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Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #25
I insult people who annoy me, mostly. I don't get annoyed easily, though.

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Polaris
Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #26
Once I took a long, long time to think up a really 'cool' insult that was more like five insults rolled up into one. But I've never used it, and glad for it, since in hindsight, it wasn't really as cool as I thought it was.

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Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Shaper
Member # 5437
Profile #27
quote:
Originally written by Ash Lael:

Throwing insults is immature and barbaric. Beat them up instead.
This is the only way my siblings and I have been able to resolve problems. It's a pretty good system, and we always knew who won :P

Edit: it did suck at time; I'm the youngest/smallest.

[ Friday, June 03, 2005 21:11: Message edited by: Dolphin ]

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Nena
Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
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Profile Homepage #28
quote:
Originally written by 4.808 x 10^3:

I don't insult people. Unless the insult is true. :P
You, sir, are gormless.

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Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
This Side Towards Enemy
Member # 3098
Profile #29
I rarely if ever have a nice word to say about anybody. It's just another mode of talking, since you can't insert real venom into every word you say. My friends and the moderately perceptive will realise I'm usually joking, idiots will be offended, and I win either way.

Rather that "you wish" I find a simple nod and a leer is the best response to accusations of deviance. Your mileage may vary.

As an aside, the man who develops a way to deliver a punch to the face over the internet will make his first million in thirty seconds flat.

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Voice of Reasonable Morality
Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 4248
Profile #30
My favorite insult: You're just as good as I.

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Somebody PLEASE turn the heat on.
Posts: 617 | Registered: Tuesday, April 13 2004 07:00
This Side Towards Enemy
Member # 3098
Profile #31
Me. I'm sorry to be a grammar Nazi and since you're from Finland you have a good reason to make the mistake, but there's absolutely no reason not to have the accusative there. You can't even argue that it's worth doing for ironic effect, because refusing to admit to your mistakes is a lot worse than making them.

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Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00
Shaper
Member # 5437
Profile #32
Insulting people here is a little different than doing so in person. For one thing people don't usually walk up to you and say “hy how r u do u no iz mornin hear”.

I get corrected, but never insulted; it must be because I'm a girl.

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Nena
Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
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Member # 5806
Profile Homepage #33
Girls get treated in a very caring way by boys/men. Probably because they want you-know-what. In my case I don't insult. It makes me look like a fool.

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Master
Member # 4614
Profile Homepage #34
Whatever you do, don't hit a girl! It's an offense against human nature.

Insulting doesn't yield good results, either, especially if the word "ugly" is used. :P

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Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #35
'Fat' seems to offend some girls fairly well. Not that I've tried, of course.

An ex-friend of mine hits girls. That is why I hate him -- I find that completely wrong.

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Polaris
Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
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Fat and ugly then, though ugly and fat usually go hand in hand.

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Shaper
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Profile #37
Says you.

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Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Shaper
Member # 5437
Profile #38
quote:
Originally written by 4.808 x 10^3:

Fat and ugly then, though ugly and fat usually go hand in hand.
Try to be a little more closed-minded, Ben. There may still be a couple people in the world that you find adequate.

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Nena
Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
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Profile Homepage #39
Because god knows how wet women get for reactionary darky-bashing.

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Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Too Sexy for my Title
Member # 5654
Profile #40
quote:
Originally written by 4.808 x 10^3:

Fat and ugly then, though ugly and fat usually go hand in hand.
No, they do not go hand in hand. I know tons of girls that are fat but still look pretty cute, and vice versa. Your statement couldn't be more wrong.
Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00
Nuke and Pave
Member # 24
Profile Homepage #41
quote:
Originally written by 4.808 x 10^3:

Fat and ugly then, though ugly and fat usually go hand in hand.
Actually, until 19th century, the opposite was considered true. Extra fat was seen as a sign of health and wealth. Skinny people were likely to be sick or starving. If you look at old paintings, there are few very skinny women in them, unless the subjects are supposed to be sick or malnurished.

Extra fat became unfascionable only in 20th century, when heart desease became a bigger problem than malnutrition. With modern lifestile (and modern junk food) producing more and more obese people extra weight is now considered unhealthy.

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However well placed word, unlike a well placed sword,
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Posts: 2649 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Master
Member # 4614
Profile Homepage #42
Okay, I'm not saying that fat people are necesarily ugly, but mostly that calling someone fat and ugly may be more insulting that fat or ugly by themselves.

While fat people aren't necessarily ugly, ugly people are usually fat. Or skinny. Or a gangster or gangster wanna-be.

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Shaper
Member # 5437
Profile #43
quote:
Originally written by 4.808 x 10^3:

I'm not saying that fat people are necessarily ugly
quote:
Ugly people are usually fat
It sure sounds like that's what you're saying,

BtW - fixed your spelling.

Edit: fixed my spelling.

[ Sunday, June 05, 2005 11:06: Message edited by: Dolphin ]

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Nena
Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
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Member # 3521
Profile #44
The only situation in which I would even consider hitting a girl would be one in which she had just struck a blow to my groin. It's the one unforgivable offense. Of course, if she apologized nicely enough afterwards, I'd probably be satisfied.

I've never been in a fight that wasn't just good-natured horsing around. I can't remember the last time I used a serious insult, either. People generally like me, as I tend not to give them reasons not to. If I happen to run across someone that decides to take a persistent dislike to me, I'll just avoid him.

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Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Master
Member # 4614
Profile Homepage #45
quote:
Originally written by Dolphin:

quote:
Originally written by 4.808 x 10^3:

I'm not saying that fat people are necessarily ugly
quote:
Ugly people are usually fat
It sure sounds like that's what you're saying,

BtW - fixed your spelling.

Edit: fixed my spelling.

Fat people are not always ugly.

Ugly people are usually fat.

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This Side Towards Enemy
Member # 3098
Profile #46
In other words, it's difficult to be ugly without being fat? It's hardly worth debating this, since it's extremely subjective, but I'm hard pressed to find a reason why your viewpoint isn't retarded.

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Voice of Reasonable Morality
Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00
By Committee
Member # 4233
Profile #47
quote:
Originally written by Unpleasantness for its Own Sake:

In other words, it's difficult to be ugly without being fat? It's hardly worth debating this, since it's extremely subjective, but I'm hard pressed to find a reason why your viewpoint isn't retarded.
The status quo in Montana, perhaps?
Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 34
Profile Homepage #48
Your mom's the status quo in Montana.

That's pretty much how all my insults go.

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Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Warrior
Member # 5822
Profile #49
your mom is so fat that when she wore high heels she struck oil

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