Undead Horde Substitutes

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Law Bringer
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Okay, I for one am sick of undead in scenarios (it doesn't help that I'm testing Undead Valley), and in general. I was just curious, what does everyone here think of as an appropriate substitute?

Post if it isn't in the poll.

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How about something NEW and INTERESTING?

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Make the combat appropriate to the plot of your scenario. A dungeon full of monsters for the sake of having a dungeon full of monsters will seldom constitute a positive contribution to your scenario. Your scenario doesn't really have to have combat in it at all, if it wouldn't fit in.

[ Tuesday, May 10, 2005 19:04: Message edited by: Thuryl ]

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Let me see here are a few:

1) Giant insects-- null bugs, chitrach and giant spiders-- aranea.

2) Troll hordes.

3) Goblin hordes.

4) Alien beast hordes.

5) Demons.

6) Nephil and slith barbarians.

7) Bandits.

8) Evil forests-- evil treants, giant wolves, slithering bushes, etc. :P

9) The unseely court.

10) Golem armies.

11) Conquerors from another world.

12) Mutant or mind controlled hordes of creatures. Controlled by the evil slime lord or mind beasts.

[ Wednesday, May 11, 2005 02:12: Message edited by: Duke of Toast ]

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quote:
Originally written by Duke of Toast:

1) Giant insects-- null bugs, chitrach and giant spiders-- aranea.
Seen it. (AC1, Bahssikava)

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2) Troll hordes.
Seen it. (AC3)

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3) Goblin hordes.
You better believe I've seen it. (Every scenario with some permutation of the word "Goblin" in its title, and then some)

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4) Alien beast hordes.
Seen it. (E3, VoDT)

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5) Demons.
Seen it probably more times than undead. (See #3, but replace "Goblin" with "Demon")

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6) Nephil and slith barbarians.
Seen it. (ZKR, Nephil's Gambit)

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7) Bandits.
Oh, please. There's even a scenario by that name.

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8) Evil forests-- evil treants, giant wolves, slithering bushes, etc. :P
Well, Tatterdemalion came sort of close to this. A couple of other scenarios had plant monsters as well.

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9) The unseely court.
What the hell is this? Blades of Nethergate?

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10) Golem armies.
Seen it. (E3, AtG)

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11) Conquerors from another world.
Well, er, I suppose that's fairly new to BoA. Unless you count demons.

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12) Mutant or mind controlled hordes of creatures. Controlled by the evil slime lord or mind beasts.
Seen it. (Echoes: *)

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Sorry, just felt like doing a bit of ritualised deflation there. Having said all of the above, just because something's been done before doesn't make it bad. What it does mean is that there has to be something to the scenario beyond "big monster plague" to add interest. This is true even if your big monster plague really is something new and interesting.

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Burned to the Ground's enemies are tree spirits.

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And there was a werewolf in it to boot.

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Alright, for something new.

1) Patchwork critters sewn together and animated by a group of insane mages-- rampaging through the countryside.

2) A slime plague which is systematically destroying the countryside, radiating out from a central point. Everything it eats turns into monsters... All are part of the super slime.

Ah well, I think its enough.

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1 is pretty close to Tatterdemalion, but not quite.

2 is almost identical to the first plague of E3/A3.

[ Wednesday, May 11, 2005 05:56: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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When I looked quickly at the title of this thread, I saw "Undead Whore Prostitutes". O_o
Anyway, plagues get old fast, unless they're very well done. I prefer something with a good plot over yet another plague or infestation.
If you decide to go the "evil forest" route, feel free to use my plant monster. It's at the Louvre.

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quote:
Originally written by The Almighty Doer of Stuff:

When I looked quickly at the title of this thread, I saw "Undead Whore Prostitutes". O_o
Sounds like something out of Cresent Valley. :P

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Time to beat my undead horse.

1) It came from the sea-- the amphibious hordes-- deep ones, shark men, etc.

2) Minions of the witch queen. Endless hordes mutant monsters ruled by a super witch. This one has been done, except for the witch queen part. Cresent valley is almost there.

3)The moving horde. It goes as groups of six or seven monster encounters at one time in progression heading towards towns. Ants, etc.

4) Vengeful livestock. Chickens, pigs, horses, riding lizards on the rampage.

[ Wednesday, May 11, 2005 13:31: Message edited by: Duke of Toast ]

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How about a horde of undead whore prostitutes?

EDIT: or how about a horde of something completely harmless, like tribbles, that represent a different sort of horde problem?

[ Wednesday, May 11, 2005 12:15: Message edited by: andrew miller ]
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In BoE, livestock have been done. There are mad cows in Farmhands Save The Day!! and the Chicken Plague trilogy is obviously about plagues of chickens.

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Okay, I don't play BoE because it supports Communism, so tell me if these have been done to death.

- Invaders from another continent
- Party is jailed by Empire, has to escape
- Factions of the Empire turn against each other (Example: Archmagery attacks Military)
- Party tries to become "bosses" of crime (Example: Work your way up through a crime organization to become the boss)
EDIT: I also had this idea for a "dragon homeland", but then I found Bahsskiva.

[ Wednesday, May 11, 2005 14:49: Message edited by: icouldntcomeupwithabettername ]
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How amusing. BOE supports communism. I don't think the type of government in Blades of Exile is ever described for the different races of creatures. The empire is described as an empire-- basically a cross between a monarchy and an imperial bureaucracy-- it looks similar to the Byzantine bureaucracies by the way.

It would be funny to see a slith say; Hi, I'm a slith here is my hammer and sickle. Honestly, I don't think it supports communism. There is no mention whatsoever of the type of government which the rebels have. I don't think they are even aware what democracy, communism, direct democracy, or any other type of government is.

I saw four forms of government in Avernum-- monarchy, tribalism, elected council, and a wierd form of Vahnati government. Maybe the Trogs have a religious government. I do not think they are even aware what an election is.

Maybe TM being a communist might make it a communist game, but even that is stretching it...

Hah :P

One more:

1) They eat everything in their path horde. Toxic monsters that destroy structures eat all living things including the grass they walk on turning everything into toxic desert.

[ Friday, May 13, 2005 07:49: Message edited by: Duke of Toast ]

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quote:
Originally written by andrew miller:

How about a horde of undead whore prostitutes?

EDIT: or how about a horde of something completely harmless, like tribbles, that represent a different sort of horde problem?

First one, probably not.

Second one, a very good idea. I wish I could change my scenario to fit that, but I'm too far in... lizards all the way!

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I don't think the goal of scenario authoring should be to do "that which has never been done before" but to have a great and compelling story and some tricky puzzles to go with it.

Everything has been done.

I'd rather play the Nth undead horde scenario with a good story than a "unique" enemy scenario with nothing going for it except that "it's a unique enemy!"

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I also don't think the audience for BoA scenario authors should be limited to jaded BoE players. You can say "been there, done that" all day comparing a BoA scenario to a BoE scenario which will never be ported to BoA and I simply don't care because I'm not playing BoE, I'm playing BoA. Until all those scenarios are ported to BoA, "repeating them" should not be an issue for BoA authors - it will be new to ME (and to quite a few other people) if it's new IN BoA.

[ Thursday, May 12, 2005 11:58: Message edited by: silver harloe ]
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quote:
Originally written by silver harloe:

I also don't think the audience for BoA scenario authors should be limited to jaded BoE players. You can say "been there, done that" all day comparing a BoA scenario to a BoE scenario which will never be ported to BoA and I simply don't care because I'm not playing BoE, I'm playing BoA. Until all those scenarios are ported to BoA, "repeating them" should not be an issue for BoA authors - it will be new to ME (and to quite a few other people) if it's new IN BoA.
I agree. I'm also going to quote this repeatedly in the future when people complain vociferously about something being cliched when the only examples they can give of it being done are from BoE.

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Good authors borrow, but great authors steal. If you do a far better job with something someone else used before, it will get remembered as yours. So, yeah: steal those undead hordes. We dare ya!

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

I agree. I'm also going to quote this repeatedly in the future when people complain vociferously about something being cliched when the only examples they can give of it being done are from BoE.
BoA is not a vaccuum. This sort of thinking is the type that tempts me to leave. It is dangerous and stupid- even if the playing community is new, that doesn't mean that the designing community is.

(Hell- out of 11 scenarios, only 2 are by non-BoE designers.)

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And most designers design toward the designing community, not the broader playing community.

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Of course a new enemy doesn't automatically make a scenario good! That should be obvious!

I only meant to say that undead hordes are the most-overused cliche in all of adventure gaming, and that people can't just have a scenario which says "Here's some zombies, go at it."

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High standards haven't become obsolete, though!

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I'd personally like to see the concept of a horde in general replaced by a few dynamic, well-developed, and, of course, powerful human characters. The more I know about what's attacking me and/or why, the better. I'd rather spar with one crime boss who escapes out a window than slaughter a whole dungeon full of undead.

EDIT: Of course, attacks by mysterious unknown characters needn't be explained before the combat, but should be eventually, and the designer should put something in a text box about the player's consternation.

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