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Hello Everybody! in General
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Originally written by Custer XVI:

Ashby, you son of a whore: give me back my Goddamn trousers. My legs are growing cold, there is a stigma on nudity, and they're not even your size. You have to use not one but three freaking cords to keep them on your puny frame, and if it weren't for sheer cussedness you'd have no reason to continue wearing them - and in so doing, deny them to me - except for fetishry.

They're not particularly expensive, and if you want I can scrounge together a good AU$20 and get you a nice, sturdy pair of jeans - jeans which will be yours, rather than mine, and have the added bonus of not fitting you as if you had lain a death-blow upon a bruin and donned his pants as he lay dying in order to preserve his inhuman strength as your own.

I swear if you don't give them back I'm going to seduce your mother on general principle, and once I'm through I'll never call her.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . This is the best post I have ever read ever in all the timw I have been here This is the best I am going to print this and frame it and put it on my wall. (Not tonight of course I don't want to wake my parents) ;) ........... wow

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Drakefyre, Mariann, Jeff, Linda.. you're all dead. in General
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Sorry for your loss MM you deserve the title I am brilliant member number five and I was eaten alive ;)

[ Wednesday, May 18, 2005 08:57: Message edited by: Hawk King ]

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Hello Everybody! in General
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Originally written by Ash Lael:

Hawk King: It's good to see that you are making an effort. Your screen name is now capitalised, I've noticed. You're also spelling a lot better. Now you just need to work on using capitals and other punctuation. That said, it's still pretty ironic seeing you tell Ice Drake to spell better. Instead of spending time finding things that he should be doing better, why not read your own posts and find things to correct there? It would be much appreciated.

Im sorry about telling Ice how to type and all drake but i guess was just grumpy and I took it out on all of you. and yes i did change my name to be capitalized and so on i am working someone sent me a PM giving links to some sites to help my grammar I might actually read the sites but yes i have been working on it sorry about being an idiot lately I was simply grumpy and now I am not (i will edit this more when i think of something else to add to it)

[ Wednesday, May 18, 2005 08:40: Message edited by: Hawk King ]

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Coffe or Tea: The Poll in General
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Lets tar and feather TM just to tar and feather TM

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Star Wars! in General
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Originally written by Eagle:

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Originally written by Hawk King:

very amusing
Sarcasm or excitement? :D

sarcasm i thought it was amusing you know ha ha ha thats funny ?

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Originally written by Sprung Spring:

Shouldn't you be at school, Hawk?

Im Homeschooled

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If I remeber corectly some lucky soul has the title village idiot now that is an awesome title ! :D

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Originally written by Micawber:

Maybe, but Hawk King's posts are more funny...

[Edit] Make that "entertaining"...

entertaining .......... hmm i like that yes I can live with being considered Entertaining

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Ever seen Wold Wind? in General
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it's not for mac so I don't care

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Star Wars! in General
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very amusing

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SpiderWeb Glitch II in General
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Originally written by Kelandon:

Hawk king, do you honestly not know what Spring is talking about? It's not your recent posts, it's your post count. That little thing under each of your posts.

The reason is that UBB doesn't update your post count on that thread until after someone posts in it again.

yes i did get it it just never bothered me before sure i notice it now that someone mentions it but before it just never hit me all that hard

[ Tuesday, May 17, 2005 08:42: Message edited by: Hawk King ]

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Originally written by N00BEN:

Hawk King, there's a reason why they call it "Recent posts." :P
i knew that what i meant was i never noticed anything wrong

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Coffe or Tea? in General
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Originally written by Oceanus Delphinus:

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Originally written by Hawk King:

a realy messed up one yes but i wouldnt EVER eat at his house if he is putting food in Tupperware and his own sperm ! *shuders*
I couldn't write most of the things that made me think of, so I'll leave it at this…

It would almost be like starting the day with a warm cup of milk, and you could take a Tupperware for the road.

The mental image this gave me is very disturbing.

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i shuda posted this when.. in General
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Originally written by Oceanus Delphinus:

Hawk, considering some of your posts you should be a little nicer to the newer newbies.
it.

how bout just a teensy weensy little bit nicer ?

and ice drake we don't hate you you in a similar way to me just have to type a little better my problem is grammar

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i shuda posted this when.. in General
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You know if i remember correctly you said you where going to stop posting stupid stuff, you just did. i never made a Hi I am here thread how about i make one now you have over thirty posts and you choose now to make the hi i am here thread ? it's a little late for that

stop spamming

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Coffe or Tea? in General
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Originally written by Student of Trinity:

Look on the bright side. Somebody finally found a use for excess Tupperware.
a realy messed up one yes but i wouldnt EVER eat at his house if he is putting food in Tupperware and his own sperm ! *shuders*

EDIT: cool 300!

[ Tuesday, May 17, 2005 06:39: Message edited by: Hawk King ]

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Debuging mode in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Originally written by Ice Drake:

ye he right u pplz sound like u like flowin n nice
Im sorry i do not speak monkey ;)
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Originally written by Ice Drake:

ye he right u pplz sound like u like flowin n nice
Im sorry i do not speak monkey ;)
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Your Name's First Google Image Result... in General
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IMAGE(http://www.planetnintendo.com/ff1/fanart/bmfiraga.jpg) this was not the first it was like on the fourth page i looked in that page and found this i liked it i might even go to the point of putting it in my profile

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Posts: 507 | Registered: Tuesday, March 1 2005 08:00
Loophole in unregistered in Blades of Exile
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you can do this in BOA to. the only limitation is no adding new towns or if you try to play the game it gives you the message that the shareware demon will stop you from playing because you arrant registered i really mucked with Vodt myself before i registered
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Coffe or Tea? in General
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Originally written by Kirk Johnson:

At breakfast, I drink a tupperware container filled with my own sperm.
*stares at screen stupidly a few minutes* *shakes head sadly* TM you are as I have said before and WILL say again

YOU ARE A PERV GO TO HELL !

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Two Years and Two Days! in General
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Originally written by 401 ERROR:
BAD MONIKER:
This computer would be roughly 100 km from here, ie. at home at my parents' house.

Of course, that's only the excel spreadsheet, and if I wanted to I could regenerate that from the data that I saved online. But I don't have time now - the only time I have would be during the weekend, and I'm going home then anyways. :P

the WEEKEND ! i might not have access to my computer on the weekend ! Ill be staying at foster parents house for a week while my parents go to Texas for my aunts wedding darn

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Originally written by Thuryl:

Return here only when you have at least learned the skill of bowel control.
ha ha ha *sarcasm*
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Originally written by Thuryl:

Return here only when you have at least learned the skill of bowel control.
ha ha ha *sarcasm*
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Originally written by Smoked Salmon:

I am horrified and yet I read it...
Where is the savings in typing "ware"? One letter? Da for the? Don't try to look cool, as you may have noted the audience here is fairly sophisticated (and insane.)

dobaba *drool* oh! i mean yes we are very siphisa sobesia *blebleble* sophisticated yes thats the word sophisticated now i want my baby bottle back whhhaaaaaaaaaaa *goes back to sucking thumb*

yes i do understand the INSANE PART :D :D
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