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Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by Synergy:

.....................................poof.....................................
Best of luck, Synergy. Kick the turtles for us on the way out. :D

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quote:
Originally written by Ephesos:

Best of luck, Synergy. Kick the turtles for us on the way out. :D
I hate doing this, since it shows off my newbiehood, but can someone please explain the fluffy turtles to me?

[ Wednesday, February 22, 2006 00:02: Message edited by: Tyranicus ]

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quote:
Originally written by Tyranicus:

I hate doing this, since it shows off my newbiehood, but can someone please explain the fluffy turtles to me?
For a graphic representation, go here. Alex's drawings kind of explain the presence of the fluffy turtles.

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I did not hear of the fluffy turtles until the election last Summer, but it was probably a meme that's been around longer than that. Like all things fluffy, it was also likely invented by Saunders, although I am not sure.

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<conspiracy theory>

Perhaps they just spontaneously generated from the shards of MM's detonated account, and in a desperate effort to keep control of the boards away from the fluffy menaces, the mods united and shot them back in time to the start of the boards, in the hope that they'd be able to think of a better way to control them by the present day. Needless to say, they haven't, and the turtles are still hungry.

</conspiracy theory>

:D

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Anyone that asks of the turtles does not need to worry about the turtles. They are "essentially harmless."

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He is gone, isn't he. There is now just one thing left that has to be done. It is a terrible thing to do, but I have to do it. Even if I will have to leave one of my limbs in the process. I have to.

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quote:
Originally written by Thralni, The flying Dutchmen:

He is gone, isn't he. There is now just one thing left that has to be done. It is a terrible thing to do, but I have to do it. Even if I will have to leave one of my limbs in the process. I have to.
And that would be? Kicking the turtles?

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quote:
Originally written by Thralni, The flying Dutchmen:

He is gone, isn't he. There is now just one thing left that has to be done. It is a terrible thing to do, but I have to do it. Even if I will have to leave one of my limbs in the process. I have to.
I get the feeling that a poultry-themed sacrifice is in order...

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kicking turtles? Sacrifing chickens? Why would I? I mean a completely different thing. What that is, that is something for you to find out. I'll give a hint though: "chemicals" and "fire"

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Fire! Yay!!!!

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The turtles came from old morning chats between me, Saunders, Khoth, Arctic, and ADoS.

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I could've sworn Alorael had something to do with it. Or at least Aran
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quote:
Originally written by Selima:

Or at least Aran
I'm less of an oldbie than I might come across, and everything related to the "Old Guard" (Saunders, Drakey, Khoth, Arctic, and Desperance as well) predates me by far...

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I believe the original fluffy turtle was a stuffed turtle belonging to ADoS, which was named (by vote) Lampost. Somehow Lampost acquired companions, and now things are what they are.

—Alorael, who never quite understood what happend to sanity before there were fluffy turtles to take care of it.
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quote:
Originally written by Re-entrance Strategery:

I believe the original fluffy turtle was a stuffed turtle belonging to ADoS, which was named (by vote) Lampost. Somehow Lampost acquired companions, and now things are what they are.

—Alorael, who never quite understood what happend to sanity before there were fluffy turtles to take care of it.

Easy. Before the fluffy turtles were hired, Drakefyre was the one who ate the sanity thrown in the pit. Which explains a lot. :P
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However, he is actually a tortoise named Inspector Peanut. Lampost is the fish.

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quote:
Originally written by Synergy:

quote:
Originally written by MagmaDragoon:

my mother, when I take a bad mark, force me to exit with friends for punishment (incredible, don't you think?)
Do you mean that your mother kicked you out of your house forever for bad marks in school? If so, that is incredible, and I'm very sorry this happened. It sounds like you might instead mean that whenever you get a bad mark, you aren't allowed to be with your friends for a while. This is less incredible, but still unfortunate.

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Sadly, I don't know any italian woman in Seattle...
Well, it never hurts to ask. :)

No,no. It wasn't a double-sense. When I take a bad mark, my mother force me to exit with friend. It means that I have to spent all the day with my friends, out of house.

Hey, he's disappear... :(
What a pity. I knew him for only one day and I found him very sympa... :(

[ Wednesday, February 22, 2006 11:58: Message edited by: MagmaDragoon ]

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Oops, yes.

Now I get my choice of death by fish or death by fluffy turtle.

—Alorael, who can scarcely comprehend the horrors of being forced to spend the day in the company of friends.
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quote:
Originally written by Thralni, The flying Dutchmen:

kicking turtles? Sacrifing chickens? Why would I? I mean a completely different thing. What that is, that is something for you to find out. I'll give a hint though: "chemicals" and "fire"
Have a bonfire in celebration? :P

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