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Inn Of Blades V2.0 in General
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"EUREKA!" Butch said, walking off the kitchen with some fungicid (sp?)

"Do you think i'm gonna drink THAT?" Moppet shouted. "It's poisonous! I'm going to die if i drink it!"

"Ahh, drink it and then go see the town healer/alchemist flaphead! Trust me, i once had this kind of disease, and i drank fungicid for it. It hurts, but it works! Kill all the fungus infecting the stomach immediatly." Butch smiled.

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Tower of Babil in General
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As they began to climb the (hopefully) last set of stairs to the top...

Rathlan: Look at this, guys *point a big hole in the wall*
TGO: Strange... I'd swear it wasn't there when outside...
Ober: ...Because it was created recently... Very recently...
Rathlan: Sirius... Or Vynn...

Back to the top...

Sirius: You again? How did you...
Vynn: Old walls easily crumbles... *spin his waveblade* ...and an unusual use of my weapon. You should give up, demonic scum...
Sirius: Give up? I'll never lose to you!
Vynn: Maybe, but think about it: I am here... ...They are here... ...And he is here...
Sirius: Who are you talking about?
Vynn: *point his waveblades to the sky* Show your true self, foul illusion!

Quickly, the sky covered itself and a lightning hit Vynn's waveblade. Then, he thrust the blade on the floor.

An horrific change took place: The sky turned red, the tree, flowers died away, and the water turned to blood. The tower was not spared; It was now made of flesh and blood. And yet, nothing has changed; An illusion was gone, and the plagued area was now shown.

As the others finally arrived to the top, Vynn removed his blade from the now fleshy floor, creating a blood fountain...

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Philosophies in General
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Philosophy of everything: "Urrrrghrghrghrghghr!!!"

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Tower of Babil in General
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Finally, Vynn arrived at the top of the Tower of Babil. Looking around, he saw a shady, dark clone of him he quickly recognized as Sirius.

Sirius: You took long, damned.
Vynn: Like i didn't know! *spin his waveblade around*
Sirius: I cant wait to start! Such a powerful slave... I'll conquer everything! The peoples... The world! And then the univ-

Before he could complete his phrase, Vynn stabbed him in the throat.

Sirius: ARGH! How can you... Alright! This is enough! Gone the dream of conquest! NOW THE PLEASURE OF DESTRUCTION!!!! HAHAHAHA...

Sirius slowly reformed to his true form: A disgusting, fearful demon. But not exactly a demon like the others; this one was big, powerful, and majestic. Vynn quickly recognized a legendary Arch-Haakai Lord.

Sirius: DIE FOOLISH HUMAN!!!!

The battle began.

Meanwhile...

TGO: Argh! How can he...
Oberisuku: I completely dunno. He seems to draw his power from madness, but i'm not sure.
Rathlan: Maybe. *Notice the two Wyrms* Ehh... What we do with these?
Sir David: Ignore them; they're probably not so powerful with the summoner away.

But when the paladin tried to go upstairs, the two serpents spat glob of dark acid, one on the floor in front of David, almost melting it away, and another one that hit him directly, completly dissolving his armor.

Sir David: ...Damn. We're gonna destroy these to continue, i fear.

As everyone drew their weapons, each Wyrm prepared another glob of acid...

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Tower of Babil in General
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Sir David: TGO! Wait! Remember what happened with-

Too late. In a deafening sound, the barrier shattered as Vynn hit it. Just like with Kel-Aziz.

Vynn: Forget it! You cant stop me from the absolute goal!

He then started to chant a spell. Seeing this, Oberisuku dashed toward him in an attempt to disrupt it. But -Almost- there, Vynn finished his chant, and suddently, everyone but him froze in place.

Before he resumed his quest, Vynn held his crystal and summoned three creatures: an horse (to go quicker) and two Dark Wyrms.

Vynn: *To the Wyrms* If they try... Kill them. *Mount his horse* To the top!

The horse then galloped the stairs at inhuman speed, the hoofs not touching the ground...

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Inn Of Blades V2.0 in General
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OOC: Dont worry! Everything gonna be fine Aziz IMAGE(Inn Of Blades V20 (2)_files/biggrin.gif)

IC:

"I join!" said the big woman, with a smile. "But for the cooking... I'll see what i can do for the fungus."

This said, she noticed Kel-Aziz. "Oh, i almost forgot..." *Put a letter in Aziz's pocket* "It's from an old friend of him." Then she ran into the kitchen.

" Oh, and you can call me "Butch"."

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Inn Of Blades V2.0 in General
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OOC: This is starting to become interesting. Count me in! IMAGE(Inn Of Blades V20 (2)_files/tongue.gif)

IC: Suddently, a big, badass, men-looking women (a lesbo, obviously) entered the inn.

"Heya guys!" she said with a booming voice. " What's going on there?"

Everyone look at her with a disgusted face.

"Oh."

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Philosophies in General
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Eat, Sleep.

That's all IMAGE(Philosophies_files/biggrin.gif)

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Tower of Babil in General
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OOC: Eh? I thought i finished them.

IC:

And so TGO and the others helped Vynn fight the slowly decreasing number of Doomguards. Finally, the last of them fell to the ground.

TGO: Whoa! That was a tough one Vynn... Vynn?

They looked around. Vynn was gone!

Oberisuku: Argh! We lost him again!


At the tower...

"Bloody persistents!" Vynn thought as he entered the tower. He had left the battle shortly after the others joined it, and continued his quest. Suddently, a voice echoed through the tower.

Sirius: So you've finally came, poor soul. Welcome to my tower, Vynn!
Vynn: *shudders* You cant show yourself for the last time? C'mon wuss...
Sirius: ...The top... ...Meet me there... ...Future slave...
Vynn: Slave? We'll see! *climb the tower*

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Tower of Babil in General
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OOC: Damnit, clicked "quote" instead of "edit". Oh well.

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Tower of Babil in General
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OOC: Replaced.

IC:

Away from the others, Vynn saw two big armors running toward him. Doomguards? You can do better, Sirius! he thought while he dismounted his horse and waited for them.

As they got there, Vynn repeatedly slashed them, splitting more Doomguards in the process. Normally, he would have been outnumbered and diced, but in his state, he was too quick, too strong, too powerful. Half an hour later, metal layed on the road, another victim of Vynn. He had suffered some nasty cuts, but he didn't care, and resumed his quest, laughing.

Wraith: Whoa!! That's some powerful guy you got there Daco!
Daco: Isn't it? I got him by crossing me and Hulk, then...
Wraith: I never knew you were a Tourette Daco.
Daco: Heh...

[ Wednesday, July 09, 2003 19:03: Message edited by: Dacovind ]

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Tower of Babil in General
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OOC: Oh.

IC: Loud screeches are suddently heard nearby.

Rathlan: *Running there with the others* Vynn! What going...

What they saw froze them: near the hill, the remains of an unfortunate group of merchants layed there. Everyone was dead, cut in tiny pieces, and a river of blood flowed the road. But worse, someone else stood in the middle of the carnage.

TGO: ...Vynn?
Vynn: Go away.
Rathlan: *Approach Vynn* But how could you-
Vynn: *Grab Rathlan by the throat and throw it away* I told you to go away! This is none of your buiseness.
Oberisuku: But we are friends! We share the same goal: Killing Sir-
Vynn: I will kill Sirius! This jerk has done unimaginable things to me, and he's going to pay hard!
TGO: But...
Vynn: BE GONE! Or you'll share the same fate as these!

Vynn then summoned his horse, and headed to the tower.

Alex: But what are you doing? Stop him!
TGO: Useless; Kel-Aziz was controlled, but he is... Out of control...
Rathlan: And he would break your magic barrier if you casted it; Remember?
Alex: But then, what we do?
Rathlan: We continue. But this time we need to be a lot more careful...

[ Wednesday, July 09, 2003 18:28: Message edited by: Dacovind ]

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Tower of Babil in General
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Are you talking to me? If so:

1) I am not TGO
2) Weakness? You probably meant "Defaults" (Much better)

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Give Peace a Chance in General
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Profile #32
And to hell goes the topic. Oh what the heck *give skribbane to everyone*

Fake edit (because i didn't edit this post, i wrote yhis in the original post... i'm confused IMAGE(Give Peace a Chance (2)_files/confused.gif) ): I'd love to say "I LUV U ALL GVYS" but then i'd get my ass flamed with gay remarks so:

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!!!!! IMAGE(Give Peace a Chance (2)_files/biggrin.gif)IMAGE(Give Peace a Chance (2)_files/biggrin.gif)

(I know this is not Christmas, i'm saying it so i wont have to do it again on time IMAGE(Give Peace a Chance (2)_files/wink.gif)

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Tower of Babil in General
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OOC: Oops! I forgot to bump the topic!

IC:

Meanwhile, Vynn was wandering around, enjoying the outdoor before he, and the others, entered that damn tower. As he looked around, he saw the hill where they fought Aziz a day ago.

So this is where my friend got corrupted... he thought as he walked up the hill.

At the top, a perfect view of the Tower of Babil greeted Vynn, shocked. At the same time, some kind of force entered his mind.

Forget it Sirius! You aint gonna do that to your future slayer! As he said these words to himself, hate built inside him. Looking again at the tower, he suddently remembered:

Kel-Aziz... Sharp words... Barrier... In one blow...

His rage and Sirius power quickly building in his head, Vynn was faced with a dilemma: let the rage fill him up and transform him in a out-of-control killing machine, or calming down and let Sirius control him?

Either ways, the others may not like it.

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who da man, yo in General
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Me too! (But in a different grade)

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United States Conflict Avatars in General
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Then Omlette, i consider you Iraq

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United States Conflict Avatars in General
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HEY! I am CANADA, and some of our soldiers were bombed by US at Afganistan! IMAGE(United States Conflict Avatars_files/mad.gif)

[ Friday, July 04, 2003 21:17: Message edited by: Dacovind ]

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United States Conflict Avatars in General
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And i am the only one that post! IMAGE(United States Conflict Avatars_files/biggrin.gif)

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HAPPY 4TH OF JULY ALL!!!!!!! in General
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Okayyyyy.....

quote:
When the trumpet sounded, it was
quite prepared in the ground,
and Jehovah distributed the world
to Coca-Cola Inc., Anaconda,
Ford Motors, and other entities:
the Fruit Company Inc.
saved itself the juiciest thing,
the central coast of my ground,
the sweet waist of America.

It baptized again his grounds
as " Republics Bananas, "
and on the asleep dead men,
on the anxious heroes
who conquered the nobility,
the freedom and the flags,
established the comic opera:
it alienated the wills
gave crowns of César,
it exposed the envy, attracted
the dictadora of the flies,
flies Trujillos, flies Tachos,
flies You Cause to decay, flies Martínez,
flies I Am located, humid flies
of humble blood and jam,
drunk flies that buzz
on the popular graves,
flies of circus, wise flies
dealt with tyranny.

Between the bloodthirsty flies
the Fruit bowl lands,
devastating the coffee and the fruits, in his ships
that slid as salvers the treasure
of our submerged grounds.

Meanwhile, for the sugary abysses
of the ports,
there were falling down Indians
buried in the steam of the morning:
a body rolls, a thing
without name, a fallen number,
a bunch of dead fruit
spilt in the pudridero.
- Pablo Neruda, " United Fruit Co. "
And now the "Dopefished" version:

quote:
When he sounded the trompeta, he was
everything prepared in the Earth,
and Jehovah distributed the world
to Inc. Coca-Cola, Anaconda,
Ford Motors, and other organizations:
the Inc. Fruit Company
was reserved most substantial,
the central coast of my earth,
the sweet waist of America.

It again baptized his earth
like "Bananas Republics,"
and on sleepy deads,
the anxious heroes
who conquered the greatness,
the freedom and the flags,
established the opera joke:
it alienated the wills
it gave crowns of Caesar,
it pulled out of a scabbard it envies it, it attracted
the dictator of the flies,
Trujillos flies, flies Tins,
Carías flies, flies Martinez,
flies I locate, humid flies
of humble blood and drunk jam,
flies that hum
on the popular tombs,
flies of circus, wise people flies
understood in tyranny.

Between the bloodthirsty flies
the Fruit one disembarks,
devastating the coffee and the fruits,
in its boats that slid
like trays the treasure
of our submerged earth.

Meanwhile, by the sweetened abysses
of the ports,
they fell in the morning Indian
buried in the steam:
a body rolls, a thing
without name, a fallen number,
a cluster of spilled dead fruit
in the pudridero.

- Pablo Neruda, "The United Fruit Co."
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Happy Fourth of July! in General
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Uhhhhh... Which date again? IMAGE(Happy Fourth of July!_files/smile.gif)

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Tower of Babil in General
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Profile #60
EDIT: Forget it.

[ Friday, July 04, 2003 20:00: Message edited by: Dacovind ]

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Happy Fourth of July! in General
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TOO BAD, I AM A CANADIAN IMAGE(Happy Fourth of July!_files/biggrin.gif)

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HAPPY 4TH OF JULY ALL!!!!!!! in General
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quote:
Originally written by Doctor Wu:

I know I'm the last person who should be posting in this thread, but I have to remark on Dacovind's signature. It is funny as hell. IMAGE(HAPPY 4TH OF JULY ALL!!!!!!!_files/tongue.gif)

(Of course, that's because I am an awful person with his mind in the gutter.)

Thanks! I thought no one sane enough would know what i'm talking about (Not that you are sane, but meh IMAGE(HAPPY 4TH OF JULY ALL!!!!!!!_files/tongue.gif) )

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HAPPY 4TH OF JULY ALL!!!!!!! in General
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TOO BAD, I AM A CANADIAN IMAGE(HAPPY 4TH OF JULY ALL!!!!!!!_files/biggrin.gif)

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