The Flawless Proof

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Law Bringer
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I think La Canaliste is not an impartial judge on the subject. On the other hand, I'll concede that that statement has not been adequately proven.

—Alorael, who thinks everyone is going about this wrong. Saunders isn't the root of all evil, she is the definition of evil. You can't prove a definition!
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Shaper
Member # 32
Profile #26
Unfortunately I must admit that my proof is flawed.

Lim (n->infinity) (Money)^1/n =1

Because Money is a finite quantity, no matter what Bill Gates seems to think.

Since Saunders isn't member #1 I can't call her evil. However, Spidweb is #1, I wonder what this means...

Also here is the definition of evil. I hope this doesn't get me banned. :rolleyes:

Evil: 1. a) morally bad or wrong; wicked; depraved b) resulting from or based on conduct regarded as immoral 2. causing pain or trouble; harmful; injurious 3. offensive or disgusting 4. threatening or bringing misfortune; unlucky; disastrous; unfortunate.

Note: Those are only the adjective definitions.

This information came from Webster's New World Dictionary of the American Language: Second College Edition.

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Lt. Sullust
Cogito Ergo Sum
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Posts: 2462 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
Profile #27
Hm... as for my mother, we don't need a shrink... but seriously, when someone says the same pointless thing over and over and over each day, it gets pretty annoying.

As for the proof thing, I realized right afterwards that that made no sense whatsoever, but I don't feel like editing it. Oh well.

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Apprentice
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Head.....hurting.....must stop.....reading topic.....! yay!

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You missed the "h" in the link. Here's the right link

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Agent
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Profile #30
AHH PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

I haven't seen that since a long while ago. Why does it still exist? :(

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Dragyn Bob

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!"-The Divine Comedy
Posts: 1481 | Registered: Thursday, September 27 2001 07:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 1207
Profile #31
Better version of what I think Lt Sullust was trying to say:

First, everyone knows that women take up time and money:
Women=Time*Money
And that Time is money:
Time=Money
Therefore,
Women=(Money)^2
And since money is the root of all evil,
Money=~(Evil)
therefore,
Women=(~(Evil))^2
simplifying to:
Women=Evil
Then,
Saunders=Women
so
Saunders=Evil
(I used a little squiggle to represent square root. It used to be a tick but that came up as a ?)

I'd just like to stress that I hold nothing personally against either women or Saunders. I got that proof from a friend.

[ Thursday, May 15, 2003 12:55: Message edited by: Lemmings fre@k ]

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