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After reading Delicious Vlish's Signature, I am wondering if Jeff will include any type of edible (preferably tasty) vlish in G5. What do you think?

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I make guacamole at work
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Posts: 454 | Registered: Monday, August 20 2007 07:00
His Mighty Tentacle
Member # 627
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Sicko.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
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Agent
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And force DV to commit cannibalism? I think no.

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Agent
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Oooh, helium sacks and poison glands. Really, really appetizing.

Jeff has no valid reason to incorporate edible opponents into his games.

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Jesus is a pacifist.
Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00
Law Bringer
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Jeff has already made plenty of different vlish. Besides with the right sauce they aren't that bad.
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What's the point of having your sig as I want a tasty vlish but then not wanting to eat it. that doesn't make sense.

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I make guacamole at work
=:T:=
Posts: 454 | Registered: Monday, August 20 2007 07:00
His Mighty Tentacle
Member # 627
Profile #6
I don't want to eat my self.

I just want to see a Delicious Vlish in the Geneforge Series.

Because of mind control, you would think it would be the most delicious meal ever, while in reality, you would be crapping out your insides a few hours later and dying slowly and painfully.

Shaper enhanced hypno-tryptophan. The ultimate revenge poison. This has been discussed here before, I am sure it will be asked again.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Councilor
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He's obviously lonely. No one but another yummy, tentacled creation could put up with his brain-sucking and flatulent ways.

Edit: Well, shoot. Dikiyoba's reason is better, though. :P

[ Sunday, November 18, 2007 20:27: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ]

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The one flaw with the poison slow death thing, is that once a smart chef is done with the tasty vlish, all or most toxic substances would be removed and all that would be left would be the tasty tissues. Unless of course all parts of a vlishes body are poisonous.

I like Diki's reason better. It makes less sense.

Also who says you would be eating yourself. Wouldn't it be another vlish?

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I make guacamole at work
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Posts: 454 | Registered: Monday, August 20 2007 07:00
Shock Trooper
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This vlish tasts so...so...more sauce please.

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Aye..no sauce is needed in eating something tentacle-ly that will deliver a slow, agonizing, painful death..

If only Project SpidWeb was continued..

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quote:
Originally written by Azuma:

...If only Project SpidWeb was continued..
Spiderweb Software: The Scenario is going to be finished. I just have to complete my proper scenario first.

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I consider that a joke.

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Posts: 942 | Registered: Sunday, October 8 2006 07:00
Shock Trooper
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You should try hellium baubles.They add a smile. ;) -and dont taste so bad either

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Posts: 263 | Registered: Sunday, September 9 2007 07:00
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Tastes like chicken..... OH i know!

Tasty Vlish hide + Perfected Breastplate + Shiny Emerald + Chestnut of Alacrity = Emerald Chestgaurd (or whatever that glowing green hunk was) (+5 AP, +2 strength and intelligence, +5 Melee weapons, +30% to all resistances)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETURN of the awesome armor ;)

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"Starving Shapers have reported that vlish meat is horrible and nearly inedible, but you doubt that a battle alpha would care." - G2

See? No tasty vlish for you.

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Posts: 432 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2007 07:00
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Yes, but as pointed out before, they taste good with the right sauce. You just need to find the right taste to go with vlish.

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I make guacamole at work
=:T:=
Posts: 454 | Registered: Monday, August 20 2007 07:00
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quote:
Originally written by Funkadelic:

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Spiderweb Software: The Scenario is going to be finished. I just have to complete my proper scenario first.[/b][/QUOTE]

Aye..be waiting..will the people who asked for a cameo appear?

quote:
Originally written by Lakir@t:

[b]
You should try helium baubles.They add a smile. -and dont taste so bad either[/b][/QUOTE]

Eating trinkets loaded with gas is calmly adviced..wait..Alo's helium..

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This has turned into the wrong direction.
IMAGE(http://www.appscout.com/images/spam%20boy.jpg)
Also, a Delicious Vlish is different from a regular Vish, so that quote from G2 doesn't really matter.

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lol teh stupd text spek is lik ubar dum lol
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
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He was just talking about edible vlish, not necessarily Delicious ones. Also, The Ratt may be right: those "starving Shapers" would hardly have had the right sauce available.

By the way, Iffy, I think you've posted the spam dude quite enough. If you must accuse people like that, go for more variation to keep it interesting. Actually, how about not. You're not a mod, so don't talk like one.

Don't mean to be harsh. :P

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I'm just saying my opinion!

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I have an addiction to Spiderweb games.
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Iffy= Infernal Flamming Muffin. The y is added to make a word.
lol teh stupd text spek is lik ubar dum lol
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
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quote:
Originally written by The Iffy Muffin who...does stuff...:

I'm just saying my opinion!
Opinion acknowledged. *nods graciously*

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"What direction, what direction now?"
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What I mean is that there is off-topic going on. And it is now. Also, some spam has been posted.

Now, before this collapses...You can remove poison if you cook something enough, well, some poison. Also, Shapers can probably detect any remaining poison and get rid of it.

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
I have an addiction to Spiderweb games.
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are still under developement, but help would be nice. By the way, most of the conversation goes in the Moderator forum, in case your confused.
Iffy= Infernal Flamming Muffin. The y is added to make a word.
lol teh stupd text spek is lik ubar dum lol
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
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What about a Tasty Charged Vlish

Wouldn't it just explode? :confused:

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quote:
Also, some spam has been posted.
*Sarcastically: Really, I didn't notice.*

[ Tuesday, November 20, 2007 18:23: Message edited by: Excalibur ]

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