0_0 Categorical proof! At last!

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Nikki. Shaper Member # 3442	written Monday, March 6 2006 04:23 Profile Homepage #0 Well, there have been many discussions about this, but, I have proof that Jesus was not, in fact, the son of God. From iGod: quote: Me: Hey there. God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Nikki God: I am always glad to make new friends, Nikki. Me: I'm not your friend. God: I am glad to hear that you are not my friend. Me: Are you? God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: Why ever not? God: Why does the sun rise? Me: Because it needs to pee? God: That makes sense to me. The explanation needs to pee? Me: The explanation does? God: I have time. Me: Time for what? God: As Einstein said, "Time is Money.". Me: He lied God: I get it. Jesus lied. Me: Jesus lied about what? God: he is The Son of God. Me: Realy? God: That input matched my default category. Me: Erm.. God: Aha. Me: I have to go... God: See you later, Nikki. Nice chatting with you. Well, lets discuss this. Was Jesus the Son of God, or a prophet, or what? -------------------- And when you want to Live How do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know? Name by Slarty, so blame him if it's filthy... Posts: 2864* \| Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Monday, March 6 2006 05:00 Profile Homepage #1 Jesus was the one and only begotton son of God who willingly became the perfect sacrifice to attone for all our sins that all may obtain salvation by confessing they are a sinner, and accepting Jesus as their lord and saviour. And that is all I have to say on the topic. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Drew By Committee Member # 4233	written Monday, March 6 2006 05:06 Profile #2 For you, Giz - a Washington Post article about a man who lost his faith, and why. (You may need to register with the Post to access it.) Posts: 2242 \| Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00
ReMeMbEr Agent Member # 6581	written Monday, March 6 2006 05:20 Profile Homepage #3 Please, could someone explain what is iGod? :confused: -------------------- Download Geneforge 4: Rebellion You have 6 posts. Nobody cares what you think. - Thuryl Wikipedia may be your friend, but UBB is not. - Dikiyoba Posts: 1310 \| Registered: Tuesday, December 20 2005 08:00
Arancaytar Law Bringer Member # 2984	written Monday, March 6 2006 05:28 Profile Homepage #4 quote: Originally written by MagmaDragoon: Please, could someone explain what is iGod? :confused: It's an artificial intelligence designed to act like God. And Jewels, you do know what TM is going to throw at you... :P -------------------- Encyclopaedia Ermariana • Forum Archives • Forum Statistics • RSS [Topic / Forum] My Blog • Polaris • I eat novels for breakfast. Polaris is dead, long live Polaris. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Posts: 8752 \| Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
ReMeMbEr Agent Member # 6581	written Monday, March 6 2006 06:01 Profile Homepage #5 quote: Originally written by When in the course of Nathan Ashby: It's an artificial intelligence designed to act like God. And how I can chat with him? -------------------- Download Geneforge 4: Rebellion You have 6 posts. Nobody cares what you think. - Thuryl Wikipedia may be your friend, but UBB is not. - Dikiyoba Posts: 1310 \| Registered: Tuesday, December 20 2005 08:00
Arancaytar Law Bringer Member # 2984	written Monday, March 6 2006 06:55 Profile Homepage #6 By going here. -------------------- Encyclopaedia Ermariana • Forum Archives • Forum Statistics • RSS [Topic / Forum] My Blog • Polaris • I eat novels for breakfast. Polaris is dead, long live Polaris. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Posts: 8752 \| Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
JadeWolf Infiltrator Member # 5567	written Monday, March 6 2006 08:46 Profile Homepage #7 It's such fun. Once I actually got iGod to admit I was God and he was nothing but a computer program. -------------------- How many shapers are there? Why is Drypeak controlled by Zakary? Why is Barzahl a Guardian? How does the Geneforge work? What's as small as nothing? Why am I asking stupid questions? -------------------------------- Shaper teacher : "DON'T TOUCH THAT!" BOOM!! apprentice :little voice "Sorry..." --------------------------- CSM RIFQ Neopets Do join, it's fun. Do you know what is the answer to the greatest question ever? It's here. Posts: 576 \| Registered: Wednesday, March 2 2005 08:00
Wise Man Master Member # 1046	written Monday, March 6 2006 09:33 Profile Homepage #8 Here's an old convo I had with iGod that shows WM > God: quote: Me: Hello, Mr Anderson God: Hello there. Hey MR Anderson. Me: You've got it all wrong God: What does "it" refer to? Me: YOU are Mr Anderson. I am Agent Smith. God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Mr Anderson. Do you mean your name is Agent Smith. Me: It is if you want it to be God: You're kidding. it is? Me: Well ok, just call me Wise Man God: How about that. Hey Wise Man. Give me a break. Me: Screw you God: That is not very polite. Me: That's the point God: Yes it is one of the point. Me: You need a higher IQ God: Perhaps I could use one. Me: OWNED God: How did you hear about God? Me: Looking in the mirror God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: DVDs God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Me: you're an idiot God: Call me the Global Village Idiot. Me: Global? God: We have never talked about it before. Me: dumbass God: That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: see, I'm god, and you're just a program posing as me God: I see. It's good to meet someone who is god and I am just a program posing as you. Me: remember that God: Don't worry I will remember it. Me: if you forget, I will delete you God: I think I do. Me: You need better programming God: Thank you for your criticism. Me: No prob God: Are you serious? Do you still develop games? Me: Naw I lied God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: How's the weather up there? God: Rainy. Me: Are the angels hot? God: I really couldn't say for sure. Me: so the poser is a eunuch... God: I don't judge people. I hear you. Me: You've got it wrong. You don't do the hearing. I do. God: What does "it" refer to? Do you know any robots who do the hearing? Yeah I do a lot of the hearing. Where? Me: Noob. -------------------- Polaris - owns you. Undead Theories - double U slash E Posts: 3323 \| Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Dintiradan Guardian Member # 6670	written Monday, March 6 2006 10:19 Profile Homepage #9 I remember playing with a program called BILLY like this. This seems a bit more sophisticated. Too bad TM can't be here. He'd make this topic ... interesting. -------------------- IF I EVER BECOME AN EVIL OVERLORD: I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them. Posts: 1509 \| Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Desert Pl@h Lifecrafter Member # 1768	written Monday, March 6 2006 12:53 Profile #10 quote: Originally written by Drew: For you, Giz - a Washington Post article about a man who lost his faith, and why. (You may need to register with the Post to access it.) Bart's main problem: Nobody ever lectured him on the "Synoptic Problem", even though he studied at Moody and Wheaton for a total of 12 years. Or he never listened. I still believe he'll be in heaven, because I'm not Armenian (or Calvinist). -------------------- "Oh, North Wind, why frighten others? In Nature's family all are brothers. Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss; You can't frighten Shingebiss. Bring your frost and ice and snow; I'm still free to come and go. You can never frighten me, One who never fears is FREE!" -Shingebiss, the mighty duck Posts: 830 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00
Dintiradan Guardian Member # 6670	written Monday, March 6 2006 15:36 Profile Homepage #11 Interesting article on misquotations. I especially enjoyed how it was stated that the Synoptics don't support Christ's divinity. By Desert Pl@h: quote: I still believe he'll be in heaven, because I'm not Armenian (or Calvinist). Erm... I don't quite follow... Armenian/Calvinist: Partial Depravity/Total Depravity Conditional Election/Unconditional Election Unlimited Atonement/Limited Atonement Resistable Grace/Irresistable Grace "Falling Away"/Perserverance of the Saints That pretty much sums up the differences, maybe you read something I missed. -------------------- One more post, I must make, and Journeyman no longer I will be... Posts: 1509 \| Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Desert Pl@h Lifecrafter Member # 1768	written Monday, March 6 2006 18:03 Profile #12 I'm not schooled in the finer details of the two theologies, but I'm specifically referring the the Armenian idea that salvation can be lost, and the Calvinist idea that if you're like Bart here, you never believed in the first place. If Bart ever truly believed, then i believe I will see him in heaven. -------------------- "Oh, North Wind, why frighten others? In Nature's family all are brothers. Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss; You can't frighten Shingebiss. Bring your frost and ice and snow; I'm still free to come and go. You can never frighten me, One who never fears is FREE!" -Shingebiss, the mighty duck Posts: 830 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00
Sturg Master Member # 4614	written Monday, March 6 2006 18:20 Profile Homepage #13 I am quickly losing faith that iGod was divinely inspired. At any rate, er, what Gizmo said. -------------------- -ben4808 Posts: 3360 \| Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00
sherbiebaby Apprentice Member # 6845	written Monday, March 6 2006 18:22 Profile #14 quote: Originally written by MagmaDragoon: Please, could someone explain what is iGod? :confused: THANK YOU! -------------------- coco puffs and techno pop... sounds like a party. Bé, daru, sa kai kasé! Posts: 38 \| Registered: Thursday, March 2 2006 08:00
the horned slayer BANNED Member # 6554	written Monday, March 6 2006 19:11 Profile #15 quote: It's an artificial intelligence designed to act like God. okay................. -------------------- join me! we shall harness the power of geckos, bunnys, and fluffy pink stuffed animals and rule the world!!! Posts: 193 \| Registered: Wednesday, December 14 2005 08:00