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Exile II, the story: Full Character CDs in General
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I'm pretty sure this goes in the Exile trilogy board...but what the hey.

Name: Shea'haratei
Race:Unknown, of human origin?
Sex:Male
Height/Weight: 207cm 110kg
Build:Above Average
Hand:Ambidextrous
D.O.B.: Unknown
Profession: First prime of the Khaal'ai, a scret militairy service.
Place of Birth: Unknown
Description:
Shea'haratei is quite tall, wearing only long brown robes that have been enchanted when passed on to him by his martial arts master Sheer'na, which make the wearer seem like they pretty much fly through the air and is of moderate protection to most blows. Although Shea'haratei hasn't much of a build, he can inflict more damage than those who are bulky, due to his increased speed and training in his Jilitier, an ancient martial art of his people. He has shaven black hair with completly shaved off above ears where tattos take the hairs place, these tattoos follow down his arms and back, and are of cultural background, to give strength in battle. He wears 2 katanas at his shoulders facing down on his back and two scimitars facing the other way. Inside his robes he has two wicked short mithral waveblades. His boots are only leather of a surface cow, which where taken off a slain empire soldier. On his fingers he has sveral gem set rings.

Personality:
Shea'haratei is loyal to those he serves. He is also knwon to show no fear to those that make his companions run. He is very pleasant to be around, but if you give him reason to, he will kill. He is very calm and relaxed, even in battle. His wits and battle tactics have seen no match.

Background:
Unknown to humans, which are refered as the Tauri by Khaal'ai, which tend to like their privacy especially when backgrounds are asked by other races.

Advantages:
-Above average strength
-Extremly fast and agile
-Excelling hand to hand combat, and with blades and poles
-Extremly enduring, burn him as much as you want, he won't go down.
-Immune to disease
-Shiuk Na-a special ring that acts sort of like night vision and the like. Blinding Shea'haratei will prove nothing, the ring is im-movable
-Literate- great knowledge of the races and their language

Disadvantages:
-Get on the wrong side of him and he will kill you
-Apart from that there aren't much

Abilities:
Health: average
SP: none
Main Stats:
Strength: above average
Dexterity: exceptional
Intelligence:above average
Warrior Skills
Edged:exceptional
Bashing:not as good
Pole:mastered not prefered
Thrown:capable
Archery:inept
Defence:exceptional
**No mage skills**
Item lore:average
Other skills:
Disarming traps: above average
lockpicking:master
Assasination:grandmaster
Poison:average
Luck:perfect

My largest post ever...wow that took me like half an hour to do that.

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Following the rights movements
You clamped on with your iron fists
drugs being conviently available for all the kids

Minor drug offenders fill your prisons
You don't even flinch
All our takes paying
For your wars against the new non rich
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
Just a random question in General
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This is such a nice topic...just confirms my job prospects as an assasin- with style.

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Following the rights movements
You clamped on with your iron fists
drugs being conviently available for all the kids

Minor drug offenders fill your prisons
You don't even flinch
All our takes paying
For your wars against the new non rich
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
Happy Birthday to me, and a question in General
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Happy birthy Armada, you should come down to Australia-legal age is 18. ;)

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Following the rights movements
You clamped on with your iron fists
drugs being conviently available for all the kids

Minor drug offenders fill your prisons
You don't even flinch
All our takes paying
For your wars against the new non rich
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
Meh in General
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Member # 1092
Profile Homepage #6
What was the point to this topic? I kinda got lost here....

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Following the rights movements
You clamped on with your iron fists
drugs being conviently available for all the kids

Minor drug offenders fill your prisons
You don't even flinch
All our takes paying
For your wars against the new non rich
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
pointless maze in The Exile Trilogy
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Member # 1092
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I'll only use proper grammar on AIM because everyone on my list does. On Msn, well thats different.

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Why should I say somthin intelligent when idiots like you make me look intelligent in the first place.
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
Favorite Plauge? in The Exile Trilogy
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Member # 1092
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I find the Cockroaches and the slimes really annoying. I don't mind the Troglos.

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Why should I say somthin intelligent when idiots like you make me look intelligent in the first place.
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
Exile 3 - Evil Acolyte in Bolton in The Exile Trilogy
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Charming that Acolyte is no mistake. I've had to do it to. Nothing special about him.

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Why should I say somthin intelligent when idiots like you make me look intelligent in the first place.
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
pointless maze in The Exile Trilogy
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Member # 1092
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I didn't spell correct wrong on purpose, and correct grammar is only helpful for those who English is not native. For those that is, it should be just as easy and easier to type.

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Why should I say somthin intelligent when idiots like you make me look intelligent in the first place.
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
Possible Hidden Treasure in The Exile Trilogy
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Member # 1092
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I belive the guy in the Inn of Blades tells you to go north of trees in a cross. The square thing might of come from that dryad thats tells you to go to a square bunch of trees near Calloc.

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Why should I say somthin intelligent when idiots like you make me look intelligent in the first place.
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
pointless maze in The Exile Trilogy
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The first thing, it pretty much is. Next thing your grammar is a bit off and most of everyone here prefers corect grammar for some odd reason.

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Why should I say somthin intelligent when idiots like you make me look intelligent in the first place.
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
Wizard help in The Exile Trilogy
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Profile Homepage #15
Would it have something to do with the version?

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Why should I say somthin intelligent when idiots like you make me look intelligent in the first place.
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
Wizard help in The Exile Trilogy
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Member # 1092
Profile Homepage #11
It took you 50 days to beat up the slimes and roaches?? Man you are slow. By about day 7 I was wondering around wondering what the hell else is there to do??

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Why should I say somthin intelligent when idiots like you make me look intelligent in the first place.
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
Unregistered Version Of Exile 3 in The Exile Trilogy
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Me too, and those slimes are getting real annoying.

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Why should I say somthin intelligent when idiots like you make me look intelligent in the first place.
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
I'm back in General
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Member # 1092
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I remember that Shotts guy as well. I was thinking he was the one who was banned and came back into the forums in Cairo.

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Following the rights movements
You clamped on with your iron fists
drugs being conviently available for all the kids

Minor drug offenders fill your prisons
You don't even flinch
All our takes paying
For your wars against the new non rich
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
I'm back in General
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Member # 1092
Profile Homepage #12
Hey I can remember you JF.

Here's johnny!!!! Sorry bout the dodgy cliche thingy

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Following the rights movements
You clamped on with your iron fists
drugs being conviently available for all the kids

Minor drug offenders fill your prisons
You don't even flinch
All our takes paying
For your wars against the new non rich
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
Root of all evil in General
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Member # 1092
Profile Homepage #97
This religion crap is gettin way of course...

And doesn't Islam, Judaisism an christaintity seem a little similar?

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Following the rights movements
You clamped on with your iron fists
drugs being conviently available for all the kids

Minor drug offenders fill your prisons
You don't even flinch
All our takes paying
For your wars against the new non rich
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
A question about Skribbane in General
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Member # 1092
Profile Homepage #6
Where abouts do you get this "Skribane" and does it mess you up if you don't take any?

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Following the rights movements
You clamped on with your iron fists
drugs being conviently available for all the kids

Minor drug offenders fill your prisons
You don't even flinch
All our takes paying
For your wars against the new non rich
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
Racism in Avernum. in The Avernum Trilogy
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Swear to god that I had a post here sayin that the French are pretty much good for nothing.

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Why should I say somthin intelligent when idiots like you make me look intelligent in the first place.
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
Root of all evil in General
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I saw this episode of Southpark last night and uhhh....

Don't ever go in to the nearby forest any time around Christmas. You'll run into a bunch of Satan praising evil little critters that get you to kill the mountain lion because evry year it kills their new born saviour. This new born saviour= Satan's and a porcupine's version of Jesus.

That Southpark episode was funny as hell though, only because it's stupid as anything.

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Following the rights movements
You clamped on with your iron fists
drugs being conviently available for all the kids

Minor drug offenders fill your prisons
You don't even flinch
All our takes paying
For your wars against the new non rich
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
Bad Grammar = Rampant in General
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Member # 1092
Profile Homepage #46
Still lost. Stupid grammar, no wonder I failed english.

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Following the rights movements
You clamped on with your iron fists
drugs being conviently available for all the kids

Minor drug offenders fill your prisons
You don't even flinch
All our takes paying
For your wars against the new non rich
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
Those little words under your name... in General
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Member # 1092
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I know about the post htting 250 I got adept, but I did it a around 11 last night. Nothing special.

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Following the rights movements
You clamped on with your iron fists
drugs being conviently available for all the kids

Minor drug offenders fill your prisons
You don't even flinch
All our takes paying
For your wars against the new non rich
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
Bad Grammar = Rampant in General
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Member # 1092
Profile Homepage #44
Dude, that apostrophy thing just lost me. I'm sure it has more than one use?

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Following the rights movements
You clamped on with your iron fists
drugs being conviently available for all the kids

Minor drug offenders fill your prisons
You don't even flinch
All our takes paying
For your wars against the new non rich
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
What happened to... in General
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Member # 1092
Profile Homepage #3
Exile I is the oldest product here and it's still around.

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Following the rights movements
You clamped on with your iron fists
drugs being conviently available for all the kids

Minor drug offenders fill your prisons
You don't even flinch
All our takes paying
For your wars against the new non rich
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
Avernum/Exile in General
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Avernum is tha most uncoe verison of Exile.Exile meets Nethergate graphics. Yum. I Only just started playing Avernum, but hey, I don't care.

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Following the rights movements
You clamped on with your iron fists
drugs being conviently available for all the kids

Minor drug offenders fill your prisons
You don't even flinch
All our takes paying
For your wars against the new non rich
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00
Fantasy Stories in General
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Member # 1092
Profile Homepage #12
I should try to write one..it'll end up hell wierd though.

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When you think you can't get any lower in life and hit rock bottom, God hands you a shovel.

Following the rights movements
You clamped on with your iron fists
drugs being conviently available for all the kids

Minor drug offenders fill your prisons
You don't even flinch
All our takes paying
For your wars against the new non rich
Posts: 615 | Registered: Friday, May 3 2002 07:00

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