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Infiltrator
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GUESS WHAT I FOUND IN THE LAST LEVEL!!!

There's a giant sheep who has a machine gun! :confused:

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How many shapers are there?
Why is Drypeak controlled by Zakary?
Why is Barzahl a Guardian?
How does the Geneforge work?
What's as small as nothing?
Why am I asking stupid questions?
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Shaper teacher : "DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
BOOM!!
apprentice :*little voice* "Sorry..."
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Agent
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Happy April Fools Day to you too JadeWolf.

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And everybody say....Yatta!
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Shaper
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Yeah, that would be too out of place.
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Agent
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In Nethergate, maybe....But in Geneforge?

But then again, the sheep might have used the Geneforge to mutate into Arnold butt-kicking machines.

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Posts: 1287 | Registered: Thursday, August 14 2003 07:00
Infiltrator
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You got me there. I thought some of the PC users might have believed it. ;)

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How many shapers are there?
Why is Drypeak controlled by Zakary?
Why is Barzahl a Guardian?
How does the Geneforge work?
What's as small as nothing?
Why am I asking stupid questions?
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Shaper teacher : "DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
BOOM!!
apprentice :*little voice* "Sorry..."
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CSM RIFQ
Neopets Do join, it's fun. Do you know what is the answer to the greatest question ever? It's here.
Posts: 576 | Registered: Wednesday, March 2 2005 08:00
Apprentice
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you never know, who would have believed the first guy who said he had fought an ornk lord? (GF1)

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"Many minds make quick work of uncertainty"
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I hate to break it to you, but there actually is an ornk lord in GF1...

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Warrior
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*Smacks forehead*

That was his point. There is one, but not many would have believed the first person to do it until they did it themselves.

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Shaper
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I liked the Ornk Lord. It kept biting me and running away though. I decided to spare it, and as I was walking away it came and bit and ran again :P

Speaking of Ornks, has anyone found the canister of Create Ornk in G3?
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Shock Trooper
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Yes. It could be found to the north of Barzahl's fortress.

In fact, it isn't entirely useless. By creating Ornks, you can convert essence into edible meat. With the help of an Essence Pool, raising Ornks this way is a very lucrative job.
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Electric Sheep One
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Mmmm, ornk bacon. Genetically modified meat from a mutant monster, which was created out of the personal essence of a genetically modified farmer, and then lived only a few seconds of unnatural life, before being slaughtered with magical acid. Ought to just fly off the meat section shelves, where it is stocked right between the soylent green and the green eggs and ham. Oh Spam, where is thy sting?

But I believe we are confusing the Ornk Lord of G1, with the Create Ornk canister of G2, which may for all I know be found also somewhere in G3, which takes places thousands of miles from Barzahl's former fortress.

[ Tuesday, April 05, 2005 09:05: Message edited by: Student of Trinity ]

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quote:
Originally written by Mind:

Yes. It could be found to the north of Barzahl's fortress.

In fact, it isn't entirely useless. By creating Ornks, you can convert essence into edible meat. With the help of an Essence Pool, raising Ornks this way is a very lucrative job.

how do you do that ?¿?

or wait are you joking ¿?¿

[ Tuesday, April 05, 2005 10:08: Message edited by: hawk king ]
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Shaper
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quote:
Originally written by hawk king:

quote:
Originally written by Mind:

Yes. It could be found to the north of Barzahl's fortress.

In fact, it isn't entirely useless. By creating Ornks, you can convert essence into edible meat. With the help of an Essence Pool, raising Ornks this way is a very lucrative job.

how do you do that ?¿?

or wait are you joking ¿?¿

That was obviously a joke.
Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
Infiltrator
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quote:
Originally written by Dolphin:

quote:
Originally written by hawk king:

quote:
Originally written by Mind:

Yes. It could be found to the north of Barzahl's fortress.

In fact, it isn't entirely useless. By creating Ornks, you can convert essence into edible meat. With the help of an Essence Pool, raising Ornks this way is a very lucrative job.

how do you do that ?¿?

or wait are you joking ¿?¿

That was obviously a joke.

just like it was obviously a joke that there was an ornk lord in Geneforge 1 right
Posts: 507 | Registered: Tuesday, March 1 2005 08:00
Shaper
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There is an Ornk Lord in G1, and it is easily found. A very nice character for that matter, and it fits in the story. The PC becoming an Ornk farmer would be illogical.
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quote:
Originally written by Dolphin:

There is an Ornk Lord in G1, and it is easily found. A very nice character for that matter, and it fits in the story. The PC becoming an Ornk farmer would be illogical.
*shakes head in disgust* i know that i was just implying that in Geneforge 1 when people first started saying there was an ornk lord most people thought they were either joking or crazy so i was just saying it might have bin possible :rolleyes:
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Shock Trooper
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quote:
Originally written by Dolphin:

quote:
Originally written by hawk king:

quote:
Originally written by Mind:

Yes. It could be found to the north of Barzahl's fortress.

In fact, it isn't entirely useless. By creating Ornks, you can convert essence into edible meat. With the help of an Essence Pool, raising Ornks this way is a very lucrative job.

how do you do that ?¿?

or wait are you joking ¿?¿

That was obviously a joke.

The meat of slain Ornks can be picked up. I'm not sure, however, if Ornks which you shape yourself do so.
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They don't.

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Originally written by -:

They don't.
that is disappointing
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It's just meat, you can buy unlimited amounts of it. But I guess you'd like eating meat you shaped? :)

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Posts: 394 | Registered: Saturday, November 20 2004 08:00
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quote:
Originally written by -:

It's just meat, you can buy unlimited amounts of it. But I guess you'd like eating meat you shaped? :)
yup and meat heals just imagine all your creations are dead you have 1 hp and no essence but you still have one creation left an ornk you kill it for it's meat witch heals you there that is why there should be meat when one of your ornks die
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Agent
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All food only gives you 4 HP, at least in G1 and 2.

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And everybody say....Yatta!
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quote:
Originally written by 'Da Holiest of all Toenails:

All food only gives you 4 HP, at least in G1 and 2.
it still heals
Posts: 507 | Registered: Tuesday, March 1 2005 08:00
Shaper
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What was made from essence shall become essence.

Serviles are able to breed. It is possible that domestic and wild Ornks have adapted to do the same. There are Ornks walking around where there haven't been Shapers in a long time, G1

[ Tuesday, April 05, 2005 14:54: Message edited by: Dolphin ]
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Shock Trooper
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IIRC, ornks were designed to breed, it would not be cost-effective to keep shaping them and then eating them.

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Nobody appreciates me. It's all "Igor! Fetch some wine!" "Igor! Clean up this experiment!" or "Igor! Bury this in the garden, we're leaving town in 10 minutes!"

—Alorael, who tried to become a deivore once. The priest gave him a funny look after the third wafer.
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