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Lifecrafter
Member # 3608
Profile Homepage #25
That is even more hideously wrong, than Alo's post count. And that is all I have to say about the subject.

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- The Great Mister
Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #26
Fine! Since SMoE claims that we're the same person, I'll take his posts too. That's another 1475, for a grand total of 8484, or about 11.4 posts per day. Ha!

Not that this is something that one should be proud of, mind you...

—Alorael, who still does not admit to actually being SMoE. He only claims legal rights to all of SMoE's posts.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
Profile #27
Yes, of course, seperate entities and all that. Well, I have been told that Drakey is my mother, and also that he is six years old. If Drakey is indeed family, and indeed six years old, I think I can safely claim legal rights to his posts. That gives me... let's see... 12,371 posts (including the ikonboard and all). Beat that.

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And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it.
-The Last Pendragon

TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL

Les forum de la chance.

In case of emergency, break glass.
Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
BANNED
Member # 2385
Profile Homepage #28
Ahh!! *Sob* Our little Alorael is growing up!

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I get energy from your jealousy. Ever wonder why I'm so hyper?

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End of World Da end is coming!
Posts: 489 | Registered: Friday, December 20 2002 08:00
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #29
blah, Dave has more posts than me now. he = SPAMMAR

:P

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Shaper
Member # 73
Profile #30
Don't call him a spammer. Don't forget about your own past.
Although I shouldn't talk, having not been around on the ikonBoard.

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Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #31
yea, but i get the pimpsmack you now. that makes me not a spammer, but makes Dave a spammer.

:P :P

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Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands.
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Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan
Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Senile Reptile
Member # 547
Profile #32
Alorael is on vacation. Alorael is of the opinion of the closing of this discussion is of primary interest for those of the administrative body of the Spiderweb Software Message Boards (heretofore referred to as "SSMB"). Pursuant to section one of the Code of Conduct of the SSMB, spamming is of the state of being strictly prohibited and punishable by penalty of the canning of repeat offenders of said transgression. The topic in which this post resides is of being no longer pertinent to the current time of year of the posting of this post, the current time being the time which is current to the time frame in which this post is having the state of being posted, that time being exactly six minutes after the writing of this statement, this statement being this sentence only and not those of prior or latter standing. Please note that the poster of this post (Sir Not Appearing in this FiIm, also known to many as Sir Motrax of Exile, or SMoE for short) has in no way the authority to make decisions of the magnitude of that of closing or "locking" a topic, yet feels it pertinent to address this issue before one may perhaps forget the importance of keeping the SSMB conveniently free of spam, spam being that which is not pertinent to this discussion.

-Motrax, who will steal Alorael's signature while he's away.

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Polaris
Posts: 1614 | Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
BANNED
Member # 4
Profile Homepage #33
Damn. Only approaching 3500.

(If we were counting iB posts, I'd be above Alorael, but a far cry from Drakey.)

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We're all amazed but not amused
By all the things that you said you'd do.
You're much concerned but not involved by
Decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song,
Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong,
'Cause if you really want to hear our views,
You haven't done nothin'.

Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #34
What was that supposed to be, SmoE? An imitation of Alo?

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"And all should cry, Beware, Beware!
His Flashing eyes, his Floating hair!" S. T. Coleridge
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"It is as if everyone had lost their sense
Consigned themselves to downfall and decadence
And a wisp it is they have chosen as their beacon." Reinhard Mey.
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Quote of the Week: "I have a high opinion of myself, which makes up for my total lack of intelligence." Anon.
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Warrior
Member # 3188
Profile Homepage #35
It was supposed to be an imitation of the way they talk in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (if I'm not mistaken) Honestly look SMoE's new name! Where do you think he got it?

IMAGE(http://member.nifty.ne.jp/watermelon/melon.gif)

(I believe this is what you would need for a post to be locked :D ! If it is not meant to be locked, have a mod edit this out. ;) )

[ Sunday, January 18, 2004 17:22: Message edited by: Apollyon ]

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No monkeyin' around at Chance :p

And that, my Leige, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. -Sir Bedevere

It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!
Posts: 154 | Registered: Tuesday, July 8 2003 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 2242
Profile #36
Congrats Aloreal.

(One of the shortests posts yet in this topic minus this sentence and my sig.)

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes back into you."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

"There is no dodging the quad laser." -Ugnagnok
Posts: 469 | Registered: Thursday, November 14 2002 08:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 3310
Profile #37
Yes, I'll just add my congratulations and begone.

Few topics of this kind deserve to exist but this one must be tolerated, I guess. You are, after all, the all-mighty idol of so many invisible newbies. And yes, even I belonged to that group once. Thank God those times are long since gone. :P

EDIT: Well, almost at least. Your post count still looks awfully big to a small, small newbie.

[ Monday, January 19, 2004 05:31: Message edited by: Ironweed ]
Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00
Shaper
Member # 3442
Profile Homepage #38
Alorael, and also Drakey, you both deserve all the kudos I can muster up, which despite being a very small amount in comparison to your almighty stack of posts, means a lot to me.

Well Done!

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Thus endeth this post.

Please visit Random Stupidity to see the amazing Spamness, or the wonderful-seven-posts-in-a-row-topic. And have fun!
Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
Profile #39
Arancaytar: it's legalese. It's more an imitation fo himself than of Aloloolalal, anyway, if anyone remembers his piano post...

EDIT: I am a spammer, just far less so than many members here. I joined a while ago, and have stayed almost the whole time, and have posted in many topics each day, which is why I have more posts than Wise Man.

[ Monday, January 19, 2004 07:17: Message edited by: Sir David ]

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And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it.
-The Last Pendragon

TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL

Les forum de la chance.

In case of emergency, break glass.
Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 3608
Profile Homepage #40
We need Drakey to edit the user groups so that all the apprentices have administorial powers.

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- The Great Mister
Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 3239
Profile #41
That would be chaos. It would make me register a new account though.

Edit: Just becuz

[ Monday, January 19, 2004 12:35: Message edited by: Gremlin Chief ]

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I AM TEH BOOGEYMAN CORP.

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And since the stupid link won't work, I'll use this one:
Chance Forums
Posts: 203 | Registered: Saturday, July 19 2003 07:00
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #42
I ought to register a new account soon as well, as it seems to be quite the thing to do. I'm looking out for #4000, and I'll try my darndest to snag it if I can.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #43
If I get it first, how much is it worth to you... alive?

—Alorael, who is sure he can convince Arctic to eat it along with the other invisible newbies. Account 4000 would make a truly wonderful sacrifice for a nice post count, wouldn't it?
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Triad Mage
Member # 7
Profile Homepage #44
It must be named 4M, just like M and 2M at 1000 and 2000.

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"At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool." - Menander
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Posts: 9436 | Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00
Shaper
Member # 517
Profile #45
Well, if you add his Polaris post count to his Spidweb one, Alorael has -11174.8 posts/day, or -0.12 posts/second.

-E-

EDIT: oops, I missed the second page. It's still true, though...

-e-

[ Tuesday, January 20, 2004 02:55: Message edited by: Omlette ]

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Let them eat cake!

Polaris Boards: The System is Up. Perennially.
Posts: 2314 | Registered: Tuesday, January 15 2002 08:00
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #46
If I have my way, Member #4000 will carry the proud name of "SASFB." Short and sweet, but yet it carries so much meaning.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #47
If we're including Polaris post counts, I'd be happy to raise mine and lower Drakey's. I'm not above underhanded tactics when something that, if you squint at it right, could be called prestige is on the line.

—Alorael, who even knows the real number of posts he has on Polaris. But he's not telling, because stupendously negative numbers are so much cooler.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #48
If you add your current Polaris post count, you end up *owing* us... uh, you know what I mean. :D

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"And all should cry, Beware, Beware!
His Flashing eyes, his Floating hair!" S. T. Coleridge
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"It is as if everyone had lost their sense
Consigned themselves to downfall and decadence
And a wisp it is they have chosen as their beacon." Reinhard Mey.
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Quote of the Week: "I have a high opinion of myself, which makes up for my total lack of intelligence." Anon.
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 3190
Profile #49
Congrats, Alorael, if we take my current average of around 250 posts every 6 months approx, it should take me 28 years to reach your level, :) .

[ Wednesday, January 21, 2004 11:45: Message edited by: Zharrad ]

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"Omnipresent, but always late"
Posts: 220 | Registered: Tuesday, July 8 2003 07:00

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