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Poor, poor Drakey in General
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Maybe Drakey is following the instructions in the Blades manual. He's just added the tree to Warrior's Grove, and in a month or so he will start on the goblin pit.

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'Wut do u look like?" in General
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I have no tattoos or piercings.

My body is bad enough without me paying people to make holes in it.

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'Wut do u look like?" in General
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Me doing... well, never mind what I am doing: www.srcf.ucam.org/~eet23/me.jpg

I can stick my foot in my mouth too, but you are not getting a photo of it.

[ Tuesday, April 29, 2003 04:18: Message edited by: Khoth ]

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Gah in General
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*wonders if someone else stole the name*

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The "About us" topic in General
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Okay, here we go....

»What is your name?
Khoth, to you.

»What is your quest?
Get a degree, get a rocket launcher and get you all

»What is your favorite color/colour?
Purple-black

»What is your job (If you are unemployed, what prevents you from having more free time)?
I'm a student, so I stude.

»What are some books you like?
Elric, Lotr, Anything by Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Isaac Asimov, Philip Dick before he went insane, Arthur C Clarke and much much more

»What are some movies/TV shows you like?
I like The Matrix, and practically the only TV I watch is The Simpsons, My Family and Midsomer Murders

»What are some computer/console games you like?
Nethack, ADOM, FooCraft, BoE

»What are some bands you like?
Queen and, sadly, Abba

»What are some musical pieces you like?
*waves hand* You don't need to see my taste in music

»Who are some of your favorite members on these boards?
That would be telling

»What do you think various members look like?
I think they look like humans, but pale and unfit

»What do you look like?
A human, but pale and unfit. Beyond that, if you can't find out, you don't deserve to know

»What did you have for lunch last Tuesday?
That was ages ago. I can't remember

»What is your age?
19

»What is your species?
Human, more or less

»What sort of computer do you use?
An iMac, running OS X

»What plane are you from?
The deepest depths of Gehennom

»Are you male, female, or "other."
Oh, darling, I'm "other" if that's what you want me to be

»How many holes do you prefer in the ceiling?
Between -1 and -4

»When did you last brush your teeth?
This morning

»Do you feed lemons to your pet alligator?
I have fed lemons to every pet alligator I have owned.

»To whom are all your base belong?
Myself.

»What region of the universe are you posting from?
Cambridge

»What does (§³·ß)Ð/µª=ƒ mean?
Nothing

»What is the appropriate usage of the word "EVOL"?
An example: "Don't say EVOL any more"

»Did I forget anything?
You forgot everything.

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Happy Easter. in General
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quote:
Originally posted by Permutonominus Rex:
edit: how do you spell it, anyway?
C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E

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A Few Things Spiderweb Games Have Taught Us in General
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78. Everyone is awake and at their job 24 hours a day.

79. You are sent on important missions with pathetic equipment and expected to scavenge for better stuff as you go.

80. Even though you are saving the world, you don't get a discount in the food shop.

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Happy Easter. in General
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Chocolate Jesus lollipop:
IMAGE(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:GQ37RjmacigC:members.tripod.com/~Chocolates/C983_small.jpg)

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Crossfire in General
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quote:
Originally posted by Alorael:

?Alorael, who agrees with Khoth. Beyond a certain level of comfort and ability to purchase Spiderweb games, massive amounts of money aren't worth the unhappiness that are sure to be part of the deal. Unless you are working solely to support charitable causes, there's no reason to seek riches if you can't sit back and enjoy them.

You shouldn't reveal my sock puppets like that! I don't tell people about all your pseudonyms.

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Happy Easter. in General
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Yay! Show the deep religious significance by biting the head off a chocolate Jesus!

Or maybe I have issues.

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Palm Sunday in General
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quote:
Originally posted by X:
Khoth = Mr. Zietgeist :D
I have no idea what you mean by that.

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Palm Sunday in General
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I like the commercialisation of Christmas and Easter. Otherwise, I would not "celebrate" them, since I am not religious in any way at all.

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A Few Things Spiderweb Games Have Taught Us in General
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57. All life's problems can be solved by killing things.

58. Locked doors usually never have keys, but if they do then the door is completely invulnerable to being knocked down. The key is always on the outside.

59. Powerful wizards have large towers, 95% of which is a maze of traps and riddles which the wizard must navigate every day to get to the one small room that has some function.

60. Even though the dead can be brought to life, everyone acts as though they can't.

[ Thursday, April 24, 2003 11:08: Message edited by: Khoth ]

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Palm Sunday in General
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quote:
Originally posted by JF:
I personally feel that the Gospel is the greates book ever written.
I suggest you try The lord of the Rings, Stormbringer, Captain Corellis's Mandolin and many more.

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Happy Easter. in General
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It's bunnies here. Do they lay the eggs?

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POLL: how did you like my scenario? in Blades of Exile
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Teh Grich is a parody of The Grinch. They are different things.

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BoA and Music in Blades of Avernum
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I think TM has provided a midi file to be played as the music for one of his BoE scenarios. I forget which one, though.

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Graphics Tool in Blades of Avernum
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The GIMP is just about useable, and free (and Free, if you care about that)

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