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The End of Spiderweb in General
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Monday, March 6 2006 17:32 Profile Homepage #27
Please do not confuse me with Aran. Seriously.

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And Finally... in General
Wise Man
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 written Monday, March 6 2006 17:29 Profile Homepage #1
Aw, but I liked A3! :/ Nothing like punching people harder than you can skewer them with a spear...

[ Monday, March 06, 2006 17:29: Message edited by: Wise Ashby ]

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So Long & Good Luck in General
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Monday, March 6 2006 17:06 Profile Homepage #4
Later. -_-;

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Hop on the bandwagon! in General
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Monday, March 6 2006 15:24 Profile Homepage #5
Well, he did go out with a bang, as he said in his sig...

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A4 Windows 99% cpu time in Tech Support
Wise Man
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 written Monday, March 6 2006 15:08 Profile Homepage #15
Yea, I also noticed that the savegames are close to 20 Mb. A4 seems to be very inefficient in CPU usage as well. Even while idling and typing this post, A4 managed to eat up just under 50% CPU time. Saving also produces some sort of lag spike, but I expect that.

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0_0 Categorical proof! At last! in General
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Monday, March 6 2006 09:33 Profile Homepage #8
Here's an old convo I had with iGod that shows WM > God:

quote:


Me:
Hello, Mr Anderson
God:
Hello there. Hey MR Anderson.
Me:
You've got it all wrong
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
YOU are Mr Anderson. I am Agent Smith.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Mr Anderson. Do you mean your name is Agent Smith.
Me:
It is if you want it to be
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Well ok, just call me Wise Man
God:
How about that. Hey Wise Man. Give me a break.
Me:
Screw you
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
That's the point
God:
Yes it is one of the point.
Me:
You need a higher IQ
God:
Perhaps I could use one.
Me:
OWNED
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Looking in the mirror
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
DVDs
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
you're an idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Global?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
dumbass
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
see, I'm god, and you're just a program posing as me
God:
I see. It's good to meet someone who is god and I am just a program posing as you.
Me:
remember that
God:
Don't worry I will remember it.
Me:
if you forget, I will delete you
God:
I think I do.
Me:
You need better programming
God:
Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
No prob
God:
Are you serious? Do you still develop games?
Me:
Naw I lied
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
How's the weather up there?
God:
Rainy.
Me:
Are the angels hot?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
so the poser is a eunuch...
God:
I don't judge people. I hear you.
Me:
You've got it wrong. You don't do the hearing. I do.
God:
What does "it" refer to? Do you know any robots who do the hearing? Yeah I do a lot of the hearing. Where?
Me:
Noob.


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The Question to... well, just a question really... in General
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Monday, March 6 2006 06:33 Profile Homepage #33
Whoops. Too late for me, I voted before I saw the 'vote no for a cookie' thing. -_-;

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TM is banned? (A sad or a celebration topic?) in General
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Monday, March 6 2006 06:29 Profile Homepage #6
*salutes the dead ... err, banned*

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What is YOUR computers specs in General
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Sunday, March 5 2006 18:28 Profile Homepage #3
System

Machine Name: WiseComp
Operating System: WinXP Pro, SP2
Language: English (Regional Setting: English)
Processor: P4 @ 3.0GHz
Memory: 1 GB DDR RAM (will be 3 once I save enough)
DirectX Version: DirectX 9.0c (I even have the SDK! hah)
Motherboard: Asus P4C800 E-Deluxe (too lazy to look up the details)

Display

Card Name: ATI Radeon 9800XT 256Mb
(too lazy to look up the other stuff)
Mon: ehh some old 17" LCD monitor (again, lazy)

Back when I built this computer, it really was something to drool over - cheap too, at 1300 CAD for the tower. The speakers, mon and the other stuff was free of course - I just took it all from my old computer and stuff.

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How to kill Kravit-Bok? in Avernum 4
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Sunday, March 5 2006 15:31 Profile Homepage #4
I used a haste scroll, and used my spearman (with about a million points in quick strike) to stab the Vahnatai to death while everybody else attacked the pylons. My spearman managed to do enough damage to kill him one turn after I took out the last pylon... O_o;

EDIT: On a related note, A4's incarnation of Wise Man is a black man with robes and an iron spear? :eek:

[ Sunday, March 05, 2006 15:36: Message edited by: Wise Ashby ]

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Char Skill Selection in Avernum 4
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Sunday, March 5 2006 11:59 Profile Homepage #1
The more characters you have, the more useful First Aid becomes. After all, it heals HP and SP after each battle.

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The Six O'Clock News? in General
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Sunday, March 5 2006 08:28 Profile Homepage #42
Use your brain when you post next time. It helps :)

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The Six O'Clock News? in General
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Sunday, March 5 2006 08:23 Profile Homepage #40
quote:
Originally written by Pokemon:

Thats it Thralni, you crossed the line.
Sure, I can take the other things you done to me, but taking our problems on spidweb is to far.
You just lost a friend, and he's one who doesn't want to talk to you tommorow.
Thanks Thralni, thanks for nothing.
LOLOL

Seriously, this guy is less secure than MSW and stuff. :P

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What is canned? in General
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Sunday, March 5 2006 07:24 Profile Homepage #36
IIRC, he did what Ed is doing. Except he sounded slightly less gay.

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All Hail The Chairman in General
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Saturday, March 4 2006 13:57 Profile Homepage #10
Wow, all the other oldbies are joining up for Ash.

... Meh, I'll jump on the bandwagon.

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Am I actualy welcome back? in General
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Saturday, March 4 2006 09:40 Profile Homepage #21
Ed: post less please. You were canned because you post too much, often with worthless one-liners.

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IM a newbie!! in General
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Saturday, March 4 2006 06:21 Profile Homepage #6
Oh god, the newbs -_-;;

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Karma in General
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Thursday, March 2 2006 19:11 Profile Homepage #38
The system hates your votes like the people hate you.

:P

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PSP in General
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Thursday, March 2 2006 16:24 Profile Homepage #8
quote:
Originally written by Ephesos:

quote:
Originally written by Wise Man:

You don't have access to the Internet when you're in the subway... Well, in Toronto you don't.
...

Why would you need Internet access in a subway? Just curious.
I try to steal wifi when I'm on public transit. It makes the ride less boring. After all, some of our buses here have desks.

And I want a PSP so that I can game in the subway. Chances are, you don't even have room to sit down, so yea :rolleyes:

Too bad I'm nowhere close to being able to afford one -_-;;

[ Thursday, March 02, 2006 16:25: Message edited by: Wise Man ]

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PSP in General
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Thursday, March 2 2006 13:38 Profile Homepage #4
You don't have access to the Internet when you're in the subway... Well, in Toronto you don't.

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Matchmaker, Matchmaker in General
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Tuesday, February 28 2006 19:14 Profile Homepage #50
Okay, now I'm glad I'm still single. Better to be paired with the hand than some other strange person. Like the Dave + Khoth + Arctic love triangle, for example. Eww.

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Spidweb Demographics in General
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Monday, February 27 2006 06:03 Profile Homepage #3
quote:
Originally written by Thuryl:

You know, if all you wanted to do was post a description of TM, it wasn't necessary to go to the trouble of conducting a survey first.
ZING

Owned. :nods:

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Describe in General
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Thursday, February 23 2006 06:13 Profile Homepage #19
Last thing you ate: HK Custard Bun. Yum.
What you're wearing right now: White T-shirt and dark blue jeans.
Describe the room you are in: Two computers, scanner, printer, etc. Grey carpet, white walls, window facing front of house. A 3-seater sofa opposite of the computers, flanked by a fully-stocked bookshelf and a single-seater, surrounding an oversized coffee table. Beside the single-seater, a big cabinet with my collection of High- and Master-Grade Gundam models, along with a radio that I'm too lazy to turn on. On the floor in front of that lies my brother's old PC, among other junk.

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cats or dogs? in General
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Wednesday, February 22 2006 18:57 Profile Homepage #4
PS2.

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STUPIDEST POST EVER!!! in General
Wise Man
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Member # 1046
 written Tuesday, February 21 2006 19:43 Profile Homepage #60
Agreed. Think of the microbes in that soil!

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