0_0 Categorical proof! At last!

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Shaper
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Well, there have been many discussions about this, but, I have proof that Jesus was not, in fact, the son of God.

From iGod:

quote:
Me:
Hey there.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Nikki
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Nikki.
Me:
I'm not your friend.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not my friend.
Me:
Are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Why ever not?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
Because it needs to pee?
God:
That makes sense to me. The explanation needs to pee?
Me:
The explanation does?
God:
I have time.
Me:
Time for what?
God:
As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me:
He lied
God:
I get it. Jesus lied.
Me:
Jesus lied about what?
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
Realy?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Erm..
God:
Aha.
Me:
I have to go...
God:
See you later, Nikki. Nice chatting with you.
Well, lets discuss this. Was Jesus the Son of God, or a prophet, or what?

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How do you start?
Where do you go?
Who do you need to know?


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Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
Agent
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Jesus was the one and only begotton son of God who willingly became the perfect sacrifice to attone for all our sins that all may obtain salvation by confessing they are a sinner, and accepting Jesus as their lord and saviour.

And that is all I have to say on the topic.

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By Committee
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For you, Giz - a Washington Post article about a man who lost his faith, and why. (You may need to register with the Post to access it.)
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Agent
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Please, could someone explain what is iGod? :confused:

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Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by MagmaDragoon:

Please, could someone explain what is iGod? :confused:
It's an artificial intelligence designed to act like God.

And Jewels, you do know what TM is going to throw at you... :P

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Agent
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quote:
Originally written by When in the course of Nathan Ashby:

It's an artificial intelligence designed to act like God.
And how I can chat with him?

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Law Bringer
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By going here.

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My BlogPolarisI eat novels for breakfast.
Polaris is dead, long live Polaris.
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
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Infiltrator
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It's such fun. Once I actually got iGod to admit I was God and he was nothing but a computer program.

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How many shapers are there?
Why is Drypeak controlled by Zakary?
Why is Barzahl a Guardian?
How does the Geneforge work?
What's as small as nothing?
Why am I asking stupid questions?
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Shaper teacher : "DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
BOOM!!
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Posts: 576 | Registered: Wednesday, March 2 2005 08:00
Master
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Here's an old convo I had with iGod that shows WM > God:

quote:


Me:
Hello, Mr Anderson
God:
Hello there. Hey MR Anderson.
Me:
You've got it all wrong
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
YOU are Mr Anderson. I am Agent Smith.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Mr Anderson. Do you mean your name is Agent Smith.
Me:
It is if you want it to be
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Well ok, just call me Wise Man
God:
How about that. Hey Wise Man. Give me a break.
Me:
Screw you
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
That's the point
God:
Yes it is one of the point.
Me:
You need a higher IQ
God:
Perhaps I could use one.
Me:
OWNED
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Looking in the mirror
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
DVDs
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
you're an idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Global?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
dumbass
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
see, I'm god, and you're just a program posing as me
God:
I see. It's good to meet someone who is god and I am just a program posing as you.
Me:
remember that
God:
Don't worry I will remember it.
Me:
if you forget, I will delete you
God:
I think I do.
Me:
You need better programming
God:
Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
No prob
God:
Are you serious? Do you still develop games?
Me:
Naw I lied
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
How's the weather up there?
God:
Rainy.
Me:
Are the angels hot?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
so the poser is a eunuch...
God:
I don't judge people. I hear you.
Me:
You've got it wrong. You don't do the hearing. I do.
God:
What does "it" refer to? Do you know any robots who do the hearing? Yeah I do a lot of the hearing. Where?
Me:
Noob.


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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Guardian
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I remember playing with a program called BILLY like this. This seems a bit more sophisticated.

Too bad TM can't be here. He'd make this topic ... interesting.

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I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Lifecrafter
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Profile #10
quote:
Originally written by Drew:

For you, Giz - a Washington Post article about a man who lost his faith, and why. (You may need to register with the Post to access it.)
Bart's main problem: Nobody ever lectured him on the "Synoptic Problem", even though he studied at Moody and Wheaton for a total of 12 years. Or he never listened.

I still believe he'll be in heaven, because I'm not Armenian (or Calvinist).

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"Oh, North Wind, why frighten others?
In Nature's family all are brothers.
Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss;
You can't frighten Shingebiss.
Bring your frost and ice and snow;
I'm still free to come and go.
You can never frighten me,
One who never fears is FREE!"
-Shingebiss, the mighty duck
Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00
Guardian
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Interesting article on misquotations. I especially enjoyed how it was stated that the Synoptics don't support Christ's divinity.

By Desert Pl@h:
quote:
I still believe he'll be in heaven, because I'm not Armenian (or Calvinist).
Erm... I don't quite follow...

Armenian/Calvinist:
Partial Depravity/Total Depravity
Conditional Election/Unconditional Election
Unlimited Atonement/Limited Atonement
Resistable Grace/Irresistable Grace
"Falling Away"/Perserverance of the Saints

That pretty much sums up the differences, maybe you read something I missed.

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Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Lifecrafter
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I'm not schooled in the finer details of the two theologies, but I'm specifically referring the the Armenian idea that salvation can be lost, and the Calvinist idea that if you're like Bart here, you never believed in the first place.

If Bart ever truly believed, then i believe I will see him in heaven.

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"Oh, North Wind, why frighten others?
In Nature's family all are brothers.
Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss;
You can't frighten Shingebiss.
Bring your frost and ice and snow;
I'm still free to come and go.
You can never frighten me,
One who never fears is FREE!"
-Shingebiss, the mighty duck
Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00
Master
Member # 4614
Profile Homepage #13
I am quickly losing faith that iGod was divinely inspired.

At any rate, er, what Gizmo said.

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Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00
Apprentice
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Profile #14
quote:
Originally written by MagmaDragoon:

Please, could someone explain what is iGod? :confused:
THANK YOU!

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BANNED
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quote:
It's an artificial intelligence designed to act like God.
okay.................

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