel new powers. Deleterious DOES NOT want the spatula (therefore Rummel couldn't have teleported Deleterious to Gale for that reason).

[ Monday, May 23, 2005 12:17: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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The Spatula Of Arthritis in General
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OOC: He can't really summon a host of demons. Just wanted to say that.

IC:
After recovering from the pain, Deleterious once again morphed. The flames on his back rose. He reached into the flames and pulled out a small white fireball. He threw it at Rummel, but before it hit him, it changed into a normal fireball except that it spread out and engulfed Rummel (it was mostly just a distraction). When the flames cleared, Deleterious was already starting to punch Rummel. Deleterious smashed his fist into Rummel's forehead as Rummel whacked Deleterious with his spatula (would that be what he would do?).
"OUCH! That's pretty strong for some human wielding a kitchen utensil!" Deleterious said.

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The Spatula Of Arthritis in General
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Profile #23
OOC: It seems like my posts are being ignored...

IC:
Deleterious had walked in the tavern as several people were walking out. How dare they ignore me! Deleterious ran after them and climbed a tree right after leaving town and continued to follow them.

Soon afterwards, he watched contently as someone killed two followers. After they continued moving on, Deleterious jumped down in front of them and let out a huge roar. Many were terrified and tried running, but were quickly struck down by the spatula's magical arthritis beam.

"You people! I bet you were the ones who woke me from my peaceful slumber! I challenge you all to a fight! One at a time! Send your first fighter!" Deleterious shouted. He let out another roar and the flames on his back rose.

OOC: If you're going to zap him with arthritis, don't forget he becomes a normal human while in submission.

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The Spatula Of Arthritis in General
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Deleterious walked onto a dirt road and came upon the dead Ursag. He checked the beast for wounds.

It looks like someone killed it in one shot. he thought. Maybe that person, or thing, will be a worthy opponent. I'll search Suiggus. When Deleterious reached the entrance, the guards stopped him.

"Why have you risked forfeiting your lives by stopping me?" Deleterious barked menacingly.

"You Demon-kin aren't allowed to be here!" the guard shouted back.

Deleterious threw his head back and let out a loud and echoing laugh."Oh, you full humans are certainly arrogant!" Deleterious said between laughs. He then let out a roar and ripped the gaurds' weapons out of their hands. Terrified by this, the guards fled into town while screaming and yelping "DEMON-KIN! RUN!!"

Deleterious heard magic being used and then a threatening voice in the nearby tavern. Perhaps a fight will be there! He then entered the tavern...

[ Wednesday, May 18, 2005 14:22: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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Drakefyre, Mariann, Jeff, Linda.. you're all dead. in General
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Profile #38
I feel sorry for your loss, Mystery Man. In the time I've been here, three accounts were devoured. It seems as if it's becoming more frequent (Saunders' old account was eaten not too long ago, and now this). Perhaps it's time to upgrade these boards and hope it stops.

On a side note: I have gotten my real moniker back just now! The day after MM's first account was eaten. Perhaps it's not a coincidence?

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The Spatula Of Arthritis in General
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OOC: I guess I will try again at an RP. I will post a character description on request. His name will be
Deleterious (which means having a harmful effect).

IC:
A loud thud awoke Deleterious from his sleep. He climbed down from the tree he was sleeping in. Then, as if on command, white flames ignited from the back of his shoulder blades, his skinned grayed, his nails turned into claws and his teeth sharpened.

"A pox on the one who woke me!" he shouted.

He then proceeded to walk towards the source of the sound.

OOC: As a clarification, he is only completely human when he is in some kind of submission, and he uses no weapons aside from his hands, feet, teeth, etc. and the flames bursting from his shoulder blades (which are not devastating, but still painful).

And, if you'd prefer, I will make him a fire mage instead.

[ Tuesday, May 17, 2005 13:58: Message edited by: Manifestation of Benevolence ]

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Hello lads and ladies! in General
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You have joined us. That is good.

Welcome. I have destroyed several innocent--

I am Zephyr Tempest.

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Make your shaper/agent/guardian glow in Geneforge Series
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What about glowing white then darkening to black, repeat, etc, etc?

Also, do you think it would also work on windows (once G3 is released for Windows)?

[ Monday, April 11, 2005 11:55: Message edited by: Manifestation of Benevolence ]

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