The Flawless Proof

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SHINJI + KAORU = AHH (1)

SHINJI + ROBOTS = EVANGELION (2)

ALEC + EVANGELION = HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT (3)


Substituting 3 into 2, we get:

SHINJI + ROBOTS = HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT - ALEC (4)

Substituting 4 into 1, we get:

HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT - ALEC - ROBOTS + KAORU = AHH (5)

Re-arranging we get:

KAORU + HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT = ALEC + ROBOTS + AHH (6)

But ROBOTS + AHH = GUNDAM WING (7)
And GUNDAM WING = HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT (8)
Therefore, substituting (7) and (8) into (6), we get:


KAORU + HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT = ALEC + HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT (9)

Cancelling out HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT, we find that:

ALEC = KAORU (10)

(But we already knew that.)

Now I shall prove that SAUNDERS is a subset of EVIL.

POWER = CORRUPTION (1)

CORRUPTION = EVIL (2)

POWER x 1000 = LIGHTNING (3)

1000 = VETERAN (4)

VETERAN = LONE FLAME (5)

LONE FLAME = LIGHTNING/POWER (6)


But LONE FLAME = 0 (7). Therefore LIGHTNING must be 0 as well. Using the assumption that 1000 = 0, we can show that POWER can be values other than zero, thus enabling LIGHTNING/POWER to be defined.

Since SAUNDERS != 0, SAUNDERS is a subset of POWER. And thus she is a subset of CORRUPTION, and lastly a subset of EVIL.


Later on I'll prove that LIMIT(X -> INFINITY) X = ALORAEL'S POST COUNT.

(EDIT: Personally, I thought evil would be a subset of Saunders.)

[ Sunday, May 11, 2003 12:09: Message edited by: Vladimir Scorpius ]

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Ah, but when you declared that 0=1000 you nullified the argument, because that statement is not true. Meaning one of the arguments that led to it also is not true.

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Yes, but SCORPIUS = DRUNK OFF HIS ASS

Therefore 1000 can equal 0.

Anyway...I *KNOW* there's a way to prove that Saunders = evil. I just haven't found it yet. Maybe someone else can have a go.

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I believe this may be a better working formula. However, it may offend a few of the members. I apologize ahead of time.

Woman=TimexMoney

Time=Money

Woman=(Money)^2

Lim (n->infinity) (Money)^(1/n)=Evil

Lim (n->infinity) Money=Evil^n

Lim (n->infinity) Woman=Evil^2n

Saunders=Woman

Lim (n->infinity) Saunders=Evil^2n

Therefore Saunders is immeasurably evil.

[ Sunday, May 11, 2003 12:34: Message edited by: Lt. Sullust ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Lt. Sullust:
Evil is the root of Saunders?
We're still stuck with the same problem. It should be that Saunders is the root of evil.

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1000=Veteran

Veteran=Celebration

Killing people=Hours of entertainment

Sniping=fun

Celebration=Topic

Topic=Neutral

Closing topics=Bad

Alorael=Mod

Mod=Pies

Pies=Good

AntiCelebration=evil

Saunders=AntiCelebration

Anticelebration=closing topic

Therefore...

Saunders=evil

(really stupid, but at least I almost considered attempting to try)

[ Sunday, May 11, 2003 13:44: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
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Gundam wing is equal to 0. Thus robots = -AHH, and your proof is null.

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I have to go put my head in a cold, cold basin of water.

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If you put the data that Lone Flame seem to add for no reason it seems to suggest something:

Pies=Good

Pies=Mod

Mod=Alorael

Sniping=fun

Killing people=Hours of entertainment

Logically:
Alorael=Sniping
&
Sniping=Killing People

First Conclusion:

Good=Pies

Good=Mod

Good=Alorael

Good=Sniping

Good=Fun

Thus these statments do have some value to them. However they can also be arranged in a different way. Now that we know Good=Fun.

Good=Fun

Good=Sniping

Pies=Sniping

Pies=Killing People

Pies=Hours of Entertainment

From this I conclude that LF has seen the movie American Pie one too many times.

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Alec, Gundam Wing being equal to 0 doesn't invalidate his proof. In fact, it shortens it.

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quote:
Originally posted by [Sarachim]:
Alec, Gundam Wing being equal to 0 doesn't invalidate his proof. In fact, it shortens it.
Actually, it would mean that KAORU + HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT = ALEC.

Which is far...far...worse.

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You should pay more attention to your ramblings Scorp. Earlier you stated that Gundam Wing=Hours of Entertainment. If Gundam Wing=Hours of Entertainment then Hours of Entertainment=0. Therefore Kaoru=Alec.

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And you simultaneously prove that there is no such thing as entertainment. Too true.

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no entertainment?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO

(5 hours later)

OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When's this topic getting locked anyway?
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It's not, you prissy little sap.

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Go back to licking dog ballsacks, or whatever you do in Pathological Liars about Wang Length Land, LF.

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Okay, NOW it's getting locked. :P

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Hey, that post doesn't necessarily ruin the topic... :P

However, I will be true to my mod duties by asking you to not be pointlessly obscene.

[ Sunday, May 11, 2003 19:13: Message edited by: Imban ]
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Pointlessly obscene? I think there was a valid point in what TM said. As did Scorp.
Commenting about a topic/thread getting locked is insulting, because the person is at the same time suggesting that the topic/thread is not suitable/good enough for the boards!
TM with all his experience just gently noted that it is not LF's place or job to worry about such things.

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Saunders = Mother

Mother = Overly Caring

Overly Caring = Annoying

Annoyance = Anger

Anger = Hatred

Hatred = Pain

Pain = Suffering

Suffering = Bad

Bad = Evil

Therefore Saunders = Evil

Like crazy.

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Someone has issues.

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I suggest you and your mother go visit a pshrink together.

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Pain = Suffering = Bad?
I think there was an error in this line.

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