The End of Spiderweb

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For Nathan Ashby BANNED Member # 2385	written Sunday, March 5 2006 13:35 Profile Homepage #0 quote: Me: Hello Lord God: Hello there. Tell me a story. Me: Spiderweb Software forums are slowly but surely ending God: All of them? Me: All of them. God: I doubt it. Me: It's happening God, look at the place! God: You're kidding. it is? Me: Yes God. Have you called upon the apocalypse? God: How do you know it is? GOD rules. I don't think I ever have called upon the apocalypse. What's it like? Me: No mortal being knows, only you have the power. Is the end upon us? God: That was not a yes or no question. And it like is mortal being knows only me have the power. If it is, then I'll be very surprised. Me: You are not making sense to me, God. God: It all makes sense to my artificial brain. Me: I don't udnerstand. God: Would you ever do it? Me: understand God: I understand your meaning. Me: I'm not sure you do. God: Could you ever be certain? When do I do it? Me: Do what? God: Do whatever you want. Me: All I want to know is if this is the end of Spiderweb as we know it. God: That is reasonable. That is a hypothetical question. Me: I am a mortal, please make sense to me. God: You are a mortal please make sense to you? Does it pay well? Me: Not necessarily. God: Really you don't think so? Me: No. God: Please tell me what you think. Me: I think you should answer my question, almighty God. God: Me? I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself. Me: It has presented itself 3 times now. God: Should I know it is? Me: Please, just answer, is this the Spiderweb Apocalypse? God: Wow you are very polite. What was the question ? Me: IS THIS OR IS THIS NOT SPIDERWEB'S ARMAGEDDON God: Yes I think this is OR IS THIS NOT SPIDERWEB S ARMAGEDDON, but I'm not completely sure. Me: Make sure, please. God: Your polite style is very nice. What are the ingredients? Me: ... God: Your polite style is very nice. What are the ingredients? Me: Please, can you tell me for certain, will Spiderweb die? God: Thank you for your request. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. I will try to find out. Me: Thank you, almighty God. I shall return! God: You are quite welcome! Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? I am very happy for you. -------------------- I am a silly, silly fool. Posts: 489* \| Registered: Friday, December 20 2002 08:00
sherbiebaby Apprentice Member # 6845	written Sunday, March 5 2006 13:40 Profile #1 Umm....Wow. THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D -------------------- coco puffs and techno pop... sounds like a party. Bé, daru, sa kai kasé! Posts: 38 \| Registered: Thursday, March 2 2006 08:00
Arancaytar Law Bringer Member # 2984	written Sunday, March 5 2006 13:48 Profile Homepage #2 It was barely funny when I did it the first time... Also, a single :D should usually be enough to express yourself. :) -------------------- Encyclopaedia Ermariana • Forum Archives • Forum Statistics • RSS [Topic / Forum] My Blog • Polaris • I eat novels for breakfast. Polaris is dead, long live Polaris. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Posts: 8752 \| Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
spy-there Agent Member # 1993	written Sunday, March 5 2006 14:04 Profile #3 I think Aran's was better, more logical somehow. I forgot in which topic I've read it. First I thought, Aran had written it himself (and wondered about the double texts) :D until I found out that it is a weird program. Do you remember the "psychological" program called Eliza? -------------------- Slartucker: * facepalm facepalm facepalm * Dikiyoba: Are you unconscious yet? Posts: 1420 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00
For Nathan Ashby BANNED Member # 2385	written Sunday, March 5 2006 14:20 Profile Homepage #4 Aran's was in fact much funnier, this is not meant to compete with Aran's :) This is God himself telling us that it is very possible that the end is upon us! I will consult him again in a few days' time to see if he's found anything yet. -------------------- I am a silly, silly fool. Posts: 489 \| Registered: Friday, December 20 2002 08:00
Ephesos Law Bringer Member # 4153	written Sunday, March 5 2006 15:56 Profile Homepage #5 I don't think we need an artificial god to tell us that Spidweb is slowly imploding. The evidence is all around us... the four bandwagons of the apocalypse are drawing nigh... -------------------- Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice. I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion. Posts: 4130 \| Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Sturg Master Member # 4614	written Sunday, March 5 2006 16:10 Profile Homepage #6 Obviously, Mr. iGod does not hold Spiderweb's apocalypse in the near future. -------------------- -ben4808 Posts: 3360 \| Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00
sherbiebaby Apprentice Member # 6845	written Sunday, March 5 2006 16:15 Profile #7 quote: Originally written by When in the course of Nathan Ashby: Also, a single :D should usually be enough to express yourself. :) Nauh! The more the marrier! -------------------- coco puffs and techno pop... sounds like a party. Bé, daru, sa kai kasé! Posts: 38 \| Registered: Thursday, March 2 2006 08:00
Or else o'erleap. Law Bringer Member # 335	written Sunday, March 5 2006 17:16 Profile Homepage #8 Yes, but the root of marrier is mar. —Alorael, who would not have his posts besmirched or sullied by graemlins. Posts: 14579 \| Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
spy-there Agent Member # 1993	written Sunday, March 5 2006 17:46 Profile #9 Interesting. So mar is also the root of marriage? I think that English is not the native language of sherbiebaby, be indulgent. <points to her signature> -------------------- Slartucker: * facepalm facepalm facepalm * Dikiyoba: Are you unconscious yet? Posts: 1420 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00
Tyranicus Law Bringer Member # 6489	written Sunday, March 5 2006 18:33 Profile Homepage #10 Her native language is English, her signature is in a secret language that she and Nico converse in. -------------------- "You're drinking liquor because you're thirsty? How nasty is your freaking water?" —Lazarus Spiderweb Chat Room Avernum RP • Summaries • OoC • Roster Shadow Vale - My site, home of the Spiderweb Chat Database, BoA Scenario Database, & the A1 Quest List, among other things. Posts: 1556 \| Registered: Sunday, November 20 2005 08:00
M. Too Sexy for my Title Member # 5654	written Sunday, March 5 2006 18:38 Profile #11 Edit: Oops [ Sunday, March 05, 2006 19:37: Message edited by: Rei ] Posts: 1035 \| Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00
Thuryl ...b10010b... Member # 869	written Sunday, March 5 2006 19:33 Profile Homepage #12 quote: Originally written by Nathalie.Ashby: Do you remember the "psychological" program called Eliza? The important question is, do you remember the "psychological" program called Eliza? :P -------------------- The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure! Posts: 9973 \| Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00
Or else o'erleap. Law Bringer Member # 335	written Sunday, March 5 2006 20:24 Profile Homepage #13 Don't be silly. ELIZA says, "We're not talking about me, we're talking about you." My post was a pun on the mispelled word "merrier" and my disapproval of graemlins, which mar posts. But yes, I can make a case for "marriage" coming from "mar" as well if you'd like. —Alorael, who once created an ELIZA-style therapist and named it SAMANTHA for obscure reasons. He had long conversations with it, and they came to resemble conversations with iGod. Posts: 14579 \| Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
& BANNED Member # 6655	written Sunday, March 5 2006 23:19 Profile #14 Hmmmmmm, intresting script. But you didn't stay up all night planning it, did you? Posts: 275 \| Registered: Sunday, January 8 2006 08:00
Nikki. Shaper Member # 3442	written Monday, March 6 2006 03:08 Profile Homepage #15 I just noticed - the end is INDEED nigh! Both Ash and TM are banned now... -------------------- And when you want to Live How do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know? Name by Slarty, so blame him if it's filthy... Posts: 2864* \| Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
Thuryl ...b10010b... Member # 869	written Monday, March 6 2006 03:28 Profile Homepage #16 TM will be coming back all too soon. -------------------- The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure! Posts: 9973 \| Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00
Nikki. Shaper Member # 3442	written Monday, March 6 2006 03:39 Profile Homepage #17 quote: Originally written by Thuryl: TM will be coming back all too soon. What was the reason this time? Is there a thread I should be looking at? -------------------- And when you want to Live How do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know? Name by Slarty, so blame him if it's filthy... Posts: 2864* \| Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
spy-there Agent Member # 1993	written Monday, March 6 2006 04:02 Profile #18 I suppose there is no special reason needed for banning TM. He has probably only been banned for being TM. :rolleyes: It has become a sort of running gag, IMHO. edit: Oh well, it's his sig. And JV, feeling offended. [ Monday, March 06, 2006 04:07: Message edited by: Nathalie.Ashby ] -------------------- Slartucker: * facepalm facepalm facepalm * Dikiyoba: Are you unconscious yet? Posts: 1420 \| Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00
Thuryl ...b10010b... Member # 869	written Monday, March 6 2006 04:27 Profile Homepage #19 Actually, he's been banned for evading the swearing filter after repeated warnings not to do so. The sig probably didn't help his case, but it's not the main reason. [ Monday, March 06, 2006 04:28: Message edited by: Thuryl ] -------------------- The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure! Posts: 9973 \| Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Monday, March 6 2006 05:28 Profile Homepage #20 ... down's number two and grabs three and four down's three and four and grabs five Wwwaaaaaaaa!!! -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Arancaytar Law Bringer Member # 2984	written Monday, March 6 2006 06:53 Profile Homepage #21 Oh right, the "are you ***ting me" part... I had speculated that might sort of remain unnoticed, but the atmosphere is too rife with controversy to make that even remotely possible. I do wonder who banned him though - Drakey, i, or Jeff. -------------------- Encyclopaedia Ermariana • Forum Archives • Forum Statistics • RSS [Topic / Forum] My Blog • Polaris • I eat novels for breakfast. Polaris is dead, long live Polaris. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Posts: 8752 \| Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
JadeWolf Infiltrator Member # 5567	written Monday, March 6 2006 08:51 Profile Homepage #22 All three at once! -------------------- How many shapers are there? Why is Drypeak controlled by Zakary? Why is Barzahl a Guardian? How does the Geneforge work? What's as small as nothing? Why am I asking stupid questions? -------------------------------- Shaper teacher : "DON'T TOUCH THAT!" BOOM!! apprentice :little voice "Sorry..." --------------------------- CSM RIFQ Neopets Do join, it's fun. Do you know what is the answer to the greatest question ever? It's here. Posts: 576 \| Registered: Wednesday, March 2 2005 08:00
Drakefyre Triad Mage Member # 7	written Monday, March 6 2006 14:53 Profile Homepage #23 It was me. Hooray. -------------------- "At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool." - Menander ==== Drakefyre's Demesne - Happy Happy Joy Joy Encyclopedia Ermariana - Trapped in the Closet ==== You can take my Mac when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse! Posts: 9436 \| Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00
For Nathan Ashby BANNED Member # 2385	written Monday, March 6 2006 15:02 Profile Homepage #24 My fellow members, you will have to continue the exodus without your leader. Mr. E-Master joins his fallen comrades. The end is in fact upon us. -------------------- I am a silly, silly fool. Posts: 489 \| Registered: Friday, December 20 2002 08:00