Drakefyre, Mariann, Jeff, Linda.. you're all dead.

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AuthorTopic: Drakefyre, Mariann, Jeff, Linda.. you're all dead.
Warrior
Member # 5823
Profile #0
The boards ate my account. Piece of trash UBB. There goes my senority, and I'm now a lowly apprentice.

I will hunt you administrators down and take care of every last one of you until I have my account RESTORED. Understood?
Posts: 58 | Registered: Tuesday, May 17 2005 07:00
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
Profile Homepage #1
I looked at your old profile and now the boards are malfunctioning horribly. Almost every page that I go to shows up as your deleted profile. I hit "Spiderweb Software Boards" and it shows me

Member profile corrupt (blank): '00000005'

» Please use your browser's back button to return.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

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Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Warrior
Member # 5823
Profile #2
I didn't do it! The board did it! *pouts*
Posts: 58 | Registered: Tuesday, May 17 2005 07:00
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #3
I feel sorry for you. Its a shame, as you recently got to 1000 posts.

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Polaris
Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Triad Mage
Member # 7
Profile Homepage #4
I can give you your title back, but that's it.

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You can take my Mac when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse!
Posts: 9436 | Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00
Warrior
Member # 5823
Profile #5
How about a custon one for all the emotional trauma I've suffered?
Posts: 58 | Registered: Tuesday, May 17 2005 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 4248
Profile #6
quote:
Originally written by Mysterious Man:

[QB]The boards ate my account. Piece of trash UBB. There goes my senority, and I'm now a lowly apprentice.QB]
Maybe you should ask for a special tittle like 'former member #5' or 'UBB ate my account'.

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Somebody PLEASE turn the heat on.
Posts: 617 | Registered: Tuesday, April 13 2004 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #7
Okay, this is really scaring the bejesus out of me. Saunders, Mystery Man, others in earlier crashes... there are now 11 deleted members, and only one of them I know was deleted manually.

Who's next? :eek:

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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 4153
Profile Homepage #8
What exactly happened with that? The whole thing was a little bizarre... it let me log in, but trying to view the boards didn't work.

EDIT: Never mind, found an explanation in Tech Support... pardon my stupidity. I offer my deepest condolences, MM.

[ Wednesday, May 18, 2005 05:28: Message edited by: Ephesos ]

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I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion.
Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #9
It showed I was nonexistent. But, now I am existent. I ponder whether I am dead or alive. The forums are acting like Schrodinger's cat. Is the toast burnt or buttered.

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Wasting your time and mine looking for a good laugh.

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Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #10
No accounts are deliberately deleted. Banned, yes. Deleted, no. As you can see, deletion creates trauma and suffering, and not all of it goes to the intended victim.

—Alorael, who is sorry for MM's loss. But hey, think on the bright side! Or think of a bright side. I'm sure there's a silver lining somewhere.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 4784
Profile Homepage #11
So sorry, MM. Truly is something terrible. We all mourn with you knowing that next time it could be us.

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Posts: 563 | Registered: Tuesday, July 27 2004 07:00
By Committee
Member # 4233
Profile #12
quote:
Originally written by Salvengeance:

—Alorael, who is sorry for MM's loss. But hey, think on the bright side! Or think of a bright side. I'm sure there's a silver lining somewhere.
Whoa, what's with this lapsing into the first person in your siggy? Alo, have standards slipped so far? :P
Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00
Skip to My Lou
Member # 40
Profile Homepage #13
I agree that MM should have a custom title for his troubles. Why are you so stingy with the titles Drakey?

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Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Warrior
Member # 5699
Profile #14
Because it would not be cool if everyone had one. Begging for custom titles makes me angry!!
Posts: 54 | Registered: Monday, April 11 2005 07:00
Shaper
Member # 5437
Profile #15
Sorry for loss MM, you should be given any title that is not apprentice.

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Nena
Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 4214
Profile #16
quote:
Originally written by Oceanus Delphinus:

Sorry for loss MM, you should be given any title that is not apprentice.
Such as "Canned", you're alluding?

My condolences, Mystery Man. I strongly agree that you should receive a positive custom title, especially now.

[ Wednesday, May 18, 2005 07:34: Message edited by: Mind ]
Posts: 356 | Registered: Tuesday, April 6 2004 07:00
Shaper
Member # 5437
Profile #17
I thought no such thing. I was implying he should receive the title he had before UBB ate #5.

What has he done that you would assume I would deem him needing to be canned?

[ Wednesday, May 18, 2005 07:38: Message edited by: Oceanus Delphinus ]

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Nena
Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 4214
Profile #18
I was merely facetiously playing with your words.

quote:
Originally written by Begging For Mercy Makes Me Angry:

Because it would not be cool if everyone had one.
Mystery Man is worth having a complimentary custom title, in my opinion.

[ Wednesday, May 18, 2005 07:46: Message edited by: Mind ]
Posts: 356 | Registered: Tuesday, April 6 2004 07:00
La Canaliste
Member # 5563
Profile #19
My sincere commiserations, MM. *passes soggy handkie*

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quote:

Deep down, you know you should have voted for Alcritas!
Posts: 387 | Registered: Tuesday, March 1 2005 08:00
Skip to My Lou
Member # 40
Profile Homepage #20
I didn't say "please give everyone a title". One more title for a very long time member would not devalue the rest.

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Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Warrior
Member # 5699
Profile #21
Mind, what I meant was that all some noobs are always asking for them.
Posts: 54 | Registered: Monday, April 11 2005 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 5566
Profile #22
Sorry for your loss MM you deserve the title I am brilliant member number five and I was eaten alive ;)

[ Wednesday, May 18, 2005 08:57: Message edited by: Hawk King ]

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Posts: 507 | Registered: Tuesday, March 1 2005 08:00
Agent
Member # 3349
Profile Homepage #23
Nice rhyme.

Still, I don't understand why MM needed to say "all officials are dead" just because the boards ate his account.

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Electric Sheep One
Member # 3431
Profile #24
I don't understand how it can be impossible to restore a member number or a post count. At some level, however lofty and remote, a human controls UBB, no? Give that human a lollipop, and the deed can surely be done.

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Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00

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