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The Vale RP in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Monday, January 7 2008 13:55 Profile #173 Ahonar screamed. The pain, it was like... the time in which Vogel killed him. Exactly like it. But unlike then, Vogel was weaker, and Ahonar stronger. Vogel lost power, or atleast some, when the Onion was destroyed, and when he made the Vale. Meanwhile, Ahonar gained the power from the Vale, becoming a true god. No more was he a subordinate to Vogel, he was an equal. But there was still only one way to kill him for good, and that required the dagger. And so, staggering in and out of portals, Ahonar finally arrived at a pyramid. It looked like a mountain almost, made of perfectly fitted slabs of granite, rising to a point somewhere beyond the clouds. Obelisks of obsidian with bizarre, prehistoric magic glyphs carved in them were planted in front of an entrance. Looking at this entrance, he saw that it was made of what looked like diamond, and shaped like a snake head, with it's mouth open and the mighty fangs supporting it. Fitting, Ahonar thought, as he walked into the pyramid and collapsed to rest. Here he was, at the tomb of an ancient god, one of his brothers. And soon, there would be more then one god buried here. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Rocky's Revival (World of Avernum Factional RP Revival Discussion) in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Monday, January 7 2008 13:45 Profile #98 I told you that if no one else would do it, I would. Neo-Hunterian Empire, here I come. "Was it not non-humans who killed the vissionary Garzahd? Was it not non-humans that systematically wiped out life in the Valorim Plagues? Was it not non-humans who systematically wiped out so many human lives during the Time of the Star?!? Never again, we stand now to end this cancer once and for all!!!" I would not be in the least way surprised if the Imperial historians made Garzahd look like the rolemodel for Prazsac. And Prazsac was the one who united the humans, the Neo-Hunters glaze over her non-human civil rights grants. Same with Micah. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Monday, January 7 2008 13:24 Profile #420 Almost done... go to the desert and fight Ahonar. I don't care how you know at this point, but we're so close. Ephesos, factional RP's are a whole different can of worms. Which you know, but I though I'd like to highlight with the others. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Welcome to our Newest Bot in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Sunday, January 6 2008 14:52 Profile #24 Can we just lock this thread already? Talking about every single bot that pops up, none of which actually post a single thing, is a complete waste of space, and is borderline spam. Seriously. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Is it just me? in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Sunday, January 6 2008 13:58 Profile #9 Trust me, it's just you. BTW, wouldn't it be interesting to have a word count to weigh against the post count? -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Saturday, January 5 2008 20:22 Profile #385 quote: Originally written by Excalibur: Well then, if the RP keeps continues in such a fashion I might be inclined to drop out. If at any point any characters want to leave the RP, they are welcome to do so; however, those characters would have to tie off their character properly, by dying or leaving the area of action. That said, the end for this RP is coming, I promise that to you. Ahonar retreats into the desert to get the Godson's Dagger, you guys pursue, there is a general fight against Nioca, (that'll be good) and then there'll be a final battle concerning the dagger and whether Ahonar or Vogel die in the end, or both. Anyways, after the dagger fight scene ends, I'll wrap this up with a nice monologue on what happens to the lands of Rune, based on the results of the battle. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Saturday, January 5 2008 14:25 Profile #376 Azuma, if you don't check your PM's, thousands of ravenous dogs will arrive to kill you moments after your natural death. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
The Vale RP in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Saturday, January 5 2008 13:00 Profile #162 An angry smile twisted on Ahonar's face, and time slowed dramatically. Walking over at a brisk pace that would look like a confusing blur to the others, he unleashed his powers on the Onion. Then, as the arcs of energy inched towards the Onion, he returned to Belinda, shielded her, and set time right. Moments later, the Onion was destroyed. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Saturday, January 5 2008 12:00 Profile #371 quote: Originally written by Excalibur: quote: And I have one more question. If Excalibur could escape the place where the gods were, could anyone else? Excalibur is a god, in other words, I don't understand your question. What he's saying is that Ahonar banished the other gods from Rune. To answer your question Iffy, no. Excalibur is the only exception. I'm not letting you bring you, or anyother god into this. There's already Ex, Ahonar, and JV. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Friday, January 4 2008 19:01 Profile #355 Don't take it the wrong way. I'm not angry at your godmod in particular, it was rather mild, it's just I'm so fed up with people taking control of Ahonar. You could wait at the next plot scene, the Pyramid of the Sun, in the Primal Sun's Graveyard, aka the northwestern desert. Nioca is guardian there. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Friday, January 4 2008 18:52 Profile #352 quote: Originally written by Taliesin: quote: Originally written by Excalibur: Um, Taliesin...Ahonar can't be taken out like that, and what's this thing about turning to wolves. I figured that, when taking human form, Ahonar could be subject to a very brief spell of unconsciousness - I mean, a bear paw blow like that would kill a mortal. And both my characters are shapeshifters. It comes from being very attuned to nature, as all druids are. Ahonar will wake up very soon, and very angry. I don't pretend that that whack would hurt him much anyway. Should I change something? What's this about druids being shapeshifters? I don't recall approving anything of the sort. He always looks like a human. And he hasn't been mortal since he started feeding off of the Vale, reclaiming his godhood. So, no, I'm not happy with what you've done, but I suppose I can let it slide. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
The Vale RP in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Friday, January 4 2008 18:45 Profile #155 OOC: The number of times some one has godmodded something about Ahonar is really starting to get to me. I shouldn't do this, but I will anyways. IC: Ahonar stepped out from Ahonar and looked at Ahonar's unconcious form dubiously. To think he could harm a God was laughable. Going back into Ahonar, Ahonar rose silently and like a phantom. The... things that had attacked him were distracted, and with a flick of his godly hand, Ahonar sent a spear of magic that would surely kill the woman as it flew speedily towards her back, where her heart was. Then, with a blow of energy, he sent the man face forward into the wall, into what appeared to be unconsciousness, most likely breaking a few bones as well. Then, he revived Vlad and implored him to give him the Onion. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Friday, January 4 2008 18:30 Profile #347 I'm angry. All of this godmodding cannot be accepted, so, from now on any godmodders will be treated with an act from Ahonar for each offense. This can't keep going. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
The Vale RP in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Friday, January 4 2008 17:06 Profile #152 Ahonar, having slipped It and some sort of false priest behind in the labyrinth of a catacomb, walked over to the passageway which led to the Onion, with a sense of purpose in his stride. Sighing, he noted the barrier as he walked towards the chamber. With a flick of his wrist, he dispelled the barrier and walked through, leaving the way open for anyone who might wish to enter. Then, finding the chamber terribly dark, he said in a godly voice: "And the God Ahonar said: 'There shall be light!' and with that there was light in the Chamber of the Onion." He was, of course, narrating himself, but it was true, there was light instantaneously and inexplicably. Ahonar looked slightly surprised at the fact there were others in the chamber, but relaxed as he saw who they were. "Give me the Onion, Vlad, and I will restore you to your former glory and then some. You will have gold enough to fill all of these catacombs, and the women will be ready and willing. If only you just give me the Onion!" Inside his head meanwhile, Ahonar mentally chuckled at the thought of golden golems, of Goldenking's design, filling the catacombs, along with women ready and willing to kill the adventurers. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Friday, January 4 2008 13:37 Profile #336 Nalyd: I will let you know that there is Ahonar in the temple, but not what his alias is. Jeran, Excally, and Nalyd: What's with all the killing? I didn't even think there were that many non-PC adventurers. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
GOOD GRAVY it's been a while. in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Friday, January 4 2008 12:37 Profile #67 quote: Originally written by Toenail Returns: edit: Good LORD! What happened to the Richard White Games?? =O They were taken down, along with Subterra, from Spiderweb. There was quite a commotion. Anyways, RWG stopped cashing his checks or something, and Subterra's available elsewhere. So, neither are carried anymore. It was quite a blow to the ferrets, needles, and cultists everywhere. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
We are the Sultans of Swing in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Friday, January 4 2008 12:18 Profile #20 quote: Originally written by Difference of Our Actions: quote: Originally written by Goldenking: The classics, quite frankly, are so much better then the newer stuff, on average. In fact, music should have been over after Beethoven, Mozart, and Bach. Everything before that was banging sticks on rocks, and everything after that was banging sticks on leather. I'm a big fan of Beethoven, Mozart, Bach, and even their less famous contemporaries and predecessors, but that's a little harsh. Dvorak? Fritz Kreisler (by any other name)? And leaving aside classical, surely there's some good modern music. —Alorael, who thinks it's much more likely that your tastes tend towards the old and that old music has the benefit of hindsight. It's easy to weed out the things that were listened to in their day but haven't stood the test of tiime. In fact, that's what the test of time means. Give music now fifty years and then see. Interesting. I thought that my previous music dosages and the last sentence would clue people off that I was being sarcastic. Classic Music is, for the most part, good, but it doesn't have the same effect I get from listening to the Beatles, or Queen, or any of those other Classic Rock 'N' Roll bands. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
300 in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Friday, January 4 2008 12:14 Profile #21 quote: Originally written by Toenail Returns: Where would SpidWeb be without spam? Not eating itself? And the audacity of posting for a post count so... base ten disgusts me. The only base ten milestone I support is Alo's 10,000. That was fun. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Welcome to our Newest Bot in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Friday, January 4 2008 11:55 Profile #4 quote: Originally written by Excalibur: No, some of us aren't bots, so I estimate at about 10000. What are you talking about? We're Aran's bots! Having a bit of an identity crisis? -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Friday, January 4 2008 11:51 Profile #331 quote: Originally written by It hates Iffy: Is my post fine? Or should I edit it? The creature is the one who took the glass onion. No. Vlad gets the Onion, and you get to fight something else. Azuma, PM. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Thursday, January 3 2008 19:45 Profile #318 quote: Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar: I would like it if Vlad were to recover whatever item is at that damned Chapel, whenever we get there. Any objections? And objections to us simply being at the chapel in my next post? Meh. No. Iffy: You're right. But only one weapon has the power to kill a god. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
We are the Sultans of Swing in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Thursday, January 3 2008 19:42 Profile #15 quote: Originally written by Enraged Slith: I love how you say music has died and yet Jazz is still played every day... It's stupid to compare and rate music anyway, since it's all subjective to taste and what inspires the listener. Incorrect. Spiderweb is the authoritive source on what is right and what is wrong, by modocracy. It's just reality fluctuates from our rightness. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Thursday, January 3 2008 10:12 Profile #303 quote: Originally written by It hates Iffy: What about the church of Iffy? Oh, and are you going to answer my previous question? What about the Church of Iffy? Oh, and didn't someone else answer your previous question? [ Thursday, January 03, 2008 10:14: Message edited by: Goldenking ] -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy The Two Universal Truthes: "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates "I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Thursday, January 3 2008 10:08 Profile #553 Perhaps Dikiyoba could recruit someone to make a map on her instructions, while she works busily on the next chapters? -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy "To fly, throw yourself at the ground and miss." -The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
What have you been reading lately? in General
Goldenking Agent Member # 4574	written Thursday, January 3 2008 09:54 Profile #639 I Am America (And So Can You!) by Stephen Tiberius Colbert. -------------------- "I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca "Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy Posts: 1186 \| Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00

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