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Originally written by Custer XVI:

Ashby, you son of a whore: give me back my Goddamn trousers. My legs are growing cold, there is a stigma on nudity, and they're not even your size. You have to use not one but three freaking cords to keep them on your puny frame, and if it weren't for sheer cussedness you'd have no reason to continue wearing them - and in so doing, deny them to me - except for fetishry.

They're not particularly expensive, and if you want I can scrounge together a good AU$20 and get you a nice, sturdy pair of jeans - jeans which will be yours, rather than mine, and have the added bonus of not fitting you as if you had lain a death-blow upon a bruin and donned his pants as he lay dying in order to preserve his inhuman strength as your own.

I swear if you don't give them back I'm going to seduce your mother on general principle, and once I'm through I'll never call her.

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Originally written by Ash Lael:

Hawk King: It's good to see that you are making an effort. Your screen name is now capitalised, I've noticed. You're also spelling a lot better. Now you just need to work on using capitals and other punctuation. That said, it's still pretty ironic seeing you tell Ice Drake to spell better. Instead of spending time finding things that he should be doing better, why not read your own posts and find things to correct there? It would be much appreciated.

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Originally written by Hawk King:

very amusing

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Sarcasm or excitement? :D

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Originally written by Sprung Spring:

Shouldn't you be at school, Hawk?

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Originally written by Micawber:

Maybe, but Hawk King's posts are more funny...

[Edit] Make that "entertaining"...

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Hawk king, do you honestly not know what Spring is talking about? It's not your recent posts, it's your post count. That little thing under each of your posts.

The reason is that UBB doesn't update your post count on that thread until after someone posts in it again.

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Originally written by N00BEN:

Hawk King, there's a reason why they call it "Recent posts." :P

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Originally written by Oceanus Delphinus:

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Originally written by Hawk King:

a realy messed up one yes but i wouldnt EVER eat at his house if he is putting food in Tupperware and his own sperm ! *shuders*

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I couldn't write most of the things that made me think of, so I'll leave it at this…

It would almost be like starting the day with a warm cup of milk, and you could take a Tupperware for the road.

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Originally written by Oceanus Delphinus:

Hawk, considering some of your posts you should be a little nicer to the newer newbies.
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Originally written by Student of Trinity:

Look on the bright side. Somebody finally found a use for excess Tupperware.

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Originally written by Ice Drake:

ye he right u pplz sound like u like flowin n nice

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Originally written by Ice Drake:

ye he right u pplz sound like u like flowin n nice

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Originally written by Kirk Johnson:

At breakfast, I drink a tupperware container filled with my own sperm.

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Originally written by 401 ERROR:
BAD MONIKER:
This computer would be roughly 100 km from here, ie. at home at my parents' house.

Of course, that's only the excel spreadsheet, and if I wanted to I could regenerate that from the data that I saved online. But I don't have time now - the only time I have would be during the weekend, and I'm going home then anyways. :P

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Originally written by Thuryl:

Return here only when you have at least learned the skill of bowel control.

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Originally written by Thuryl:

Return here only when you have at least learned the skill of bowel control.

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Originally written by Smoked Salmon:

I am horrified and yet I read it...
Where is the savings in typing "ware"? One letter? Da for the? Don't try to look cool, as you may have noted the audience here is fairly sophisticated (and insane.)

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