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Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #0
Hey, look at that. I'm being misleading again. Big suprise.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #1
You forgot the Church of the Pi-Sided Sphere! Or, rather, you hardly included any real-life religions.

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-Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer
Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00
His Mighty Tentacle
Member # 627
Profile #2
I have dozens of cultist serviles that worship me. They flog themselves for my amusement and I remove the mental block that keeps them from casting spells.

It's a hobby. **Shrug**

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Apprentice
Member # 6108
Profile #3
Well, at least those of us who are "Tree Hugging Dirt Worshippers" got mentioned in the poll, Thanx!!! :P

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Blessed Be,
Morgaine
Posts: 23 | Registered: Thursday, July 14 2005 07:00
Shaper
Member # 7420
Profile Homepage #4
Church of the Divine Lucre, Unopposed Master.

Unless... does anyone think they are more devoted to the acquisition of money than I am? I am willing to fight to the death, but keep in mind there is an entry fee of 5000 coins for said deathmatch.

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You lose.
Posts: 2156 | Registered: Thursday, August 24 2006 07:00
Agent
Member # 1934
Profile Homepage #5
What about the Cult of Dikiyoba? You forgot about them. They can be fearsome indeed.

I am a proud Priestess of a Nature Worshiping cult. Guess which one?

[ Saturday, November 11, 2006 22:45: Message edited by: Andraste ]

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Posts: 1169 | Registered: Monday, September 23 2002 07:00
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Member # 869
Profile Homepage #6
What, no "Heretic" option under "Position"?

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The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure!
Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 6700
Profile Homepage #7
A lowly Priest of an Optimist-Type Religion.
My summoning skills and ability with a sythe cause me to be quite optimistic.
-Lovingly causes a reaperdisk to materialize and grins-

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The Silent Assassin hasn't contacted me yet tonight.
Meaning that he's either in trouble, up to his neck in bluberry pie, or at the front door, wondering why the keypad isn't working.
Ah, payback...

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Warrior
Member # 7614
Profile #8
Gah. Well. At least there is more diversity now. Last I checked it was three Seinfeld masters and a lonely ascetic. That may sound silly, but the White cult has backwards compatibility with DOS. GAHHHHH I've said too much already!!!
Posts: 143 | Registered: Sunday, October 29 2006 07:00
Apprentice
Member # 3428
Profile Homepage #9
Pythagoreanism all the way! The world is ONE!

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HIHI!!!! *hugs indescriminantly* take that, FEEL THE LOVE!!!!
Posts: 47 | Registered: Wednesday, September 3 2003 07:00
Shake Before Using
Member # 75
Profile #10
Church of the Wyrm, Saint.
Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #11
Mine didn't get listed - this is a clear case of religious discrimination! We of the Cult of Dikiyoba will show you, doomed infidel!

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My BlogPolarisI eat novels for breakfast.
Polaris is dead, long live Polaris.
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 4153
Profile Homepage #12
quote:
Originally written by Morgaine64:

Well, at least those of us who are "Tree Hugging Dirt Worshippers" got mentioned in the poll, Thanx!!!
Yay for tree hugging dirt worshippers! Or rather, tree hugging dirt worshipping ascetics!

(I noticed that "Keeper of the Crickets" was not listed... I disapprove)

You see, I was confused here... I expected to end up linking to this old topic. So I did.

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Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice.

I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion.
Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Warrior
Member # 7614
Profile #13
quote:
Originally written by Sirrus:

Mine didn't get listed - this is a clear case of religious discrimination! We of the Cult of Dikiyoba will show you, doomed infidel!
A more inspired reaction would be to use the stealth powers invested in you to make the CoD poll a reality!
Posts: 143 | Registered: Sunday, October 29 2006 07:00
Master
Member # 5977
Profile Homepage #14
I like money, money likes me. I'm the political advisor thingy of the church of the divine Lucre. That's also the main reason nobody really likes that cult.

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Play and rate my scenarios:

Where the rivers meet
View my upcoming scenario: The Nephil Search: Escape.

Give us your drek!
Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00
Dollop of Whipped Cream
Member # 391
Profile Homepage #15
Is anyone other than Slarty actually a member of the Church of the Nine-Headed Cave Cow?

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"Tyranicus is about the only one that still posts in the Nethergate Forum." —Randomizer
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Posts: 562 | Registered: Friday, December 14 2001 08:00
Warrior
Member # 7614
Profile #16
quote:
Originally written by Tyranicus.:

Is anyone other than Slarty actually a member of the Church of the Nine-Headed Cave Cow?
I was a deacon, but was turned out when it was discovered that by "ranching" I meant "fishing" and by "cow" I meant "albacore."

It wasn't a pretty scene and now I've started crying again at the memory. Damn you Slarty, damn you Head #5. *sob*
Posts: 143 | Registered: Sunday, October 29 2006 07:00
Agent
Member # 1934
Profile Homepage #17
UBB is hungry today.

[ Sunday, November 12, 2006 01:15: Message edited by: Andraste ]

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Posts: 1169 | Registered: Monday, September 23 2002 07:00
Agent
Member # 1934
Profile Homepage #18
Seeing as how UBB ate my last post, I'll try again.

I am the Nine Headed Cave Cow! Bwhahahaha!
Not really.

It just doesn't have the same flair the second time around.

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Posts: 1169 | Registered: Monday, September 23 2002 07:00
Warrior
Member # 7614
Profile #19
How odd. I think the same thing happened to Dikiyoba today, likely right around the time she was posting random quizzes...
Posts: 143 | Registered: Sunday, October 29 2006 07:00
Agent
Member # 1934
Profile Homepage #20
... and hijacking our topic.

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Posts: 1169 | Registered: Monday, September 23 2002 07:00
Agent
Member # 6581
Profile Homepage #21
Do not forget Dikiyoba and his Cult again! We will rise someday!

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Download Geneforge 4: Rebellion

You have 6 posts. Nobody cares what you think. - Thuryl

Wikipedia may be your friend, but UBB is not. - Dikiyoba
Posts: 1310 | Registered: Tuesday, December 20 2005 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 6785
Profile #22
This poll will probably have to be redone to deal with the rising number of cultists before they declare a jihad. Leaving off the Cult of Dikiyoba was a mistake. They are very vocal.
Posts: 4643 | Registered: Friday, February 10 2006 08:00
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #23
*sigh*

Thank you, Tyranicus, and no thank you to the infidelitous Nikki, for remembering and not remembering that the Church of the Nine-Headed Cave Cow is indeed a Church.

Andraste, the Nine-Headed Cave Cow frowns upon thee.

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Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #24
The Cult of Dikiyoba will obliterate you, fool!

*Rapidly switches sets of robes.*

And so will the Cult of the English Language!

*Switches again.*

And so will -X-!

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May the fires of Undeath burn in your soul, and consume it.
Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00

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