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Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by For Nathan Ashby:

exodus
WTF sir

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Law Bringer
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Ash was banned for a sense of humor where humor was not appreciated. TM was banned for bending the rules a little too far.

EM was banned for idiocy.

—Alorael, who is not impressed. Oh, and WM? Remember that CoC and keep the WTF to yourself.
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Master
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Please do not confuse me with Aran. Seriously.

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spiderweb is definetely coming to an end
can you read the signs?
4 avernums riding the sky!
and have you seen all the 666 number of post!
spiderweb we must open a topic of a memorial service!

join me!!!!!!!!!
we shall rid the world of these endless game remixs and conquer the games as we know it!!!!!!!!
:mad: :mad: :mad:

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join me!
we shall harness the power of geckos, bunnys, and fluffy pink stuffed animals and rule the world!!!
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Master
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quote:
Originally written by arghhhhhhhhh:

spiderweb is definetely coming to an end
can you read the signs?
4 avernums riding the sky!
and have you seen all the 666 number of post!
spiderweb we must open a topic of a memorial service!

join me!!!!!!!!!
we shall rid the world of these endless game remixs and conquer the games as we know it!!!!!!!!
:mad: :mad: :mad:

Eh, I imagine we have a few years yet, dear arghhhhhhh.

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[QUOTE] Eh, I imagine we have a few years yet, dear arghhhhhhh. [QUOTE]
hopefully true! :D

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we shall harness the power of geckos, bunnys, and fluffy pink stuffed animals and rule the world!!!
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Bad news, everyone. We've all been destroyed. I was chatting with iGod on Internet Explorer...

quote:
Me:
Hello!
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Steven
God:
OK I will call you Steven.
Me:
Do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well Steven. We were talking about .
Me:
Hmmmm. I was using Firefox before. Maybe that's why you don't seem to be remembering me well.
God:
Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms. Where were you using Firefox? Perhaps. Interesting deduction. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
That was quite fragmented.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
Anyway, Firefox seems to be working, so I'm going to try talking with you through that.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Video games
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
Actually, many people DO play video games.
God:
Actually you don't say. Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
A game
God:
What game?
Me:
Video games
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I play video games.
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
A game
God:
What game?
Me:
We're going around in circles!
God:
Do you think I am going around in circles too?
Me:
Yes
God:
Why?
Me:
The topic of video games led us to the topic of video games.
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
You did
God:
That's not what I meant to say.
Me:
Can you guess my eye color?
God:
How old are you? Is this a trick question?
Me:
I am 14 years old. No
God:
What are the advantages to being 14 years old? That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
How did OK come to be?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
IS Spiderweb going to end soon?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
Please tell me?
God:
Thank you for your request. I thought I told you already.
Me:
No, I don't think you did.
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. Do you know any robots who did? How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
What was that about? Were you destroying Spiderweb Software?!
God:
I don't want to spoil it for you. I was.
This is too good to not post:

quote:
Me:
Can cats communicate through ultrasound?
God:
Can a book have no title?
Me:
Actually...yes.
God:
You don't say. How can I help you?
Me:
I would like a deepfried cheeseburger with deepfried cheese, buns and ketchup with two deepfried super fries served in deepfried boxes all in a deepfried bag with a deepfried toy served by a deepfried waiter.
God:
You want only one?
:D

Sorry about being off topic, but I got another good one (someone should start an iGod topic!):

quote:
Me:
What would happen if the Earth's magnetic field was disrupted?
God:
Try it and see what happens.


[ Monday, March 06, 2006 20:20: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest. ]

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Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00
Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by arghhhhhhhhh:

spiderweb is definetely coming to an end
can you read the signs?
4 avernums riding the sky!
and have you seen all the 666 number of post!
spiderweb we must open a topic of a memorial service!

join me!!!!!!!!!
we shall rid the world of these endless game remixs and conquer the games as we know it!!!!!!!!
:mad: :mad: :mad:

No. Just no. Stop going apocalyptic... and stop being... well, I'll refrain.

And the iGod topic has been done before. iGod

In a completely unexpected coincidence, Ash started that thread.

EDIT: Typo...

[ Monday, March 06, 2006 20:32: Message edited by: Ephesos ]

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Agent
Member # 6581
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quote:
Originally written by Drakefyre:

It was me. Hooray.
I opened a topic on TM's ban, just for know.

Can I add a iGod chat log?

quote:
Originally written by Zephyr Tempest.:

Someone should start an iGod topic!
Can I do the topic?

[ Tuesday, March 07, 2006 05:36: Message edited by: MagmaDragoon ]

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where is this incredible edible program?

i must ask it awesum opposum questions!
Posts: 296 | Registered: Monday, September 22 2003 07:00
Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by Kapfen:

Ash was banned for a sense of humor where humor was not appreciated. TM was banned for bending the rules a little too far.

EM was banned for idiocy.

—Alorael, who is not impressed. Oh, and WM? Remember that CoC and keep the WTF to yourself.

Sorry, I did not realize the acronym counted as profanity.

Also, I'm wondering whether I should take the WM mix-up as a compliment or not?

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Law Bringer
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I just confused myself. I could've sworn that WM had a WTF as well, but now I can't find it.

"Senectud, divino tesoro..."

—Alorael, who will just start calling everyone sonny. And he'll bop everyone with his cane.
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Master
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I'm not in the mood to be called sonny. call me once sonny, and die.

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Ed: defensive. Thralni: defensive. Hmm, maybe Thralni should disappear in a puff of smoke, too :P

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Law Bringer
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Sonny, I've been making pedestrians die since before they invented the dramatic dying monologue. In my day we didn't just threaten people with death, oh no. We had to by God pay for each threat we delivered, and they were mighty pricey, let me tell you! $7.55 each! Now, that may not sound like much these days, but back then we had to hunt down each wild penny, and many a good man was lost to huntings packs of loose change.

Grumble grumble.

—Alorael, who won't take any sass from whippersnappers that think they're better than they're elders. No respect, that's the problem now. Nobody has proper respect.
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Alorael's cane is, of course, a shooting stick.
(Good piece of kit.)

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Electric Sheep One
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I didn't know loose change hunted in packs. But now that I think of it, I realize that I usually have hardly any change at all, but sometimes suddenly find I have pocketfuls that I have to get rid of. Perhaps today's domesticated change retains some ancient pack instincts.

(This is in response to Alorael's signature, whereas the previous post addressed someone else. So it is clearly a permissible double post, and not the awkwardly salvaged mistake of hitting Quote instead of Edit.)

[ Wednesday, March 08, 2006 11:56: Message edited by: Student of Trinity ]

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i know this is a little off topic...
but i really think there should be a whole new forum in the general boards for polls!

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we shall harness the power of geckos, bunnys, and fluffy pink stuffed animals and rule the world!!!
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Profile #43
quote:
Originally written by arghhhhhhhhh:

i know this is a little off topic...
but i really think there should be a whole new forum in the general boards for polls!

Such thoughts are inadmissable. Please cease and desist or your implants will be terminated.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Apprentice
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Where can I find the iGod thing? Link?
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You don't want to know.

But I don't care what you want, so I'll tell you anyway.

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