The Flawless Proof
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SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 12:05
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SHINJI + KAORU = AHH (1) SHINJI + ROBOTS = EVANGELION (2) ALEC + EVANGELION = HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT (3) Substituting 3 into 2, we get: SHINJI + ROBOTS = HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT - ALEC (4) Substituting 4 into 1, we get: HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT - ALEC - ROBOTS + KAORU = AHH (5) Re-arranging we get: KAORU + HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT = ALEC + ROBOTS + AHH (6) But ROBOTS + AHH = GUNDAM WING (7) And GUNDAM WING = HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT (8) Therefore, substituting (7) and (8) into (6), we get: KAORU + HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT = ALEC + HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT (9) Cancelling out HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT, we find that: ALEC = KAORU (10) (But we already knew that.) Now I shall prove that SAUNDERS is a subset of EVIL. POWER = CORRUPTION (1) CORRUPTION = EVIL (2) POWER x 1000 = LIGHTNING (3) 1000 = VETERAN (4) VETERAN = LONE FLAME (5) LONE FLAME = LIGHTNING/POWER (6) But LONE FLAME = 0 (7). Therefore LIGHTNING must be 0 as well. Using the assumption that 1000 = 0, we can show that POWER can be values other than zero, thus enabling LIGHTNING/POWER to be defined. Since SAUNDERS != 0, SAUNDERS is a subset of POWER. And thus she is a subset of CORRUPTION, and lastly a subset of EVIL. Later on I'll prove that LIMIT(X -> INFINITY) X = ALORAEL'S POST COUNT. (EDIT: Personally, I thought evil would be a subset of Saunders.) [ Sunday, May 11, 2003 12:09: Message edited by: Vladimir Scorpius ] -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 12:17
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Ah, but when you declared that 0=1000 you nullified the argument, because that statement is not true. Meaning one of the arguments that led to it also is not true. -------------------- Dragyn Bob "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!"-The Divine Comedy Posts: 1481 | Registered: Thursday, September 27 2001 07:00 |
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 12:19
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urgle... -------------------- KazeArctica: Oh yes. KazeArctica: Oh YES Posts: 93 | Registered: Sunday, September 30 2001 22:00 |
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SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 12:21
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Yes, but SCORPIUS = DRUNK OFF HIS ASS Therefore 1000 can equal 0. Anyway...I *KNOW* there's a way to prove that Saunders = evil. I just haven't found it yet. Maybe someone else can have a go. -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 12:24
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I believe this may be a better working formula. However, it may offend a few of the members. I apologize ahead of time. Woman=TimexMoney Time=Money Woman=(Money)^2 Lim (n->infinity) (Money)^(1/n)=Evil Lim (n->infinity) Money=Evil^n Lim (n->infinity) Woman=Evil^2n Saunders=Woman Lim (n->infinity) Saunders=Evil^2n Therefore Saunders is immeasurably evil. [ Sunday, May 11, 2003 12:34: Message edited by: Lt. Sullust ] -------------------- Lt. Sullust Cogito Ergo Sum Polaris Posts: 2462 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 12:27
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quote:We're still stuck with the same problem. It should be that Saunders is the root of evil. -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 13:43
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1000=Veteran Veteran=Celebration Killing people=Hours of entertainment Sniping=fun Celebration=Topic Topic=Neutral Closing topics=Bad Alorael=Mod Mod=Pies Pies=Good AntiCelebration=evil Saunders=AntiCelebration Anticelebration=closing topic Therefore... Saunders=evil (really stupid, but at least I almost considered attempting to try) [ Sunday, May 11, 2003 13:44: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Member # 165
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 14:17
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Gundam wing is equal to 0. Thus robots = -AHH, and your proof is null. -------------------- desperance -- je me souviens arena -- et je me souviens de vous Posts: 2449 | Registered: Monday, October 15 2001 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 14:19
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I have to go put my head in a cold, cold basin of water. -------------------- Aces off. Posts: 611 | Registered: Friday, January 3 2003 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 14:31
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If you put the data that Lone Flame seem to add for no reason it seems to suggest something: Pies=Good Pies=Mod Mod=Alorael Sniping=fun Killing people=Hours of entertainment Logically: Alorael=Sniping & Sniping=Killing People First Conclusion: Good=Pies Good=Mod Good=Alorael Good=Sniping Good=Fun Thus these statments do have some value to them. However they can also be arranged in a different way. Now that we know Good=Fun. Good=Fun Good=Sniping Pies=Sniping Pies=Killing People Pies=Hours of Entertainment From this I conclude that LF has seen the movie American Pie one too many times. -------------------- Lt. Sullust Cogito Ergo Sum Polaris Posts: 2462 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 15:25
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My head hurts. -------------------- All your base are belong to us!!!! http://people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/ayb.html Posts: 138 | Registered: Saturday, April 12 2003 07:00 |
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For Carnage, Apply Within
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 15:31
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Alec, Gundam Wing being equal to 0 doesn't invalidate his proof. In fact, it shortens it. -------------------- We were once Mao Posts: 567 | Registered: Friday, October 5 2001 07:00 |
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SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 15:45
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quote:Actually, it would mean that KAORU + HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT = ALEC. Which is far...far...worse. -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 15:53
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You should pay more attention to your ramblings Scorp. Earlier you stated that Gundam Wing=Hours of Entertainment. If Gundam Wing=Hours of Entertainment then Hours of Entertainment=0. Therefore Kaoru=Alec. -------------------- Lt. Sullust Cogito Ergo Sum Polaris Posts: 2462 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 16:59
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And you simultaneously prove that there is no such thing as entertainment. Too true. -------------------- Dragyn Bob "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!"-The Divine Comedy Posts: 1481 | Registered: Thursday, September 27 2001 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 17:04
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no entertainment?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO (5 hours later) OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When's this topic getting locked anyway? Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 17:11
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It's not, you prissy little sap. -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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BANNED
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 17:26
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Go back to licking dog ballsacks, or whatever you do in Pathological Liars about Wang Length Land, LF. -------------------- We're all amazed but not amused By all the things that you said you'd do. You're much concerned but not involved by Decisions that are made by you But we are sick and tired of hearing your song, Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong, 'Cause if you really want to hear our views, You haven't done nothin'. Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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SCORPIUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 17:30
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Okay, NOW it's getting locked. :P -------------------- CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS ADoS is like a magical punching bag that swings into your fist even when you're not trying to hit it. -Djur Posts: 554 | Registered: Sunday, November 25 2001 08:00 |
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Shake Before Using
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 19:03
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Hey, that post doesn't necessarily ruin the topic... :P However, I will be true to my mod duties by asking you to not be pointlessly obscene. [ Sunday, May 11, 2003 19:13: Message edited by: Imban ] Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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One Thousand Slimy Things
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written Sunday, May 11 2003 22:05
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Pointlessly obscene? I think there was a valid point in what TM said. As did Scorp. Commenting about a topic/thread getting locked is insulting, because the person is at the same time suggesting that the topic/thread is not suitable/good enough for the boards! TM with all his experience just gently noted that it is not LF's place or job to worry about such things. -------------------- KhothMk2: You don't get 72 virgin camels though Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Monday, May 12 2003 15:18
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Saunders = Mother Mother = Overly Caring Overly Caring = Annoying Annoyance = Anger Anger = Hatred Hatred = Pain Pain = Suffering Suffering = Bad Bad = Evil Therefore Saunders = Evil Like crazy. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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written Monday, May 12 2003 15:43
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Someone has issues. -------------------- I believe there are 15 747 724 136 275 002 577 105 653 961 181 555 468 044 717 914 527 116 709 366 231 425 076 185 631 031 296 protons in the universe, and the same number of electrons. -- Sir Arthur Eddington Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Tuesday, May 13 2003 11:45
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I suggest you and your mother go visit a pshrink together. -------------------- Dragyn Bob "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!"-The Divine Comedy Posts: 1481 | Registered: Thursday, September 27 2001 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, May 13 2003 12:23
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Pain = Suffering = Bad? I think there was an error in this line. -------------------- KazeArctica: Oh yes. KazeArctica: Oh YES Posts: 93 | Registered: Sunday, September 30 2001 22:00 |
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