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Shattered Alliance RP in General
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Profile #10
Why wouldn't Firedrake like Xov? Too powerful? Too...alien?

IC:
Xov: Xov takes a drink of ale. He wonders why people don't accept insectoids. He finishes his ale and gets up. As he walks towards the entrance, someone decides to play a trick and trip Xov. That person sticks his leg out and trips Xov. His mask comes off and reveals his face. "DANG!" Nearly everyone screams while Xov's mouth spikes and abdomen return to normal. Xov takes his robe of and reveals himself. Everyone screams louder. Some of the armed people stop screaming and grab their weapons to attack Xov. Xov looks up, spreads his wings, and flies up and and breaks through the ceiling. He hovers above the pub and scares more people. "STOP SCREAMING!!!!!!!" He zooms down and attacks the pub door.

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Shattered Alliance RP in General
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Member # 2339
Profile #7
Whenever Xov's name was spoken, it struck fear in the hearts of those who believed the tale of Xov. They believed he was a mad sorceror who wanted to summon hordes of insects to conquer the land. They believed he cast a spell on himself to make himself an extremely powerful insectiod warrior. They believed he had the strength of 25 grown men. They believed he was a menace! But that's not the true story. The true story was...
[Flashback]
Xov the Sorceror: *Xov the sorceror was a very intellegent sorceror. He created orbs to help the alliance. He was doing a routine check of his new orbs he created.* "Now then, let's see how the orbs are doing..." *He walked over to a glass case with a blue ball of crystal surrounded by red energy on a golden pedastal.* "Let's see how the Orb of Agony is doing(The Orb of Agony is an orb that causes great pain to whoever touches the energy. It is supposed to be used with gloves and thrown at the enemy, making it shatter and allowing the energy to spread.)..." *He opens the case and reaches in and touches the Orb of Agony.*
"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" *The red energy moved over his hand. He pulled it away and the energy let go. His hand was red and swollen.* "Great." *He takes out a piece of parchment and a quill. He writes "Orb of Agony: Success".* "Ow." *He hurt his hand by writing.* "Now then, on to the Orb of Healing(Name is self explanatory)!" *He walked over to a glass case identical to the other, except the orb is surrounded by blue energy. He opens the case and reaches in with his swollen hand. The energy spreads onto his hand and heals it. He closes the case and writes "Orb of Healing: Success".* "Now for the Orb of Insects(It is meant to summon augmented insects when broken.)." *He walks over to another case with an orb surrounded by green energy. He opens it and reaches his hand in. The green energy swarms out of the case and fills the room.* "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
AAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!" *Xov starts to mutate into Xov the Insectoid. His robes rip apart, and he falls on the floor in pain as he absorbs the energy. He runs out of his lab into a crowd of peasents.*
Peasents: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" *Xov escapes and his lab is locked, and then the key to it is destroyed. His lab is then surrounded by a magical barrier.*
[/Flashback]
*Xov enters the bar with a very large black robe on. No one recongnizes him. He orders an ale in a voice that wasn't his. It was deeper than his normal voice. He recieves the ale. He sees he sat across from someone who's face was filled with defeat and age. He quickly looked down to avoid eye contact. Even with his mask with eyeholes and a hole for his mouth, a close look could tell some people he was Xov the Insectoid. But he didn't have to worry about his spikes or abdomen. He had cast a spell on himself to make his hands look normal and it also shrank his abdomen and mouth spikes to 1/10 their normal size. This was the only spell he could cast on himself after his mutation.*

[ Friday, February 06, 2004 15:21: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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Shattered Alliance RP in General
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Member # 2339
Profile #4
I'll give it a try.

Name: Xov(Pronounced Zov)
Gender: Apparently male
Weight: Unknown
Height: It's apparently 6 ft 4"
Species: Mutant(Type: Insectoid)
Side: Other(Mercenary outcast)
Description: He has six major limbs(All with elbow joints),(2 long ones just above where his thorax joins his abdomen, which have large, insect foot-like feet with 2 claws in the front, 1 in the back. 2 kinda long ones in the middle of his thorax, with 3 short claws good for attacking and climbing, and holding things. 2 really long ones a little below where his thorax joins his head, each with 3 long, sharp claws which are good for battling, battling when outnumbered, and climbing.), 2 large completely blue eyes(Nothing very special. They stick out of his head a little. Just as good as human eyes.), 2 large antannae(Good for hearing and smelling.), 4 long, kinda thin wings(Good for flying short distances.), and 2 large spikes in the end of his abdomen. He is kinda shaped similiar to an ant, but he has a hard exoskeleton. Once you get past the exoskeleton, he's pretty fragile. And he also has a skeleton in the inside. He's a pretty good fighter. And he has 2 spikes on both sides of his lipless mouth. His head is yellw, his thorax is blue with 2 long, thin yellow stripes stretching from his shoulders to the beginning of his abdomen, and they're also on his back. There is a long, thin yellow stripe on his abdomen stretching
around it in the middle. His antannae are blue,
Personality: Aggresive in battle, shy in non-battles. He often seems to be hungry. He eats human food, animals, and plants. He also drinks water and sometimes human drinks. When he's mad and not battling, he growls and threatens and yells alot. He often goes beserk when battling, which makes him reckless. But he's very alert because his body has extremely small hairs which can detect movement(Just like a fly's.). He will never attack a cat. Not much else is known about him.

Note: If you've seen the Sajkhi/Sajiki warrior from Amazons and Aliens/Alien Nations, he looks a LOT like that.

[ Friday, February 06, 2004 12:16: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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Age of Empires II: The Conquerors in Tech Support
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #0
I have a big problem here.

1. The Town Center does not get the sword icon when you select it and put it over a unit it can attack.
2. The Ring Town Bell thing is not working properly.
There is no ringing and the icon does NOT change!
3. The Town Centers aren't recieving range benefits.

Those problems need to be fixed! HELP!

Okay, reinstallation fixed #2, but #1 and #3 are still at large.

[ Thursday, January 08, 2004 13:15: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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An RP in the World of Avernum in General
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #228
Sejii: *Sejii walked of the landing boat, glad to be home. He stretches* "Ahhhhhhhh!! It feels good to be on land again." *He walked around a little bit, in his armor(Being a Lieutenant, would he be wearing a uniform or have a badge? As long as he has Zeta, I'm fine if he has to wear a uniform.), and still had Zeta tied to his back.* "It feels good to be able to walk on land." *He made the mistake of walking into the Crossed Lion, also.*
Drunk: "AGH! Not more Imperial scum!"
Sejii: "Watch what you say. You might hurt something. Either feelings, or your bones."

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Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00
An RP in the World of Avernum in General
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #221
Omlette, will the populists that Morgan and I encounter happen to be hostile guerillas?

If so, would we be allowed to...dispose of them?

And,
한국어?

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The Mod Board in General
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #24
Utter chaos, eh?

On the boards or outside the boards? I can make both happen.

BWAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

But I won't cause chaos without pay. And I agree that misc. being revived would cause chaos. Perhaps some from me, too. :P

BTW, SD, do the mod boards at TCOA still exsist?

To be more on topic, I imagine the mod board would probably have a small corner dedicated to teasing the members.

—Zephyr, who knows how to make the long slash Aloreal uses, would most likely get banned before much chaos ensued. And he never would have thought SMoE = Alo.

[ Sunday, January 04, 2004 07:39: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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This is MY link.
Click here,or here for the yoga dance mix!Click here to get to the misc. boards!
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One Small Step for man, one giant leap(SHCKXXXXXX)STOP POKING ME!!!
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The Mod Board in General
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #7
I didn't know admins could read other people's PMs.

That's not private...

And Dolney said he found out how to get into the mod board. Although I doubt Dolney will tell me.

I really wish I could get into the mod boards.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..........

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The Mod Board in General
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #5
AAAGGGHHHHHH! How'd you guys get in the mod boards?
PM me, I can keep a secret!

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One Small Step for man, one giant leap(SHCKXXXXXX)STOP POKING ME!!!
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Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00
An RP in the World of Avernum in General
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #195
OOC: Omlette, I don't know where to move my character right now. I would like it if you do that for me, since I don't know what to do right now.

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Attack, icons, attack!THIS PAGE ROCKS!!
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Enduring the worst, to bring you the best.
We have tried to not harm anything in the making of this commercial, but we failed miserably.
R.I.P-Here lies NSI, may this rp be remembered.
Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00
999 posts! in General
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #2
Quick Khoth, post again!

SD, you're not acting quite like yourself...
Is there something wrong?

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One Small Step for man, one giant leap(SHCKXXXXXX)STOP POKING ME!!!
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Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00
My PC crashed! in General
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #0
My computer crashed!

My dad fixed it, but EVERYTHING had to be wiped off.

I have lost the following Spidweb games(NOT demos):
Avernum3
Nethergate

If I find out I lost more than that, I'll poast them, too.

Will I be able to get them back?
Or, at least Avernum3(I have the Nethergate disk)?

[ Thursday, January 01, 2004 06:15: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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One Small Step for man, one giant leap(SHCKXXXXXX)STOP POKING ME!!!
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Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00
Happy Hogmanay in General
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #8
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

IT'LL SOON BE 2004!

I'LL STAY UP UNTIL VERY EARLY IN THE MORNING!

MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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One Small Step for man, one giant leap(SHCKXXXXXX)STOP POKING ME!!!
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Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00
Happy Hogmanay in General
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #1
Hogmanay?

What's Hogmanay?

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Click here,or here for the yoga dance mix!Click here to get to the misc. boards!
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Vicious virus stalks the web, has already infected over 150 computers: read more!
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One Small Step for man, one giant leap(SHCKXXXXXX)STOP POKING ME!!!
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Remember Nephils vs. Sliths? in General
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #17
quote:
Originally written by Omlette:

Back in the bad old days. Zephyr's RPing then...was about as much worse than his current RPing, as that is than, say, premonition's. His first five or six characters all had small armies attached, despite the fact that no-one else had thought that necessary. And his actual character was, IIRC, immortal.

Lone Flame, however, was worse. By about the same margin.

-E-

At least I'm getting better.

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Rankings in General
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #1
Click the faq link in the upper right corner of this page. It'll answer 1 & 2.

As for 3, Drakey is the only person with the title Triad Mage, AFAIK.

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Text problem in Tech Support
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #12
There appears to be no Microsoft Japanese update.

日本語!
YAY! JAPANESE WORKS ON MY COMPUTER!
HURRAH! HURRAH! HURRAH!

[ Monday, December 29, 2003 11:39: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00
Text problem in Tech Support
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #9
THE OPERATION WAS:
A partial success.

My computer still doesn't support Japanese font online.

I'm going to bed.
You don't have to respond soon at all.
You can wait at least 8 hours if you wish.

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-Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer
Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00
Text problem in Tech Support
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #7
Ok, I've got what appears to be the Japanese characters(From Hiragan.zip)...

Where should I put hiragana.ttf?
Or...
Which file should I have downloaded instead?

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-Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer
Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00
Text problem in Tech Support
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #4
I already installed the Japanese font on my computer. :(

When I installed the Chinese font, it worked.

Where can I install the Japanese font on my computer?

I have another question:
Is there any way to register AIM if you have a firewall?
I think I can't register AIM because I have a firewall.

[ Sunday, December 28, 2003 18:35: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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-Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer
Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00
Text problem in Tech Support
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #2
I'm using Windows 98.

Wait, does the Japanese text look a lot like "u-{CEe?

That's a lot like what my computer's showing me.

[ Sunday, December 28, 2003 18:14: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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-Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer
Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00
Text problem in Tech Support
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #0
My computer claims that “ú–{Œê is japanese for Japanese.

I don't believe “ú–{Œê is japanese writing.

Is it japanese writing?

If not, what do I do about this?

BTW, is Ελληνικά Greek?

我的電腦無法使用日本文字!

[ Sunday, December 28, 2003 16:27: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00
An RP in the World of Avernum in General
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #142
*Sejii arrives at Tallport with some other soldiers.*
Sejii: I wonder what kind of things go on here. *He looks around. Some houses are fine, while others look like they've had to have been repaired many times.* I'd better start looking for Captain Moran.

OOC: That's all for now.

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Accomplishments in General
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #7
- Becoming one of the most intellegent pre-teens in America(I'm suprised at how easy it was.)
- Learning how to say a simple phrase in 5 other languages in under one hour(The Master of War)
- Once having the longest sig on these boards(19 lines)
- Managing to keep my forums alive for a month or so(HARD).

Just some of my accomplishments.

You can tell me how to get to the mod boards, Dolney.
I can keep a secret. I'll most likely forget it in a couple days...

[ Saturday, December 27, 2003 16:46: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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Vicious virus stalks the web, has already infected over 150 computers: read more!
We have tried to not harm anything in the making of this commercial, but we failed miserably.
One Small Step for man, one giant leap(SHCKXXXXXX)STOP POKING ME!!!
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Merry Christmas/Kwanza in General
Guardian
Member # 2339
Profile #31
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

3 French Hens(Nous sommes les poulets français! Toute votre base sont appartiennent à nous!)
2 Turtledoves(Turtle turtle...dove)
And a partridge in a shoe tree...orange tree...pear tree!

I'm back from visiting some relatives!
Merry 3rd day of Christmas!

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Click here,or here for the yoga dance mix!Click here to get to the misc. boards!
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Vicious virus stalks the web, has already infected over 150 computers: read more!
We have tried to not harm anything in the making of this commercial, but we failed miserably.
One Small Step for man, one giant leap(SHCKXXXXXX)STOP POKING ME!!!
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R.I.P-Here lies NSI, may this rp be remembered.
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