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AuthorTopic: Do you smoke?
Infiltrator
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Ok USA whatever! I don't remember your nick! BUT NOW I AM SERIOUSLY FURIOUS!!! I HAVE NEVER EVER CALLED MY SELF BATES!!! IT WAS STUGHALF OR TGM OR WHOEVER THAT MADE THAT UP!!! I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF IT!!! SCREW YA!!! BATES WAS NEVER A PART OF MY NAME DAMMIT!!!

EDIT: Shut it stughalf! And if you are looking for an explanation for my outrage look to the page before!

[ Sunday, December 07, 2003 02:50: Message edited by: Master Chief ]

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More often than not, nicknames get coined according to what other people think you should be called, not what you think you should be called. Life is tough that way.

Now shut up before you wind up having Drakey set your title to Bates.

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Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
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You sad that Bates was part of my name dammit!
And i don't want another flame war! You stop the crap! Not me!

EDIT: And it is alowed to hate your nick, thus you should respect that!

[ Sunday, December 07, 2003 02:55: Message edited by: Master Chief ]

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YOU want it to stop, Bates. YOU stop it.

[ Sunday, December 07, 2003 02:55: Message edited by: Stughalf ]

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No YOU stop it!!! I hate my nick! And you like it!
I will only stop if I get banned, or if i get MY will! Pronto! Finito!

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o< AND WHERE DO YOU THINK THE POWER OF THE MASSIVE ANTI-BATES CONSPIRACY COMES FROM? THE JEWS! THE MASONS! THE POPE! WHEELS WITHIN WHEELS, PEOPLE

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Profile #81
quote:
Originally written by Master Chief:

I hate my nick! And you like it!
STATE THE OBVIOUS, WIN A PRIZE

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He forgot to Kill Ogre too.

Guys, lay off the 'Bates' thing. And Sauron, stop making such a big deal of it.

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Thank you for... er... lecturing them. Im sorry if I was too extreme, but nothing helps!
Ps. I am not trying to be sarcastic, thank you really!

[ Sunday, December 07, 2003 04:46: Message edited by: Master Chief ]

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Yeah, this doesn't seem fair to me. The big bad oldies call the nasty-tempered newbie "Bates" although they know it will just provoke him. And when he gets angry and tries to defend himself, they tell him not make such a big deal of it and mock him because of his newbieness.

And if that was too difficult to understand:

No more "Bates" = Peace and happiness to everyone

Halleluja.
Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00
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He brought it upon himself, and only he is to blame. I tentatively agree to stop, but it was just so utterly hilarious while it lasted. But of course I don't expect you to understand that, as I'm well aware that you are naught but a brainless, gutless, spineless jellyfish.

[ Sunday, December 07, 2003 06:11: Message edited by: Stughalf ]

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*considers "brainless spineless gutless jellyfish" somewhat outside the type of epithets that are conducive to a happy atmosphere on the boards, and advises Stughalf accordingly*
Edit: corrected misspelling

[ Sunday, December 07, 2003 06:20: Message edited by: Saunders ]

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"Brainless, gutless, spineless jellyfish"?

For once, I'm confused.

Were you trying to insult me or were you trying to be funny? Or both?
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Smoking is stupid. I've got a biology book in which there is a drug section: every other drug has some good side effect to pay off by addiction or loss of time in this world. Ciggarettes do not. They are only for showing off how you are supposed to be mature. And they're way too expensive. EOT

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Look, Sauron, just ignore them, and they'll stop. The more you fight and argue with them, the more they'll annoy you. Dont' pay any attention to them, and they'll get bored.

This thing is OT, though.

[ Sunday, December 07, 2003 07:38: Message edited by: Hopeless Fool ]

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Bates, the swedish dog (not the person), just died of sadness. And it is all because of you, Bates. All the poor dog ever wanted was to stand on his desk, by his marble head statue, and be happy. When he heard about you not accepting your Batesness, he was so filled with sadness that he DIED.

The poor dog.

Edit: Sorry, I never noticed thet there were 4 pages of this topic. I'll stop.

[ Sunday, December 07, 2003 07:38: Message edited by: Boeing ]

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Who was born in a house full of pain
Who was trained not to spit in the fan
Who was told what to do by the man
Who was broken by trained personnel
Who was fitted with collar and chain
Who was given a pat on the back
Who was breaking away from the pack
Who was only a stranger at home
Who was ground down in the end
Who was found dead on the phone
Who was dragged down by the stone
Posts: 595 | Registered: Tuesday, March 12 2002 08:00
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Boeing, that was the first (And the last) thing i have heard related to Bates, that was funny.
That does not mean you shal continue.
(By the way, I was NOT the one who started the Bate thing, only the name thing!)
Ok, ok, i stop.

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Can we close this topic now? This is the first time I have ever seen an entire 24-post page devoted to an argument about someone named Bates. The only Bates I have ever heard of lived in a motel with his dead mother and stabbed women while they were in the shower. Come on, stop the nonsense. The point of this topic has been lost now. I don't know about you, but I haven't had a cigarette for almost two days now and I feel like total s.h.i.t. However, the reason for that has nothing to do with the lack of nicotine.

I am not hooked badly enough to be experiencing the major effects of withdrawal, but I had an allergy attack this morning from the dust in my fan that had me coughing like I had the flu. I don't dare go into the details of what all happened while I was coughing because it was totally unrelated to smoking. When I smoke, my throat is usually clear and I usual am not coughing. But now on my second day without cigarettes, I feel fine except for the fact that I didn't sleep at all last night because I took about 6 hours of my personal time to create the best death scene for an RP villain that I could come up with.

Strange. I feel no craving for a cigarette at all. True. I have to say that even though I enjoy the smell of a room filled with the haze of a good brand of cigarette, I don't actually like the actual act of smoking very much. I usually end up feeling slightly guilty after having a cigarette. But I do tend to feel better health wise for no apparent reason.

Oh, who cares? I am basically half asleep while typing this. Disregard most of what I just said. I am not of sound mind right now. Sherlock Holmes desperately needs a vacation and a good rest.

(Injects cocaine into arm, slams head down on desk and drifts off to sleep.)

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I have already made up my mind. I QUIT! I dont need this s.h.i.t! Im reading Allen Carr´s "Easy way to quit smoking" and that book has opened my mind. I was brainwashed, that quitting is hard, that only people with a lot of willpower can quit, but i was WRONG!
I started smoking when i was 10. A friend of mine got a pack of ciggaretts somewhere, i smoked then, after that i smoked more, and before i could understand, i was hooked. Now i have been smoking for 7 years, and ive had enough. I dont want to DIE because of some stupid addiction.
I have already limited my smoking, and for the money i saved i ordered Nethergate. Who knows what i could buy for the money i puffed away?

Smoking is a stupid, expencive and deadly habit, and if you think that it helps you concentrate or you NEED it, you have been brainwashed.

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It was meant as a joke, Ironweed. I really don't have anything against you, although I do think you're wrong on this issue. But STD has, at least for now, cleaned up his act, so...

THE FERRETS WILL NAP

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So will the dog.

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Who was born in a house full of pain
Who was trained not to spit in the fan
Who was told what to do by the man
Who was broken by trained personnel
Who was fitted with collar and chain
Who was given a pat on the back
Who was breaking away from the pack
Who was only a stranger at home
Who was ground down in the end
Who was found dead on the phone
Who was dragged down by the stone
Posts: 595 | Registered: Tuesday, March 12 2002 08:00
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Is the flame war over?

Well, hopefully it is

or should I say finally?

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Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00
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As long as STD behaves himself from now on, the flame war is over.

Of course, if he doesn't, you can expect to hear from the attack ferrets again.

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Why hasn't this topic already died?
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